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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45600 on: September 26, 2019, 09:02:57 AM »
I waited tables at Golden Corral.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45601 on: September 26, 2019, 09:04:11 AM »
Hideo finishing a game quickly just to be petty :science


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« Reply #45602 on: September 26, 2019, 09:17:17 AM »
Yeah, wow, what a historic day.

To be here, writing the first draft of history with you fine people, is to be lifted into heaven.

The Last of Us 2 is going to sukk shit quote me bitches

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45603 on: September 26, 2019, 09:21:18 AM »
Yeah, wow, what a historic day.

To be here, writing the first draft of history with you fine people, is to be lifted into heaven.

The Last of Us 2 is going to sukk shit quote me bitches

Quoted but even if it's good you'll die on this hill as your a petty lil bitch :D

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45604 on: September 26, 2019, 09:22:48 AM »
the first one sucked too, not much of a prediction

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45605 on: September 26, 2019, 09:26:37 AM »
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Today has been crazy


Death Stranding went gold
The Last of Us 2 footage in 2 hours
And now Whistlers on Trump
https://www.resetera.com/threads/house-intelligence-committee-has-released-the-declassified-whistleblower-complaint-regarding-trump%E2%80%99s-phone-call.143313/post-24884623
One of these things is not like the others....
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45606 on: September 26, 2019, 09:31:08 AM »
the first one sucked too, not much of a prediction

Eh, it was a solid 7/10 game that was overrated due to fanboys and a comic book movie quality story,

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45607 on: September 26, 2019, 09:31:55 AM »
I waited tables at Golden Corral.

Stay safe.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45608 on: September 26, 2019, 09:32:52 AM »
Quote from: thuway
Today has been crazy


Death Stranding went gold
The Last of Us 2 footage in 2 hours
And now Whistlers on Trump
https://www.resetera.com/threads/house-intelligence-committee-has-released-the-declassified-whistleblower-complaint-regarding-trump%E2%80%99s-phone-call.143313/post-24884623
One of these things is not like the others....

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« Reply #45609 on: September 26, 2019, 09:33:08 AM »
I was trying to pick a post out of this thread, but couldn't decide which one best represented modern NaziGAF.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/is-ellie-from-%E2%80%9Cthe-last-of-us-part-ii%E2%80%9D-on-steroids.1503952/

Cool forum.
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« Reply #45610 on: September 26, 2019, 09:36:23 AM »
I was trying to pick a post out of this thread, but couldn't decide which one best represented modern NaziGAF.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/is-ellie-from-%E2%80%9Cthe-last-of-us-part-ii%E2%80%9D-on-steroids.1503952/

Cool forum.

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« Reply #45611 on: September 26, 2019, 09:42:43 AM »
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Y’all need to take it easy on some of this stuff. 8 pages bitching about this is getting close to reset era type obsession


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« Reply #45612 on: September 26, 2019, 09:51:39 AM »
Yeah, wow, what a historic day.

The beginning of the end of Donald Trump, finally, after 2 and a 3/4ths years of screeching!

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« Reply #45613 on: September 26, 2019, 09:52:25 AM »
Everything starts small.

Fridays for Future started with a few thousand attendees, today we have almost regularly schedules demonstrations all over the globe with millions of people participating.

Sure its definitely not on the same scale as climate change, but issues will always persist and its on us to try to change them for the better.
What are they talking about? A planned protest of changes in FIFA matchmaking. :doge

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« Reply #45614 on: September 26, 2019, 09:55:29 AM »
I waited tables at Golden Corral.

In some states you're allowed to file for disability pay due to PTSD. I'd look into it.


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« Reply #45615 on: September 26, 2019, 10:00:34 AM »
I was trying to pick a post out of this thread, but couldn't decide which one best represented modern NaziGAF.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/is-ellie-from-%E2%80%9Cthe-last-of-us-part-ii%E2%80%9D-on-steroids.1503952/

Cool forum.



No one told me there would be femenals delts in the game.

Also, i heard that in addition to moving dumpsters around and one time getting to move a piano, you get to push a '99 Honda civic to climb a walk.  Joy!
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« Reply #45616 on: September 26, 2019, 10:02:30 AM »
I just used to deal drugs, you fucking nerds.

I did both.  Russian hockey players who couldn't speak English worth a damn and they wanted to get high.

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« Reply #45617 on: September 26, 2019, 10:03:23 AM »
I waited tables at Golden Corral.

In some states you're allowed to file for disability pay due to PTSD. I'd look into it.

What about second hand PTSD. You know, where someone told you a distressing story that happened to them once (that may or may not be true) and because you're a complete fucking basement dwelling shut in, you developed PTSD vicariously.
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« Reply #45618 on: September 26, 2019, 10:03:26 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/todd-phillips-on-joker-fears-what’s-outstanding-to-me-is-how-easily-the-far-left-can-sound-like-the-far-right-when-it-suits-their-agenda.143326/

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« Reply #45619 on: September 26, 2019, 10:07:04 AM »
:drudge Fun Thead Alert :drudge
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« Reply #45620 on: September 26, 2019, 10:10:48 AM »
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Man fuck this movie. I’d rather not risk being shot by some psychotic incel so I’ll just watch it on blu ray.
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« Reply #45621 on: September 26, 2019, 10:24:05 AM »
the first one sucked too, not much of a prediction



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« Reply #45622 on: September 26, 2019, 10:26:35 AM »
I waited tables at Golden Corral.

In some states you're allowed to file for disability pay due to PTSD. I'd look into it.

It wasn't really that bad, back in the '90s in small-town Mississippi you didn't have nearly the nightmares you'd find today in larger markets.  The worst was working on Sunday, church groups never tipped.

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« Reply #45623 on: September 26, 2019, 10:28:41 AM »
I used to pee my pants and one time I opened a squirrel to see what thinking parts looked like.

That’s just a Friday night around here

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« Reply #45624 on: September 26, 2019, 10:30:01 AM »
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Name one leftist person that was part of this outrage, it was just a bunch of libs.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45625 on: September 26, 2019, 10:32:33 AM »
I was trying to pick a post out of this thread, but couldn't decide which one best represented modern NaziGAF.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/is-ellie-from-%E2%80%9Cthe-last-of-us-part-ii%E2%80%9D-on-steroids.1503952/

Cool forum.

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No one told me there would be femenals delts in the game.

Also, i heard that in addition to moving dumpsters around and one time getting to move a piano, you get to push a '99 Honda civic to climb a walk.  Joy!

Shame that Beal is a (cis)female.

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« Reply #45626 on: September 26, 2019, 10:37:34 AM »
Remember reset are also super scared of spoilers as well.

Must be tough deciding to risk being shot or risk being spoiled.

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« Reply #45627 on: September 26, 2019, 10:38:39 AM »
the first one sucked too, not much of a prediction

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 :miyamoto

I've always thought the idea of relying on Video Game reviewers for an informed opinion about Video Games is pretty fraught. I mean, Bioshock Infinite got a 94% on metacritic for god's sake. The Last of Us is stuffed with thoughtful characters and atmospheric music and innovative combat systems that are hampered by bad writing and repetitive puzzles and unnecessary combat sequences. It's a mediocre later seasons episode of The Walking Dead but sometimes you have to drag a teenager who can't swim around on a pallet.

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« Reply #45628 on: September 26, 2019, 10:41:16 AM »
Remember reset are also super scared of spoilers as well.

Must be tough deciding to risk being shot or risk being spoiled.

Gunshot wounds heal but spoilers can never be unseen.

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« Reply #45629 on: September 26, 2019, 10:50:21 AM »
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What even is the far left? Are anarchists still a thing in the year 2019? And if they are, are they really preoccupied with a fucking super hero movie?

Three days ago:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/black-bloc-anarchists-hijack-climate-march-on-day-of-violent-protests-in-paris.142620/

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« Reply #45630 on: September 26, 2019, 10:57:47 AM »
I've always thought the idea of relying on Video Game reviewers for an informed opinion about Video Games is pretty fraught. I mean, Bioshock Infinite got a 94% on metacritic for god's sake. The Last of Us is stuffed with thoughtful characters and atmospheric music and innovative combat systems that are hampered by bad writing and repetitive puzzles and unnecessary combat sequences. It's a mediocre later seasons episode of The Walking Dead but sometimes you have to drag a teenager who can't swim around on a pallet.
I only watched season 1 of WD, and already that one was worse than Last of Us.
Not that i think of Last of Us as a masterpiece of writing, outside of the realm of videogames, it'd be pretty mediocre, but still, it has its moments.

Its biggest flaw for me, is in betraying the promise of giving nuance to the world and its inhabitants (outside of the very central cast).
Enemies are all faceless goons that want nothing but to murder you, or cartoonish evil creeps (David) with little to no depth.

It would've been interesting to have encounters with people who didn't want to immediately open your skull on sight, during actual gameplay.


The gameplay itself though is fun and fluid, simple, but that's a function of not wanting to constantly halt the narrative, and keep the beats coming.

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« Reply #45631 on: September 26, 2019, 11:01:41 AM »
Uncle

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« Reply #45632 on: September 26, 2019, 11:08:25 AM »
I was trying to pick a post out of this thread, but couldn't decide which one best represented modern NaziGAF.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/is-ellie-from-%E2%80%9Cthe-last-of-us-part-ii%E2%80%9D-on-steroids.1503952/

Cool forum.

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« Reply #45633 on: September 26, 2019, 11:20:50 AM »
I've always thought the idea of relying on Video Game reviewers for an informed opinion about Video Games is pretty fraught. I mean, Bioshock Infinite got a 94% on metacritic for god's sake. The Last of Us is stuffed with thoughtful characters and atmospheric music and innovative combat systems that are hampered by bad writing and repetitive puzzles and unnecessary combat sequences. It's a mediocre later seasons episode of The Walking Dead but sometimes you have to drag a teenager who can't swim around on a pallet.
I only watched season 1 of WD, and already that one was worse than Last of Us.
Not that i think of Last of Us as a masterpiece of writing, outside of the realm of videogames, it'd be pretty mediocre, but still, it has its moments.

Its biggest flaw for me, is in betraying the promise of giving nuance to the world and its inhabitants (outside of the very central cast).
Enemies are all faceless goons that want nothing but to murder you, or cartoonish evil creeps (David) with little to no depth.

It would've been interesting to have encounters with people who didn't want to immediately open your skull on sight, during actual gameplay.


The gameplay itself though is fun and fluid, simple, but that's a function of not wanting to constantly halt the narrative, and keep the beats coming.

The best part of the game was Joel, a complete failure of a man from top to bottom, seeing his brother actually doing positive things for the world after the apocalypse. Just the complete opposite of what Joel had become when faced with adversity. That was the only bit in the writing that felt at all interesting to me, they should have explored THAT a bit more.

Anyway, I'm sure TLOU2 is going to be just a trite and will have just as many improperly placed puzzle sequences to distract you from the inept AI.

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« Reply #45634 on: September 26, 2019, 11:24:22 AM »
naughty dog haven't made a single game that isn't braindead on rails trash since they peaked with way of the warrior.

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« Reply #45635 on: September 26, 2019, 11:25:26 AM »
fact check: crash team racing was p good

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« Reply #45636 on: September 26, 2019, 11:28:00 AM »
Y’all hating on The Last of Us  :camby

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« Reply #45637 on: September 26, 2019, 11:33:23 AM »
fact check: crash team racing was p good

somewhere between snowboard kids and super bombad racing.

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« Reply #45638 on: September 26, 2019, 11:37:15 AM »
Y’all hating on The Last of Us  :camby

It's not that it's bad (some parts of it are actually bad) it's just not very good and wastes a lot of fun combat systems on poorly implemented combat encounters with bad AI.

Also the story is completely mediocre, it's telling that the very best parts of it are the little interspersed sequences with neither combat nor plot when seasons are transitioning and Joel and Ellie are just walking and talking in the wilderness. Video Game developers are afraid to have too many of these because they assume players are more interested in throwing bricks at mushrooms tho.

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« Reply #45639 on: September 26, 2019, 11:48:38 AM »
the hardest difficulty setting pissed me off in the remaster, dudes would just fucking charge you and one bang you with a shotgun it was like oh get fucked.

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« Reply #45640 on: September 26, 2019, 11:59:00 AM »
TBF, very few games have good enemy AI.  I’m not defending it as the greatest or anything, but I had fun playing TLOU, and felt the storytelling was well-acted and kept me generally well-engaged despite being fairly standard for zombie fare.  It probably also helped that I don’t play Naughty Dog games on anything past their “normal” difficulties, as they are too attached to making enemies bullet sponges in their combat designs.

Sometimes the comfy, trope-y game is just that: comfy, for those that enjoyed it.

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« Reply #45641 on: September 26, 2019, 12:39:09 PM »
Y’all hating on The Last of Us  :camby

It's not that it's bad (some parts of it are actually bad) it's just not very good and wastes a lot of fun combat systems on poorly implemented combat encounters with bad AI.

Also the story is completely mediocre, it's telling that the very best parts of it are the little interspersed sequences with neither combat nor plot when seasons are transitioning and Joel and Ellie are just walking and talking in the wilderness. Video Game developers are afraid to have too many of these because they assume players are more interested in throwing bricks at mushrooms tho.

https://streamable.com/6seby

okay. That was a minor fight in the hardest difficulty.

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« Reply #45642 on: September 26, 2019, 12:43:21 PM »
thrilling gameplay :snore

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« Reply #45643 on: September 26, 2019, 12:51:18 PM »
genuinely looked like any other cover shooter where the game automatically does the only mechanically demanding part of it for you. a dull, trudging formality.

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« Reply #45644 on: September 26, 2019, 12:52:03 PM »
Last of Us was a very good game, definitely overrated and a story done plenty of times before but the execution of it was well done IMO. Joel and Ellie are good characters and looking forward to getting back in that world to see what comes next.

The frothing at the mouth like it’s the greatest thing to grace humanity at any point in our existence is eye rolling though for sure.

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« Reply #45645 on: September 26, 2019, 12:54:04 PM »
genuinely looked like any other cover shooter where the game automatically does the only mechanically demanding part of it for you. a dull, trudging formality.

Combat is pretty fun in the first game. You can stealth your way through sections to take out enemies or go guns blazing. Far from on rails.

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« Reply #45646 on: September 26, 2019, 12:54:30 PM »
I liked Last of Us' story, and the environment it took place in.  But like all other ND games, it played like shit and had brain-dead AI that would either break completely or fuck you over if you tried to approach situations in any way other than the scripted manner the devs intended. 

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« Reply #45647 on: September 26, 2019, 01:01:06 PM »
In that streamable link a few posts up it shows Ellie attacking while you control Joel. Maybe I'm misremembering it with Bioshock Infinite, but I thought the buddy AI doesn't attack and doesn't trigger a response from the enemies?

On a side note, if I replayed TLoU today I would for sure upgrade aiming as the first priority. I was wondering if I was just bad after using a mouse before going to the controller. That wasn't the case. My aiming got a whole hell of a lot better once I upgraded that ability.

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« Reply #45648 on: September 26, 2019, 01:04:35 PM »
The sheer amount of shoot em up sequences sandbag TLOU  harder than anything else. It's hard to give a shit when so much of the internal logic is suspended so you can blow dozens of dudes the fuck out.

When the entire game is about escorting a child and the difficult relationship formed with that child, the fact that the child is both a hundred percent invulnerable and requires no care or concern on the part of the player is pretty damning as far as the amount of trust naughty dog put in the player and what types of storytelling can actually be achieved in big budget games.

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« Reply #45649 on: September 26, 2019, 01:07:50 PM »
I thought gameplay in the last of us was by far the worst part.

It’s a stealth game with really simplified stealth that is far worse than the best stealth games and it’s a shoot shoot bang bang game with gunplay far worse than the best.

MGS 5 and 4 both do the stealth and gunplay better, as does that Splinter Cell Blacklist.

And the rest of the game is really dumb puzzles.

The best parts of the game are where you are just walking around and Joel and Ellie are talking... this is pretty consistent with all naughty dog games since Uncharted.

The only part of the game I genuinely enjoyed was playing as Ellie in the snow. It’s really the only part where the game play and atmosphere both hit right.

Edit: I guess I also like the beginning sequence.


The only things it consistently does well with are:
- world building
- high production values
- better than average story (for a video game)
- protagonist is interesting (for a video game)
- moral ambiguity is unusual (for a video game)

Edit: I will concede hating this game somewhat more than it deserves because of endless fanboys talking about how it had the best gameplay ever when the gameplay is super duper mediocre.

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« Reply #45650 on: September 26, 2019, 01:10:28 PM »
Fo sho. Ellie in Winter was my favorite bit of the game.

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« Reply #45651 on: September 26, 2019, 01:15:14 PM »
the first one sucked too, not much of a prediction

Eh, it was a solid 7/10 game that was overrated due to fanboys and a comic book movie quality story,

6/10 tbh

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« Reply #45652 on: September 26, 2019, 01:17:03 PM »
Imagine a game with the pure gameplay quality and skillcap of Quake 3, the story/world building quality of deus sex, and the graphics of star citizen.

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« Reply #45653 on: September 26, 2019, 01:17:05 PM »
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Ah yes, the people chanting ''jews will not replace us'' and shooting up movie theaters are exactly the same as the people going ''well hmm, maybe you shouldnt kill other people???".

Yes, that's exactly what the far-left is. People that say you shouldn't kill other people. That's all.



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« Reply #45654 on: September 26, 2019, 01:18:07 PM »
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I don't want to derail the thread but I gotta say, as a non-binary person it's been low key exhausting to hear all these politicians and journalists using "him/her" to refer to the whistleblower

like, every single time they say it it feels like another mini erasure

https://www.resetera.com/threads/acting-dni-joseph-maguire-testifies-before-congress-amid-expected-public-release-of-whistleblower-complaint-ot-starting-at-9am-et.143299/post-24893969


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« Reply #45655 on: September 26, 2019, 01:21:37 PM »
It’s a stealth game with really simplified stealth that is far worse than the best stealth games and it’s a shoot shoot bang bang game with gunplay far worse than the best.
This is the wrong way to approach any game in my opinion.
The individual parts of a game are only to be seen as what they bring to the whole.

For example the platforming in uncharted is autopilot shit, but it works fantastic within the gunfights, for exactly that reason (and it's a problem when they focus on it, like 4 does) as it's an element of a larger system of elements.

Similarly as i said the fluid mechanics of Last of Us aren't super deep on their own, but the game is trying to move you from area to area relatively smoothly, so that the narrative doesn't completely get lost as you wait 30 minutes for the guards to do their rounds.
I'm not gonna claim it's prefect or even great, but a comparison of the individual pieces to other more "specialized" games, is misguided.

That said, i agree with the notion that making your companion completely invisible was too easy of a cop out for them, i understand why they did it (it's infuriating losing because of your stupid AI buddies) but it breaks immersion too many times.

I also think the first 30 to 40% of the game could've used A LOT of trimming, you just move from room to room to room, with little in the way of story development.
Once you leave the fat guy behind though, it picks up at a good pace, all the way to the end.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45656 on: September 26, 2019, 01:22:01 PM »
Isn’t kittens the same person who railed against gta on gaf but played hours of it?
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marrec

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45657 on: September 26, 2019, 01:24:30 PM »
Fo sho. Ellie in Winter was my favorite bit of the game.

Last I'll say about TLOU since this is wildly off topic but you're right, the best bits were the Winter bits up until Ellie suddenly becomes helpless in need of a savior in the form of Joel's fever ridden self to somehow save her. Joel should have died in that shack.

clothedmacuser

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45658 on: September 26, 2019, 01:24:53 PM »
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It’s not even the Far Left, it’s centrist liberals getting pissed at this movie.

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The "far left" as perceived by people who would actually blame the far left, doesn't even exist and is an invention of the alt right, after they rebranded themselves as alt right.

Nobody is upset by this movie!  I'm not Upset!  NO ONE HERE IS FREAKING OUT!!!!!! - Enzom in spirit.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/todd-phillips-on-joker-fears-what%E2%80%99s-outstanding-to-me-is-how-easily-the-far-left-can-sound-like-the-far-right-when-it-suits-their-agenda.143326/post-24894624
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clothedmacuser

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #45659 on: September 26, 2019, 01:29:03 PM »
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I really would love to know who these jokers(pun intended) consider the far left and where have they talked about this stupid movie?

Did Noam Chomsky tweet about this flick?
Did Assata Shakur release a manifesto about this movie?
Did AOC write a bill about this film?


You know us on the far left always calling Nazis “white scum”... lmao hearing white people make up racial slurs for white people to pretend they’ve been called that is always hilarious

https://www.resetera.com/threads/todd-phillips-on-joker-fears-what%E2%80%99s-outstanding-to-me-is-how-easily-the-far-left-can-sound-like-the-far-right-when-it-suits-their-agenda.143326/post-24895189

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