River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Joe Molotov]

They should sell "lifetime passes" to Disney, like when Star Trek Online sold "lifetime subscriptions" and Jeff Gerstmann bought one.

i got a lifetime sto sub too

Should have got the Olive Garden lifetime pass instead. At least you’d be dead before Brazil killed us all.

[Lonewulfeus]

They should sell "lifetime passes" to Disney, like when Star Trek Online sold "lifetime subscriptions" and Jeff Gerstmann bought one.

i got a lifetime sto sub too

All I do these days is log on and send out my duty officers 

[benjipwns]

You talking about Star Trek Online or the ResetERA.com Secret Troll Account home page?

[benjipwns]

User banned (3 days): misrepresenting and antagonizing users over multiple posts

Disney to Sony: We want 50% of day 1 profits, 45% more than our current contract with you guys
Sony: No
Fans: 'Fuck you Sony', 'Arrogant Sony', 'Let's boycott Sony products' etc etc

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Stand Lee's Daughter: No one could have treated my father worse the Marvel and Disney execs
Fans: She's a garbage person herself, everyone ignore her


Damn. Don't mess with Disney/Marvel fans.

[BikeJesus]

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[Momo]

I like how people keep saying spiderman electric marvel boogaloo is the highest grossing Spiderman film when all three of Raimi's films grossed more corrected for inflation

[Lonewulfeus]

You talking about Star Trek Online or the ResetERA.com Secret Troll Account home page?

I am leveling espionage right now

[Lonewulfeus]

You may have heard about these two idiots doing it in broad daylight next to a high-rise office building to ensure police would be called. The woman started crying "Racism" when police arrived & arrested her when she tried to run away. Jussie Smollet said, "You go girl!"

[Crumb]

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We're on a chocolate craze now buddy.
 

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https://twitter.com/lift_everyday2/status/1164524468657643521?s=20

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[remy]

I like how people keep saying spiderman electric marvel boogaloo is the highest grossing Spiderman film when all three of Raimi's films grossed more corrected for inflation

You can't expect videogame/comic book movie nerds to understand concepts like inflation

[Potato]

I like how people keep saying spiderman electric marvel boogaloo is the highest grossing Spiderman film when all three of Raimi's films grossed more corrected for inflation

You can't expect videogame/comic book movie nerds to understand concepts like inflation

Is that like some sort of superpower?

[benjipwns]

no it's a fetish

[Momo]

inflated earth women

[remy]

Just trying to figure it out 

[Momo]

 

[Momo]

I like how people keep saying spiderman electric marvel boogaloo is the highest grossing Spiderman film when all three of Raimi's films grossed more corrected for inflation

You can't expect videogame/comic book movie nerds to understand concepts like inflation

even the fed doesn't understand inflation anymore, so much for economics

[Ghoul]

Oni Link system has gone six days without posting on twitter. He's lasted longer than Laura Kate Dale did. Well done that system, stay strong queens/kings



Why you lying? You no longer work at Kotaku, remember!

[paprikastaude]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/playing-yoshi-crafted-world-what-the-living-shit-is-this-be-afraid-of-the-dark-level-scary-levels-in-non-horror-games.136631/

nintenyearolds  

[Raist]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-funny-thing-happened-when-an-actor-lifted-a-prop-brie-larson-lifts-thors-hammer.136613/page-4


ITT people at a dispute between two gigantic multinational corporations over ownership of their favourite spandex-wearing character make fun of people over another spandex-wearing character lifting a prop.

[Ghoul]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/playing-yoshi-crafted-world-what-the-living-shit-is-this-be-afraid-of-the-dark-level-scary-levels-in-non-horror-games.136631/

nintenyearolds  

Can't wait for Luigis mansion, "scarier than Resident Evil"

https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-funny-thing-happened-when-an-actor-lifted-a-prop-brie-larson-lifts-thors-hammer.136613/page-4


ITT people at a dispute between two gigantic multinational corporations over ownership of their favourite spandex-wearing character make fun of people over another spandex-wearing character lifting a prop.

I actually respect the levels of petty Brie Larson is, she knows she has a target on her back from these fucking weirdos and plays to it beautifully all the while getting the woke crowd behind her.

Pretty clever, even though she probably is a massive bitch. Oh no, I'm gonna get RLM cancelled for that comment.

[Momo]

Give a shit about anything Brie Larson does friends 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-how-spider-man-divorce-shows-ugly-side-of-fandom.136609/

its pretty great how they're using this thread as a proxy to relitigate the locked thread.
Also the number of takes that amount to "nuh-uh, thats just a sony fanboy hot take. Our takes are completely rational, because sony smell of poo and their films are dumb and the mcu is awesome"

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Do you know what take I'm not seeing a lot of?

Now spidermans gone and so are the legacy big names, all the more room for more BRIE LARSON AS CAPTAIN MARVEL to shine

[Momo]

let them have captain marvel, they can pretend to like drek movies all they want, rest of us can go off and watch Dune

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-funny-thing-happened-when-an-actor-lifted-a-prop-brie-larson-lifts-thors-hammer.136613/page-4


ITT people at a dispute between two gigantic multinational corporations over ownership of their favourite spandex-wearing character make fun of people over another spandex-wearing character lifting a prop.

Fuck climate change, super hero movies are going to be the end of us

[Nintex]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-funny-thing-happened-when-an-actor-lifted-a-prop-brie-larson-lifts-thors-hammer.136613/page-4


ITT people at a dispute between two gigantic multinational corporations over ownership of their favourite spandex-wearing character make fun of people over another spandex-wearing character lifting a prop.

Fuck climate change, super hero movies are going to be the end of us

"Presidente why is Sony not allowing Spider-Man into the MCU?"

Bolsonaro: "It's probably the NGO's. Maybe the Martians, who the fuck knows"

"But Presidente you can't just blame the NGO's for everything"

"I'm not blaming them I suspect hem. We've just been handed this CHAOS. I can't just send 40 guys to Disney to investigate and fight the chaos, I haven't got the resources."

[VomKriege]

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[nudemacusers]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/playing-yoshi-crafted-world-what-the-living-shit-is-this-be-afraid-of-the-dark-level-scary-levels-in-non-horror-games.136631/

nintenyearolds  

Yeah, my 7-year-old daughter recently needed some more flowers to open up the post-game stages, so I looked through the index to see what levels had the most flowers to gain. She had zero from this stage. We booted it up in co-op and all she did was warn me about these little weirdos, and how they just go crazy if they see you. She was really spooked!

OP is a seven year old daughter confirmed

[Nintex]

Disney is this giant corporate blob that has to poop out a ton of movies. This year will also see the Star Wars 'finale'.

Except none of these are actually finales because they can't abandon their franchises without seriously hurting their bottom line.

[VomKriege]

He's 16 and steals every scene
I want to see adult Tom Holland grow into a leader in the MCU. Sony deserves all the shit they are getting.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-how-spider-man-divorce-shows-ugly-side-of-fandom.136609/post-23855721

[Ghoul]

Disney is this giant corporate blob that has to poop out a ton of movies. This year will also see the Star Wars 'finale'.

Except none of these are actually finales because they can't abandon their franchises without seriously hurting their bottom line.

It's the last in the final of the series that will be shown in thearters in the year of the lord 2019.

[VomKriege]

Looked at those Twitter accounts a bit more closely... none of those people read like typical MCU fanboys. This reeks.

Yeah, I never saw those guys in the break room of the Disney Shill Center either.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-how-spider-man-divorce-shows-ugly-side-of-fandom.136609/post-23855041

[Momo]

DC FANS AND GAMERGATE AT IT AGAIN

[VomKriege]

Imagine excel being the voice of reason. Imagine that.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-how-spider-man-divorce-shows-ugly-side-of-fandom.136609/post-23856367

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-niece-is-becoming-a-terrible-person.136702/#post-23856484

Will someone suggest to just cancel her ?
At the edge of my seat.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Imagine excel being the voice of reason. Imagine that.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-how-spider-man-divorce-shows-ugly-side-of-fandom.136609/post-23856367

Presumably in the time since the first few pages of that topic where they were calling that reporter a sony fanboy and saying how sony are fucking useless at films and aren't worth shit, they remembered that that great film that only incels and alt-right hate GHOSTBUSTERS 2016 was a sony film

[Averon]

Reee is finding it difficult to reconcile the fact that they are guilty of being the very "toxic fandom" they have been bitching about for years. I saw more than a few names in that now locked thread and that Hollywood Reporter thread that ragged on entitled fans engaging in the very entitlement behavior they claim to hate.

[porkbun]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-niece-is-becoming-a-terrible-person.136702/#post-23856484

Will someone suggest to just cancel her ?
At the edge of my seat.

Oh no, a 15 year old that's had a shitty childhood used "gay" negatively.  Call CPS!

 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-niece-is-becoming-a-terrible-person.136702/#post-23856484

Will someone suggest to just cancel her ?
At the edge of my seat.

*posts a list of stupid shit nearly all teenagers do*

Currently she considers me one of the only family members she can speak freely to (because I live interstate) and I want to be able to curb some of these things if I can help it, but I feel that I'm too far removed from the situation to do any good. Anyone have any advice?

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family who I see a couple of times a years

[Rman]

ERA is so weird about everything. Yeah, a 15-year-old will say dumb shit. Stop the presses! I'm assuming all those posters were the beacons of moral excellence at 15 years old. 

Man, that place is so out of touch. 

This is not condoning homophobia, but the lack of living in reality (teenagers are inherently stupid and say dumb things) is mind-boggling.  Not to mention that is one appears to have bigger issues, but hey let's focus on the superficial shit like a dumb joke.

The teen is obviously troubled, but the OP's and ERAs stance is hey, she's becoming terrible.  There's just a lack of empathy at that place.

[nachobro]

hey let's focus on the superficial shit

new resetti motto

[Nintex]

Is there a David Koch thread on Ree yet? 

[VomKriege]

Is there a David Koch thread on Ree yet? 

Yes.

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/playing-yoshi-crafted-world-what-the-living-shit-is-this-be-afraid-of-the-dark-level-scary-levels-in-non-horror-games.136631/

nintenyearolds  

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[EightBitNate]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-niece-is-becoming-a-terrible-person.136702/#post-23856484

Will someone suggest to just cancel her ?
At the edge of my seat.

Who did she vote for in 2016?

[VomKriege]

Like those threads of outrage of racist uncles at easter but no real response to the racism itself

We're getting there brehs !

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-niece-is-becoming-a-terrible-person.136702/post-23856895

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Is there a David Koch thread on Ree yet? 

He's dead but the Amazon is still burning

The wrong one.

 

[Nintex]

Is there a David Koch thread on Ree yet? 

Yes.

more like awwww yissss

#57
Surprised the "civility" dweebs haven't shown up yet...

Queen Calanthe said:
By the comments I can only assume he is an american figure,

Stay classy USA

Ah, THERE you are...

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/playing-yoshi-crafted-world-what-the-living-shit-is-this-be-afraid-of-the-dark-level-scary-levels-in-non-horror-games.136631/

nintenyearolds  

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Put some  tags goddamit 

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Is that a Nintex watermark in the video ?

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[Cauliflower Of Love]

Holy shit at that mccain / crab video.

By the way, while we're all here:

Fuck John McCain, I'm glad that bitch is and always will be dead, it's still a happy bright moment for history, and it's cowardly how some of yall couldn't take hearing that fact day of and you needed a safe space from it

Nice forum you have there cerium.

[Nintex]

This is a pathetic response to a death. Are we a bunch of kids here with this glee filled ridiculous response on death ?

Oh fuck off.

 

[HaughtyFrank]

Like those threads of outrage of racist uncles at easter but no real response to the racism itself

We're getting there brehs !

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-niece-is-becoming-a-terrible-person.136702/post-23856895

The girl is disappearing for weeks but let's focus on the part where she said "gay" and later apologized for it

[Cauliflower Of Love]

From the neice thread:

The transgender person she was talking about was someone who physically assaulted her, so it's hard to defend them but I did tell her to have compassion for transgender people as a whole and to try and not use those terms.

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Everyone I've known that's fallen down a similar path couldn't be helped. Half were able to change after school and the other half just stayed in the paint.

[Nintex]

By the way, while we're all here:

Fuck John McCain, I'm glad that bitch is and always will be dead, it's still a happy bright moment for history, and it's cowardly how some of yall couldn't take hearing that fact day of and you needed a safe space from it

Fuck SOny TOO!!! 

[benjipwns]

subpar spatula banned 

banbot still doesn't have the post

[benjipwns]

Definitely look into getting therapy for her.

Maybe start with trying to get her to open up about her own issue

You seem like a fit parent, or guardian op, perhaps this was your call to arms.

my family who I see a couple of times a year

[Mr. Nobody]

Like those threads of outrage of racist uncles at easter but no real response to the racism itself

We're getting there brehs !

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-niece-is-becoming-a-terrible-person.136702/post-23856895

The girl is disappearing for weeks but let's focus on the part where she said "gay" and later apologized for it

Know your audience 

[benjipwns]

now she'll never be able to turn her life around and become a prominent YouTuber because ResetERA.com has already cancelled her

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Can you eat before exercising, is it good or bad for weight loss

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Like I’m just about to go walking for 2 hours and I had 2 slices of toast and a coffee so did I mess up

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[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

No matter how evil the person there will ALWAYS be a contingent of people rushing in to Tone Police those glad of their deaths.

I know, right? Crazy.
How do some people find cheering the loss of any human life distasteful?