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« Reply #300 on: June 10, 2019, 01:05:00 PM »
First time reading it over here!
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« Reply #301 on: June 10, 2019, 01:06:38 PM »
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It is a third-person action RPG. Unlike Sekiro, which has a heavy focus on action, Elden Ring puts more focus on RPG elements.

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« Reply #302 on: June 10, 2019, 01:09:14 PM »
Yeah I'm stoked for VTMB2

Wrpgs are back brehs and not w"rpgs" like Mass Effect. :aah

So good
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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #303 on: June 10, 2019, 01:09:48 PM »
not going to lie, kind of hyped for evil genius 2.

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« Reply #304 on: June 10, 2019, 01:12:29 PM »


DOPE
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« Reply #305 on: June 10, 2019, 01:17:18 PM »
PC winning

games with depth

how did western gaming bounce back like this

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« Reply #306 on: June 10, 2019, 01:18:31 PM »
BG3 is at the show :hyper
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« Reply #307 on: June 10, 2019, 01:24:55 PM »
"if the match lasts 4 minutes the hunters basically always lose" :lol

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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #308 on: June 10, 2019, 01:36:12 PM »
Thought it was Alien Isolation 2.

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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #309 on: June 10, 2019, 01:36:16 PM »
Battletoads looks awful, and I have a bunch of ill-placed nostalgia for the NES game, even.
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« Reply #310 on: June 10, 2019, 01:39:23 PM »
frankie ward could get it hard
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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #311 on: June 10, 2019, 01:57:54 PM »
That art director might think modern zoos are all about education and maintaining the health and wellbeing of animals, but I'm making Harambes Revenge

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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #312 on: June 10, 2019, 02:01:59 PM »
It'll just be the phone versions, with a fixed UI I'd guess.

LMAO, yeah.
I think the only one of those left on the Play Store is BG1:EE.   :fbm  Wanted to get BG2, but they all mysteriously got pulled.  Along with the Shadowrun games.  Much disappoint.

Planescape Torment and Neverwinter Nights are still there. I dunno why the others got pulled and BG1 and those were left.

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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #313 on: June 10, 2019, 02:09:10 PM »
Is it just me or does the woman in the PC Gaming Show look like Geena Davis in the late 80s?  Can't unsee it.
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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #314 on: June 10, 2019, 02:12:46 PM »
Shenmue III impressions?

:rage :tocry or :gladbron

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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #315 on: June 10, 2019, 02:12:51 PM »
lmao, dota chess grey market knock off exclusive to epic games store

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« Reply #316 on: June 10, 2019, 02:17:17 PM »
Shenmue III impressions?

:rage :tocry or :gladbron

looks like pure unadulterated trash.

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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #317 on: June 10, 2019, 02:19:35 PM »
Shenmue III impressions?

:rage :tocry or :gladbron

None of this matters. It's EGS only.

Let the meltdowns begin :rejoice

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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #318 on: June 10, 2019, 02:21:25 PM »
Eww, game sucks.
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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #319 on: June 10, 2019, 02:23:38 PM »
did shenmue 3 end up getting announced for xbox? i read something about that being on the website code

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« Reply #320 on: June 10, 2019, 02:26:36 PM »
i think it just said ps4?

who knows or cares, this is the e3 megaton


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« Reply #321 on: June 10, 2019, 02:27:10 PM »
lmao, dota chess grey market knock off exclusive to epic games store

That's because Valve C&D'd them into that. They can use "Auto-Chess" but not the ":DOTA2" part. Valve is supposedly making their own version for DOTA2 of that mod.

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« Reply #322 on: June 10, 2019, 02:27:16 PM »
did shenmue 3 end up getting announced for xbox? i read something about that being on the website code

nope. ps4/pc only.
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« Reply #323 on: June 10, 2019, 02:27:59 PM »
Eww, game sucks.

That's Tripwire, baby! XD!

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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #324 on: June 10, 2019, 02:33:32 PM »
Did he just make Her Story a second time?

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« Reply #325 on: June 10, 2019, 02:38:48 PM »
Shenmue 4 NEVER EVER:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ysnet/shenmue-3/posts/2532170



FUCK YOUR SALES
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*dabs on the Epic Games Store*

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« Reply #326 on: June 10, 2019, 02:42:10 PM »
if shenmue sales are low it'll be because it's a shenmue game, not because of a store :lol

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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #327 on: June 10, 2019, 02:43:26 PM »
the Her Story guy going "go on Steam, we all love Steam" :lol

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« Reply #328 on: June 10, 2019, 02:46:43 PM »
if shenmue sales are low it'll be because it's a shenmue game, not because of a store :lol

Let me have my trollin' and shitting on China spyware storefronts, nacho.  :maf



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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #329 on: June 10, 2019, 02:48:54 PM »
Fuck all about BGIII :lol


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« Reply #330 on: June 10, 2019, 02:49:41 PM »
drm free keanu on gog :mouf

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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #331 on: June 10, 2019, 02:50:16 PM »
FF8...remaster? Well, I mean I guess I'd take it, but really a remake would be far better.
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« Reply #332 on: June 10, 2019, 02:51:17 PM »
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« Reply #333 on: June 10, 2019, 02:51:40 PM »
i double checked my kickstarter and i got ps4 version so :yeshrug

it'll be on pc gamepass eventually though :rollsafe

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« Reply #334 on: June 10, 2019, 02:54:21 PM »
Well, nearly time for the Ubisoft conference. I am hoping they show something next-gen like last time with Watch Dogs.

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« Reply #335 on: June 10, 2019, 02:55:27 PM »
TIMU meltdown :rofl

Hardly. I'm just laughing at publishers shooting themselves in the knee-caps going Epic store exclusive when 1) that shit doesn't work and 2) nobody likes it.

Shenmue 3 is going to be pirated on PC so fucking hard because of it and Yu won't make his money back.

People are pisssssssssssssedddddddddd on Kickstarter right now because of it (and rightly so).

:lol "PC Gaming Show"

What a waste.

5 years running.

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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #336 on: June 10, 2019, 02:56:55 PM »
Baldur's Gate 3 Auto Chess, EGS Exclusive Q4 2021.
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« Reply #337 on: June 10, 2019, 02:59:23 PM »
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seb freeman 1 minute ago

This is extremely insulting.

I will not support any product associated with Yu Suzuki anymore.
Yu cancelled

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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #338 on: June 10, 2019, 03:00:42 PM »
ubisoft should just keep looping this song while showing trailers and that's it

edit: booooooo

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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #339 on: June 10, 2019, 03:02:25 PM »
wait the conference isn't for an hour lol what is this nonsense

bring back the looping song

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« Reply #340 on: June 10, 2019, 03:02:56 PM »
Oh... It's a pre-show.

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« Reply #341 on: June 10, 2019, 03:03:45 PM »
T-Pain vs. Lil Yachty Siege Showdown

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« Reply #342 on: June 10, 2019, 03:06:33 PM »
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William Wolynic 2 minutes ago

Please Suzuki-san, we have all come this far. Don't allow Shenmue 3 to be an Epic Game Store exclusive. I understand you had good intentions since the unreal engine is an epic product and you probably figured this move can help with the polishing of the game. However, epic and their store is an inferior product compared to steam. Plus the epic client is known to be hazardous to our PCs.

Your mission is to make Shenmue 3 the best it can be you once said. Please don't let it fail at this point with this move to make Shenmue 3 a epic game store exclusive.
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Benji Copeman 3 minutes ago

I really want to believe that this was not a decision made by Yu-san. Those who are angry, please understand this was probably a Deep Silver decision.

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« Reply #343 on: June 10, 2019, 03:07:53 PM »
wait the conference isn't for an hour lol what is this nonsense

bring back the looping song

As long as it isn‘t lockdown, I am not interested. :hmph

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« Reply #344 on: June 10, 2019, 03:09:14 PM »
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Benji Copeman 3 minutes ago

I really want to believe that this was not a decision made by Yu-san. Those who are angry, please understand this was probably a Deep Silver decision.

Benji “Copeman“, you do know who bought Deep Silver recently?  :gddr5

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« Reply #345 on: June 10, 2019, 03:10:10 PM »

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« Reply #346 on: June 10, 2019, 03:21:58 PM »
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William Wolynic 2 minutes ago

Please Suzuki-san, we have all come this far. Don't allow Shenmue 3 to be an Epic Game Store exclusive. I understand you had good intentions since the unreal engine is an epic product and you probably figured this move can help with the polishing of the game. However, epic and their store is an inferior product compared to steam. Plus the epic client is known to be hazardous to our PCs.

Your mission is to make Shenmue 3 the best it can be you once said. Please don't let it fail at this point with this move to make Shenmue 3 a epic game store exclusive.
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Benji Copeman 3 minutes ago

I really want to believe that this was not a decision made by Yu-san. Those who are angry, please understand this was probably a Deep Silver decision.

more like benji can't cope, man
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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #347 on: June 10, 2019, 03:23:38 PM »
lmao, dota chess grey market knock off exclusive to epic games store

That's because Valve C&D'd them into that. They can use "Auto-Chess" but not the ":DOTA2" part. Valve is supposedly making their own version for DOTA2 of that mod.

Valve tried to hire the guy to work with them directly, if by C&D you mean "Collaborate and Develop together".
He said no, he wanted to do his own thing on how own. Which turned out to be do his own thing with tencent I guess

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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #348 on: June 10, 2019, 03:25:16 PM »
Hey let's show 245 indie games that look like ass instead of Baldur's Gate 3.

It's like you're discovering what PC gaming is :lol

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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #349 on: June 10, 2019, 03:32:43 PM »
This E3 is boring
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« Reply #350 on: June 10, 2019, 03:40:20 PM »
https://twitter.com/LimitedRunGames/status/1138168576450473984

tie fighter re-release :leon

jedi academy re-release :lawd

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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #351 on: June 10, 2019, 03:40:35 PM »
yu suzuki is a genius

sit on shenmue name to build up hype
take cash from sony so they could have it as a moment in their presser
take cash from kickstarters so they can have a steam key
take cash from epic to make it exclusive to their store
release game made from the same tech as the last entry in the series two decades ago.

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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #352 on: June 10, 2019, 03:47:03 PM »
I hope Twilight Princess HDD is coming out for the Switch soon.
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« Reply #353 on: June 10, 2019, 03:49:39 PM »
I hope Twilight Princess HDD is coming out for the Switch soon.

And Wind Waker :rejoice

Literally the last games I need before I can chuck my Weeeooo in a closet forever :rejoice

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« Reply #354 on: June 10, 2019, 03:49:50 PM »
Over 200 dollars given to them for Shenmue III, years of defending them on message boards, waiting 4 years for gameplay footage of Shenmue III, and they went and fucked me.

I'm really broken hearted right now and need something to drink.
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« Reply #355 on: June 10, 2019, 03:59:05 PM »
The worst part is they've gone and fucked the game. I myself am willing to play Shenmue on a toaster. I wouldn't care. But that's not the case for others. Shenmue I and II were locked behind platforms. 1 was exclusive to the DC until just last year. II got exclusivity in America and they didn't release the game on Dreamcast mere weeks away from release so it could be exclusive on the Xbox. Shenmue has been limited to be locked behind platforms for so long and I truly had hope III would do well if they played their cards right as a niche product in an age where games like Papers Please and Life Is Strange sell millions of copies. There's a market for a niche product that does the things Shenmue does these days, far more than when it first was released. And having it on Steam and stuff would have done wonders for the franchise.

And then they went and fucked it.

I just can't comprehend it.

Like, I'm beyond sad right now. This has broken my fucking heart.
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« Reply #356 on: June 10, 2019, 04:04:03 PM »
You have absolutely no clue how much money and support Epic offered them, what their financial situation was that led them to that decision, etc. though.

And Steam has thousands and thousands of games competing for attention;  and EGS has millions of users and growing w/ far less products competing for attention... so again, you have no clue how this business decision will effect the franchise.

1. Steam was advertised on Fangamer survey.
2. Steam has been listed as supported almost from the get go.
3. They pulled the rug.
4. This game is fucked.

If Epic gave money, it must have been recent.
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« Reply #357 on: June 10, 2019, 04:04:40 PM »
Riotous coming in and bragging about his cock again. What else is new.

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« Reply #358 on: June 10, 2019, 04:06:12 PM »
Cindi it's still coming to PS4, a console a fuckton of people have...

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Re: E3 2019 Thread of 'Eh' Times Three
« Reply #359 on: June 10, 2019, 04:06:50 PM »
I can't believe Shenmue 3 is dead.