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Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15180 on: May 13, 2019, 08:50:43 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-told-my-coworker-to-stfu-and-she-started-to-cry.116629/

 :-[

I'm trying to work out what the sexism he was banned for ITT was...
Was it really for using the term 'female' as a direct counterpoint to using 'male' in the preceding sentence?
For quoting what his boss told him, but without using quotation marks?
For having the temerity to suggest that men and women have different emotional responses to stimuli?

He's a cunt anyway so I'm not too upset, also I think that's gonna be a perm.

Reset are literally killing the forum by just banning everyone except the real fucking nutjobs.

E3 threads gonna be awful.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15181 on: May 13, 2019, 08:53:23 AM »
I’M PUTTING THE WHOLE SYSTEM ON TRIAL! :maf
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15182 on: May 13, 2019, 09:23:21 AM »
*opens thread*

Public defense lawyers should get punished

*deletes internet*

They should get punished though, for working for as little as they do. :success

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15183 on: May 13, 2019, 09:51:36 AM »
E3 threads gonna be awful.

AFACIS MS and Sony are both going to be mostly firing blanks while they trundle the wheels on riding this gen out, so console warrior craziness is gonna be more subdued than usual, just the underwhelming sensation that everything shown is same old same old business as usual CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT GEN TO 'FIX' THINGS!

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15184 on: May 13, 2019, 10:09:52 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-told-my-coworker-to-stfu-and-she-started-to-cry.116629/

 :-[

I'm trying to work out what the sexism he was banned for ITT was...
Was it really for using the term 'female' as a direct counterpoint to using 'male' in the preceding sentence?
For quoting what his boss told him, but without using quotation marks?
For having the temerity to suggest that men and women have different emotional responses to stimuli?

He's a cunt anyway so I'm not too upset, also I think that's gonna be a perm.

Reset are literally killing the forum by just banning everyone except the real fucking nutjobs.

E3 threads gonna be awful.

Shouldn't they be protesting E3 due to support for Israel?  :thinking
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15186 on: May 13, 2019, 10:18:32 AM »
You know it‘s time to replace this version of the batman emote. :batman

Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15187 on: May 13, 2019, 10:23:16 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-told-my-coworker-to-stfu-and-she-started-to-cry.116629/

 :-[

I'm trying to work out what the sexism he was banned for ITT was...
Was it really for using the term 'female' as a direct counterpoint to using 'male' in the preceding sentence?
For quoting what his boss told him, but without using quotation marks?
For having the temerity to suggest that men and women have different emotional responses to stimuli?

He's a cunt anyway so I'm not too upset, also I think that's gonna be a perm.

Reset are literally killing the forum by just banning everyone except the real fucking nutjobs.

E3 threads gonna be awful.

Shouldn't they be protesting E3 due to support for Israel?  :thinking

I mean the nintendo treehouse set ain't gonna pay for itself.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15188 on: May 13, 2019, 10:30:33 AM »
I guess the buff wolf boy in Twilight was a male fantasy?

Or the Chippendales.
Or Magic Mike.
Or


And - SURPRISE! - that comic was written by a dude.
Who based on his declaration of what women are ackshually into, is into twinks.

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Nah, strike that, I don't even think he's gay, I think he's one of those fedora hat milady douchebags trying to grift tumblrinas

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and of course its a dude posting that in that topic  :lol :lol :lol
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Joe Molotov

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15189 on: May 13, 2019, 10:42:02 AM »
No one co-opts oppression like white dudes, amirite ladies?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15190 on: May 13, 2019, 10:52:45 AM »
Check out the cover of any romance novel. Chicks are totally not into pecs, abs, and biceps.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15191 on: May 13, 2019, 10:54:53 AM »
You know it‘s time to replace this version of the batman emote. :batman


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15192 on: May 13, 2019, 11:01:51 AM »


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15194 on: May 13, 2019, 11:08:41 AM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15195 on: May 13, 2019, 11:16:13 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot2-i-have-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/post-20704037

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Yes, because that's what all women find attractive. Really nailed it. Goddamnit, I just wanted to read funny hot takes on Game of Thrones' latest shitshow and once again that fucktarded thread. It always pisses me off. Do they think all the shirtless shots of Henry Cavill are for dudes to power-fantasize?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15196 on: May 13, 2019, 11:18:37 AM »
mods are asleep, time to post sexy yoda

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« Reply #15197 on: May 13, 2019, 11:20:16 AM »
So this is what Ben Garrison comics would have been like if he had been born on the right side of history  :lol

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15198 on: May 13, 2019, 11:20:41 AM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15200 on: May 13, 2019, 11:23:19 AM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15201 on: May 13, 2019, 11:23:41 AM »
mods are asleep, time to post sexy yoda

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He needs a more disappointed look to get me going.
This is the post that will prevent from holding office.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15202 on: May 13, 2019, 11:27:48 AM »



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15203 on: May 13, 2019, 11:33:55 AM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15204 on: May 13, 2019, 11:58:42 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-told-my-coworker-to-stfu-and-she-started-to-cry.116629/

 :-[

I'm trying to work out what the sexism he was banned for ITT was...
Was it really for using the term 'female' as a direct counterpoint to using 'male' in the preceding sentence?
For quoting what his boss told him, but without using quotation marks?
For having the temerity to suggest that men and women have different emotional responses to stimuli?
He said "females" instead of the more accepted term "cunts".

FTFY
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15206 on: May 13, 2019, 12:18:12 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15207 on: May 13, 2019, 12:25:04 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15208 on: May 13, 2019, 12:25:51 PM »
And film it! :phil

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15209 on: May 13, 2019, 01:01:13 PM »
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a bit harsh, he didn't even call anyone a female



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15210 on: May 13, 2019, 01:01:42 PM »


First of all, google "False Equivalence"

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15211 on: May 13, 2019, 01:03:54 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15212 on: May 13, 2019, 01:19:24 PM »
You know it‘s time to replace this version of the batman emote. :batman

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You can totally see how she's not turned on in the least. I can see her giving yikes internally.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15214 on: May 13, 2019, 02:15:28 PM »
Yikes I just saw someone with cleft lip today.

https://twitter.com/SophNar0747/status/1127983070815166467

Stay safe cleft lips friends

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15215 on: May 13, 2019, 02:21:27 PM »
I am sorry, but the correct terminology is clefties. Ugh, I am so tired.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15216 on: May 13, 2019, 02:25:50 PM »
I am sorry, but the correct terminology is clefties. Ugh, I am so tired.
Leave narcoleptics alone.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15217 on: May 13, 2019, 02:46:14 PM »
They should draw batman with a cleft lip, would be nice to see some diversity at DC



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15220 on: May 13, 2019, 02:55:23 PM »
The Resetera-est

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MADISON, WI—Taking a moment to reflect on his hard-won personal accomplishment, area liberal Tom Hudson expressed relief Monday that he would never again have to engage in self-examination after finally assembling all the correct opinions. “It definitely wasn’t easy, but now that I have all the proper perspectives on the world all perfectly arranged inside of my head, I know I’ll never need to question my own thoughts, beliefs, or opinions ever again,” said Hudson, proudly recounting his previous efforts at researching all necessary sociopolitical issues, conducting a rigorous self-exploration to determine which of his behaviors were problematic or harmful, and finally achieving the proper balance of beliefs to ensure once and for all that he is an indisputably good person. “It’s such a huge weight off my shoulders. I never have to consider my place in society or my impact on the issues ever again now that I know exactly how to present myself as one of the good guys. This feels amazing.” Hudson was then immediately and savagely attacked by his fellow liberals, who insist that his current views are nowhere near progressive enough.
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« Reply #15221 on: May 13, 2019, 03:13:32 PM »
No likes as well.

Welcome to my Bire experience. :tocry

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« Reply #15222 on: May 13, 2019, 03:19:47 PM »
each time i log onto ree era

That's your mistake right there.
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« Reply #15223 on: May 13, 2019, 04:32:47 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15224 on: May 13, 2019, 04:49:22 PM »
« Last Edit: May 13, 2019, 05:30:22 PM by Straight Edge »
Oi Oi

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« Reply #15225 on: May 13, 2019, 05:01:15 PM »
Which crimes against humanity is Randy Pitchford guilty of?

Don‘t say Aliens: Colonial Marines. :ufup
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15226 on: May 13, 2019, 05:26:20 PM »
Which crimes against humanity is Randy Pitchford guilt of?

Don‘t say Aliens: Colonial Marines. :ufup

Um... he’s a white cis male, I’m sure we can figure out something.


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« Reply #15228 on: May 13, 2019, 05:28:42 PM »
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I don't often watch Jim Sterling but has he always had some sort of...nazi iconography for his thing? Red and black everywhere, platform with mics...? Is it just me?
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« Reply #15229 on: May 13, 2019, 05:42:36 PM »
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I don't often watch Jim Sterling but has he always had some sort of...nazi iconography for his thing? Red and black everywhere, platform with mics...? Is it just me?
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You know who else used microphones?
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« Reply #15230 on: May 13, 2019, 05:46:51 PM »
And you've been positive on next to nothing that didn't fulfill your view you fucking coward prick.

But you'll never see this post anyway, you fucking coward. You Blocklord. You Hidestan. You Miserydodger.

Sorry, Sinder's blocked me, as he had a bunch of people becuase he's a tiny, small man who cannot take a dissenting opinion. He's a small little coward. I don't block anybody because I want the real shit, even the real shit that hates me.

...I don't expect much of a response out of this post in support of me but whatever, he's a little bitchboy who can't deal with dissenting opinions.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15231 on: May 13, 2019, 05:57:29 PM »
blocklord  :lol

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« Reply #15232 on: May 13, 2019, 06:04:13 PM »
Blocklord needs to be in the dictionary
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« Reply #15233 on: May 13, 2019, 06:22:37 PM »
turtling on message boards  :neogaf
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15234 on: May 13, 2019, 06:25:11 PM »
I like how this chick is like "i'm not getting fired for fucking a dude at work again"



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15236 on: May 13, 2019, 07:23:14 PM »
britney still hot

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15237 on: May 13, 2019, 07:37:03 PM »
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I don't often watch Jim Sterling but has he always had some sort of...nazi iconography for his thing? Red and black everywhere, platform with mics...? Is it just me?
:whoo


You know who else used microphones?

Was wondering when Jim Sterling will get a talking too.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #15238 on: May 13, 2019, 07:43:39 PM »
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I don't often watch Jim Sterling but has he always had some sort of...nazi iconography for his thing? Red and black everywhere, platform with mics...? Is it just me?
:whoo

"Jimquisition."  It's almost like it's some kind of inquisition! :thinking

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