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Nintex

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The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
« on: June 02, 2019, 06:07:36 PM »






The Google cloud is suffering from what seems to be a minor incident.
« Last Edit: June 02, 2019, 06:19:39 PM by Nintex »
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Tasty

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Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2019, 07:41:53 PM »
I was outside fishing during all this and didn't even hear about it until everything was already back online :doge

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Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2019, 09:08:37 PM »
I slept all day so I missed it.
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« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2019, 10:02:02 PM »
Using Google products on a weekend? Y'all need to respect yourselves more than that.
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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2019, 11:02:12 AM »
Seems weird. I was trying to figure out how this could even happen.

Russian test-run?

Tasty

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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2019, 11:26:37 AM »
Realized that even though I was fishing I was still playing music from YouTube Music and editing a playlist the whole time. :thinking

Starting to think this whole story is fake news.

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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2019, 11:30:00 AM »
Andrex annihilated

People trying to get into their own homes annihilated :doge

Seems weird. I was trying to figure out how this could even happen.

Russian test-run?

Seems to be related to an issue affecting a eastern seaboard service provider, of whom Google is a customer.

Once again the lack of vertical integration is holding Google back!

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« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2019, 11:34:29 AM »
Realized that even though I was fishing I was still playing music from YouTube Music and editing a playlist the whole time. :thinking

Starting to think this whole story is fake news.

Yeah it's such fake news that Google themselves commented on it and confirmed it.

Fake news until I see a post on https://blog.google.

And even then ISPs are so anti-Google I wouldn't put it past them to MitM a fake blog post just to smear them.

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Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2019, 12:13:21 PM »
Realized that even though I was fishing I was still playing music from YouTube Music and editing a playlist the whole time. :thinking

Starting to think this whole story is fake news.

Yeah it's such fake news that Google themselves commented on it and confirmed it.

Fake news until I see a post on https://blog.google.

And even then ISPs are so anti-Google I wouldn't put it past them to MitM a fake blog post just to smear them. (Image removed from quote.)

...You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means.

(Misread the post, point still stands. MitM wouldn't be the effective word here)

Tasty

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« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2019, 02:02:30 PM »
MitM wouldn't be the effective word here

Pretty much just your own router or ISP are the only ones capable of MitM-ing SSL encrypted pages (like Google's blog)...

And I doubt my Google Wifi would be spreading anti-Google propaganda. :thinking

Tasty

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« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2019, 02:21:00 PM »
Right... because that wasn't an obvious joke post made four minutes before addressing the topic... :doge

Seems to be related to an issue affecting a eastern seaboard service provider, of whom Google is a customer.

Once again the lack of vertical integration is holding Google back!

You got reading comprehension issues brah?

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« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2019, 02:36:29 PM »
Right... because that wasn't an obvious joke post made four minutes before addressing the topic... :doge

Seems to be related to an issue affecting a eastern seaboard service provider, of whom Google is a customer.

Once again the lack of vertical integration is holding Google back!

You got reading comprehension issues brah?

Honestly I've read so much of your shilling for Google and Nintendo that I genuinely can't tell the difference between your normal content and the parody :(

I've been saying the same about Nintendo products for the last 15 years.
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Tasty

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« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2019, 02:42:25 PM »
Gaslighting and muddying the waters so no one's ever sure how much of a fanboy you really are :rejoice

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Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2019, 02:52:38 PM »
So without internet nest doesn’t function? That seems like bad design. Slap an offline mode on it ya dummies

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« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2019, 02:54:43 PM »
So without internet nest doesn’t function? That seems like bad design. Slap an offline mode on it ya dummies

Or just use your regular thermostate or doorbell like a normal person.

Internet of things.  :hans1 :hans1 :hans1

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« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2019, 02:59:27 PM »
nest works without internet, i think you just can't adjust it from the app without internet. we use them at work and they are pretty great. one of the few "internet of things" bullshit that i like

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Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2019, 03:02:05 PM »
speaking of meltdowns please tell me someone else is watching this apple conference
> 6k monitor for $5999
> $999 for a monitor stand

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Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2019, 03:51:18 PM »
speaking of meltdowns please tell me someone else is watching this apple conference
> 6k monitor for $5999
> $999 for a monitor stand
For $12k you'll have a killer set-up  :lol
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