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Himu

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In your opinion what’s the worst fruit? Best fruits?
« on: April 12, 2019, 11:31:41 AM »
My opinion: bananas.

Becomes gross and brown after having them for just a few days, gets soft and mushy in a very disgusting manner, depending on how you peel it you get gross strings tied to the banana (I peep in a way that minimizes this), they’re so damn fragile that it you get a bunch of bananas that if you try to take one off you might rip open the opening to another banana, they’re also too fucking sugar-y. They’re fine when you use them in a protein shake or eating with peanut butter but for the most part they’re such a waste.

My favorite fruit? Between apples and blueberries. Apples are my every day fruit, come in multiple flavors, have rich taste and color variety. Blueberries are probably my overall favorite fruit but they’re vastly more expensive than apples that I have them only ocassionally.
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Re: In your opinion what’s the worst fruit? Best fruits?
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2019, 11:39:51 AM »
Kiwi.  It's my favourite fruit, but eating more than two of them makes my mouth bleed.

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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2019, 11:41:45 AM »
I haven’t had kiwi in years. What a great fruit.
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« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2019, 11:43:14 AM »
If I can pick a sub-category of snacks my favorite might be cherries. Rarely have them but they're just the right initial size for rolling around in the mouth while chewing off the fruit from the seed.

Even just the seed itself is pleasant to roll around in there.

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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2019, 12:10:06 PM »
Best is clearly avocados guys, wtf?

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Re: In your opinion what’s the worst fruit? Best fruits?
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2019, 12:27:55 PM »
I cannot fucking stand bananas. They are disgusting in every way possible, to the point of even banana flavored candy is disgusting and wrong.

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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2019, 12:52:37 PM »
Best are Mangoes. Worst are Applles.

I almost exclusively eat dried fruit so I don’t have to worry about expiration.

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« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2019, 01:11:30 PM »
Fuck bananas (probably really the only thing they should be used for). They taste like ass and leave a horrible feeling in my mouth. I can't stand even any smoothies that have banana in them :yuck

Best fruit, sheesh. Peaches maybe? Or pomelos. I don't know, I pretty much like all fruit except bananas. Fuck bananas.

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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2019, 01:28:43 PM »
worst: papaya, I just can'g stand the taste. Also red delicious apple. They had to actually put the name delicious to trick people into buying that garbage.

Best: bananas, kiwis, tangerines/mandarins,
mango, guanabana.

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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2019, 01:49:06 PM »
Plum is both the best and the worst. When its good its heaven...when its even a little unripe or overripe its shit

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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2019, 01:50:45 PM »
Watermelon is best.  :rejoice

Then grapes and raspberries.

I dislike real bananas but like the artificial flavor of them a lot somehow.

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« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2019, 01:55:16 PM »
Best:
Bananas (as long as they are not overly ripe)
Green grapes
Guavas
Pomegranates (they're a lot of work but can't deny the shit is delicious)
Raspberries

Worst:
Papaya (tastes fucking awful)
Red apples

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« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2019, 02:06:02 PM »
No such thing as bad fruit. :hmph

Unless you want to get really technical and count stuff like zucchini.

And Durian I guess. Never tasted it, just the smell was enough. :yuck

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« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2019, 02:09:18 PM »
What the hell is this anti-banana nonsense.

Maybe you just haven't tried a good banana. Like some cultivar or whatever. Farmers trying to grow shit purely for size so the flavor is lost in the process.

I used to eat these mini bananas as a snack since they were small enough that I didn't have to deal with the taste for too long but one time I managed to buy a bag that had a million baby spiders inside and I'm never buying those again. Seriously, fuck bananas. If I had to insert a banana in me now I wouldn't put it in my mouth, I tell you hwhat  :doge

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« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2019, 03:05:50 PM »
FRUIT TIER
- Mandarin orange
- Pears
- Strawberries
- Melons
- Bananas

Mandarins rock, they're small so they easily fit into your pocket, tasty and delicious.
Strawberries are yum. I love strawberries
Not a lot of things are better than tasty melons on a hot summer day
Pears are awesome too but pears can be slippery. Also it is sort of hard to figure out when it is ripe to eat sometimes.
Bananas are ok too. Monkey's eat banana's and so do humans. We were born to eat banana

I don't like all sorts of cherries and grapes.
Also regular oranges are just hard to peel that it makes no sense to digest them other than in Juice form.
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« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2019, 03:08:04 PM »
Cherries :drool

Mangoes  :yuck

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« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2019, 03:20:27 PM »
Mangoes  :yuck

Someone hasn't had Mango Lassi.

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« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2019, 03:24:04 PM »
Mangoes are fucking vile. End of story.

Himu

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« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2019, 03:25:19 PM »
A Georgian peach.

Nectar of the Gods.
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« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2019, 03:25:49 PM »
mango sticky rice

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Himu

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« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2019, 03:26:25 PM »
Plum is both the best and the worst. When its good its heaven...when its even a little unripe or overripe its shit

A tough plum is so hard on the gums.
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« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2019, 03:27:23 PM »
Best: Pineapple

Great: Pomegranate, strawberries, tomato, most berries, dates, lychee, watermelon, cantaloupe, banana, apples (red delicious omg), peaches

Bad: Cucumber, eggplant, coconut, black cherry (lulz)

Worst: Grapefruit

agrajag

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« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2019, 03:31:07 PM »
cosign on peaches

and grapefruit being the worst


apricots are very meh

Himu

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« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2019, 03:32:16 PM »
FRUIT TIER
- Mandarin orange
- Pears
- Strawberries
- Melons
- Bananas

Mandarins rock, they're small so they easily fit into your pocket, tasty and delicious.
Strawberries are yum. I love strawberries
Not a lot of things are better than tasty melons on a hot summer day
Pears are awesome too but pears can be slippery. Also it is sort of hard to figure out when it is ripe to eat sometimes.
Bananas are ok too. Monkey's eat banana's and so do humans. We were born to eat banana

I don't like all sorts of cherries and grapes.
Also regular oranges are just hard to peel that it makes no sense to digest them other than in Juice form.

Mandarins are top tier. :obama

For me...

Top tier: apples, watermelon, berries of any kind, mandarins, OLIVES, pineapple

Great: dates, plums, kiwi, cantaloupe, peaches, pears, seedless grapes, orange, grapefruit

Okay to annoying: seeded grapes, mangoes, cherries

Bad: bananas
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Re: In your opinion what’s the worst fruit? Best fruits?
« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2019, 04:34:15 PM »
Favorite has to be raspberries, pears, grapefruit, and watermelon.
Least favorite... durian, if that counts. If not, then maybe lychee.
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« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2019, 04:59:44 PM »
OLIVES

:huh

A ton of stuff that would be referred to as vegetables are technically fruits. Tomatoes are a rather well known example.

So are pumpkins and the like, olives, beans, etc, etc, etc.

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« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2019, 05:15:03 PM »
sounds like a lot of people here don't know how to eat a grapefruit properly
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« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2019, 05:15:50 PM »
Favorite has to be raspberries, pears, grapefruit, and watermelon.
Least favorite... durian, if that counts. If not, then maybe lychee.

Subjectivity is so interesting. Why don't you like lychees??

Lychee soju flights with a real lychee at the bottom of the glass :lawd :mouf

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« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2019, 05:16:16 PM »
sounds like a lot of people here don't know how to eat a grapefruit properly

If it doesn't taste good raw, it fails as a fruit.

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« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2019, 05:17:30 PM »


You're not supposed to eat the rind ::)
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« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2019, 05:18:57 PM »
I always tried to jam it up my ass. Thanks shosta!

Himu

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« Reply #35 on: April 12, 2019, 05:20:56 PM »
Grapefruit is great and I’m shocked people don’t like it
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« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2019, 05:24:23 PM »
No such thing as bad fruit. :hmph

Unless you want to get really technical and count stuff like zucchini.

And Durian I guess. Never tasted it, just the smell was enough. :yuck

Durian is surprisingly good, but way too much work.

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« Reply #37 on: April 12, 2019, 05:39:58 PM »
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You're not supposed to eat the rind ::)

No, that part is still absolutely putrid.

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« Reply #38 on: April 12, 2019, 07:10:07 PM »
grapefruit seems to be one of those cilantro love it/hate it deals. not sure if any correlation...

I am anti both.

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« Reply #39 on: April 13, 2019, 01:01:45 AM »
Fuck peaches

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Re: In your opinion what’s the worst fruit? Best fruits?
« Reply #41 on: April 13, 2019, 02:09:37 AM »
Top three:
1) Bananas.
2) Cantaloupe melons.
3) Saturn peaches.
I also like ripe apricots a lot.

Worst one, of the common ones, probably pears, i don't care for them.
And i hate how apples' skin gets stuck between your teeth.

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« Reply #42 on: April 13, 2019, 03:18:43 AM »
Then peel them you lazy git.

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« Reply #43 on: April 13, 2019, 03:32:33 AM »
i haven't been able to get into durian or dragonfruit. wouldn't say I'm fully against them, i just don't get it. the african horned melon/kiwano is terrible. like a cucumber without the crunchiness, just extra gloopy cucumber seeds in a pod. would be good if dying of thirst.

everything else has it's place. lychee, mangos, nectarines - only certain varietys, the yellow fleshed watery ones are up there with kiwanos in bland flavour, the good ones are in the god tier. high variance fruit. and blueberries prob my fav. lemon and lime take a special place as the god tier acid staples.
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Re: In your opinion what’s the worst fruit? Best fruits?
« Reply #44 on: April 13, 2019, 03:44:53 AM »
Mangos are the best fruit.

Apricots are lame, until they're turned into preserves/jam, and then they're epic.

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« Reply #45 on: April 13, 2019, 08:50:59 AM »
Oh yeah, pears are lame too.

I think I had dragonfruit one time and it wasn't bad, but not my thing.

Kiwis are good but we grew up with a kiwi/vine-plant-thing so we'd grab fresh ones off the vine in the summer.

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« Reply #46 on: April 13, 2019, 09:40:48 AM »
Bananas are best when they're green.

What? That’s not a ripe banana.
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Re: In your opinion what’s the worst fruit? Best fruits?
« Reply #47 on: April 13, 2019, 09:58:09 AM »
I cannot fucking stand bananas. They are disgusting in every way possible, to the point of even banana flavored candy is disgusting and wrong.

yup this
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« Reply #48 on: April 13, 2019, 10:00:32 AM »
I've never had a raw apricot I don't think. Looks like a peach? Apricot jam is awesome though.

Anyone try dates? Literally the only reason I go to the organic/health section in supermarkets lol.

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« Reply #49 on: April 13, 2019, 10:03:04 AM »
Pineapple is up there. Banana is up there. Mango would be higher but it's a messy cleanup.

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« Reply #50 on: April 13, 2019, 10:09:31 AM »
I've never had a raw apricot I don't think. Looks like a peach? Apricot jam is awesome though.

Anyone try dates? Literally the only reason I go to the organic/health section in supermarkets lol.
Dates are nice, but very sweet. Like solidified honey.

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« Reply #51 on: April 13, 2019, 10:28:52 AM »
I've never had a raw apricot I don't think. Looks like a peach? Apricot jam is awesome though.

Anyone try dates? Literally the only reason I go to the organic/health section in supermarkets lol.
Dates are nice, but very sweet. Like solidified honey.

They're definitely something of a special treat for me. Yummy.

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« Reply #52 on: April 13, 2019, 10:32:45 AM »
I've never had a raw apricot I don't think. Looks like a peach? Apricot jam is awesome though.

Anyone try dates? Literally the only reason I go to the organic/health section in supermarkets lol.

yeah, picture a small peach but remove like 80% of the moisture and make the flesh grainier/denser. Not a big fan.


Lucuma is fucking delicious, but never had it raw. Only in frozen, pureed form. Same for cherimoya. Amazing flavor though.

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« Reply #53 on: April 13, 2019, 10:41:47 AM »
For those of you weirdos who think apricots are bad; firstly, you're wrong; secondly, wait till you try the southern american / carribean version:



It's fucking VILE  :-X


Yeah I try to go easy on dates when I eat em

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Re: In your opinion what’s the worst fruit? Best fruits?
« Reply #54 on: April 13, 2019, 11:22:16 AM »
I think nothing beats a cold watermelon on a hot day.

Hard to dislike any fruits really.

I have an apple tree in my garden, planted a cherry and plum tree too. I have two blueberry bushes that hopefully wield yield some fruits soon. Got a big raspberry bush that gave tons of raspberries last year. Also grew loads of strawberries and even had some wild strawberries popping up. And of course many cherry tomatoes.

Really looking forward to seeing my daughter just run up to the plants growing and munch on some delicious fresh fruits, just like I used to do in my grandparents garden. They also had a walnut tree and i could pick gooseberries through the fence from the neighbours. To this day gooseberries remind me of summerdays at my grandparents.
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« Reply #55 on: April 13, 2019, 02:09:46 PM »
I really like that, with bacon as well

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« Reply #56 on: April 13, 2019, 03:35:26 PM »
My gf made me banana bread after dating for a month. Luckily the roommates dog actually stole and ate it while we were out that day

Although I did then have to explain I hate bananas
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« Reply #57 on: April 13, 2019, 04:30:35 PM »
Brehs if you ain't ever had a peanut butter and banana toasted sandwich, y'all need to get your fuckin lives

Banana and peanut butter is good

Peanut butter and kiwi is better

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« Reply #58 on: April 13, 2019, 04:50:11 PM »
Best fruits:

- Oranges
- Pineapples
- Mangoes
- Kiwis
- Strawberries
- Passionfruit

Worst fruits:

- Jackfruits
- Honeydew melons
- Tomatoes

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« Reply #59 on: April 13, 2019, 04:50:43 PM »
best fruit is wine
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