Xbox Lynx

[benjipwns]

“We see Xbox fans achieve incredible things every day, and we wanted to celebrate that elevated skill, passion and determination by creating something truly special,” said Tania Chee, the business group lead for Xbox Australia / New Zealand, in a statement. “Now, powering up can be as simple as a quick spray before you head out the door.”

As for what does Xbox smell like? Microsoft says the answer is fruit, herbs, and various styles of wood. “Lynx Xbox is a fresh scent of pulsing green citrus, featuring top notes of kaffir lime and winter lemon, aromatic herbal middle notes of mint and sage, and woody bottom notes of patchouli and clearwood,” reads the product description. “Containing a range of natural essential oils, the Xbox Lynx range comes with a sleek new look and features a body spray, deodorant, and shower gel.”

[Momo]

I thought this would be an Xbox shaped like a wild cat 🐈

[Svejk]

Made from real bits of xboxs.  You'll get laid in no time.

[Joe Molotov]

Now you too can finally smell like Steve Ballmer during the DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS speech.

[Cerveza mas fina]

And people say xbox has no exclusives

[The Sceneman]

Will buy if it's available in NZ

Hopefully you can redeem codes for achievements

[benjipwns]

Will buy if it's available in NZ

Australia and New Zealand exclusive, for now

[Momo]

Will buy if it's available in NZ

Hopefully you can redeem codes for achievements

Why dont you want to get laid ever again?

[The Sceneman]

comfortably in a long-term relationship :shrug

body wash is just some soap to wash my ass with anyhow

[Cerveza mas fina]

I havent used bodywash in like 5 years, only eco friendly soaps for my skin.

Rubbing crazy fragrant chemicals into your body 

[BIONIC]

kaffir lime

Absolutely haram 

[nachobro]

kaffir? wrath explain yourself

[Great Rumbler]

I don't go for this fruity nonsense, gimme a body spray that smells like a red-ringed Xbox360 and we'll talk.

[demi]

nice. more lube for me to use in the shower.

[Svejk]

I don't go for this fruity nonsense, gimme a body spray that smells like a red-ringed Xbox360 and we'll talk.

Using these, I'm sure one would get red ringed alright.

[Momo]

kaffir lime

Absolutely haram 

I think the Arabic version has one f, this version is the absolute most offense word you can use in South Africa

[pilonv1]

If anyone wants me to ship them some dm me some dick pics

[The Sceneman]

Now you too can finally smell like Steve Ballmer during the DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS speech.

This man seems to be in a good condition!

[benjipwns]

it's his passion and love for developers trying to escape its faulty containment device

[Great Rumbler]

It's basically the Chernobyl of corporate excitement.