River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[jorma]

i have a xbox controller for my pc and it sucks ass compared to the ps4-controller

but then again, all controllers are garbo compared to ds4

 

[Jansen]

The ds4 would be great if it wasn't for the shit build quality

[Joe Molotov]

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5/5, would watch her tutorial on butter churning again.

[BIONIC]

Less nerd talk, more Yuka

[agrajag]

You want an easy mode? I got an easy mode for you fucks. It's called watching Sekiro playthroughs on Youtube

 

Some game devs have been crying about zoomers watching their games on YouTube/Twitch instead of playing (buying) them already.
Hardly something to act tough on, 'cause people *will* do it.

Much like Stufte, I am not a developer, so I don't curr

[10centtacos]

Nothing weird about 35 year old men going on quirky world-saving adventures with a bunch of naive teenagers!
https://www.resetera.com/threads/it’s-ridiculous-how-jrpg-games-are-labeling-and-presenting-men-in-their-30-as-“old”.109547/

This thread

I dunno, man, I'm 27 and it hurts my knees to climb stairs.

This comment 

[stufte]

You want an easy mode? I got an easy mode for you fucks. It's called watching Sekiro playthroughs on Youtube

 

Some game devs have been crying about zoomers watching their games on YouTube/Twitch instead of playing (buying) them already.
Hardly something to act tough on, 'cause people *will* do it.

Much like Stufte, I am not a developer, so I don't curr

I don curr either. But I honestly see more good in people streaming games, it's especially great for indie devs. It gets the game out in front of people who may not have otherwise known about the game.

[agrajag]

You want an easy mode? I got an easy mode for you fucks. It's called watching Sekiro playthroughs on Youtube

 

Some game devs have been crying about zoomers watching their games on YouTube/Twitch instead of playing (buying) them already.
Hardly something to act tough on, 'cause people *will* do it.

Much like Stufte, I am not a developer, so I don't curr

I don curr either. But I honestly see more good in people streaming games, it's especially great for indie devs. It gets the game out in front of people who may not have otherwise known about the game.

Exactly, it's probably a net positive for game developers.

I see a similar phenomenon with the guitar/music education community on Youtube. Music publishers are trying to block and copyright strike educational channels all the time for analyzing old Pink Floyd songs and don't fucking realize that Youtube is what's keeping old music relevant these days. They're forcing themselves into obscurity.

[stufte]

@213372bu

[bork]

PS4 controller is actual ass tho

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Less nerd talk, more Yuka

YOU GOT IT

 

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[nachobro]

I dunno, man, I'm 27 and it hurts my knees to climb stairs.

fat fuck detected

[marrec]

I dunno, man, I'm 27 and it hurts my knees to climb stairs.

fat fuck detected

I dunno man, my knees were fucked at age 24 from working wind turbines for 7 years.

[BikeJesus]

I owned almost every console from Coleco up to 360 and the best controller I've ever used is the Steam Controller. Combined with steams ability to customize every function there is no equal.

[nudemacusers]

I dunno, man, I'm 27 and it hurts my knees to climb stairs.

fat fuck detected

I dunno man, my knees were fucked at age 24 from working wind turbines for 7 years.

Plus the crushing weight of transphobia

[jorma]

I dunno, man, I'm 27 and it hurts my knees to climb stairs.

fat fuck detected

I dunno man, my knees were fucked at age 24 from working wind turbines for 7 years.

is wind turbine street slang for dick where you live?

[Drainage]

I dunno, man, I'm 27 and it hurts my knees to climb stairs.

fat fuck detected

I dunno man, my knees were fucked at age 24 from working wind turbines for 7 years.

In the long distant past of age 24 Finale Fireworker was sexually assaulting young women in the movie theater stockroom. It sounds like he didn't get any so his knees probably

[marrec]

Seven years spent climbing that dick with tools on my belt day and night really does something to a man.

[nachobro]

straddling dat pole

[Cauliflower Of Love]

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Is this what cream thinks she wants to be?

[10centtacos]

I dunno, man, I'm 27 and it hurts my knees to climb stairs.

fat fuck detected

I dunno man, my knees were fucked at age 24 from working wind turbines for 7 years.

In the long distant past of age 24 Finale Fireworker was sexually assaulting young women in the movie theater stockroom. It sounds like he didn't get any so his knees probably

Thankfully being a ResetEra mod purified him

[CrankyJay]

Here's something new!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cheated-on-the-one-i-love-got-caught-in-the-act-hurting-someone-you-love-is-painful.109519/post-19525178

When the topic is cheating, Resetera always turns into Brunei

User Banned (5 days): Inflammatory Point of Comparison.

On the surface, that's a legit ban.

But when you think about it, that should be an instant permanent ban. They just banned cupertino for some random shit. Like he/she is a dumb idiot, but she/he means no harm.


The more and more I read that site, and from what I'm told from my sources, that site is basically just a hangout site for ex russian/czech operatives now.

We calling her Cupertino now? I'm down =)

[HaughtyFrank]

Let me hook you up with the really good Yuka stuff

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[bork]

Been waiting for the right time to post that last spoiler-tagged one. 

[Joe Molotov]

Been waiting for the right time to post that last spoiler-tagged one. 

You son of a bitch, I knew you were holding out on us.

[bork]

Been waiting for the right time to post that last spoiler-tagged one. 

You son of a bitch, I knew you were holding out on us.

There was a whole bunch of crazy shit going on from that puroresu event.  Definitely BORE-APPROVED material:
https://twitter.com/yukakuramoti/status/1111556670545498112

[Straight Edge]

Good to know I have the body of a Japanese wrestler.

[Hot Slice]

We calling her Cupertino now? I'm down =)

[Sai]

ew

[Joe Molotov]

Good to know I have the body of a Japanese wrestler.

One day Yuka's face could be up your crack too. #blessed

[FStop7]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ms-investigating-claims-of-rampant-sexual-harassment-overlooked-by-management-hr-at-xbox-every-woman-except-for-1-had-been-called-a-bitch.109622/page-3#post-19542258

Stonkles got some mansplainin’ to do.

[Kunai With Chain]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/furis-new-freedom-update-balances-between-accessibility-options-and-tools-for-speedrunners-in-new-modes-all-platforms-out-now.109584/
This whole easy mode accessibility shit is becoming a real movement for them, lot of the posts are vague digs at From 

To compare it to a recent game. Sekiro is a game that feels like they wanted a combat system in the vein of Furi but doesn’t get anywhere close, the combat in Furi is probably the finest in giving you a limited tool set but there always being more room for growth

Is this a joke? I haven't played Sekiro yet but the gameplay and control in Furi felt extremely average and not fun at all. If Sekiro is even worse than that shit then they must have had a real dud on their hand despite all the critical acclaim.

[Nintex]

Women thinking they get hired in big tech for 'diversity' and 'feminism' 

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top schrodinger's yuka

 

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[Kunai With Chain]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ms-investigating-claims-of-rampant-sexual-harassment-overlooked-by-management-hr-at-xbox-every-woman-except-for-1-had-been-called-a-bitch.109622/page-3#post-19542258

Stonkles got some mansplainin’ to do.

....just why?

Why would you be so blatantly disrespectful?

Calling a woman a bitch in a professional setting? Just wtf.

Calling someone the B word? Why that's almost as bad the C word
 

[Don Rumata]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/furis-new-freedom-update-balances-between-accessibility-options-and-tools-for-speedrunners-in-new-modes-all-platforms-out-now.109584/
This whole easy mode accessibility shit is becoming a real movement for them, lot of the posts are vague digs at From 

To compare it to a recent game. Sekiro is a game that feels like they wanted a combat system in the vein of Furi but doesn’t get anywhere close, the combat in Furi is probably the finest in giving you a limited tool set but there always being more room for growth

Is this a joke? I haven't played Sekiro yet but the gameplay and control in Furi felt extremely average and not fun at all. If Sekiro is even worse than that shit then they must have had a real dud on their hand despite all the critical acclaim.

I played both, and didn't like Furi at all, but Sekiro feels good.

[Great Rumbler]

Ohhh, looks like Kim Hyung Tae's next game will not be a F2P mobile game, it's actually an action game for consoles. ERA's gonna love it:

no horse nips, no sale

[Rahxephon91]

That Korean game will never come out.

[Raist]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ms-investigating-claims-of-rampant-sexual-harassment-overlooked-by-management-hr-at-xbox-every-woman-except-for-1-had-been-called-a-bitch.109622/page-3#post-19542258

Stonkles got some mansplainin’ to do.

I'm sure he's typing a 5,000 words post as we speak.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

oh, i just realized who marrec is

[Lonewulfeus]

A snaggletooth, performatively woke, white, straight, cis male who isn’t even liked at THE forum for performatively woke, white, straight cis males?

Duh

 

[Jenkem]

oh shit I must have entered the general video game thread by mistake

can someone sort this?

[hampster]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ms-investigating-claims-of-rampant-sexual-harassment-overlooked-by-management-hr-at-xbox-every-woman-except-for-1-had-been-called-a-bitch.109622/page-3#post-19542258

Stonkles got some mansplainin’ to do.

Weren’t the early days of Xbox wild, with sex parties and such? Swear the bombcast talked about it years ago

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ms-investigating-claims-of-sexual-harassment-at-xbox-every-woman-except-for-1-had-been-called-a-bitch-update-ms-responds.109622/post-19544441

I for one AM SHOCKED that the company in charge of policing Xbox Live, which is basically a discord channel for white supremacists and the alt-right, has a toxic, misogynist work culture. Seriously, MS has done z-e-r-o to curb hate speech, violent speech and sexist speech on Xbox Live. I'm not surprised this lack of oversight extends to their work environment.

Well, that's a take...

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ninteen-year-old-israeli-woman-behind-twitter-account-taylor-swift-updates-imprisoned-after-refusing-to-join-idf.109656/post-19545079

Why does Finland need a viable military force for extra-national engagements? Hell, why does Israel? They haven't waged a "traditional" war since they invaded Lebanon in the 80's. You don't need a reserve force of half a million to fight skirmishes and lob bombs at your neighbors when they get antsy. You can certainly maintain a volunteer based security force to maintain what little actual security threats there are from foreign incursion into Israel.

Why need armies?  USA protect you!

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ninteen-year-old-israeli-woman-behind-twitter-account-taylor-swift-updates-imprisoned-after-refusing-to-join-idf.109656/post-19545079

Why does Finland need a viable military force for extra-national engagements? Hell, why does Israel? They haven't waged a "traditional" war since they invaded Lebanon in the 80's. You don't need a reserve force of half a million to fight skirmishes and lob bombs at your neighbors when they get antsy. You can certainly maintain a volunteer based security force to maintain what little actual security threats there are from foreign incursion into Israel.

Why need armies?  USA protect you!

Yes, please get rid of your army Finland

 

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Are you implying Israel is protecting themselves from... anything?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ninteen-year-old-israeli-woman-behind-twitter-account-taylor-swift-updates-imprisoned-after-refusing-to-join-idf.109656/post-19545074

This anti-israel talk is getting out of control. Like fuck them for what they're doing to Palestine, but to act like they're not under threat is just delusional

[Transhuman]

I dunno, man, I'm 27 and it hurts my knees to climb stairs.

fat fuck detected

I dunno man, my knees were fucked at age 24 from working wind turbines for 7 years.

Is 'wind turbine' slang for fat sweaty cock?

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actually working on wind turbines sounds cool 

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[Cauliflower Of Love]

#

[Joe Molotov]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ms-investigating-claims-of-rampant-sexual-harassment-overlooked-by-management-hr-at-xbox-every-woman-except-for-1-had-been-called-a-bitch.109622/page-3#post-19542258

Stonkles got some mansplainin’ to do.

Twist: Frank O’Connor is the one woman that wasn’t called a bitch.

[Rufus]

oh shit I must have entered the general video game thread by mistake

can someone sort this?

[Transhuman]

This anti-israel talk is getting out of control. Like fuck them for what they're doing to Palestine, but to act like they're not under threat is just delusional

Maybe we should wait until the Palestinian genocide is complete before figuring out who had the moral high ground.

[tiesto]

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PC Master race

Remember that being packed with a CD containing demos of One Must Fall, Tyrian, and Jazz Jackrabbit... good times!

[PogiJones]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/13-year-old-trades-in-his-xbox-and-does-yard-work-he-buys-his-mother-a-car.109650/

13 year old kid gives up his Xbox, does yard work to buy his mom a car.

This isn't an uplifting story. This is sad.

Exactly.

This.
A 13 year old shouldn't have to do this for his family. The story basically exemplifies the failure of our current system.

Y’all keep trying to make these, “children surviving in capitalist hellscape,” stories cute. But they’re not.

this is the worst kind of capitalism porn

The idea that they're trying to push stories like this as heartwarming makes me sick.

'D'awwww a little girl sold lemonade to buy her big brother insulin so he wouldn't die awwwwww'

There's nothing happy about this.

These are the most miserable people on the planet.

[PogiJones]

I mean, we don't even know who the mom voted for. The kid could be supporting bigotry instead of cutting it off, for all we know.

[halfanhourglass]

These are the most miserable people on the planet.

Yeah. Just look at this typical reeee-user with his 'positive attitude' - https://www.resetera.com/threads/13-year-old-trades-in-his-xbox-and-does-yard-work-he-buys-his-mother-a-car.109650/post-19547343

Ps. You ain't slick.

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ms-investigating-claims-of-rampant-sexual-harassment-overlooked-by-management-hr-at-xbox-every-woman-except-for-1-had-been-called-a-bitch.109622/page-3#post-19542258

Stonkles got some mansplainin’ to do.

Another said that she had been called a “bitch” at work more than once, and found it was pervasive in the company. “We did a roundtables with the women when I was in Xbox core [team] & every woman, except for 1, had been called a bitch at work,” the Microsoft employee wrote.

I notice they didn't specify "by a man"

Or whether these people interpreted the verb "bitching" as being called a bitch

Team manager has a meeting with 100 employees and says "I don't want to hear anyone bitching about x"
 

[PogiJones]

I dunno man, my knees were fucked at age 24 from working wind turbines for 7 years.

Is 'wind turbine' slang for fat sweaty cock?

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I dunno man, my knees were fucked at age 24 from working wind turbines for 7 years.

is wind turbine street slang for dick where you live?

[Uncle]

Ohhh, looks like Kim Hyung Tae's next game will not be a F2P mobile game, it's actually an action game for consoles. ERA's gonna love it:

no horse nips, no sale

[remy]

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PC Master race

Remember that being packed with a CD containing demos of One Must Fall, Tyrian, and Jazz Jackrabbit... good times!

playing those 3 games on my gravis 

OMF and Tyrian were fucking great games. jazz is w/e

[PogiJones]

These are the most miserable people on the planet.

Yeah. Just look at this typical reeee-user with his 'positive attitude' - https://www.resetera.com/threads/13-year-old-trades-in-his-xbox-and-does-yard-work-he-buys-his-mother-a-car.109650/post-19547343

Ps. You ain't slick.

That's a really good poster. He's clearly got a good head on his shoulders. He's really handsome, too.

[Great Rumbler]

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PC Master race

Remember that being packed with a CD containing demos of One Must Fall, Tyrian, and Jazz Jackrabbit... good times!