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Joe Molotov

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39000 on: August 23, 2019, 12:50:59 PM »
I did find this post, though.

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I really hope the next US President flexes so hard on China. I want to see that fascist state cower beneath their bullshit.

But why wait? :salute
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39001 on: August 23, 2019, 12:51:18 PM »
I'm not exactly henry kissinger, but I'm pretty sure bolsonaro just wants a payout as a UN development grant, or ecological protection fund or similar, but also wants to look like a big dick super power to his followers by fronting that he doesn't care rather than going cap in hand.

ie there's probably a very fucking easy diplomatic solution.

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« Reply #39002 on: August 23, 2019, 12:52:30 PM »
I'm not exactly henry kissinger, but I'm pretty sure bolsonaro just wants a payout as a UN development grant, or ecological protection fund or similar, but also wants to look like a big dick super power to his followers by fronting that he doesn't care rather than going cap in hand.

ie there's probably a very fucking easy diplomatic solution.
Yup, he already signaled this and he has no viable way to improve Brazil's economic situation without outside money.
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« Reply #39003 on: August 23, 2019, 12:54:51 PM »
Invade Brazil, which should take only a couple of weeks, with no pushback by any other South American nations, I guess... And then what ? Put water bombs on the F18s ?
It's kind of fascinating the pavlovian answer is jumping straight to military invasion rather than something like "try to have the international community negotiate a deal with Brazil to fund / manage firefighting" or "forest preservation" or somesuch. Not a magical solution by any means, and probably means sweetening Bolsonaro with billions in grant -some of which will assuredly get grifted- but still less expensive, needlessly cruel & lethal and probably more efficient than a  WAR.




the staggering fucking ignorance, condescension, and privilege of this post, holy shit. 

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« Reply #39004 on: August 23, 2019, 12:57:13 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39005 on: August 23, 2019, 12:59:59 PM »
Extra ecclesiam nulla salus aer. :ufup

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« Reply #39006 on: August 23, 2019, 01:09:58 PM »
BUILD 👏 A 👏 DISNEY 👏 THEME 👏 PARK 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 AMAZON 👏

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39007 on: August 23, 2019, 01:10:25 PM »
I'm not exactly henry kissinger, but I'm pretty sure bolsonaro just wants a payout as a UN development grant, or ecological protection fund or similar, but also wants to look like a big dick super power to his followers by fronting that he doesn't care rather than going cap in hand.

ie there's probably a very fucking easy diplomatic solution.

That's my totally unsubstantiated first hunch too. "If you care so much open the checkbook". Forest fires are difficult to manage, even for wealthier countries and when they happen in less difficult environment. I could imagine Brazil doesn't have the means to even try to mitigate them properly.

The dickish, blasé attitude about it is weird & infuriating but I guess it's chauvinist bravado.
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« Reply #39008 on: August 23, 2019, 01:11:52 PM »
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If it wasn't for us electing Trump, I would say let's do military intervention. Because we can't wait until the country figures it out before the whole Forest is burnt down and we're now suffering around the world because of it. I actually would sign up for the Army for that.


But we can't do it now because we're look like hypocrites. So now we're kind of screwed at this point.

:rofl

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They’re so fucking stupid!! :rofl
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39009 on: August 23, 2019, 01:12:14 PM »
BUILD 👏 A 👏 DISNEY 👏 THEME 👏 PARK 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 AMAZON 👏

Well, they already did built a stadium there for the World Cup...
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« Reply #39010 on: August 23, 2019, 01:14:48 PM »
Moblin the only man of culture on the Bire. :hmph

Not liking a Cyprian of Carthage reference . :wag

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« Reply #39011 on: August 23, 2019, 01:20:04 PM »
Moblin the only man of culture on the Bire. :hmph

Not liking a Cyprian of Carthage reference . :wag

Cyprian  :nope
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« Reply #39012 on: August 23, 2019, 01:29:57 PM »
Few pages late but holy shit at the amount of openly celebrating someone's death like that thread posted. And then, without a single hint of self-reflection, saying others needed a safe space back right after McCain died. Person that said that was no doubt having a fucking meltdown over the Ion Fury crap earlier this week and no doubt is currently saying "man fuck Sony" despite it being greedy ass Disney who is at fault.

These goofs actually managed to look in a mirror before they said most of the stuff they say, the mirror would no doubt explode.

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« Reply #39013 on: August 23, 2019, 01:31:04 PM »
Word of the day is NO DOUBT

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« Reply #39014 on: August 23, 2019, 01:31:06 PM »
I don't know much about that David guy aside from that he is one of those Koch dudes
Probably par for the course for that thread


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« Reply #39015 on: August 23, 2019, 01:44:29 PM »
Ah yes, the Koch that was in Epstein's phone book.
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« Reply #39016 on: August 23, 2019, 01:44:41 PM »
I think anyone taking a side on Sony/Disney is pretty silly;  we know jack shit.

Not true.  We know that Disney forever changed gender dynamics in movies by giving us the first ever strong female lead in the form of Captain Marvel, while S*ny is supporting the fascist crimes of gamergate by choosing to ignore Answer the Call with their new ghostbusters sequel.

There’s the right side in this fight, and the nazi side.  Choose wisely.  :bolo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39017 on: August 23, 2019, 01:45:46 PM »
That's my totally unsubstantiated first hunch too. "If you care so much open the checkbook". Forest fires are difficult to manage, even for wealthier countries and when they happen in less difficult environment. I could imagine Brazil doesn't have the means to even try to mitigate them properly.

The dickish, blasé attitude about it is weird & infuriating but I guess it's chauvinist bravado.

I don't know how much you know about fascism (purpleGAFs an expert) but machismo and aggressive posturing are huge parts of it

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« Reply #39018 on: August 23, 2019, 01:48:47 PM »
At a superficial glance the Disney/Sony standoff strikes me as something that makes sense for both sides. Disney has the Fox properties to start integrating into the MCU so it doesn't really make as much sense for them to help Sony make a ton of money on standalone Spider-Man movies just to be able to use Spidey in the MCU. At the same time Spider-Man is a cash cow and it's not Sony's fault that Marvel made a shit deal back in the 90s. Venom sucked and made money anyway and Into the Spider-Verse proved they can make a commercially and critically successful Spider-Man movie without Kevin Feige. So here we are.

I guess Sony looks kind of bad just because of the leaked emails indicating that they were clueless about what to do with the franchise during the Andrew Garfield era and it seemed like they needed Marvel to rehab the property. But at the same time I don't really understand the sentiment that Disney/Marvel just care about making good art and Sony is holding them up or something. It's just a money thing where both parties have justifiable demands that are at odds with each other.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39019 on: August 23, 2019, 01:49:23 PM »
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If it wasn't for us electing Trump, I would say let's do military intervention. Because we can't wait until the country figures it out before the whole Forest is burnt down and we're now suffering around the world because of it. I actually would sign up for the Army for that.


But we can't do it now because we're look like hypocrites. So now we're kind of screwed at this point.

:rofl

And the hypocrisy is the worst part.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39020 on: August 23, 2019, 01:56:03 PM »
Other countries would be like “Ooo, there goes America, saving the world again, bloody ponces” (or some other foreigney word for “jerkoff”). And they’d be right too. We played ourselves like a damn fiddle.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39021 on: August 23, 2019, 02:07:19 PM »
Once we conquer Brazil, lets take Venezuela and Iran next and force them to keep their oil in the ground.

We're gonna save the planet!

This is like a scheme that Dick Cheney would come up with.




Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39022 on: August 23, 2019, 02:08:32 PM »
You know I was going to get some judgement or no mans sky in tonight but this thread might be more entertaining

https://www.resetera.com/threads/as-the-person-who-sparked-the-ion-fury-controversy-i-would-like-to-publically-say-i-was-a-problematic-person.136766/


Edit: and it’s closed, damn it all back to harvesting space rocks....

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« Reply #39023 on: August 23, 2019, 02:10:18 PM »
Already locked  :lol

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39024 on: August 23, 2019, 02:12:02 PM »
Thread admitting playing era like a damn fiddle and "problematic journalist" was 100% correct in their investigation.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39025 on: August 23, 2019, 02:13:36 PM »
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We don't need a thread like this


He's right, not after the pedodiscord shitshow.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39026 on: August 23, 2019, 02:16:29 PM »
thread locked due to embarrassment at being played
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« Reply #39027 on: August 23, 2019, 02:39:50 PM »
You know I was going to get some judgement or no mans sky in tonight but this thread might be more entertaining

https://www.resetera.com/threads/as-the-person-who-sparked-the-ion-fury-controversy-i-would-like-to-publically-say-i-was-a-problematic-person.136766/


Edit: and it’s closed, damn it all back to harvesting space rocks....

Good play on the trolls part, own parts of it while maintaining deep cover.

Can't wait for their next show.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39028 on: August 23, 2019, 02:44:14 PM »
It doesn't matter they got played by a troll, its just good to have the conversation

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« Reply #39029 on: August 23, 2019, 02:45:26 PM »
It doesn't matter from where the rage flows, only that it flows.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39030 on: August 23, 2019, 02:50:26 PM »
It doesn't matter from where the rage flows, only that it flows.

DIO !  :ltg
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39031 on: August 23, 2019, 03:06:14 PM »
I did find this post, though.

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I really hope the next US President flexes so hard on China. I want to see that fascist state cower beneath their bullshit.

But why wait? :salute
Because Trump (a Nazi) going full imperialist, would look hypocritical, duh.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39032 on: August 23, 2019, 03:13:23 PM »
It doesn't matter from where the rage flows, only that it flows.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39033 on: August 23, 2019, 03:24:56 PM »
God damn this thread title. All I can see on the tab is Fart Eater.

This smell !?
The Boss !? Is it really her ?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39034 on: August 23, 2019, 03:34:02 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39035 on: August 23, 2019, 03:38:08 PM »
Ghoul or ResetBanBot.

Or, considering you posted this 6 minutes after it went up, you.

Yea it’s not me, I was gonna register as stufte and pretend to be a boomer developer :trumps

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« Reply #39036 on: August 23, 2019, 03:41:43 PM »
Senior forums was actually funny on its own, the last thing it needs is you dipshits posting there. Please stop.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39037 on: August 23, 2019, 03:43:14 PM »
yeah that's some weak shit
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39038 on: August 23, 2019, 03:45:23 PM »
Joining senior forum will be the only good thing about turning 60. Don't ruin it

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39039 on: August 23, 2019, 03:48:00 PM »
If I find out who is attempting to taint Senior Forums, I will immediately permaban them from The Bore. :bolo
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39040 on: August 23, 2019, 03:50:05 PM »
Spatula permed

Huh;  that's one that makes me kinda happy.   

I usually avoid talking about era members here but that guy annoyed the shit out of me.

You and blame space are such pussy ass bitches.

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« Reply #39042 on: August 23, 2019, 04:02:14 PM »
It's not even funny, so it probably was BanBot.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39043 on: August 23, 2019, 04:04:49 PM »
:thinking I dunno, doesn't seem like banbots style

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39044 on: August 23, 2019, 04:06:23 PM »
Senior forums was actually funny on its own, the last thing it needs is you dipshits posting there. Please stop.

Yeah you even upset HollyDolly. She’s been through a lot. Not cool.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39045 on: August 23, 2019, 04:51:10 PM »
It's not even funny, so it probably was BanBot.

I'm sorry , I don't mean to be disrespectful , but is this a joke...?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39046 on: August 23, 2019, 04:51:59 PM »
so this is how we get reported.

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« Reply #39047 on: August 23, 2019, 04:55:59 PM »
It's not even funny, so it probably was BanBot.

I'm sorry , I don't mean to be disrespectful , but is this a joke...?

hollydolly didn't deserve to go out like this rip

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39049 on: August 23, 2019, 05:11:32 PM »
stupid fire is gonna burn a hole in the ozone layer and all the air is gonna escape. WE GONNA DIE.

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« Reply #39050 on: August 23, 2019, 05:36:09 PM »
trolling the elderly


this IS a hate site.

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« Reply #39051 on: August 23, 2019, 05:43:12 PM »
Why did you like every single benji post or was that one of your alters?

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« Reply #39052 on: August 23, 2019, 05:47:50 PM »
to be quite honest, I'd be pretty much alright if a nation like Canada invaded the US to intervene in the worlds behalf to stop the current administration from basically ruining everything.

          Is this treason, then?
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« Reply #39053 on: August 23, 2019, 06:18:01 PM »
I love how RE writes movies

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Oh yes let's open up the final Star Wars movie of the trilogy by killing literally the only non-white woman with speaking lines in the whole bloody movie franchise to date. I'm sure that'll go down well.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-dont-get-kylo-rens-character-development.136790/post-23871284

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« Reply #39054 on: August 23, 2019, 06:27:12 PM »
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« Reply #39055 on: August 23, 2019, 07:04:00 PM »
Isn't the current president of brazil another wanna be dictator white nationalist?

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« Reply #39056 on: August 23, 2019, 07:04:07 PM »
Kit Harrington is also joining the MCU and they're doing a Ms. Marvel series.  :doge


Isn't the current president of brazil another wanna be dictator white nationalist?
He's basically an incompetent former army colonel that was always asked for his opinions on TV because he was such a fucking idiot and people could laugh.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39057 on: August 23, 2019, 07:06:37 PM »
I tried signing up for a private, members only plurality/systems forum but my account wasn't approved.  :doge

What about your other accounts?
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« Reply #39058 on: August 23, 2019, 07:07:53 PM »
Known box office draw Kit Harrington.
Probably has to look sad and pose for a green screen.

The new Iron Man maybe?
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« Reply #39059 on: August 23, 2019, 07:34:54 PM »
Disney is pulling out the big guns

https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1165028530662457344


Has she actually done anything (besides go down on a dude she was engaged to in fully view of the public/papz) since that show? :thinking