River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[benjipwns]

Gamergate and the like involve a lot of asserting reality through volume.

BAN NINTENDO

[nudemacusers]

JS, I have been doing this for well over a decade and I am so relieved to know I am not the only one!! You can also reshape a big poop so that it doesn't hurt coming out.

https://redd.it/bt7d91

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Thank you, that link led me eventually to r/sounding where I saw a video of a woman's toe being stuck inside a man's pee hole and the dude pulled his cock off the toe and cummed at the same time. I threw my phone and ran screaming out of the room 

Good times

Hey a friend (not super close but he’s ok) of mine happened to read this over my shoulder and wanted a link.

[Nintex]

JS, I have been doing this for well over a decade and I am so relieved to know I am not the only one!! You can also reshape a big poop so that it doesn't hurt coming out.

https://redd.it/bt7d91

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Thank you, that link led me eventually to r/sounding where I saw a video of a woman's toe being stuck inside a man's pee hole and the dude pulled his cock off the toe and cummed at the same time. I threw my phone and ran screaming out of the room 

Good times

[benjipwns]

Russia fucking won

[zepblackstar]

 

I can see why Japanese men want to marry holograms.

 That woman is crazy

[BisMarckie]

SPD got rekt for the 60th time in a row. Surely the party will reflect on this and have a clear message the next time.

Or they could just blame the electorate and other parties again and change absolutely nothing.

[benjipwns]

[skullstorm]

JS, I have been doing this for well over a decade and I am so relieved to know I am not the only one!! You can also reshape a big poop so that it doesn't hurt coming out.

https://redd.it/bt7d91

(Image removed from quote.)

Thank you, that link led me eventually to r/sounding where I saw a video of a woman's toe being stuck inside a man's pee hole and the dude pulled his cock off the toe and cummed at the same time. I threw my phone and ran screaming out of the room 

Good times

Hey a friend (not super close but he’s ok) of mine happened to read this over my shoulder and wanted a link.

 

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You(r friend) asked for this 

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https://gfycat.com/indolentweepyhagfish

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[benita]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-a-community-full-of-people-i-care-about-just-imploded-and-im-fuming.119144/

 

*Posts some inane bullshit that reflects awfully on all involved*

"Woah dude, did you realise that sounds like this place?!?!?"

JS, I have been doing this for well over a decade and I am so relieved to know I am not the only one!! You can also reshape a big poop so that it doesn't hurt coming out.

https://redd.it/bt7d91

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Protip: as a man, you can go in the other direction when dealing with a stubborn cumshot.

[Lonewulfeus]

JS, I have been doing this for well over a decade and I am so relieved to know I am not the only one!! You can also reshape a big poop so that it doesn't hurt coming out.

https://redd.it/bt7d91

(Image removed from quote.)

Thank you, that link led me eventually to r/sounding where I saw a video of a woman's toe being stuck inside a man's pee hole and the dude pulled his cock off the toe and cummed at the same time. I threw my phone and ran screaming out of the room 

Good times

Hey a friend (not super close but he’s ok) of mine happened to read this over my shoulder and wanted a link.

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

You(r friend) asked for this 

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https://gfycat.com/indolentweepyhagfish

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actual spoiler for the gif just in case riotous sees this before watching and gets all spergy again

What a pathetic cumshot 

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[agrajag]

benjisales > benjipwns

[benjipwns]

What the fuck you know about what I need on my mind, motherfucker? My name was on the street?!?

When we bounce from this shit here, y'all going to go down on them corners and let the people know: Word did not get back to me. Let them know benji step to any motherfucker -- The Obliterator, besada, whoever.

My name is my name!

[Joe Molotov]

ERA trying to send me push notifications now, hell no bitch.

[Joe Molotov]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-a-community-full-of-people-i-care-about-just-imploded-and-im-fuming.119144/

 

This administrator turns out to have been engaging in a distended power trip.

Ouch, hope they get that looked it.

[team filler]

 

[Jenkem]

waiting for ERA TAKES on 1) The Euro Elections and 2) MLK JR RAPE LAUGHTER

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dana-carvey-recalls-the-filming-of-one-of-snl%E2%80%99s-greatest-skits-%E2%80%9Cfresh-pepper%E2%80%9D.119175/

kinda just feels like racist italian stereotypes from Carvey + vague mental ableism from Sandler + cheap slapstick

You must be fun at parties

This guy doesn't go to activist parties.   

[Jenkem]

why is there no ERA topic about MLK rape tapes

[Boredfrom]

why is there no ERA topic about MLK rape tapes

Because the source is The Sunday Times.

[Jenkem]

the source is the FBI and a biographer: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Garrow

[HaughtyFrank]

The civil rights hero was also heard allegedly joking he was the founder of the 'International Association for the Advancement of P***y-Eaters'

[Boredfrom]

the source is the FBI and a biographer: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Garrow

And he plans to publish it in Standpoint Magazine:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standpoint_(magazine)

The magazine describes its core mission as being "to celebrate western civilisation", its arts and its values – in particular democracy, debate and freedom of speech – at a time when they are under threat.

Standpoint is self-consciously transatlantic in both style and content, and has been compared to America's National Review, which greeted the launch of Standpoint by publishing an article ending with the words "Rejoice, and subscribe!". Considering itself a rare pro-American voice in the UK, it aims to introduce American writers and American intellectual style to British readers.

Uh...

Also the fact that the actual audio is not going to be disclosed until 2027 and he is following summaries... welp.

At least you could pretend you are not alt righter, Jenkem.

[Jenkem]

 

[Boredfrom]

Reading the comments on sites were this was published (Daily Mail, The Mirror, RT  ) everyone linking it to spying fucking Donald Trump 

Jesus, dude...

To convenient with Trump sperging about FBI survillance and alt righters getting pissed about streets and statues changing names.

[benita]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dana-carvey-recalls-the-filming-of-one-of-snl%E2%80%99s-greatest-skits-%E2%80%9Cfresh-pepper%E2%80%9D.119175/

kinda just feels like racist italian stereotypes from Carvey + vague mental ableism from Sandler + cheap slapstick

You must be fun at parties

This guy doesn't go to activist parties.   

Did he just assume that guy's social status? Wow.

[Jenkem]

Reading the comments on sites were this was published (Daily Mail, The Mirror, RT  ) everyone linking it to spying fucking Donald Trump 

Jesus, dude...

To convenient with Trump sperging about FBI survillance and alt righters getting pissed about streets and statues changing names.

So am I alt-right for linking to a wikipedia page of a democratic socialist or because of the story itself which was on the alt-right neo-nazi site drudgereport.com or is it because of shitposters comments on various articles or is it because of where the author is going to publish his work? Which is it?

You need to hide your ERA-programming better.

[Boredfrom]

Reading the comments on sites were this was published (Daily Mail, The Mirror, RT  ) everyone linking it to spying fucking Donald Trump 

Jesus, dude...

To convenient with Trump sperging about FBI survillance and alt righters getting pissed about streets and statues changing names.

So am I alt-right for linking to a wikipedia page of a democratic socialist or because of the story itself which was on the alt-right neo-nazi site drudgereport.com or is it because of shitposters comments on various articles or is it because of where the author is going to publish his work? Which is it?

You need to hide your ERA-programming better.

Why the fuck are you reading the drudgereport?

Also, this is not the first time you went to a uncomfortable tangent about race...

[benita]

Whether that MLK stuff is credible or not, reeeeeactions are gonna be real interesting given all the work Nepenthe and DigitalOP have put in recently explaining the evils of scepticism.

[Boredfrom]

Whether that MLK stuff is credible or not, reeeeeactions are gonna be real interesting given all the work Nepenthe and DigitalOP have put in recently explaining the evils of scepticism.

RE are not into MLK that much, in any case.

[Jenkem]

Reading the comments on sites were this was published (Daily Mail, The Mirror, RT  ) everyone linking it to spying fucking Donald Trump 

Jesus, dude...

To convenient with Trump sperging about FBI survillance and alt righters getting pissed about streets and statues changing names.

So am I alt-right for linking to a wikipedia page of a democratic socialist or because of the story itself which was on the alt-right neo-nazi site drudgereport.com or is it because of shitposters comments on various articles or is it because of where the author is going to publish his work? Which is it?

You need to hide your ERA-programming better.

Why the fuck are you reading the drudgereport?

Also, this is not the first time you went to a uncomfortable tangent about race...

where did I mention race, let alone go on some "uncomfortable tangent."  The only one who has brought up anything related to an individual's race is you. Got something on your mind?

Whether that MLK stuff is credible or not, reeeeeactions are gonna be real interesting given all the work Nepenthe and DigitalOP have out in recently explaining the evils of scepticism.

"holy fucking shit you RACIST ALT RIGHT PIECE OF SHIT HOW DARE YOU HOW FUCKING DARE YOU" -Boredfrom

[Boredfrom]

waiting for ERA TAKES on 1) The Euro Elections and 2) MLK JR RAPE LAUGHTER

why is there no ERA topic about MLK rape tapes

You are the dude that seems to excited about this stuff.

[Jenkem]

waiting for ERA TAKES on 1) The Euro Elections and 2) MLK JR RAPE LAUGHTER

why is there no ERA topic about MLK rape tapes

You are the dude that seems to excited about this stuff.

yes I want to see REE get enraged and/or perform mental gymnastics in a thread about REE getting enraged and/or performing mental gymnastics. btw, still waiting for the explanation of how those posts are an 'uncomfortable tangent about race'

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Considering itself a rare pro-American voice in the UK, it aims to introduce American writers and American intellectual style to British readers.

 

[Boredfrom]

waiting for ERA TAKES on 1) The Euro Elections and 2) MLK JR RAPE LAUGHTER

why is there no ERA topic about MLK rape tapes

You are the dude that seems to excited about this stuff.

yes I want to see REE get enraged and/or perform mental gymnastics in a thread about REE getting enraged and/or performing mental gymnastics. btw, still waiting for the explanation of how those posts are an 'uncomfortable tangent about race'

You are talking like they care about MLK brand of social justice (hint: look at the actual threads that involve MLK or that compare him with other civil rights activists). Why the fuck mention that two times almost in the row and when the only source is right wing tabloids?

[Jenkem]

waiting for ERA TAKES on 1) The Euro Elections and 2) MLK JR RAPE LAUGHTER

why is there no ERA topic about MLK rape tapes

You are the dude that seems to excited about this stuff.

yes I want to see REE get enraged and/or perform mental gymnastics in a thread about REE getting enraged and/or performing mental gymnastics. btw, still waiting for the explanation of how those posts are an 'uncomfortable tangent about race'

You are talking like they care about MLK brand of social justice (hint: look at the actual threads that involve MLK or that compare him with other civil rights activists). Why the fuck mention that two times almost in the row and when the only source is right wing tabloids?

1) when has that stopped them before
2) second time was a posting error, added euro elections but that was in a different tab so mistakenly posted the incomplete version. but it seemingly triggered you hard so I guess it was worth it in the end.
3) when has something appearing in a right wing tabloid ever stopped them from REE'ing before?
4. still waiting for the explanation of how those those posts are an "uncomfortable tangent about race"
6. riotous is more reasonable than you
% MLK IS CANCELLED
* BOREDFROM IS CANCELLED
13-post dick pics

[clothedmacuser]

Whether that MLK stuff is credible or not, reeeeeactions are gonna be real interesting given all the work Nepenthe and DigitalOP have put in recently explaining the evils of scepticism.

RE are not into MLK that much, in any case.

Don't you know?  MLK never peached for peace.  He openly called for riots and the use of violence as a means to crush his foes.

Bonus:

[Boredfrom]

waiting for ERA TAKES on 1) The Euro Elections and 2) MLK JR RAPE LAUGHTER

why is there no ERA topic about MLK rape tapes

You are the dude that seems to excited about this stuff.

yes I want to see REE get enraged and/or perform mental gymnastics in a thread about REE getting enraged and/or performing mental gymnastics. btw, still waiting for the explanation of how those posts are an 'uncomfortable tangent about race'

You are talking like they care about MLK brand of social justice (hint: look at the actual threads that involve MLK or that compare him with other civil rights activists). Why the fuck mention that two times almost in the row and when the only source is right wing tabloids?

1) when has that stopped them before
2) second time was a posting error, added euro elections but that was in a different tab so mistakenly posted the incomplete version. but it seemingly triggered you hard so I guess it was worth it in the end.
3) when has something appearing in a right wing tabloid ever stopped them from REE'ing before?
4. still waiting for the explanation of how those those posts are an "uncomfortable tangent about race"
6. riotous is more reasonable than you
% MLK IS CANCELLED

 

Edit: Also, nice way to try to save face in your edit.

[agrajag]

6. riotous is more reasonable than you

[Jenkem]

waiting for ERA TAKES on 1) The Euro Elections and 2) MLK JR RAPE LAUGHTER

why is there no ERA topic about MLK rape tapes

You are the dude that seems to excited about this stuff.

yes I want to see REE get enraged and/or perform mental gymnastics in a thread about REE getting enraged and/or performing mental gymnastics. btw, still waiting for the explanation of how those posts are an 'uncomfortable tangent about race'

You are talking like they care about MLK brand of social justice (hint: look at the actual threads that involve MLK or that compare him with other civil rights activists). Why the fuck mention that two times almost in the row and when the only source is right wing tabloids?

1) when has that stopped them before
2) second time was a posting error, added euro elections but that was in a different tab so mistakenly posted the incomplete version. but it seemingly triggered you hard so I guess it was worth it in the end.
3) when has something appearing in a right wing tabloid ever stopped them from REE'ing before?
4. still waiting for the explanation of how those those posts are an "uncomfortable tangent about race"
6. riotous is more reasonable than you
% MLK IS CANCELLED

 

Edit: Also, nice way to try to save face in your edit.

nice way to read into things the way you want them to. I made it 6 to skip 5 after I noticed I switched from using a closed parenthesis to a period because I am not one who incoherently screechesic enough to take posting on the internet as seriously as you are. notice how even before the edit I then switched to a random symbol?

I thought your kind were good at pattern recognition.

[Boredfrom]

It seemingly triggered you hard so I guess it was worth it in the end.

 

[Jenkem]

It seemingly triggered you hard so I guess it was worth it in the end.

 

yeah, you being a fucking idiot triggered me hard.

in an hour I won't be triggered, but you'll still be a fucking idiot.

[agrajag]

you guys should have a debate about which one of you is more triggered

[Rufus]

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[Lonewulfeus]

You guys should get together and put your toes in each other’s dicks 

[thisismyusername]

SMAC/SMAX isn't that dystopic.

[daemon]

oof, this whole MLK stuff will make for some interesting threads in REEEE.

[PogiJones]

Or. . .that I thought I trusted.

A day later, as nearly the entire former community evacuates for greener pastures and I'm left staring at an empty husk of the place I used to know, I've found out that an entirely different terrible situation was going on. This administrator turns out to have been engaging in a distended power trip. They had almost complete control over who was chosen as new moderation staff, and exclusively selected individuals that were part of their personal friend group. They enacted harsher moderation on individuals that questioned their authority. They're a Boogie-type "centrist." And most ludicrous at all, they had intense envy issues with a newer administrator that resulted in stunts up to and including changing thread titles that the newer administrator had made, giving themselves a custom banner the day after the new administrator was appointed, and making excuses not to work on a Q&A with this newer administrator even though they happily found the means to do so for everyone else. And now that newer administrator has been demoted.

[Boredfrom]

oof, this whole MLK stuff will make for some interesting threads in REEEE.

Whether that MLK stuff is credible or not, reeeeeactions are gonna be real interesting given all the work Nepenthe and DigitalOP have put in recently explaining the evils of scepticism.

RE are not into MLK that much, in any case.

Don't you know?  MLK never peached for peace.  He openly called for riots and the use of violence as a means to crush his foes.

Bonus:

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[PogiJones]

I'm trying to edit the OP to be more clear, sorry.

Thing just has me pretty shaken up. I stayed up for 27 hours a couple days ago out of stress.

Over smashboards drama. 

[thisismyusername]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-a-community-full-of-people-i-care-about-just-imploded-and-im-fuming.119144/

 

sMel(l)ee fans being smelly turds? Nothing new from them.

[Momo]

ERA has found a new prank target.

Twitch Streamer/YouTuber DarksydePhil Makes Racist/Transphobic Jokes While Livestreaming Nioh 2 Alpha

We have to end him.

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/twitch-streamer-youtuber-darksydephil-makes-racist-transphobic-jokes-while-livestreaming-nioh-2-alpha.119086/

Oh and it's "desperate for food" guy

Anyone who gets into a scuffle with DSP has already failed and should just end themselves

[VomKriege]

Time was always going to shove the UK to a majority remain position, demographics were going to see to that

"Demographics" don't happen in 3 years

https://www.resetera.com/threads/european-parliament-2019-elections-ot-electing-the-unelected-and-unelectable-since-1979.118294/page-30#post-21140890

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/water-guns-are-shit-nowadays.119164/page-4#post-21143570

User Banned (Duration Pending): Inflammatory Joke Surrounding Child Pornography

It’s just like the Singapore porn I watched lastnight. Kids and all.

As for the rest of the thread, I dunno, buy a Karcher ?

[VomKriege]

I am so mad at Italy. I was so enamored leading up to my half a year there in 2015. Now I can't look past this

https://www.resetera.com/threads/european-parliament-2019-elections-ot-electing-the-unelected-and-unelectable-since-1979.118294/page-24#post-21138573

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-do-you-treat-people-you-dislike-or-disagree-with.119225/

[Snoopycat_]

Oh Jeez. The greasy wizards on NuGaf are all hot and flustered again

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/new-gillette-ad-features-f-to-m-transgender-person-being-taught-to-shave-by-daddy-here-we-go-again.1483066/


"I think we've forgotten that revulsion is a genuine form of moral expression. I not only will defend a sense of disgust at this kind of thing, but I'd say that feeling disgust is a necessary expression of proper moral development. Rather than the notion that feeling any discomfort equals a discriminative "phobia," let me go on the record to say that a lack of revulsion here would be an objective moral failing, evidence of an already distorted and severely damaged ethical lens."

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-do-you-treat-people-you-dislike-or-disagree-with.119225/

Within the first 5 responses, two of them have admitted they go to "passive aggressive" behaviour.

Couldn't have picked that coming from those fucking weirdos.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-do-you-treat-people-you-dislike-or-disagree-with.119225/

Within the first 5 responses, two of them have admitted they go to "passive aggressive" behaviour.

Couldn't have picked that coming from those fucking weirdos.

On the other hand, we bitch about it on an entirely different forum

"Objective moral failing"

[Transhuman]

Oh Jeez. The greasy wizards on NuGaf are all hot and flustered again

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/new-gillette-ad-features-f-to-m-transgender-person-being-taught-to-shave-by-daddy-here-we-go-again.1483066/


"I think we've forgotten that revulsion is a genuine form of moral expression. I not only will defend a sense of disgust at this kind of thing, but I'd say that feeling disgust is a necessary expression of proper moral development. Rather than the notion that feeling any discomfort equals a discriminative "phobia," let me go on the record to say that a lack of revulsion here would be an objective moral failing, evidence of an already distorted and severely damaged ethical lens."

When two men kiss it's an "objective moral failing", but when two women kiss, this guy probably gets a boner.

Not sure if his argument works

[Tasty]

SMAC/SMAX isn't that dystopic.

Assimilating with windworms actually is my idea of a good time.