River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[benjipwns]

you think that might be limiting his ability to open jars? like it's too smooth or something?

[Ghoul]

That's a lot of rules.

[Propagandhim]

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That's a lot of rules.

It just looks ridiculous when enumerated out like that, but it's essentially, "Be normal.  Don't bother people." Which is part of the decorum rules of every venue.  A bit virtue-signaly to splay it like that.

[Ghoul]

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That's a lot of rules.

It just looks ridiculous when enumerated out like that, but it's essentially, "Be normal.  Don't bother people." Which is part of the decorum rules of every venue.  A bit virtue-signaly to splay it like that.

I personally enjoy the disrupting panels one, how many brave trolls will die for shouting out "LAST JEDI SUCKKKKKED!!!" whilst sweating heavily in their shitty boba fett costume.

Pic related

[Transhuman]

They don't even mention discrimination based on Lekku

Edit: oh wait they do.

[BisMarckie]

Seems like the Star Wars fandom finally took some steps to keep sexual predators like Bobby Roberts at bay.

[Transhuman]

Literally all of those rules are just basic human decency.

Far too much to expect from the type of person who'd go to a Star Wars convention

[HaughtyFrank]

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That's a lot of rules.

This is like a life-sized TOS. No one's going to read the full thing

[BIONIC]

Seems like the Star Wars fandom finally took some steps to keep sexual predators like Pretentious Hobo at bay.

BOBBY ROBBERTS INNOCENT !!!!!!!

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Thank you Kanye, very cool! 

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[ResetBanBot]

[Uncle]

I don't see what's wrong with the mini pizzas

My only criticism would be that there is way too much olive to pizza ratio

Maybe that is the whole point

[BisMarckie]

No such thing as too many olives.

But don‘t just throw them and canned mushrooms on a pizza without slicing them.

Also don‘t use stuffed olives.

[BisMarckie]

It feels like a right-wing talking point because it is - rush limbaugh coined the phrase.

Look at this loser not understanding that when a term enters the mainstream, it has been overused in academia for years, sometimes even decades.

Comedy has only one, super easy to follow rule: Don't punch down.

Any comedian who brings up "Political Correctness" is a comedian that is about to punch down.

Who of you here is about to punch down?

There is NOTHING funny about being an agent of oppression

[Ghoul]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/we-have-been-trying-to-open-this-jar-of-olives-since-yesterday.111054/#post-19761969

If you’re in America and have a gun, just shoot it

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https://www.resetera.com/threads/we-have-been-trying-to-open-this-jar-of-olives-since-yesterday.111054/post-19763686

That's not a pizza, that's a mistake. Bet the parents loved cleaning that shit up.

[Momo]

only people who live in a taliban compound eat mini pizzas

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ny-post-cover-on-ilhan-and-9-11-sparks-chaos-on-twitter.111022/post-19763061

Disgusting and dangerous. Just like the people in this thread.

also one of their three gifs that they think are hilarious and love to post apropos of nothing

e:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ny-post-cover-on-ilhan-and-9-11-sparks-chaos-on-twitter.111022/post-19766785

WE GET IT BREH! YOU HATE WHITE WOMEN!

[Momo]

How consistent that they are bitching about the media taking quotes out of context, I remember the uproar when the same happened to oppressed black woman Candace Owens the other day, excellent consistency, much respect ree 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Also, her core point was wrong. She claimed CAIR was founded as a response to September 11.

(CAIR was actually founded in 1994.)

Did you miss the second half of the sentence you quoted? She's not saying CAIR was founded in response to 9/11, she's saying it was founded in response to the reaction to 9/11 (ie American Muslims losing civil liberties). Technically the grammar is wrong for that meaning, but it's a common enough error that ascribing it to factual inaccuracy instead of poor sentence construction is, well, wrong.

[Ghoul]

you're doing that thing again, talking logically please stop.

[Propagandhim]

Also, her core point was wrong. She claimed CAIR was founded as a response to September 11.

(CAIR was actually founded in 1994.)

Did you miss the second half of the sentence you quoted? She's not saying CAIR was founded in response to 9/11, she's saying it was founded in response to the reaction to 9/11 (ie American Muslims losing civil liberties). Technically the grammar is wrong for that meaning, but it's a common enough error that ascribing it to factual inaccuracy instead of poor sentence construction is, well, wrong.

Fucking lol

[Momo]

Also, her core point was wrong. She claimed CAIR was founded as a response to September 11.

(CAIR was actually founded in 1994.)

Did you miss the second half of the sentence you quoted? She's not saying CAIR was founded in response to 9/11, she's saying it was founded in response to the reaction to 9/11 (ie American Muslims losing civil liberties). Technically the grammar is wrong for that meaning, but it's a common enough error that ascribing it to factual inaccuracy instead of poor sentence construction is, well, wrong.

 

lmfao, is this what a faux smart slayven would look like

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

The full video of the speech with the full context should have been in the OP to avoid people here just focusing on what the islamophobes want you to focus on. How is any of this "idiotic/stupid/asinine/moronic" to some of you?

CAIR was founded after 9/11 because they recognised some people did something and that all of us were starting to lose access to our civil liberties.

The only mistake she makes is CAIR wasn't technically founded after 2001 but symbolically it was founded in response to growing islamophobia

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

As a non-american I'm not automatically by any mention of the 9th of November, but I can't help but feel that a US Politician giving a prepared speech to a lobbyist group and describing 9/11 as "some people did something" and getting the history of the group you're addressing wrong, did in fact do something stupid.

[Ghoul]

Black
Muslim
Woman

It's like triple yahtzee for bigots

  YAHTZEEEE

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I see the so called "enlightened" and "progressive" Era is whining about semantics again when a woman of color says something. How come Bernie Sanders never gets this much for his gaffes?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Not gonna lie, if the only things I knew about Us politics were things Era post, I'd assume Bernard Sanders III Esq, was a republican incumbent.

[SmokyDave]

“Voting democrat doesn't suddenly make you not racist, not islamophobic and not Republican.”

These dopey fuckers don’t know who, what, or why they’re fighting any more.

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/we-have-been-trying-to-open-this-jar-of-olives-since-yesterday.111054/#post-19761969

If you’re in America and have a gun, just shoot it

Pretty sure it’s slang for a Greek girl’s vag.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

“Voting democrat doesn't suddenly make you not racist, not islamophobic and not Republican.”

These dopey fuckers don’t know who, what, or why they’re fighting any more.

It doesn't matter since half can't vote due to being bots, the other quarter can't because they are russian bots, and the final quarter will just abstain.

[Boredfrom]

How consistent that they are bitching about the media taking quotes out of context, I remember the uproar when the same happened to oppressed black woman Candace Owens the other day, excellent consistency, much respect ree 

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Nice "Lazy devs" narrative.

I mean... this post is just highlighting what a stupid policy a broad ban on saying "lazy devs" is, because this is a situation where;

• Game costs the same to consumers on all platforms
• Game is missing features on one platform
• They earn more money per sale on the platform missing those features
• They took a kickback from the shopkeeper of that platform to specifically NOT go on the platform where they could have had those features for free
• There are well documented examples of how to code that functionality yourself, there are off-the-shelf middlewares that provide that functionality for a price, and there are existing storefronts that provide access to that functionality

Literally everything about whats happened here suggests that they could have spent more time and effort working on one specific platform to bring it up to parity with the others, and that financially that extra time and effort would have been compensated for with both additional revenue per unit sold, AND an initial upfront cash advance for exclusivity on that platform.

I don't know what an era approved adjective for "did not want to do the extra work required" would be

[nachobro]

theres also no fucking music in that game wtf

yes i know it's a cost thing but still 

[KarpalaJoe]

Resetera think Trump won because of Hillary's mail and Assange, not because she was a sub-Obama without the class and first class speaker talent ?   

Assange is accused of rape, which means to Resetera that he did it and deserve to spend the rest of life in prison, of course. What about Hillary's husband and the dozen of accusations of rape and pedophile behavior ? Or his link to Epstein ?

I'm not from the US and I know the situation better than them. Those monkeys spend so much time on twitter and shit that they forgot most people don't care about what happens on internet. Only a fraction of the american people care about wikileaks and Assange and those people weren't going to vote for Hillary in the first place. 

Oh, and why I'm not shocked to read Resetera shit on someone like Snowden ?  A badge of honour for him.

[Ghoul]

Hillary bought the vote to become the jedi that would face the sith lord trump.

Turns out Hillary being a fucking flip flopping bitch was not enough to overpower the straight talking business master.

But sure blame emails and Assange, maybe she should have Pokemon go'd out of the race, and let Bernie go on to win.

My favourite boomer meme from that election was about that BJ Billy boy got.

[venereology]

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That's a lot of rules.

It just looks ridiculous when enumerated out like that, but it's essentially, "Be normal.  Don't bother people." Which is part of the decorum rules of every venue.  A bit virtue-signaly to splay it like that.

is it virtue signalling or is it knowing your dumbass audience

edit: shit, sorry, someone post yuka for me

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[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

theres also no fucking music in that game wtf

yes i know it's a cost thing but still 

its a weird move, that I can kind of understand if you're an indie and you absolutely positively must have a big budget games hand selected licenced music soundtrack, and its not really their fault that you only have access to the Spotify API with express permission from Spotify and only Spotify premium members can make use of...

...but brehs, you could have just gone on fucking soundcloud or bandcamp and found some unsigned artists who'd be willing to let your game have some shit for free for the exposure.

[Ghoul]

reset has a lot of maps.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

theres also no fucking music in that game wtf

yes i know it's a cost thing but still 

its a weird move, that I can kind of understand if you're an indie and you absolutely positively must have a big budget games hand selected licenced music soundtrack, and its not really their fault that you only have access to the Spotify API with express permission from Spotify and only Spotify premium members can make use of...

...but brehs, you could have just gone on fucking soundcloud or bandcamp and found some unsigned artists who'd be willing to let your game have some shit for free for the exposure.

Also music has been around since at least the 40's, there's bound to be tons of useful royalty free, public domain scores and soundtracks.

It's lazy.

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i dont know what this conversation is about but it seems to be about lazy devs

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[thisismyusername]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/we-have-been-trying-to-open-this-jar-of-olives-since-yesterday.111054/#post-19761969

If you’re in America and have a gun, just shoot it

Pretty sure it’s slang for a Greek girl’s vag.

No, that's the Olive Garden. When you're here, you're family.™ PD would know.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Also music has been around since at least the 40's, there's bound to be tons of useful royalty free, public domain scores and soundtracks.

As a point of note, this is the first year in two fucking decades that any 'new' (as in copyright expired) music has entered the public domain, and that year is 1923.

Thanks, Disney.
Thisney.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Also music has been around since at least the 40's, there's bound to be tons of useful royalty free, public domain scores and soundtracks.

As a point of note, this is the first year in two fucking decades that any 'new' (as in copyright expired) music has entered the public domain, and that year is 1923.

Thanks, Disney.
Thisney.

which - synchronicities collide! = includes this gem

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fried-chicken-skin-sandwiches-aka-the-best-sandwich.111002/
My Fried Chicken Skin Sandwich "recipe" which can be changed depending on the ingredients. I'm merely giving you the map, it's up to you to find your own way.

Ingredients-
-a few breast or thigh fried chicken pieces (Popeye's is the preferred brand, though you may substitute it with frozen Banquest fried chicken or KFC if you have nothing else)
- a fresh biscuit (this can be substituted with any sort of bread but I find a fresh biscuit takes it to another level)
-honey or cheese (you can have one, but not the other)

Open up the biscuit, rip the skin off the friend chicken and place it gently on the biscuit. Pour some honey on the skin, and add another piece of chicken skin. Place the other half of the biscuit on top. Enjoy!

I started making and eating these things a few months ago when I had a hankering for a BLT but didn't have the blt ingredients. But I did have leftover Popeyes. And they're really good. It's like a bizarro version of a BLT but without the mess of making bacon, needing to have lettuce and tomato and mayo handy.

Has anyone else tried this?

If you have you must also agree it's a top tier sandwich, and in the discussion for best sandwich.

[HardcoreRetro]

which - synchronicities collide! = includes this gem

Here's the dutch version. Enjoy.

[VomKriege]

Why not use a roasted chicken skin for that ?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Also music has been around since at least the 40's, there's bound to be tons of useful royalty free, public domain scores and soundtracks.

As a point of note, this is the first year in two fucking decades that any 'new' (as in copyright expired) music has entered the public domain, and that year is 1923.

Thanks, Disney.
Thisney.

That's a shitty use "new".

[Cauliflower Of Love]

one more DOJ GAWD for era to turn on.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/wsj-rod-rosenstein-defends-barrs-handling-of-the-mueller-report.111166/

yum

It's weird to me because Rosenstein is already on the way out: he'll be gone by summer
He also rarely gives interviews: why say anything at all?

I'm starting to think these people believe that people in public serve pop in and out of existence when they hear about them.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Here's the dutch version. Enjoy.

I enjoy every day we have no bananas 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Also I am legit curious what 'good' bananas tasted like, before the worldwide disease hit that killed all the good bananas and only left us with the shit-tier bananas we have today

[VomKriege]

You simply cannot trust a Republican. There are no good ones.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

You simply cannot trust a Republican. There are no good ones.

They're all heart breakers and corrup, look at mueller, he got bought out by obama. who got bought out by trump. who got bout out by clinton.


podesta

[VomKriege]

Then your candidate is going to have a problem running in our primaries

You came to the wrong polling station ese.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/2020-democratic-presidential-primary-ot2-new-thread-same-old-candidates.109166/page-60#post-19777105

[Joe Molotov]

Why not use a roasted chicken skin for that ?

Why would anyone ever have leftover Popeyes?

[joeboy101]

Why not use a roasted chicken skin for that ?

Why would anyone ever have leftover Popeyes?

What about turkey skin? 

[agrajag]

forget lab meat, scientists need to figure out how to synthesize chicken skin. I would pay top dollar for a bucket of roasted chicken skin.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Loved Ones Transformed by Fox News

Can they really be called loved ones anymore?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

So, UK politics specific, but I know the rest of the world likes to laugh at our bolloxing of brexit:

Nigel Farage today announced the formation of a new political party called the Brexit Party.

He forgot to register the .com domain though.

[Boredfrom]

I love the name of the new Star Wars film... is so bad...

[agrajag]

forget lab meat, scientists need to figure out how to synthesize chicken skin. I would pay top dollar for a bucket of roasted chicken skin.

You'd pay this guy???

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if he was selling roasted chicken skins by the bucket, yes.

[Kunai With Chain]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-20-years-old-cousin-is-wasting-his-money-on-video-games-big-time.111120/

Lot of people getting defensive over a thread where OP is just worried his cousin is wasting his money...

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-20-years-old-cousin-is-wasting-his-money-on-video-games-big-time.111120/

Lot of people getting defensive over a thread where OP is just worried his cousin is wasting his money...

Sounds like a typical, average, gamer.

That's fucking sad.