Author Topic: post your erect penis size (Read 4461 times)

curly · « **Reply #1 on:** April 26, 2019, 10:58:40 PM »

5/13th of a cubit

benjipwns · « **Reply #2 on:** April 26, 2019, 11:11:32 PM »

This isn't what I imagined when I asked if you'd like to help with the dossiers...

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Maybe it is.

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shosta · « **Reply #3 on:** April 26, 2019, 11:18:18 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2008, 10:55:32 AM

7.5 inches FTW

PD's packin!

shosta · « **Reply #4 on:** April 26, 2019, 11:23:35 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 22, 2007, 10:10:18 PM

i'm not ashamed of my tiny weiner.

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** April 26, 2019, 11:25:34 PM »

*subs to thread*

shosta · « **Reply #6 on:** April 26, 2019, 11:27:37 PM »

Cmon, cowards!

agrajag · « **Reply #7 on:** April 26, 2019, 11:34:54 PM »

you're supposed measure from the base of the balls, right?

benjipwns · « **Reply #8 on:** April 26, 2019, 11:41:58 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on April 26, 2019, 11:34:54 PM

you're supposed measure from the base of the balls, right?

for girth, yes

bork · « **Reply #9 on:** April 26, 2019, 11:45:12 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #10 on:** April 26, 2019, 11:46:54 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #11 on:** April 26, 2019, 11:49:31 PM »

In between shosta and PD.

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But enough about my fantasies.

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Valkyrie · « **Reply #12 on:** April 27, 2019, 01:18:24 AM »

3”

Hit me up, girls.

El Babua · « **Reply #13 on:** April 27, 2019, 01:20:48 AM »

All penii are beautiful

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** April 27, 2019, 02:08:47 AM »

Enough

This doesn't read as cool as it sounded in my head

Don Rumata · « **Reply #15 on:** April 27, 2019, 02:53:42 AM »

Never really measured, looks normal enough.

Potato · « **Reply #16 on:** April 27, 2019, 03:04:30 AM »

I always give the full 12 inches...3, 6, 9, 12...and we're done.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #17 on:** April 27, 2019, 05:45:17 AM »

Quote from: El Babua on April 27, 2019, 01:20:48 AM

All penii are beautiful

ACKCHUALLY, the correct plural would be penes since it is a third declension noun.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #18 on:** April 27, 2019, 06:02:15 AM »

Only people with small penes insist on using the correct latin declination.

Transhuman · « **Reply #19 on:** April 27, 2019, 06:35:01 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on April 27, 2019, 06:01:29 AM

It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.

"People with small cocks always say, 'It's not how big it is, it's what you do with it;' like the guys with big cocks have no clue. They're like, 'What do you do with it again? Put it in and then take it out? This is just too confusing. If only it were smaller and easier to maneuver.'"

-Norm Macdonald

benjipwns · « **Reply #20 on:** April 27, 2019, 06:36:54 AM »

wait you mean during a disney epic blockbuster or what?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #21 on:** April 27, 2019, 06:39:52 AM »

6.5 I think it’s been a hot minute since I measured.

Transhuman · « **Reply #22 on:** April 27, 2019, 06:47:12 AM »

Is there a difference in penis erectness between masturbating and regular sex?

Transhuman · « **Reply #23 on:** April 27, 2019, 07:03:47 AM »

What we need is an unbiased mediary that we can send dick pics to so that the length can be accurately confirmed, while also protecting our privacy.

I bet an online anonymous dick length confirmation service would make a killing

Transhuman · « **Reply #24 on:** April 27, 2019, 07:06:34 AM »

I didn't know stretched length was equal to erect length. Save yourself some time

benjipwns · « **Reply #25 on:** April 27, 2019, 07:15:24 AM »

the thread isn't post your stretched length penis size so how would we be saving time?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26 on:** April 27, 2019, 07:22:44 AM »

Wait are we not measuring from the asshole?

Transhuman · « **Reply #27 on:** April 27, 2019, 07:36:05 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on April 27, 2019, 07:15:24 AM

the thread isn't post your stretched length penis size so how would we be saving time?

Because there's probably a strong statistical link considering the percentiles. Plus who wants to have to have an erect penis?

benjipwns · « **Reply #28 on:** April 27, 2019, 07:46:32 AM »

i feel we are approaching The Bire from a completely opposite methodology

Don Rumata · « **Reply #29 on:** April 27, 2019, 09:28:10 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on April 27, 2019, 08:13:44 AM

Quote from: Transhuman on April 27, 2019, 06:35:01 AM
Quote from: Dufus on April 27, 2019, 06:01:29 AM
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.

"People with small cocks always say, 'It's not how big it is, it's what you do with it;' like the guys with big cocks have no clue. They're like, 'What do you do with it again? Put it in and then take it out? This is just too confusing. If only it were smaller and easier to maneuver.'"

-Norm Macdonald

"Norm Macdonald is a fucking idiot."

-Dufus

He's a real jerk.

Rufus · « **Reply #30 on:** April 27, 2019, 10:06:29 AM »

Quote from: Transhuman on April 27, 2019, 07:06:34 AM

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I didn't know stretched length was equal to erect length. Save yourself some time

95th percentile

Rufus · « **Reply #31 on:** April 27, 2019, 11:32:33 AM »

Transhuman, dig up the chart for that.

benjipwns · « **Reply #32 on:** April 27, 2019, 03:53:05 PM »

not surprised this thread is giving you flashbacks to that traumatic event

benjipwns · « **Reply #33 on:** April 27, 2019, 04:10:15 PM »

pretty sure pre-funk was just like jazz or something man

team filler · « **Reply #34 on:** April 27, 2019, 04:22:37 PM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #35 on:** April 27, 2019, 04:26:07 PM »

Quote from: riotous on April 27, 2019, 04:08:31 PM

It was at my apartment you dolt.. hence the pre-funk.

...So, how big is it...?

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** April 27, 2019, 04:29:53 PM »

How big is your dick riotous

Tasty · « **Reply #37 on:** April 27, 2019, 04:31:29 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on April 27, 2019, 04:02:38 PM

TIL girls carry measuring tools with them on a night out

It's called a tongue.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #38 on:** April 27, 2019, 04:37:28 PM »

TIL that all friends of my wife and former girlfriends are frigid bitches.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #39 on:** April 27, 2019, 04:46:38 PM »

Quote from: riotous on April 27, 2019, 04:46:01 PM

That’s less interesting than the story trust me.

XXM

Quote from: thisismyusername on April 27, 2019, 04:26:07 PM

Quote from: riotous on April 27, 2019, 04:08:31 PM
It was at my apartment you dolt.. hence the pre-funk.

...So, how big is it...?

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Transhuman · « **Reply #40 on:** April 28, 2019, 02:45:20 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on April 27, 2019, 11:32:33 AM

Transhuman, dig up the chart for that.

What do I look like to you!? Some pathetic incel pervert obsessed with dick science?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #41 on:** April 28, 2019, 05:05:55 AM »

I've never measured it but apparently it looks good on the rare occassion where I've had dick pics requested. But from a functionality standpoint, it's more important how hard you get than how long you get.

Quote from: Transhuman on April 27, 2019, 07:03:47 AM

What we need is an unbiased mediary that we can send dick pics to so that the length can be accurately confirmed, while also protecting our privacy.

I bet an online anonymous dick length confirmation service would make a killing

People will still lie. From my first neogaf thread:

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/world-penis-size-to-self-report-is-to-lie.424925/

I don't think the links work but basically, most men are around 5-6 inches but each racial had at least a 1 inch gap between the average length measured versus the self-reported value. Even racial groups that were already larger than average would have that amount of exagerration.

Transhuman · « **Reply #42 on:** April 28, 2019, 11:16:27 AM »

Quote from: brawndolicious on April 28, 2019, 05:05:55 AM

I've never measured it but apparently it looks good on the rare occassion where I've had dick pics requested. But from a functionality standpoint, it's more important how hard you get than how long you get.

Quote from: Transhuman on April 27, 2019, 07:03:47 AM
What we need is an unbiased mediary that we can send dick pics to so that the length can be accurately confirmed, while also protecting our privacy.

I bet an online anonymous dick length confirmation service would make a killing

People will still lie. From my first neogaf thread:

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/world-penis-size-to-self-report-is-to-lie.424925/

I don't think the links work but basically, most men are around 5-6 inches but each racial had at least a 1 inch gap between the average length measured versus the self-reported value. Even racial groups that were already larger than average would have that amount of exagerration.

Whatever you have to tell youself to sleep at night. The Australian average length is 100% true.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #43 on:** April 28, 2019, 12:02:15 PM »

bork · « **Reply #44 on:** April 28, 2019, 12:56:29 PM »

7:10: "I heard Shaq's penis is so big, right now it's being roasted at Caesar's Palace!"

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #45 on:** April 29, 2019, 10:57:44 AM »

Nice try but you're not going to get me to compromise the answers to my password security questions

brawndolicious · « **Reply #46 on:** May 02, 2019, 02:52:07 PM »

I had to check out of curiosity and apparently I'm in the top few percentile erect. But I'm a grower as I'm in the 80s flaccid.

Either that chart is being very generous or you can disregard my previous post.

BikeJesus · « **Reply #47 on:** May 03, 2019, 08:03:34 PM »

~7.5". I call it the Cervix Smasher.

Definitely a grower, though. Flaccid and cold my dick is basically non-existent. 1.5" if I'm lucky.

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