E3 2019 Thread - Nintendevolver wins again, baybee!! 20 years in a row!!

[thisismyusername]

Just goes to show how hollow a relationship built on hoping for nudes is.

Woah now. :eschsyungturksemoji Where did we ever enter a relationship? That said...

I love smash, so 

I'm making a note here: sMellee fan.

[PogiJones]

Not only do I love Smash, I'd say it's my favorite multiplayer series ever. Suck it, turdismyusername.

[paprikastaude]

boogey is on Keighley's stream and looks like his face has melted - creeps me out.

[Rahxephon91]

Oh please. You’ll give us several rants about how so and so series is dying or gaming sucks when they show a new game in some Japanese game series.

Didn’t say I didn’t rant. Just that your particular rant was hilarious because it wasn’t even provoked. Borys flat out said he likes modern games and you acted like some butt hurt fantard and wrote ALL OF THAT TEXT when no one said shit about modern games.

I have even been more positive about modern games and even as a week ago made a thread about how I am looking forward to this E3. The majority of this thread is positive and said Jack shit about modern games and then you wrote a dissertation about modern games no one asked for, wasn’t pertinent to the subject just because Borys thinks the new Star Wars game looks bad despite earnestly pleading he likes modern games.

When I rant, I do so with tact and on topic.

Um no.  It was provoked, by Bory's littarly attacking my opinion or can you just not read? I wrote a "dissertation" about my opinions on AAA games, because Broy's said (un-asked for too) that my opinion on modern games is wrong because I "suck the dick" of AAA games. I did'nt care that he likes or dislikes or whatever the new Star Wars game, that's not what my post was all about.

Next time actually know what the fuck your talking about before making a comment.

[Leadbelly]

Elder Scrolls Blades...

You know these people in the crowd either work at Bethesda or are paid to be there. No way people get that excited for what is essentially just another loot box game with waiting times and everything.

[paprikastaude]

they are having orgasms over that crappy fallout online game, of course they are plants. never seen such a crazy crowd in fact 

[Great Rumbler]

[Leadbelly]

At least they have Japanese people trying to speak English. That was entertaining. lol

[nachobro]

cgi ramen

[Chooky]

get in discord you dipshits

[naff]

Oh please. You’ll give us several rants about how so and so series is dying or gaming sucks when they show a new game in some Japanese game series.

Didn’t say I didn’t rant. Just that your particular rant was hilarious because it wasn’t even provoked. Borys flat out said he likes modern games and you acted like some butt hurt fantard and wrote ALL OF THAT TEXT when no one said shit about modern games.

I have even been more positive about modern games and even as a week ago made a thread about how I am looking forward to this E3. The majority of this thread is positive and said Jack shit about modern games and then you wrote a dissertation about modern games no one asked for, wasn’t pertinent to the subject just because Borys thinks the new Star Wars game looks bad despite earnestly pleading he likes modern games.

When I rant, I do so with tact and on topic.

Um no.  It was provoked, by Bory's littarly attacking my opinion or can you just not read? I wrote a "dissertation" about my opinions on AAA games, because Broy's said (un-asked for too) that my opinion on modern games is wrong because I "suck the dick" of AAA games. I did'nt care that he likes or dislikes or whatever the new Star Wars game, that's not what my post was all about.

Next time actually know what the fuck your talking about before making a comment.

yeah, i'm guessing cindi missed borys' toxic shit. so cringe.

speaking of cringe, this customer testimonial bethesda gam3r montage

ghostwire could be p sick.

[paprikastaude]

was that audience paid with drugs, holy fuck 

[Leadbelly]

OMG... The paid crowd is really starting to annoy me. They're getting far too carried away with their job.

[bork]

Bethesda crowd popping huge for mobile games 

[Leadbelly]

The crazy thing is, you could go really over the top just to take the piss, and yet nobody would notice. That's how insane the crowd is. You couldn't even parody it.

[thisismyusername]

get in discord you dipshits

That removes my anonymity around here. Unless Pogi is posting his smelly nudes around there. In which case...

I'm basically idling the Beth stream just for the ESO online drop.

[thisismyusername]

Deathloop seems kinda lame. Just taking Dishonored's gameplay systems and putting them into a multiplayer(?) shooter?

[nachobro]

DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM

[paprikastaude]

holy fuck doom gameplay trailer

[thisismyusername]

No TES6 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

DOOM sp looks great, DOOM mp.... Meh.

No one gives a shit about Nu-Dooms multiplayer. Shit, they can't even get Quake's right.

[Leadbelly]

Bethesda had nothing to show.

[Chooky]

uh youre just gonna skip over commander keen like that

[naff]

Bethesda had nothing to show.

p much

nu-doom looked like nu-doom

fallout 76... SUBSCRIPTION GATED BATTLE ROYALE MODE WOOOOOOO 

d-tier mobile commander keen game, mobile port and a doa tcg zzzz

[Leadbelly]

In a way I feel like you could skip this E3, probably why Sony skipped it in the first place.

All the major studios are obviously beginning their next gen games. They aren't going to show something until next year's E3.

[Himu]

In a way I feel like you could skip this E3, probably why Sony skipped it in the first place.

All the major studios are obviously beginning their next gen games. They aren't going to show something until next year's E3.

It’s the first day and MS has been underdelivering an entire generation.

[thisismyusername]

In a way I feel like you could skip this E3,

Not when Devolver is there.

Devolver coming to save E3, three years running.

[team filler]

Oh please. You’ll give us several rants about how so and so series is dying or gaming sucks when they show a new game in some Japanese game series.

Didn’t say I didn’t rant. Just that your particular rant was hilarious because it wasn’t even provoked. Borys flat out said he likes modern games and you acted like some butt hurt fantard and wrote ALL OF THAT TEXT when no one said shit about modern games.

I have even been more positive about modern games and even as a week ago made a thread about how I am looking forward to this E3. The majority of this thread is positive and said Jack shit about modern games and then you wrote a dissertation about modern games no one asked for, wasn’t pertinent to the subject just because Borys thinks the new Star Wars game looks bad despite earnestly pleading he likes modern games.

When I rant, I do so with tact and on topic.

Um no.  It was provoked, by Bory's littarly attacking my opinion or can you just not read? I wrote a "dissertation" about my opinions on AAA games, because Broy's said (un-asked for too) that my opinion on modern games is wrong because I "suck the dick" of AAA games. I did'nt care that he likes or dislikes or whatever the new Star Wars game, that's not what my post was all about.

Next time actually know what the fuck your talking about before making a comment.

don't fucking talk to cindi like that. I'll slap the shit out of you, lil bitch

[Himu]

[thisismyusername]

https://twitter.com/MahriaZook/status/1136244355998466050

[Leadbelly]

In a way I feel like you could skip this E3, probably why Sony skipped it in the first place.

All the major studios are obviously beginning their next gen games. They aren't going to show something until next year's E3.

It’s the first day and MS has been underdelivering an entire generation.

It's the first day, and there might be some interesting games that are revealed, but it seems obvious to me that most studios are now moving away from these current consoles and preparing for the next gen. And that means none of the really big stuff will be revealed until 2020.

Unless we get another Watch Dogs surprise.

[Himu]

That’s not obvious to me. A lot was announced. It’s just they had no gameplay to show because these days everyone likes to announce shit early.

[Leadbelly]

That’s not obvious to me. A lot was announced. It’s just they had no gameplay to show because these days everyone likes to announce shit early.

Well, in terms of something of substance that is shown. That said, Ubisoft surprised people with Watch Dogs that one E3 before the next gen, so you never know.

[thisismyusername]

Mommy Struthers.

[toku]

https://twitter.com/MahriaZook/status/1136244355998466050

wish i still had the "do it for her" meme image with her bloody still

[thisismyusername]

Don't worry, babe: I got you.

[Don Rumata]

Pretty shitty E3 so far.
Keanu in Cyberpunk being the highlight, kind of says it all.

I'm happy Tango hasn't been brought behind the barn yet, though.

[naff]

Keanu in Cyberpunk being the highlight, kind of says it all.

i feel this would still be the highlight for me in most situ's

[Don Rumata]

I mean it's cool, but Keanu Reeves isn't a great actor (beyond action roles, anyway), so aside from the meme value, it's not much.

I was really expecting to at least see some new CP2077 gameplay, not in a 5 seconds montage.
Maybe they'll show something in the coming days.

Also too fucking many CG trailers in general, i guess everyone's at the starting position with all their games.

They showed less gameplay of Halo and Gears 5 than last year, that was hilarious.

[Rufus]

Keanu Reeves was one of the few genuine surprises. I appreciated it for that alone.

Also: Khajiit hissing at a dragon. 👍

[nachobro]

flight sim tho

[Great Rumbler]

-Cyberpunk was cool, of course, and I'm happy that it finally has a release date
-New Arkane game is good news
-Doomy Turtle looked fantastic
-I'm interested in seeing more about Ghostwire
-Cried tears of joy seeing Fallout 76 finally become a real game
-News Tales looks pretty great
-Elden Rings will probably be cool

That's it so far.

[Himu]

holy shit the bethesda conference is 2 hours??

Pass. Watching GB MS stream now

[nachobro]

watch_dogz tomorrow at ubi and ff7 at square. hopefully a new yoko taro game too.

[nachobro]

oh 

https://twitter.com/Nova_Crystallis/status/1137921545622306816

[benjipwns]

free Borderlands 2 DLC, E3 delivers yet again

[Himu]

"it couldn't have been us" lmao

[Don Rumata]

If FF7R doesn't get delayed to Fall 2020, i'll be really fucking shocked.

[Himu]

the characters designs look good at least. Jessie especially looks fantastic.

[Rufus]

holy shit the bethesda conference is 2 hours??

Pass. Watching GB MS stream now

Just watch the trailers, much quicker that way.

https://2019.e3recap.com/

[Himu]

holy shit the bethesda conference is 2 hours??

Pass. Watching GB MS stream now

Just watch the trailers, much quicker that way.

https://2019.e3recap.com/

thanks

[Great Rumbler]

holy shit the bethesda conference is 2 hours??

Where are you getting that from? It's about an hour and 15 minutes long.

[Great Rumbler]

Early 2020 is going to be pretty wild.

[bork]

Devolver once again with the best presentation. 

Their little 8-bit throwback pack on Steam has a few fun little games in it.   

[Human Snorenado]

Cyberpunk and Devolver are the only highlights, as predicted, plus whatever new info Nintendo doles out about Fire Emblem.

Also, I wanna live in the Struthers-verse.

[Himu]

holy shit the bethesda conference is 2 hours??

Where are you getting that from? It's about an hour and 15 minutes long.

Giantbomb video has it at 2 hours

[Himu]

plus whatever new info Nintendo doles out about Fire Emblem.

you know it's going for a persona rip off this time right

[Himu]

Early 2020 is going to be pretty wild.

thank god aerith is a damsel to be rescued and not a strong confident woman that brushes aside being violently knocked over following a devastating terrorist attack

[Great Rumbler]

holy shit the bethesda conference is 2 hours??

Where are you getting that from? It's about an hour and 15 minutes long.

Giantbomb video has it at 2 hours

It's 15 minutes of them talking before the presentation and 30 minutes of them talking after it's over.

[Himu]

Early 2020 is going to be pretty wild.

thank god aerith is a damsel to be rescued and not a strong confident woman that brushes aside being violently knocked over following a devastating terrorist attack

literally the same character in fact. i'm sure they'll do the game justice.

 

holy shit the bethesda conference is 2 hours??

Where are you getting that from? It's about an hour and 15 minutes long.

Giantbomb video has it at 2 hours

It's 15 minutes of them talking before the presentation and 30 minutes of them talking after it's over.

thanks

[Great Rumbler]

She is being menaced by weird shadow monsters, I'd be pretty scared too.