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Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« on: March 13, 2019, 01:00:46 PM »
U rich as fuck your kids will never need to work cracka

Fuckin white people

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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2019, 01:27:21 PM »
Kushner's dad "donated" $2.5M for him to go to Harvard.  :neogaf
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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2019, 01:33:13 PM »
You don’t need college degree to get get pooped on by Arabian oil sheiks (yet).
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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2019, 05:49:59 PM »
I got the state of Oklahoma to pay me to go to college.  :win

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A college in Oklahoma, though. :goty
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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2019, 08:00:19 PM »
What else are you going to use 1.6 million on? Buy one more house to rent out? If it rids you of your kids for couple of years, it'd be totally worth it.

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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2019, 05:17:50 AM »
If they are 18 just kick em out of the house like.


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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2019, 05:45:54 AM »
just kill them
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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2019, 05:52:48 AM »
Just make them trek around the world or some shit fuck

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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2019, 06:19:40 AM »
That's enough money to live humbly for your entire life

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« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2019, 12:42:30 PM »
That's enough money to live humbly for your entire life
Or live like a rockstar for the rest of your short, drug filled life weekend.

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« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2019, 01:28:55 PM »
What kills me is all the parents paying to get their kids into USC. Of all the fucking places, why there? At least Harvard and Yale have some cachet, USC doesn't even have a good football team these days.

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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2019, 01:30:03 PM »
I imagine maybe their child wanted to attend USC?

I don't get why people are shocked by that;  it's a school with like a 20% acceptance rate that isn't easy to get into.   

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« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2019, 01:33:36 PM »
My kid wants icecream for breakfast but she doesn't get it because im her parent and my job is to teach her

You want to get into usc? Then do your best you moron. Didn't succeed? Tough shit.

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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2019, 01:40:46 PM »
The only scandal is the schools didn't get the money.
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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2019, 01:42:05 PM »
My kid wants icecream for breakfast but she doesn't get it because im her parent and my job is to teach her

You want to get into usc? Then do your best you moron. Didn't succeed? Tough shit.

I'm just addressing why they would do this for USC, not why they'd bribe anyone in the first place.

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« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2019, 02:39:34 PM »
so that your kid can be sponsored by amazon and market shit to college kids via the gram, duh

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« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2019, 03:41:21 PM »
USC fans are so touchy

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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2019, 03:43:30 PM »
All college is pointless.

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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2019, 04:02:19 PM »
No they're not, you jaded fuck. >:(

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« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2019, 04:03:29 PM »
"No it isn't", college boy psshhhh

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« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2019, 04:17:54 PM »
Nat a native speaker. Suck my dick, as you Americans would say.  :hmph

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« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2019, 04:22:17 PM »
Life is a flat circle.

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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2019, 09:03:54 PM »
California is the worst state. Who would go live there or go to college
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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2019, 10:32:13 AM »
Looks like about 40 million people.
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« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2019, 10:38:15 AM »
California is a massive State with some of the most beautiful nature the US (and world really) has to offer.

It's not really shocking why so many people live there;   which is it's only downside really.

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« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2019, 11:11:02 AM »
The worst part about California are Californians. :trash

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« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2019, 01:46:52 PM »
I live here and I'm amazing  :-[
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« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2019, 01:59:47 PM »
If you want to come down to San Diego, I'll buy you a beer the next time I'm there.  :doge

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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2019, 07:07:50 PM »
The worst part about California are Californians. :trash
Considering California is mostly Latino now this reads like a dog whistle  :doge

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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2019, 07:56:02 PM »
I stole the best Californian <3

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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2019, 08:18:45 PM »
I stole the best Californian <3

Isn’t Arnold a bit old for your tastes?  :anhuld
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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2019, 08:23:55 PM »
I think he's talking about me.

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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2019, 12:46:42 PM »
I wish.

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Re: Why pay 1.6 million so your dumb kid can attend college?
« Reply #33 on: March 17, 2019, 12:07:15 PM »
Status. If you're from a rich family, you're been told that you have all this wealth and privilege and all the advantages that comes with it. You are not going to let your dumb kid ruin it all for you.

At least with Asians families, parents fucking trade which kid went to which college like fucking Pokemon cards. The day I told my mom I'm going to UCI and UCSD, and the local CSU, she told me that I had to choose between UCI and UCSD because she needed to brag to her friends.  :lol


And my family were poor as fuck. I can't imagine the pressure on some of these kids that actually have some money to spend on dumb shit like private tutors, SAT camps, etc.

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