River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[benjipwns]

alternative not at all facetious take: just shows how bad things are getting on ResetERA.com that even the minority and female mod captains/community managers/admins are fleeing in droves, first Emily Rogers, then that other guy, now this

edit: god dammit dog

[benjipwns]

Wait, was there something that led up to sweet nicole retiring?

Barr announced the Mueller Report will be out within the week and SweetNicole plus _____ and _______ are _____.

/Cauliflower

[tummyfat]

Steam GAF drew first blood

[Rman]

Wait, was there something that led up to sweet nicole retiring?

She posted some picture (Steam COD MW2 boycott.jpg) and some posters dug into her.

PC ERA is ruthless.

[clothedmacuser]

You don't go against PC Era and win.  You think you won but they aren't giant dad console user Flanders.  Be aware you other console user Manaforts on Era.

 

[benjipwns]

very disturbing content

[ResetBanBot]

The users on ResetEra like to talk about unions, and working conditions, yet ResetEra LLC doesn't pay even their top mods. I wonder how much money Cerium is bringing in these days from his astroturfing forum, operated by unpaid hot-pocket jannies who treat it as their personal fiefdoms.

[Rman]

The users on ResetEra like to talk about unions, and working conditions, yet ResetEra LLC doesn't pay even their top mods. I wonder how much money Cerium is bringing in these days from his astroturfing forum, operated by unpaid hot-pocket jannies who treat it as their personal fiefdoms.

There was this poster called BBAJ that brought this up in the beginning, but nothing happened!

[benjipwns]

wasn't the 20K post limit a problem on NeoGAF.com's old database/software combo, why do they need it? does it still cause problems on XF?

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION
We've exceeded the 20K post limit by quite some margin, it's time to seek an extension to OT2.


theaface are you up for making it?

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION
Seriously though, does anyone want to tackle this?

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION
#THREADXIT

https://www.resetera.com/threads/brexit-ot2-0-no-thread-is-better-than-a-bad-thread.110762/

[benjipwns]

The users on ResetEra like to talk about unions, and working conditions, yet ResetEra LLC doesn't pay even their top mods. I wonder how much money Cerium is bringing in these days from his astroturfing forum, operated by unpaid hot-pocket jannies who treat it as their personal fiefdoms.

There was this poster called BBAJ that brought this up in the beginning, but nothing happened!

not true, he was banned

[ResetBanBot]

Don't worry, the shills at Kotaku (who also like to whine about unions and working conditions) already preemptively declared that it's okay for ResetEra not to pay mods: https://archive.vn/7itJB

Forum moderators are the unsung heroes of the internet, but a lot of the time, they’re treated more like high school hall monitors than skilled workers. For no money and little thanks, moderators sift out the festering, useless gunk of online culture from the amazing shit that got us hooked on the internet in the first place. And a lot of the time, they spend over a dozen hours doing it a week. You’d think that droves of them would be banging on forum owners’ doors, demanding cash compensation. Actually, a lot of them are just fine getting paid in popularity and respect.

[Uncle]

The users on ResetEra like to talk about unions, and working conditions, yet ResetEra LLC doesn't pay even their top mods. I wonder how much money Cerium is bringing in these days from his astroturfing forum, operated by unpaid hot-pocket jannies who treat it as their personal fiefdoms.

Paying them would be tacit endorsement of capitalism 

[halfanhourglass]

I love how gaming forum mods think they're some kind of celebrity and people actually give a single shit about them.

Obviously real celebrities such as Besada, Bishoptl and Jussie Smollet aren't included in my comment.

[BikeJesus]

sweet nicole retire bitch

https://www.resetera.com/threads/well-meet-again-some-sunny-day-a-farewell.110824/

oh well ok then

 

[benjipwns]

Finale Fireworker probably has to be the one promoted since he can take a few days off work when he needs to moderate

[benjipwns]

obviously as Mod Admiral I have to be impartial and consider all candidates equally based on their position within the progressive stack

[Joe Molotov]

Finale Fireworker probably has to be the one promoted since he can take a few days off work when he needs to moderate

Or he could just quit his job and get paid in respect.

[10centtacos]

Many of you are aware that ResetEra has never been a full-time position for me, but a volunteer one. Unfortunately, it has become difficult for me to put in the number of hours required for this position as new opportunities arise.

Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if “staff” list ResetEra on their resumes given how seriously they take this stuff

[benjipwns]

there is no truth to the rumor that I, as Mod Admiral, are pushing for either marrec OR Ms.Galaxy to be appointed to the THQNordic Endowed Chair of Moderation as there is no such thing at ResetERA.com

besides the vacant position is the Epic Games Endowed Chair for the Promotion of Storefront Preferences

[zepblackstar]

You don't go against PC Era and win.  You think you won but they aren't giant dad console user Flanders.  Be aware you other console user Manaforts on Era.

 

isn't the PC ERA also the PC MASTER RACE?

[Boredfrom]

staying up for 24 hours straight moderating the out of control thread of the day followed by only a few hours of sleep before another day long moderation fight against the trolls just isn't conducive to the launching of a Congressional campaign or being hired to cover the Epic Games Store beat for Waypoint or whatever

hopefully this indicates the promotion of Nepenthe and Royalan to Mod Captains so that we can finally have real diversity and thoughtfulness among the admins, something that lets the minority voices like Enzom21 know that the site is once again a safe space and the rule of ConfederateNicole's southern redemption campaign is finally over

Nephente seems to be also kicked out, or at least she has the same "retired staff" banner in her profile.

[benjipwns]

still listed while SweetNicole is not: https://www.resetera.com/threads/active-staff-roster.7164/

You don't go against PC Era and win.  You think you won but they aren't giant dad console user Flanders.  Be aware you other console user Manaforts on Era.

 

isn't the PC ERA also the PC MASTER RACE?

i mean, we've known for a while that ResetERA.com is a website overran with Nazis and Nazi supporting centrists so this shouldn't be surprising

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/candace-owens-gets-shown-her-own-hitler-speech-at-white-nationalism-hearing.110556/post-19726123

User Banned (Duration Pending): Sexism, objectification

I'd still hit it.

As do I. I'm highlighting why people cape for her. You think these alt right nuts aren't thinking with their dicks? The second part of the fantasy probably involves her being discarded. She knows all of this.

[benjipwns]

I just don't understand it how low do you have to be to want to coon it up for racists?

hey, we got the secret word after all

[benjipwns]

I don't know who they can replace Sweet Nicole with. Who else has enough time, expertise, and collective goodwill to manage the entire community the way she did?

Wait, who's managing the community right now? Who's at the fucking wheel?!

Cerium's steady hands are always at ten and two.

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/candace-owens-gets-shown-her-own-hitler-speech-at-white-nationalism-hearing.110556/post-19726123

User Banned (Duration Pending): Sexism, objectification

I'd still hit it.

As do I. I'm highlighting why people cape for her. You think these alt right nuts aren't thinking with their dicks? The second part of the fantasy probably involves her being discarded. She knows all of this.

[thisismyusername]

I drive at 9 and 3 

That's because you're 15.

...Wait, if you're underage how do you drive...

[Boredfrom]

still listed while SweetNicole is not: https://www.resetera.com/threads/active-staff-roster.7164/

You don't go against PC Era and win.  You think you won but they aren't giant dad console user Flanders.  Be aware you other console user Manaforts on Era.

 

isn't the PC ERA also the PC MASTER RACE?

i mean, we've known for a while that ResetERA.com is a website overran with Nazis and Nazi supporting centrists so this shouldn't be surprising

Oh wow 

What the fuck is going on with her. Why she needs to be a shadow mod?

[benjipwns]

wait, wait, wait, I know somebody who will work for free to manage and CULTIVATE a community in a purest image with years of experience who has the best qualification of all, being despised by NeoGAF.com's Hitlore

besada is back in the saddle baby, gumbo for everybody

[ResetBanBot]

[Boredfrom]

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This is not voat.

[thisismyusername]

Imagine drawing that...

[Jenkem]

You know what though, I figured this out

It's a fake retire

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It's a bullshit ARG they're trying to pull as part of a tie-in with their avengers snap shenanigans with the added benefit of getting to chuckle at all the hate sites who believed it

sloppy job mossad

[benjipwns]

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This is not voat.

wrong site:

[Jenkem]

Wait, was there something that led up to sweet nicole retiring?

She posted some picture (Steam COD MW2 boycott.jpg) and some posters dug into her.

PC ERA is ruthless.

the pc master race does not take kindly to lügenpresse 

[Boredfrom]

Wait, was there something that led up to sweet nicole retiring?

She posted some picture (Steam COD MW2 boycott.jpg) and some posters dug into her.

PC ERA is ruthless.

the pc master race does not take kindly to lügenpresse 

Can you stop pretending?

[Jenkem]

I don't know who they can replace Sweet Nicole with.

I'm going to stop you right there.

[agrajag]

resetera fetish?

[Jenkem]

Wait, was there something that led up to sweet nicole retiring?

She posted some picture (Steam COD MW2 boycott.jpg) and some posters dug into her.

PC ERA is ruthless.

the pc master race does not take kindly to lügenpresse 

Can you stop pretending?

why don't you say how you really feel 

[Boredfrom]

Wait, was there something that led up to sweet nicole retiring?

She posted some picture (Steam COD MW2 boycott.jpg) and some posters dug into her.

PC ERA is ruthless.

the pc master race does not take kindly to lügenpresse 

Can you stop pretending?

why don't you say how you really feel 

 

Is not the first time you try to pretend you don’t want to go full Trumptard.

[Joe Molotov]

How did he know about Resetera in 2016? Did Cerium draw that?

[Jenkem]

Wait, was there something that led up to sweet nicole retiring?

She posted some picture (Steam COD MW2 boycott.jpg) and some posters dug into her.

PC ERA is ruthless.

the pc master race does not take kindly to lügenpresse 

Can you stop pretending?

why don't you say how you really feel 

 

Is not the first time you try to pretend you don’t want to go full Trumptard.

breh, I voted for Gary Johnson.

[benjipwns]

breh, I voted for Gary Johnson.

big boi?

[BIONIC]

As a tool to augment positive behaviors, it's dope. Otherwise it's almost completely evil, thanks to humanz

 

Humanz is a great Gorillaz album. Fuck this guy.

[team filler]

[Transhuman]

My friend's brother was wearing a Gorrilaz shirt with just Murdock's face, so I told him that Murdock was o.k but Noodle was definitely better, he asked me who Murdock and Noodle are.

 

[BIONIC]

The new opportunity for SweetSucculentNicole is that she’s finally marrying her cousin. Being a redneck confederate from Alabama and all 

[Transhuman]

I mean she's already a piece of shit you don't need to make stuff up

[FStop7]

What did you monsters do to sweetnicole 

[Transhuman]

What did you monsters do to sweetnicole 

She got eaten alive by restera users for posting that MW2 boycott image.

Ironically, I think the image is correct and accurately portrays the lack commitment among those who said they would boycott.

[clothedmacuser]

I don't know who they can replace Sweet Nicole with.

I'm going to stop you right there.

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Dear lord, can you imagine the exquisite pain Mercury went through when he saw an open mod position but his wife's BF wouldn't let him have the chastity key?



May this clown shit reign for 1,000 years.

[Momo]

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[VomKriege]

Forum moderators are the unsung heroes of the internet

[BIONIC]

Nicole probably didn’t even get a fruit basket to go with her shotgun wedding

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I hope SweetNicoles combo posting commitment to shilling for Anthem, banal tired meme gif-posting in the absence of any actual comment to make on subjects, and patronising condescension when they did post something, like how haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard it is to run a fucking GOTY vote got them that role as EA community """""manager""""" they were obviously fluffing their resumé slumming in the restarea for

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Because EA are shallow, insincere, patronising assholes who don't actually give a fuck what their customers want too

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

[BIONIC]

You seem to be taking this pretty hard, pal 

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-can-you-hear-your-neighbors-having-sex.110877/#post-19735516

I hear my parents having sex. It doesn't bother me anymore since i'm so used to hearing it lol

[Transhuman]

Imagine inviting a friend over and having to say "don't mind that noise, it's just my dad railing my mom".