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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45300 on: September 24, 2019, 11:09:02 PM »
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On a person by person basis though, if someone gets arrested by the policd for whatever reason, they get a warrant to search his phone and they stumble across your average hentai pics on them, that person is turbo-fucked.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45301 on: September 24, 2019, 11:09:35 PM »
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On a person by person basis though, if someone gets arrested by the policd for whatever reason, they get a warrant to search his phone and they stumble across your average hentai pics on them, that person is turbo-fucked.
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Only on Canada.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45302 on: September 24, 2019, 11:16:32 PM »
should start a Twitter account for compiling ResetERA.com's legal advice

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45303 on: September 24, 2019, 11:30:49 PM »
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On a person by person basis though, if someone gets arrested by the policd for whatever reason, they get a warrant to search his phone and they stumble across your average hentai pics on them, that person is turbo-fucked.

Coincidentally, that's also the name of the folder that the police discovered on my computer before they locked me up forever.  :idont

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45304 on: September 25, 2019, 12:28:29 AM »
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Editor’s Note - 5:25pm:

This story, part of our regular coverage of the intersection of sex and games, originally included screenshots from several porn parodies with a note that they were Not Safe For Work. We’ve since removed those images. While the intent of this article was to provide a snapshot of the kind of gaming and geek porn that’s out there now, it’s clear in retrospect that, in terms of the images and the analysis you expect from us, we made a mistake. Readers are understandably uncomfortable about these kinds of depictions of characters who are often depicted as or thought of as teenagers. I am, too and apologize. We can do better, and we will. - Stephen Totilo, Editor-in-Chief

WE CAN DO BETTER
If a professional writer submitted this garbage to me I would fire their arse. At the very least, a journalist should be able to correctly use punctuation.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45305 on: September 25, 2019, 12:28:40 AM »
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Less explicitly blamed, but still heavily implied, is the movement of crowdfunded games such as Shenmue III to the Epic Games store. In the post, Sauropod said these moves "contributed to an erosion of the overall community confidence in crowdfunded games, and for many people in a reticence to back, or even look at, new and ongoing campaigns."

Bronson Lee isn't going to like this!  :brain

https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2019-09-24-sauropod-studio-closes-laying-off-around-20


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45306 on: September 25, 2019, 12:41:43 AM »
Speaking of people no one gives a shit about look at this attention whoring that not a single person responded too

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people who travel are the worst. EXCUSE ME I HAVE SOMEWHERE VERY IMPORTANT TO BE IT REQUIRES AIR TRAVEL. get over it.
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I'm going on V A C A T I O N

going where?

traveling by plane. gonna relax real far from home.

damn that is sick. take the baby.
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people, traveling by plane: I'm very important, allow me to travel long distances because i require to! the rules should only apply to me arbitrarily.
me, an impartial observer: shut the fuck up you don't need to go where you're going. stay in your house dude.
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you should need a doctor's note to be anywhere near an airplane.

If you want attention on era blamey you need to “pretend” to die... again.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45307 on: September 25, 2019, 12:43:25 AM »
It's pathetic how badly fat4all wants to cultivate a "persona" for himself.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45308 on: September 25, 2019, 12:43:29 AM »
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Editor’s Note - 5:25pm:

This story, part of our regular coverage of the intersection of sex and games, originally included screenshots from several porn parodies with a note that they were Not Safe For Work. We’ve since removed those images. While the intent of this article was to provide a snapshot of the kind of gaming and geek porn that’s out there now, it’s clear in retrospect that, in terms of the images and the analysis you expect from us, we made a mistake. Readers are understandably uncomfortable about these kinds of depictions of characters who are often depicted as or thought of as teenagers. I am, too and apologize. We can do better, and we will. - Stephen Totilo, Editor-in-Chief

WE CAN DO BETTER
:lol :lol :lol :lol
It's pathetic how badly fat4all wants to cultivate a "persona" for himself.
Look at me ! HAHA! I'm a funny dog on the internet!! Ha ha!! No one has done this bit before!!

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45309 on: September 25, 2019, 01:08:43 AM »
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A little man delivers a message to the wife of his boss and becomes a wide-eyed participant in the celebrated Tijuana pastime of cuckoldry.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45310 on: September 25, 2019, 02:17:51 AM »
something about the page number just looks fat idk



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45311 on: September 25, 2019, 03:34:42 AM »
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That story admits that some of the stuff in the transcript is yikes too. Is careful to frame it as legal... But as yikes.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pelosi-announces-formal-impeachment-inquiry-into-president-trump.142962/post-24840527
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45312 on: September 25, 2019, 03:44:02 AM »
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I thought about that before going to bed, it gives Biden an out when/if Warren bruises him in the polls. "Oh, as a focal point of the impeachement inquiry I feel it is the more responsible thing to put country over personal ambition and not run for President, so everything from our side is 100% above board, unlike the criminal in chief." Or something. Word it to make sure you make yourself look clean as possible and self-sacrificing instead of a loser. Might even boost his cred with voters, is a great story for the stupid media circus and help him really push people to the polls for the eventual nominee.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45313 on: September 25, 2019, 04:05:40 AM »
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“The movie makes statements about a lack of love, childhood trauma, lack of compassion in the world,” Phillips said. “I think people can handle that message.”
oh warner bros, you know not who you are dealing with

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45314 on: September 25, 2019, 04:21:28 AM »
sorry, but this is canon Benji
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let me take a wild guess and a family member and not a date took this pic.

There is not one thread on Senior Forums scared about The Joker. I think we all know who needs to go into a home now.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45315 on: September 25, 2019, 05:00:13 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/142998/

Last of Us 2 is already cancelled before it's even out. 8)

Why the fuck are they killing off characters for dramatic effect in my bleak post apocalyptic story?!

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45316 on: September 25, 2019, 05:32:16 AM »
Luckily the first one didn't do that either.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45317 on: September 25, 2019, 05:42:02 AM »
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Why do you quote me and attempt to talk to me like a pretentious dumb fuck? Do you have zero social skills? If you felt like you had nothing to gain from my post, why respond? You're trying to piggyback on a discussion that was concluded some time ago. If you paid attention, you could see that I and the posters I disagreed with decided to agree to disagree. The exchange between me and numerous others ended, but for some reason you've taken it upon yourself to resurrect it and make it seem like I was hassling them. I essentially said that what they were doing was presenting speculation as fact, and judging a game and studio based upon a game they had not played. No more, no less.
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« Reply #45318 on: September 25, 2019, 05:44:21 AM »
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This is not a "TV tropes" thing, I've been debating this issue with people for many years and I'm pretty damn sick of Straights trying to straightsplain why this isn't a problem. There's always an excuse, there's always some reason why this piece of media doesn't count. Except none of them ever count.

bingo.

tired of seeing dead and unhappy lesbians / wlw relationships. If there were a plethora of stories about queer women without tragedy striking, whatever. But this is like 99% of them. I'm just tired and bored. Be more creative and do better. don't reply to this if you're a straight guy coming to tell me why i'm wrong, please.

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« Reply #45319 on: September 25, 2019, 05:55:06 AM »
A-fucking-men. After the shit Druckman had Ellie endure in the first game (not to mention killing a queer girl of color), anything other than Ellie having a positive relationship with another woman and both of them living in the end is unacceptable.

If Druckman is a good ally at all, he is not going to pull this shit.

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« Reply #45320 on: September 25, 2019, 05:58:49 AM »
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This is not a "TV tropes" thing, I've been debating this issue with people for many years and I'm pretty damn sick of Straights trying to straightsplain why this isn't a problem. There's always an excuse, there's always some reason why this piece of media doesn't count. Except none of them ever count.

bingo.

tired of seeing dead and unhappy lesbians / wlw relationships. If there were a plethora of stories about queer women without tragedy striking, whatever. But this is like 99% of them. I'm just tired and bored. Be more creative and do better. don't reply to this if you're a straight guy coming to tell me why i'm wrong, please.
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I know i make no sense, but please don't bother telling me how i'm wrong.

Very good debate tactic, however i'm gonna go out and suck a dick just to prove them wrong!

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« Reply #45321 on: September 25, 2019, 06:07:06 AM »
Quote from: BDS
This is not a "TV tropes" thing, I've been debating this issue with people for many years and I'm pretty damn sick of Straights trying to straightsplain why this isn't a problem. There's always an excuse, there's always some reason why this piece of media doesn't count. Except none of them ever count.

bingo.

tired of seeing dead and unhappy lesbians / wlw relationships. If there were a plethora of stories about queer women without tragedy striking, whatever. But this is like 99% of them. I'm just tired and bored. Be more creative and do better. don't reply to this if you're a straight guy coming to tell me why i'm wrong, please.
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Oh no. People dying in a post-apocalyptic game. Say it ain't so

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45322 on: September 25, 2019, 06:14:52 AM »
99% of media on hetro relationships are basically GF/Wife hostage, killed, cheated on please save, revenge.

Just go play dating games or the sims and create your own shit.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45323 on: September 25, 2019, 06:19:38 AM »
thanks for all the straightsplanations you homos

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45324 on: September 25, 2019, 06:23:39 AM »
thanks for all the straightsplanations you homos

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tvtropes-and-it%E2%80%99s-affect-on-gaming-storytelling-tlou2-trailer-spoilers.142998/page-3#post-24839623

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See the problem is that even if ND are pulling the ol', "Fooled 'ya!" misdirection trick, they're doing it on the backs of an already marginalized group.

That's incredibly tone deaf no matter how the game actually plays out.

All we have is the trailer and in the trailer they iced the queer character. Again.

ND saying, "Just kidding, folks!" doesn't change the fact that they still led an audience along with a tired-ass toxic trope.

Poor form, imo.

 :neo

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tvtropes-and-it%E2%80%99s-affect-on-gaming-storytelling-tlou2-trailer-spoilers.142998/page-8#post-24847295
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There are 4 gay characters that we've been introduced to in The Last of Us series.
Ellie, Riley, Bill and Dina.

Riley is dead.
Bill has a dead partner and is all alone.
Ellie has a dead girlfriend
and now potentially a second dead girlfriend.

Even if you don't care for the bury your gays trope its really boring and its annoying and disheartening to see them use it for all of their gay characters.

Imagine being so caught in the LGBT stuff that you forget they killed two black brothers.

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT (even if their last release were two women of color having the lead in an Uncharted game)
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45325 on: September 25, 2019, 06:24:30 AM »
thanks for all the straightsplanations you homos

you take that back you whore

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45326 on: September 25, 2019, 06:27:05 AM »
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The reason it's written down in TVTropes is because it keeps happening to begin with.

:science
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45327 on: September 25, 2019, 06:28:36 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-posted-an-article-with-animated-child-porn-nsfw.142926/post-24845885
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So Kotaku is promoting pedophilia now?
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Is Kotaku banned yet? CP is fucking disgusting. No excuses.
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Anyone else just taken aback that a journalist would publish the fact they watched child porn as an article? Could there be like, legal consequences of this?
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If only I think all of this is another example of how normalized child porn imaginery (or straight child porn) is normalized, where an article that should be about denouncing falls victim of that normalization.
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Games journalism continues to be a dumpster fire, why the hell is reviewing porn even on a gaming website. Whoever wrote the article deserves to have a nice visit from the feds
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I shared this with my site's group chat and we're all kind of in stupefied awe here.

To all aspiring game bloggers out there, take it from a small-time game journalist: apply common sense at all times, especially regarding child porn.
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I wonder what floats around their office when shit like this is normalized enough for the editor to casually ok.
Kotaku writers visit Ed Boon's rape and murder dungeons confirmed.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45328 on: September 25, 2019, 06:31:56 AM »
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Also why would it suddenly be OK if it turned out this was all a misdirection? Honestly if it were a misdirection then I think that, morally, it would be somewhat worse. At the very least if the story is as the trailer portrays then Naughty Dog will have used the suffering of queer folk as the basis of some creative worth instead of just using it as a cynical marketing tool to sell pre-orders.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tvtropes-and-it%E2%80%99s-affect-on-gaming-storytelling-tlou2-trailer-spoilers.142998/post-24847117
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« Reply #45329 on: September 25, 2019, 06:36:01 AM »
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There are 4 gay characters that we've been introduced to in The Last of Us series.
Ellie, Riley, Bill and Dina.

Riley is dead.
Bill has a dead partner and is all alone.
Ellie has a dead girlfriend
and now potentially a second dead girlfriend.

Even if you don't care for the bury your gays trope its really boring and its annoying and disheartening to see them use it for all of their gay characters.

Imagine being so caught in the LGBT stuff that you forget they killed two black brothers.

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT (even if their last release were two women of color having the lead in an Uncharted game)

I'd like to know who exactly in TLOU is in a happy and fulfilling romantic relationship.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45330 on: September 25, 2019, 06:39:13 AM »
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Also why would it suddenly be OK if it turned out this was all a misdirection? Honestly if it were a misdirection then I think that, morally, it would be somewhat worse. At the very least if the story is as the trailer portrays then Naughty Dog will have used the suffering of queer folk as the basis of some creative worth instead of just using it as a cynical marketing tool to sell pre-orders.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tvtropes-and-it%E2%80%99s-affect-on-gaming-storytelling-tlou2-trailer-spoilers.142998/post-24847117
And imagine if the assumed misdirection was also a misdirection! My god, the incel monsters at Naughty Dog need to be stopped.

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« Reply #45331 on: September 25, 2019, 06:41:27 AM »
There goes the brands again !

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tvtropes-and-it%E2%80%99s-affect-on-gaming-storytelling-tlou2-trailer-spoilers.142998/post-24847117

That Polygon article is a masterpiece.

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(Weirdly enough, Psyop has developed a sincere visual novel, Camp W, which I haven’t played, but has good reviews on Steam and was acclaimed by media.)
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« Reply #45332 on: September 25, 2019, 06:53:30 AM »
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Schreier is the only one on there doing anything remotely resembling journalism. The rest of them treat the site like a glorified Tumblr site for animu, repeated Sims posts, snack ‘reviews’, clumsily expressed political views, and headlines that look like text messages not news.

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I dunno why Schreier want to associate with such filth. I'd nope the fuck out of there and disavow the site.

Deplatform the platform.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/did-kotaku-just-post-an-article-with-animated-child-porn-nsfw.142926/post-24846627
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45333 on: September 25, 2019, 06:56:09 AM »
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There are 4 gay characters that we've been introduced to in The Last of Us series.
Ellie, Riley, Bill and Dina.

Riley is dead.
Bill has a dead partner and is all alone.
Ellie has a dead girlfriend
and now potentially a second dead girlfriend.

Even if you don't care for the bury your gays trope its really boring and its annoying and disheartening to see them use it for all of their gay characters.

Imagine being so caught in the LGBT stuff that you forget they killed two black brothers.

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT (even if their last release were two women of color having the lead in an Uncharted game)

I'd like to know who exactly in TLOU is in a happy and fulfilling romantic relationship.
Tommy and his wife.
Both straight and white, for some reason.   ::)

EDIT: Unless Joel cucks him in LoU2.

Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45334 on: September 25, 2019, 07:01:00 AM »
you know everyone of the characters in TLOU voted for Trump so fuck them, they got what they deserved.

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« Reply #45335 on: September 25, 2019, 07:01:13 AM »
I only engage with fiction that has clear cut good guys and bad guys like G.I. Joe and Transformers.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45336 on: September 25, 2019, 07:03:21 AM »
Do you guys think this will be a huge blow to the opening weekend numbers? I am legit terrified to go to the big blockbuster premiers anymore.
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I am consistently in places of potential danger due to the violent/gun enthusiast nation I live in.

When I went to Anime Expo the past two years I thought of that and every day in school I find myself thinking what if.
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I really hope they don't pull this from theaters before next Friday.
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Shouldn't they be telling people not to go to the movies period?
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I almost feel the same way. Just unnecessary risk to attend large public gatherings anymore. Going to wait for that blu ray release.
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I want to see the film, but gonna stay away from the theaters for at least the first week or two. Such is the state of things.
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If something does end up happening it's safe to assume we won't be seeing Joker as a character in the big screen until the US gets their shit together.
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Being totally serious here: I have second-hand PTSD from the aurora incident and sometimes I get really unreasonably nervous at theaters.
I get this in fucking Vancouver BC.

It's a crazy fucking world, so this shit could happen anywhere, but I can't imagine how much worse this feeling would be if I lived in the States. I visited Seattle shortly after one of the many shootings somewhere in the States and felt a true sense of unease and dread like something was going to happen while I was down there. Sad to feel so damn unsafe just being out in public.

Almost every time I watch a movie in theaters now the thought at least crosses my mind.

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« Reply #45337 on: September 25, 2019, 07:09:56 AM »
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Stupid question, if there's a credible threat and there's specific chatter, any reason they can't find the fucker/s who are thinking about doing shit?

Occam's razor say : LIHOP.  :hans1

https://www.resetera.com/threads/u-s-military-issues-warning-to-troops-about-incel-violence-at-joker-screenings-see-staff-post-for-discussion-guidelines.142972/post-24845914
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45338 on: September 25, 2019, 07:11:24 AM »
they know exactly what they're doing, ACAB


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« Reply #45340 on: September 25, 2019, 07:19:17 AM »
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#281
Being totally serious here: I have second-hand PTSD from the aurora incident and sometimes I get really unreasonably nervous at theaters.

I went to see Ad Astra the other day and this guy next to me was acting so odd. He had a backpack on his lap and his hand inside it the entire time. I could barely focus on the film because my mind and heart were racing.

All this stuff about Joker is starting to scare me. I have 7pm Dolby tickets for that Thursday.

 :doge Sure he's the one acting weird.

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It is almost as if the Joker has outgrown America.

A movie about mental illness is dangerous. Guns are alright though.

Ban Mental Illness you cowards.

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« Reply #45341 on: September 25, 2019, 07:25:02 AM »
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So is this another event where trump gets away with a crime and the democrats clutch their pearls and do nothing?

or is this FINALLY the start of the end of trumps crimes against humanity?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-complete-fully-declassified-and-unredacted-transcript-of-ukraine-phone-call-to-be-released-tomorrow.142923/post-24823579
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« Reply #45342 on: September 25, 2019, 07:30:24 AM »
Fuck I love living in a country where I don't have to worry about being shot because I chose to see a comic book movie on opening weekend.
Spud

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« Reply #45343 on: September 25, 2019, 07:31:51 AM »
The Democrats are going to give Trump day one tickets to go see Joker in Texas.

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« Reply #45344 on: September 25, 2019, 07:41:49 AM »
Don’t fret, while watching the joker for a couple hours will push people to commit acts of extreme violence and depravity, early next year the last of us 2 comes out and the interactive, extreme gore and violence players can perform repeatedly for days on end will make troubled folks think twice about such things and will in no way normalize their aberrant behavior.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45345 on: September 25, 2019, 07:50:50 AM »
A-fucking-men. After the shit Druckman had Ellie endure in the first game (not to mention killing a queer girl of color), anything other than Ellie having a positive relationship with another woman and both of them living in the end is unacceptable.

If Druckman is a good ally at all, he is not going to pull this shit.

I refuse to see this as an actual LGBT problem. This is some shipping level bullshit where people get mad when their favorite characters don't hook up.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45346 on: September 25, 2019, 07:55:11 AM »
A-fucking-men. After the shit Druckman had Ellie endure in the first game (not to mention killing a queer girl of color), anything other than Ellie having a positive relationship with another woman and both of them living in the end is unacceptable.

If Druckman is a good ally at all, he is not going to pull this shit.

I refuse to see this as an actual LGBT problem. This is some shipping level bullshit where people get mad when their favorite characters don't hook up.
pretty much. i also don't get the whining about "misdirection"; are hordes of alt-right incels rushing to preorder the game because a lesbian dies in the trailer?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45347 on: September 25, 2019, 07:56:38 AM »
that's the kind of alt-right Straightsplanation that holds back LGBTQIA+ rights by having Elsa prevented from making love with Anna in Frozen 2 or whatever that whole thing is, what do I look like a Kotaku writer?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45348 on: September 25, 2019, 08:00:08 AM »
We want inclusion
We want inclusion

Ellie is lesbian and partner is killed

We don't want that
We don't want that


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45349 on: September 25, 2019, 08:03:29 AM »
it'd be even more offensive if they did a happy ending considering our actual reality that is living in the Trump/Joker hellworld where if you don't get shot immediately if you step outside you'll literally burn to death within a decade thanks to incels like Bolsonaro and Duterte that the world refuses to do anything about

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45350 on: September 25, 2019, 08:05:09 AM »
We want inclusion
We want inclusion

Ellie is lesbian and partner is killed

We don't want that
We don't want that



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45351 on: September 25, 2019, 08:05:43 AM »
Spud

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45352 on: September 25, 2019, 08:11:04 AM »
lmao that reporter barely has half as many followers as @BenjiSales, the fastest growing independent sales analysis network on the internet based on proprietary metrics that are not shared on ResetERA.com

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45354 on: September 25, 2019, 08:15:01 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/poll-which-game-will-be-goty-2020-why.143080/
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Era,

2020 is almost upon us and brings with it the dawn of a new generation. We already know Halo Infinite is confirmed for Xbox Scarlett and probably Horizon 2 & Ghosts of Tsushima for Sony.

H1 2020 is proving to be even crazier with TLOU2, Ori 2, Cyberpunk, SE's Avengers, FFVII Remake, Minecraft Dungeons, Animal Crossing, Nioh 2, Rainbow Six Quarantine all just in H1.

Then, there are the dark horses : Diablo 4, Zelda: BOTW2, Starfield or BGAE2 . I expect atleast 2 of these in 2020 or early 2021.

So, which game do you think will win THE GOTY 2020?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45355 on: September 25, 2019, 08:17:38 AM »
Yeah can just imagine the comments of objectification and sexualization of lesbians if the end scene of TLOU2 is Ellie getting finger blasted by her lover.

The mostly male posters in the no  sexy women allowed thread would explode, not in their pants either.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45356 on: September 25, 2019, 08:18:00 AM »
Didn't read the article because yikes but like there's probably some good point hidden somewhere behind all this child porn - like, focus on consenting adults with chemistry instead of... the very stuff in the article. But don't actually show the child porn like yikes what the fuck.
:hmm

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45357 on: September 25, 2019, 08:19:14 AM »
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Didn't read the article because yikes but like there's probably some good point hidden somewhere behind all this child porn
newsfeed

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45358 on: September 25, 2019, 08:21:04 AM »
The Simpsons already did Resetera sweeping paedophilia under the rug


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45359 on: September 25, 2019, 08:23:30 AM »
That Des Moines register thing is lol