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tummyfat

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #12900 on: April 30, 2019, 07:26:57 PM »
Guys, hey guys. Did you know? Did you know that 3D games use camera facing sprites to render out effects like smoke? That's right! 2D images are representing at 3D concept like smoke!

brb, gonna publish a Kotaku article about it.
PLEASE POST SOME GIFS SHOWING FRUSTRUM CULLING

IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN FEEL PLEASURE

nudemacusers

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« Reply #12901 on: April 30, 2019, 07:27:39 PM »
I Z-fought myself right into that one.
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #12902 on: April 30, 2019, 07:28:45 PM »
I finger blast processed your mom
I heard it was a pixel-sized attack :girlaff
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #12903 on: April 30, 2019, 07:30:49 PM »
Guys, hey guys. Did you know? Did you know that 3D games use camera facing sprites to render out effects like smoke? That's right! 2D images are representing at 3D concept like smoke!

brb, gonna publish a Kotaku article about it.
PLEASE POST SOME GIFS SHOWING FRUSTRUM CULLING

IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN FEEL PLEASURE

I got u bb.


agrajag

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« Reply #12904 on: April 30, 2019, 07:31:27 PM »
Next thing you‘re telling me Blast Processing isn‘t real. :hhh


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Snoopycat_

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« Reply #12907 on: April 30, 2019, 07:52:59 PM »
"It was a learning process for her but she loved me for who I am and accepts that side of me now. And I'll always love her for that. She's an open-minded person in general too so that helped a lot. I actually haven't had any luck when it comes to having sex with another girl besides my girlfriend but at least where we both currently stand, it's an option for me should the opportunity arises."

This delusional mong doesn't realize he gave his "girlfriend" a free pass to fuck every guy in the neighborhood.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #12908 on: April 30, 2019, 08:04:32 PM »

ResetBanBot

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« Reply #12909 on: April 30, 2019, 08:07:42 PM »
There is no such thing as truly 2D hardware accelerated graphics anymore. All sprites are just two triangles with a texture in an orthogonal projection. It's actually really frustrating, but then you benefit from stuff like shaders.

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« Reply #12910 on: April 30, 2019, 08:21:45 PM »

Being fair, I didn’t know this or that Modern 2D games are made this way.

True, but you're also not filing a piece on a well known industry website based on watching a youtube video and being MIND. BLOWN.

e: I'd also laugh at, say, a movie site going "holy shit, did you know a lot of dialogue is rerecorded after the scene is filmed and then dubbed back in????"
Not everyone reading the site or clicking through to those knows all that. New people (experts know them as noobs) do in fact enter our beloved pseudo-hobby.

ResetBanBot

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« Reply #12911 on: April 30, 2019, 08:22:03 PM »
Dead Cells was written in some weird language derived from ActionScript called Haxe.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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« Reply #12912 on: April 30, 2019, 08:26:58 PM »
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That ResetEra hates all white people, that they support murdering white babies as retribution, that they are paranoid and view everyone as enemies, that they are a suicide cult where people fuel each other's depression, etc. These are all things I've seen people say to describe Era.
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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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« Reply #12913 on: April 30, 2019, 08:43:23 PM »
Not everyone reading the site or clicking through to those knows all that. New people (experts know them as noobs) do in fact enter our beloved pseudo-hobby.

I just want people being professionally paid to write articles to have more knowledge than "Shits tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, yo!" :stahp

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« Reply #12914 on: April 30, 2019, 08:46:28 PM »
That doesn't pay enough.

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« Reply #12916 on: April 30, 2019, 09:25:44 PM »
Demi, you gave me only a 12 hours ban? Weak!

I will accept you fat or thin shuri. I can switch teams for you anytime my canadian bacon
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remy

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« Reply #12917 on: April 30, 2019, 09:54:16 PM »
polyamory is fucking bullshit

it's just cheating but if your partner doesn't like it you can guilt them for not being woke enough  :P
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Nuitangg

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« Reply #12918 on: April 30, 2019, 11:59:19 PM »
Greg Miller cancelled.

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« Reply #12919 on: May 01, 2019, 12:07:38 AM »

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« Reply #12920 on: May 01, 2019, 12:13:57 AM »
See Staff Post to know whether it's okay for someone to get raped in a ditch or not. We'll let you know as it develops.
Update, Joe?

It’s a complicated situation, so just go with what your heart tells you.
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« Reply #12923 on: May 01, 2019, 12:33:32 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-being-a-billionaire-high-millionare-immoral.114388/

With this and the 100k being rich thread you can tell the majority of Era hate their pathetic lives and are hoping for some sort of socialist nonsense to save them from their own uselessness.

Boredfrom

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« Reply #12924 on: May 01, 2019, 12:39:19 AM »
They will be still useless in a socialist society.

Boredfrom

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« Reply #12925 on: May 01, 2019, 12:44:12 AM »
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ast May the 4th we went to a Star Wars themed silent Disco at the museum of contemporary art and there was stuff all around town we missed like outdoor screenings and (more) costume contests

Considering we have holidays celebrating mass murderers and slavers, having a day to celebrate culturally loved corporate owned intellectual properties is pretty benign


A day for anyone that wants to dress like Marvel super heroes, sing the Spider-Man theme song, talk like Thor or Stan Lee while playing games and watching marvel tv shows/movies while promoting local comic book shops seems like a sweet idea. No one would be forced to participate

https://www.resetera.com/threads/with-star-wars-day-soon-alien-day-just-been-does-the-mcu-deserve-a-day-of-celebration.114463/

You are such a tool Elegant Weapon.

clothedmacuser

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« Reply #12926 on: May 01, 2019, 12:53:06 AM »
They will be still useless in a socialist society.

They think that earning money is a zero sum game.  Bill Gates is literally stealing my money!


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No one needs more than a million dollars a year and anything past that is always achieved via inherently immoral means.
 

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« Reply #12927 on: May 01, 2019, 01:06:42 AM »
They will be still useless in a socialist society.

They think that earning money is a zero sum game.  Bill Gates is literally stealing my money!


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No one needs more than a million dollars a year and anything past that is always achieved via inherently immoral means.
 

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dude is making thanos look like weaksauce, because he just annihilated the entire avengers ensemble


clothedmacuser

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« Reply #12928 on: May 01, 2019, 01:17:08 AM »
And the rich don't "hoard."  Hoarding money makes your money useless. 

Era needs a primer  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrooge_McDuck_and_Money
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« Reply #12929 on: May 01, 2019, 01:58:51 AM »
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How is it immoral to have wealth? Like...I genuinely don’t understand almost half of the people in this thread.
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Wealth = power, its that easy. Nobody should have more power than someone else. Nobody.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-being-a-billionaire-high-millionare-immoral.114388/post-20364318


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At least he's consistent :idont


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It's easy how it should be. You have a good idea, like say the polio vaccine? Good, you give it to society for the benefit of all. That's it. Done. No billions of dollars, no yachts, no sports cars, nothing. Does that mean that Facebook or Apple never would have existed? Fine, we could do without.

What about marvel movies?   :thinking
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daemon

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« Reply #12930 on: May 01, 2019, 02:37:45 AM »
"Not any more immoral than any of us being richer than most of the world."

This reply just ended the thread

benjipwns

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« Reply #12931 on: May 01, 2019, 03:23:06 AM »
Maybe RE should see Notch as an example of how money cannot buy happiness.
He can shit each day in a different bathroom without repeating for over two weeks.

TWO WEEKS!

BisMarckie

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« Reply #12932 on: May 01, 2019, 03:25:15 AM »
Oh yeah? I can play a different video game every day without repeating for years. YEARS! :gaben

benjipwns

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« Reply #12933 on: May 01, 2019, 03:26:06 AM »


bring 👏 him 👏 to 👏 justice 👏 Congresswoman 👏 Brianna 👏

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« Reply #12934 on: May 01, 2019, 03:43:21 AM »

clothedmacuser

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« Reply #12935 on: May 01, 2019, 03:51:15 AM »
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bring 👏 him 👏 to 👏 justice 👏 Congresswoman 👏 Brianna 👏

At least her candidacy made her get a proper fucking hairdo.  I was sick of that Rat King nest of rat tails she called a hairstyle.

Running on Gamer Gate?  I wonder if her next plank will be making same-sex marriage legal.
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #12936 on: May 01, 2019, 03:54:58 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-being-a-billionaire-high-millionare-immoral.114388/

With this and the 100k being rich thread you can tell the majority of Era hate their pathetic lives and are hoping for some sort of socialist nonsense to save them from their own uselessness.
The only thing more immoral than wealth is a video game backlog. Starving kids in Africa haven’t even played bloodborne yet!  :(
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benjipwns

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« Reply #12937 on: May 01, 2019, 03:55:39 AM »
I'm assuming the second meeting with the "Obama White House" was because all the Justice Department people who had to deal with the first one wanted to bring more people in to hear her rant about GamerGate because they didn't believe when they heard about the first meeting.

benjipwns

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« Reply #12938 on: May 01, 2019, 03:58:12 AM »
The only thing more immoral than wealth is a video game backlog. Starving kids in Africa haven’t even played bloodborne yet!  :(
I can relate to those poor children. I haven't played any of the Dark Souls games.

I think I own all three on Steam because of my unchecked first world wealth paying for Humble Monthly.

edit: Yep, all three. And I still see the guy in the third game's logo as giving a thumbs up:

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« Reply #12939 on: May 01, 2019, 04:00:15 AM »
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Why the fuck are people talking about the Bolton quote as if it matters? It's bullshit. Why would you believe anything that stooge says? He doesn't matter in this at all.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/military-uprising-taking-place-in-venezuela-see-staff-post.114313/page-18#post-20357359

People are trying so hard in that thread. And I wouldn't claim to be an expert but there's more to oil as a strategic and global market than whether or not you directly import from them.

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« Reply #12940 on: May 01, 2019, 04:00:35 AM »
Holy fuck, 8chan is a cesspit but reading up on that dudes life - not just his condition, but being put in foster care, robbed of wheelchair money, left in the fucking snow - just let him live in peace.

benjipwns

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« Reply #12941 on: May 01, 2019, 04:02:50 AM »
Holy fuck, 8chan is a cesspit but reading up on that dudes life - not just his condition, but being put in foster care, robbed of wheelchair money, left in the fucking snow - just let him live in peace.
No, he crossed a line:

BisMarckie

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« Reply #12942 on: May 01, 2019, 04:05:15 AM »
I'm assuming the second meeting with the "Obama White House" was because all the Justice Department people who had to deal with the first one wanted to bring more people in to hear her rant about GamerGate because they didn't believe when they heard about the first meeting.

Maybe she had two meetings because she needed a place to stay because totally real gamergate death squads were after her, shitlord?

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« Reply #12943 on: May 01, 2019, 04:06:21 AM »
User Banned (1 Week): Repeated trolling across a series of posts, overuse of emojis.
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You're not nitpicking. You're misrepresenting and making false statements about what actually happened.
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« Reply #12944 on: May 01, 2019, 04:10:18 AM »
User Banned (1 Week): Inflammatory Generalizations

Agreed, a majority of women world wide are still oppressed by the hijab, the minority that wear it out of free will doesn't change that.

This only muddles the water on this issue.
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« Reply #12945 on: May 01, 2019, 04:10:58 AM »
User banned (3 days): advocating piracy

Holy shit, they may just pull off Sonic 06's "so bad it's good" feel on the big screen. I'm in fucking tears just looking at this train wreck of a trailer!

I'm gonna pirate the shit out of this, grab some beer and a few friends and laugh our asses off. What a glorious disaster.
Heh. Another one where it's not advocating piracy, just saying they're going to do it.

benjipwns

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« Reply #12946 on: May 01, 2019, 04:17:07 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/sigourney-weaver-and-ridley-scott-praises-new-jerseys-north-bergen-high-school-for-their-performance-of-alien-scott-willing-to-pay-for-encore.108690/
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Soooooo... no one is going to talk about that hand sign?
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Good catch but until he does something suspension worthy nothing will be done about him.
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Ugh, ruined this cool story for me. Fucking hateful sign.
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Wow. Ugh...
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Doing it in photographs is a white power thing
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Dude, no. Do a search, theres a thread on era.
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Didn't see the NZ shooter pic?
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Not in this context. There is the shooter pic, cops doing the sign, loads of examples.
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There’s literally zero chance that’s what this is.

That was 15 years ago, and this is today.
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Welp there goes this story......
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Article's not even accurate about the circle game, the game is many decades old.

But the white power signal is also a thing today, and if you're going to make that gesture in a photograph (for any reason) you're gonna have to understand the possible implications.
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As someone who has been attacked on this board by people foolishly utilizing Nazi and anti-jewish propaganda, I know full well the usage and implications of symbology, thanks.

And yes, the wp symbol has extended further than an internet site looking for lulz.

Also, I have not criticized the kid, all I said if you take a picture like this, you need to be aware of the implications. Go back and read it again.

It was bad enough watching gamergate form in real time, and the wp symbol take hold and used in the white house. Doing nothing is what actually gives them the power.

thread got bumped because they filmed the play:


And Ripley showed up to surprise em :heart

https://twitter.com/AlienAnthology/status/1121931488243662849
https://twitter.com/NicholasJSacco/status/1121950675758460928

BisMarckie

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« Reply #12947 on: May 01, 2019, 04:21:43 AM »
Which one of you here attacked Wonderment with Nazi propaganda? :wag

After all he had been through, like watching gamergate form on twitter. #PTSD

benjipwns

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« Reply #12948 on: May 01, 2019, 04:23:22 AM »
I like how he says doing nothing is giving them power, so we...should let them troll the okay sign into an actual white power sign? I don't follow the plan here.

benjipwns

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« Reply #12949 on: May 01, 2019, 04:26:59 AM »
wait, what am i saying, it's staff policy to not understand what "trolling" actually entails

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« Reply #12950 on: May 01, 2019, 04:28:42 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/greg-miller-and-andrea-rene-handwave-notch-and-pewdiepie-racist-transphobic-and-anti-semitic-behaviour-up-greg-miller-responds-see-threadmark.114457/page-3#post-20361699

"I'm a 42 year career driven old father of 4 with about 5 spare minutes a day to read anything on the internet.

These people do this for a living.

How come I'm the one that knows Notch and PDP are complete garbage?"

42.

Career driven.

Father of 4.

Bragging about his knowledge of Notch and PDP




 

BisMarckie

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« Reply #12951 on: May 01, 2019, 04:29:55 AM »
I like how he says doing nothing is giving them power, so we...should let them troll the okay sign into an actual white power sign? I don't follow the plan here.

The plan is to make this sign illegal and let the government  prosecute them. what could go wrong?

Look at Germany, the Hitler/Roman salute is illegal, and everything is perfect over here. 👌

BisMarckie

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« Reply #12952 on: May 01, 2019, 04:30:38 AM »
Is that Dan Ryckert in the background?

VomKriege

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« Reply #12953 on: May 01, 2019, 04:43:44 AM »
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As a mod I'm going to say it right now: yes, you are allowed to spoil the movie's plot. You will not be banned for doing so.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sonic-the-hedgehog-first-trailer.114323/page-12#post-20343150

Can't wait for the bans in a couple of weeks / months  :aah
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benjipwns

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« Reply #12954 on: May 01, 2019, 04:48:31 AM »
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What's the point of a podcast if the amount of research you makes is next to non-existent? No one wants to hear your minute one hot take of something you've just read

benjipwns

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« Reply #12955 on: May 01, 2019, 04:49:33 AM »
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gameovergreggy literally posts here, so I'm not sure how this thread got 100+ posts without anyone tagging him. Not sure if Andrea does, but if he's a part of ERA at least let him speak for himself?
I thought you get banned for tagging posters?

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« Reply #12956 on: May 01, 2019, 04:51:37 AM »
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What's the point of a podcast if the amount of research you makes is next to non-existent? No one wants to hear your minute one hot take of something you've just read

PhantomThief‘s official NintendoERA podcast annihilated.

benjipwns

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« Reply #12957 on: May 01, 2019, 04:52:17 AM »
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hang with boogie sound like boogie
not if you do the rope properly smdh

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« Reply #12958 on: May 01, 2019, 04:53:43 AM »
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Dont worry im transcribing the whole thing for you so you can reflect on how embarrassing it is that you think shes not actually defending him.
yeah i think we'll reflect a lot on what's embarrassing about this

benjipwns

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« Reply #12959 on: May 01, 2019, 04:54:44 AM »
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Damn... I fully understand the "Fuck Notch" comment going around in this thread. He is despicable to the tip of his bones. I've seen the things he shares on Twitter and I can't understand how someone can sincerely think like that. Although, I seem to be missing the reason behind the hate for Pewdiepie. :(

I know he did and said some stupid and despicable things in the past, but... he sincerely apologized for them. Every. Single. Time. He doesn't support bigotry or any message of hate (unless you are referring to his "fight" with T-Series) as far as we know. He acts as a dumbass sometimes, but that doesn't make up for his random wild behaviour. Even after the last shooting, we can see that it affects PewDiePie that certain people use his name for their violent behaviour. To me, it is clear that he doesn't approve of them. Did I miss something? Help ERA!! :(
it's just so tiring, why do white people need everything explained to them?