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[Tektonic]

I wish we could find a third gaming website that was so centrist it's opinions were just as outstanding and hilarious as the NeoGaf/Resetera divide.  I suppose that is like imagining the 4th dimension.  Still, a man can dream.  A man can dream.



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can i suggest : https://www.hippo-ages.com/community/index.php?whats-new/  ??

Jan 16, 2019: My bad, didn’t realize this subforum wasn’t viewable anymore as a Guest. TLDR: last month some beta I unfortunately made an Admin locked every forum, stole the database, and changed the host overnight because someone sent him real money and he didn’t know what to do.

[Tektonic]

Any alternatives for Resetera?
for those who don’t know, resetera is a gaming forum that is known for being… bad.
i want to find out if there are any alternatives for it.

1 and only reply?

neogaf

[Tektonic]

In summary - I'm here because blu-ray.com is filled with middle aged SJWs (kinda oxymoron)....resetera filled with insane fascist SJW types and run by a transgender person who bans anyone who disagrees w/ their opinions....and NeoGaf is good again but traffic a bit slow.

and the name of the site that is "here" -- IGN boards. The answer to the resetera/neogaf divide. All hail IGN!

[Ghoul]

euthanize mcu stans

That would be a redundant practice.

you mixed up euthanize and sterilize

[Ghoul]

daaaaaaaang.

[Ghoul]

euthanize mcu stans

That would be a redundant practice.

you mixed up euthanize and sterilize

Yes I did, but then I look at their eating habits.

And how they all just end up killing themselves.

That requires them to take action, we know that's too much for them to do.

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/has-anyone-ever-gone-out-thinking-they-look-like-hot-shit-at-home-but-then-see-a-photo-realize-that-they-looked-like-a-clown.149135/#post-25786086

Same here man. I thought I looked good in the mirror, then I saw my reflection before turning on my vita.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/more-like.148758/

The Last of Us? More like The Last of Arse.

Devil May Cry? More like Players May Cry.

Untitled Goose Game? More like Untitled Goose Lame.

Mega Man? More like Slightly Better than Average Man.

we have fun though

User Banned (Permanent): Transphobic Trolling; Prior Severe Ban for Trolling

I mean Id rather see threads like this than ones questions why pokemon dont have 150 genders.

User Banned (1 week): Transphobia

Hard agree.

HEY, STOP RUINING THE ERA CLASSIC THREAD

PRIOR SEVERE BAN:

User banned (2 weeks): trolling, ignoring mod post, account in junior phase

The overreaction to that AMA is honestly so corny.

[Ghoul]

Resetera clearly having their F.U.N Edition of a thread.

Also hi Ghoul they/them, point of clarity, why is saying "Hey, I don't like threads saying pokemon should have 150 genders" transphobic?

What about it attacks trans rights?

[Potato]

Hi, potato, it/that, point of personal white privilege. Attacking the 150 gender possibilities is transphobic because you're literally genociding my entire existence.

[NekoFever]

I think you mean FUCK OFF

[benjipwns]

I'm so tired.

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muffins and pancakes and syrup and grammar particles and huggable foxes

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[benjipwns]

Good unhinged DrForester thread title:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/future-fox-news-correspondant-tulsi-gabbard-regurgitates-trumps-impeachment-talking-points-in-interview-with-white-nationalist-sean-hannity.149123/

Lots of quality takes:

I think I would like to see everyone in the next debate just disengage from Tulsi, after first addressing her traitorous bullshit.

Bernie was giving her the benefit of doubt that she isn’t Russian owned. But appearing on Fox News probably makes him regret that tweet now

Sanders just stuck his neck out for a snake.

Virtually all of them are, especially the ones at her new bff media place Fox News. Don't think I have to remind anyone here that Fox News literally gets its talking point from Kremlin sources and have for years. They were compromised when Obama was still president - probably 1st term.

Don't be worried about 3rd party or wherever this pond scum bubbles up into. She really doesn't matter. Eyes need to remain focused on the domestic terrorists inhabiting positions of power.

Yikes on Bernie.

So yep she's running third party or independent

What a cretin.

I don't understand why you'd want to focus on the russia asset thing which might not be true instead of the number of real reasons Tusli sucks.

It's not that we're focusing on it, it's that a specific subset of lefties goes completely off the rails when it comes up because they self-insert their own insecurities about the history of the USSR and American socialists/communists from 3+ decades ago into the place of the very real issues with Gabbard and fly off the chain as a result as they feel victimized by people going after a right winger who is in no way socialist, communist, or anything other than a gigantic asshole.

also one of filler's alts got banned again:

User Banned (Duration Pending): Conspiratorial Rhetoric and Trolling Over Multiple Posts; History of Trolling

man the coordinated attacks on tulsi is real. There's like 6 threads on her already

[Nuitangg]

Was George Miller not cancelled or is he cool now that he likes Death Stranding?

[joeboy101]

Was George Miller not cancelled or is he cool now that he likes Death Stranding?

I don’t remember him being cancelled. It would be ironic as he made one of the most feminist movies in recent memory, baked into a blood and guts action movie. I would totally believe ERA trashing an ally like that because of one tweet somewhere.

[Uncle]

Tony Stark: *looks directly into camera* "he kill my mommy, remember that?"

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I wonder if they know.....

nah

I just noticed the title says "Future Fox Correspondent" they really are the flip image of gaf now.

[Ghoul]

who TF do Era want to beat Trump in 2020? They just hate everyone...

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/why-do-the-female-characters-in-the-outer-worlds-lack-traditionally-feminine-features.1507828/

Lol, thread full of people saying some wild shit about how they refuse to play games without hot chicks in them lol

Truly the inverse of era. Even complaining that there's too much short hair when the long hair rendering looks like garbage

[who is ted danson?]

who TF do Era want to beat Trump in 2020? They just hate everyone...

They're clearing the field so that Hillary can swoop in and have a  clear run.

[Ghoul]

who TF do Era want to beat Trump in 2020? They just hate everyone...

They're clearing the field so that Hillary can swoop in and have a  clear run.

Killary vs Trump 2 would result in the same outcome, BET

[nachobro]

everyone is hideous in the outer worlds, so in that way its the most fair game across the board

[Coffee Dog]

Was George Miller not cancelled or is he cool now that he likes Death Stranding?

Given that we've seen multiple cutscenes from the game, he deserves to be cancelled for acting like Kojima's usual schtick is anywhere near quality filmmaking.

Kojima's deaged waifu is named President Samantha America Strand. Like, c'mon breh. 

[EightBitNate]

I’m only gonna get Death Stranding if it scores higher than 90 on Metacritic and idc if that makes me shallow

[Tripon]

#1
I work in a restaurant since I was 22. I don't like the job too much, it's stressful and talking almost every single day with hundreds and hundreds of different people is more alienating than it seems.
There's only one precise reason I haven't quit yet outside of a good pay, and it's the pleasure I feel cleaning the bathroom stalls.
We have a special curry-based dish which is absolutely outstanding but brings anyone who decides to eat it to inevitably eject very odorous excrements almost every single time. The "I cannot wait to sit on the throne to expel this" type. Most of the time, they cannot resist the urge.
We sanityze the services every half an hour circa, and all my colleagues love me because during my shift I always volunteer to do it even if it's not part of my duty in that particular moment.
They take it as a kindness gesture, but they have no idea that it's actually an excuse to unleash the self-diagnosed paraphilia I have for the penetrating yet cozy smell the human body is capable to release.
I've read somewhere that in those incredible occasions we inhale miasma originated from some creature's defecation, your nose is actually breathing miniscule, imperceptible particles of, well, shit.
Being aware that through my respiratory system I am in fact ingesting human feces for some reason turns me on.
I don't feel the same thing for the mainstream, vulgar scent of urination, nor for the extreme, suffocating stench of not digested, retched food.
My appreciation derives exclusively from that which escapes the ass, the most ridiculous yet fascinating human appendice.
As I said, having worked for years in the same restaurant, in some rare, beautiful occasions I have become capable of recognizing the culprit of certain olfaction masterpieces, and of course knowing the origin, the source of such works of art can add or detract pleasure from my "masturbatory sessions", as I call them.
One evening the author was this gorgeous woman: she didn't show her age at all but she was around 50 years old, elegant even if a little supercilious, in a striking but not kitsch dress.
Well, the baby she laid in the stall lacked a certain "fullness", and from the remains which survived the flush I guessed that it probably was born ill, since the color tended more on the yellow/green side of the spectrum instead than the classic brown.
The smell, though.
I could spend hours explaining to you the overwhelming joy opening the door of the female bathroom that night.
It was like I could swim inside it, merging indefinitely to its molecules, transcending myself the divine.
I stayed there seven minutes to savor it, justifying myself to the collegues with trival motivations. It doesn't matter.
I have captured that woman's essence in a small glass vial I always bring with me in case this kind of discovery happens. While catching it, I remember I couldn't wait to go back home and finally reach the climax.
It is not simple masturbation mind you, my technique is closer to tantric sex, or even a seance.
Anyway, I exit the bog completely euphoric, and my glance crosses path with the neo-mother's one. Her embarassment was palpable, and for sure smiling to her in a proud manner didn't help getting any tips. I swear there was no malice in that act, it was a sincere compliment mixed with an honest surprise.
I admit I appreciate more a woman's evacuation to the one of a man's. Or, as I like to call them, anal ejaculations.
With time I have become an expert: I can easily deduce based on color, form, compactness and quantity the sex and age of the maker of what I find. I reduced my possibility of mistake to a max of 5 years or so, I'm not joking.
It is not coprophagia.
I see chewing and ingurgitating what a man expels as a vile, and also redundant practice. No, my affection is solely limited to the sense of smell, which we are used to underestimate but it's capable of powerful mnemonic experiences.
I still remember with teary eyes that time I realized my friend Bernard, who went to France for a few years for job related reasons, was back in my restaurant where he is a usual customer.
An inveterate chainsmoker and red wine enthusiast, his feces are basically a digital print: one swollen, leonine deuce, sorrounded by a crown of intestinal crumbs caused by an almost decayed liver.
I exited the stall happy like a kid seeing his father coming back from home, and I embraced him. He's very fat, and I can tell that he has trouble cleaning himself up. He still reeked of that mesmerizing odor.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/confession-time-i-like-the-smell-of-human-waste.148439/

[Coffee Dog]

I’m only gonna get Death Stranding if it scores higher than 90 on Metacritic and idc if that makes me shallow

I don't know if it makes you shallow, but considering that MGS4 has a 94 it means that unless the game literally falls apart MGSV style its going to clear that bar whether it's good or not.

[benjipwns]

tulsi could also help obfuscate direct fuckery with election systems. That Cambridge Analytica one or two percent only needs a little fog.

[marrec]

Tony Stark: *looks directly into camera* "he kill my mommy, remember that?"

shit dawg you just gave me goosebumps

[benjipwns]

Tony Stark: *looks directly into camera* "he kill my mommy, remember that?"

shit dawg you just gave me goosebumps

and then there's slow motion flashbacks of it, with Tony's face still on part of the screen, and all the angles are ones Tony's never seen the event from before

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and then Bucky's face fades into another part of the screen, HE'S EXPERIENCING THE TRAUMA TOO

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[benjipwns]

User banned (5 days): trolling, gloating about previous ban

User Banned (1 Day): Hostility and Antagonizing another member.

You're a fucking idiot OP

Should be bannable forever IMO.

Just one day bitch

[who is ted danson?]

User banned (5 days): trolling, gloating about previous ban

User Banned (1 Day): Hostility and Antagonizing another member.

You're a fucking idiot OP

Should be bannable forever IMO.

Just one day bitch

This about sums up era's approach to moderation 

[joeboy101]

User banned (5 days): trolling, gloating about previous ban

User Banned (1 Day): Hostility and Antagonizing another member.

You're a fucking idiot OP

Should be bannable forever IMO.

Just one day bitch

Can someone check notes on the TOS there where ‘gloating over previous ban’ is bannable.

 

[Clockwork5]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mad-max-fury-road-director-george-miller-praises-death-stranding-the-skill-that-i-see-in-great-filmmakers-i-now-see-in-kojima-san%E2%80%99s-work.149168/

I need Scorsese and Co. to back him up on this. Please God, I need this.

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mad-max-fury-road-director-george-miller-praises-death-stranding-the-skill-that-i-see-in-great-filmmakers-i-now-see-in-kojima-san%E2%80%99s-work.149168/

I need Scorsese and Co. to back him up on this. Please God, I need this.

Why does Hideo Kojima even make video games at this point?  I thought he said some years back he was getting tired of games.  Surely someone would be willing to work with him and fund him making his own film, no?

[tiesto]

Do cg artists even draw nude models anymore or is that today considered sexual harassment

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/why-do-the-female-characters-in-the-outer-worlds-lack-traditionally-feminine-features.1507828/post-255735478

Are those examples cherry picked? Or are they just made with a character creator to prove a point?

I will admit that attractive and interesting char design will get me a bit more interested in a game I might normally not be, and stuff like the gravel faced bald space marines so popular last gen and Bethesda characters are a bit of a turnoff.

[nachobro]

Why does Hideo Kojima even make video games at this point?  I thought he said some years back he was getting tired of games.  Surely someone would be willing to work with him and fund him making his own film, no?

he's said he's done with metal gear/all games after every game he's made pretty much

[Clockwork5]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mad-max-fury-road-director-george-miller-praises-death-stranding-the-skill-that-i-see-in-great-filmmakers-i-now-see-in-kojima-san%E2%80%99s-work.149168/

I need Scorsese and Co. to back him up on this. Please God, I need this.

Fans of movie-like games are such whiny cunts;  if they just enjoyed the games people would probably leave them alone.. but any chance they get they aggrandize cinematic heavy games as being better, more mature, blah blah.

Fans of the MCU are such whiny cunts;  if they just enjoyed the movies people would probably leave them alone.. but any chance they get they aggrandize super hero movies as being high art and meaningful cinema, blah blah.

[porkbun]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mad-max-fury-road-director-george-miller-praises-death-stranding-the-skill-that-i-see-in-great-filmmakers-i-now-see-in-kojima-san%E2%80%99s-work.149168/

I need Scorsese and Co. to back him up on this. Please God, I need this.

Why does Hideo Kojima even make video games at this point?  I thought he said some years back he was getting tired of games.  Surely someone would be willing to work with him and fund him making his own film, no?

He's a bad storyteller that doesn't know how to edit himself down.

[ShutUp]

Death Stranding is looking to be some premium level Kojima fuckery and I can’t wait for it.

[Boredfrom]

I want to play Death Stranding, dunno if is going to be good but the weirdness will keep me entertained.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

User banned (5 days): trolling, gloating about previous ban

User Banned (1 Day): Hostility and Antagonizing another member.

You're a fucking idiot OP

Should be bannable forever IMO.

Just one day bitch

Can someone check notes on the TOS there where ‘gloating over previous ban’ is bannable.

 

I like the other dude getting warned for (free)backseatmodding.

[nachobro]

the jokester is the highest grossing rated R move and made more than some mcu flicks without a china release. resetti is taking it well:

It's not about the money.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joker-becomes-highest-grossing-r-rated-movie.149232/post-25798584

Terrified of what the fans will do to ensure it forever stays at #1. Very scared right now.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joker-becomes-highest-grossing-r-rated-movie.149232/post-25798827

A great example of the rising popularity of the far-right around the world.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joker-becomes-highest-grossing-r-rated-movie.149232/post-25798930

Wow, Incel ideology is a box office hit.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joker-becomes-highest-grossing-r-rated-movie.149232/post-25798953

Didn't care for Joker outside of the cinematography and score (and morbid curiosity), but if a byproduct of this movie is taking some more chances on what defines a "superhero" movie, maybe it works out.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joker-becomes-highest-grossing-r-rated-movie.149232/post-25799092

[Coffee Dog]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mad-max-fury-road-director-george-miller-praises-death-stranding-the-skill-that-i-see-in-great-filmmakers-i-now-see-in-kojima-san%E2%80%99s-work.149168/

I need Scorsese and Co. to back him up on this. Please God, I need this.

Why does Hideo Kojima even make video games at this point?  I thought he said some years back he was getting tired of games.  Surely someone would be willing to work with him and fund him making his own film, no?

The interactive parts are the only things about his games worth experiencing. Remove all that and he just makes bad anime.

[Joe Molotov]

[porkbun]

Terrified of what the fans will do to ensure it forever stays at #1. Very scared right now.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joker-becomes-highest-grossing-r-rated-movie.149232/post-25798827

Terrified of a movie based on a comic book character.

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

the jokester is the highest grossing rated R move and made more than some mcu flicks without a china release. resetti is taking it well:

It's not about the money.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joker-becomes-highest-grossing-r-rated-movie.149232/post-25798584

Terrified of what the fans will do to ensure it forever stays at #1. Very scared right now.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joker-becomes-highest-grossing-r-rated-movie.149232/post-25798827

A great example of the rising popularity of the far-right around the world.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joker-becomes-highest-grossing-r-rated-movie.149232/post-25798930

Wow, Incel ideology is a box office hit.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joker-becomes-highest-grossing-r-rated-movie.149232/post-25798953

Didn't care for Joker outside of the cinematography and score (and morbid curiosity), but if a byproduct of this movie is taking some more chances on what defines a "superhero" movie, maybe it works out.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joker-becomes-highest-grossing-r-rated-movie.149232/post-25799092

 

That whole thread is a double Fuck You to the chumps like Nepenthe and Incelchief, and to the new "No More Subtle Trolling Other Users" diktat

[Clockwork5]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-do-athletes-like-being-wet.149247/

Hey look it’s another stupid “We can have fun here right?” thread.

It’s just sad at this point.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Is this your first hobbes thread, friendo?

[Joe Molotov]

Is this your first hobbes thread, friendo?

fun

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

guess the dumbest moral panic in recent memory worked as intended. WB gonna make sure all movies are culture war now

why no posts from incelchief and nepenthe, they couldn't tear themselves away from posting what a danger to our moral fabric it was before it was released? 

[tiesto]

A great example of the rising popularity of the far-right around the world.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joker-becomes-highest-grossing-r-rated-movie.149232/post-25798930

Puck Beaverton has gotta be a troll playing the long game, there's no way someone can be as thick as they've been, across so many threads...

[ShutUp]

Live look in at Incel seeing this Joker news

[EchoRin]

Terrified of what the fans will do to ensure it forever stays at #1. Very scared right now.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joker-becomes-highest-grossing-r-rated-movie.149232/post-25798827

Terrified of a movie based on a comic book character.

 

That was my favorite selected quote too. Go outside or stop browsing message boards if this is your train of thought.

[Potato]

#1
We have a special curry-based dish which is absolutely outstanding but brings anyone who decides to eat it to inevitably eject very odorous excrements almost every single time. The "I cannot wait to sit on the throne to expel this" type. Most of the time, they cannot resist the urge.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/confession-time-i-like-the-smell-of-human-waste.148439/

Someone doesn't understand basic human anatomy and physiology.

[Uncle]

why do they keep going back to the well of incel alt-right movie 

lots of people on era pointed out that it's a surprisingly progressive film with wealth inequality, eat the rich, importance of funding for public health programs, elements of gun control

the movie came out and it wasn't what they thought it was and that fact has been discussed to death

why is it still the incel movie

[Rahxephon91]

Joker isn’t an incel movie.

Pretty bad movie though.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1187564453530869761

Benji, are these career moves?

[Nintex]

With this level of accomplishment who should I send my resume to for a 6 figure career job?

The White House 

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/joker-becomes-highest-grossing-r-rated-movie.149232/post-25803564

Only because R ratings didn't exist back when Gone with the Wind was dominating the box office if you adjust for inflation.

 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Now that's a fucking hot take.