E3 2019 Thread - Nintendevolver wins again, baybee!! 20 years in a row!!

[james]

Can we ban James until after the ninceldo thing is done and just post about him constantly?

Fuck off Nintendo direct is the only reason worth living these days

[nachobro]

nintendy in 30 min

[BisMarckie]

Super Mario Bros 2 in Mario Maker 2 is everything I need

[Raist]

What are people excited for from Nintendo these days?

I keep seeing people talking about like.. a new character in Super Smash Brothers.. as if that's huge news;  and I remain confused by Nintendo fans.

Deep inside thye know that they're going to get the same shit from Ninty for decades to come, so they have to get excited about something.

[bork]

I don't want Link's Awakening to play any different, but they already changed the art style so I know they're going to do it.

 

[james]

What are people excited for from Nintendo these days?

I keep seeing people talking about like.. a new character in Super Smash Brothers.. as if that's huge news;  and I remain confused by Nintendo fans.

Here is what I do not and and want:

Here are my predictions for Nintendo.

40 minute show

WORST CASE SCENARIO

-Intro + talking Japanese people + amiibos = 6 minutes including info on how the japanese lady became an amiibo designer
-Luigi Mansion 3 = 5 minutes of explaining what the vacuum does
-Zelda Remake = 5 minutes
-Labo VR 2 = 2 minutes
-Smash DLC = 4 minutes of details on what each move does
-Splatoon puzzle game (aka dr mario) for Android = 3 minutes
-Indie sizzle real = 4 minutes
-Weebo JRPG crap
-Animal crossing = 4 minutes and it become clear it's essentially an HD port of City Folk but there are micro transactions
-Marvel crap = 2 minutes
-Switch Music Maraca Edition - 2 minutes
-Teaser cgi bullshit for Metroid = 1 minute

BEST CASE SCENARIO

-Intro + talking Japanese people + amiibos = 1 minute
-Luigi Mansion 3 = 1 minute
-Zelda Remake = 1 minute
-Smash DLC = 1 minute
-Splatoon 2 gets support for another year = 5 minutes
-Indie sizzle real = 4 minutes
-Animal crossing = 5 minutes
-Teaser cgi bullshit for Metroid = 1 minute
-Pilotwings Planet (same team as MS Flight Simulator) = 3 minutes
-Mario Golf = 2 minutes
-Doshin the Giant 3 = 1 minute
-Switch Wars (advance wars) = 2 minutes
-Switch Karaoke = 1 minute
-Nintendo buys Midway and makes Rush 2051 = 2 minutes
-Dreamcast remastered collection featuring Virtua Tennis, Propeller Arena, Crazy taxi 2, Ooga Booga, + 4 other games = 2 minutes
-Crazy Taxi 4 = 1 minute
-Mario Kart 9 = 3 minutes
-Monkey Ball definitive edition free to play with Switch Online subscription
-Eternal Darkness 2 + HD remaster of 1 = 2 minutes
-House of the dead 17 or whatever theyre on these days = 1 minute
-Switch Sports Resort = 1 minute
-Kirby Tilt and Tumble 2 for the Wii U = 1 minute
-Switch Online gets free Gameboy games, 4 titles per month
-Star Wars Rogue Squadron trilogy 4k edition
-Big one last thing reveal = Krystal gets her own action adventure game and her fur looks amazing + shes in SSB


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[BisMarckie]

So far the winner of e3 has been Sony. 

[Coffee Dog]

I don't want Link's Awakening to play any different, but they already changed the art style so I know they're going to do it.

 

If I cant get stuck by knocking the ball in the eagle tower out of bounds it is a bad game.

[Svejk]

Only thing that would push me to jump on the N wagon again, is if they dropped a 2D Metroid 5 out of nowhere.

[james]

Imagine if they include Krystal and Marina in pilotwings as selectable characters

IMAGINE

[Cerveza mas fina]

Switch is all I have played on in the last two years apart from that month where I was unemployed and booted up the PS4.

Always play portable too.

Thats why Im excited

Ill prob dust off the PC or PS4 for Cyberpunk and FF7.

[demi]

https://twitter.com/majornelson/status/304396492314128385

https://twitter.com/majornelson/status/1137851569678905347

[Momo]

Can we ban James until after the ninceldo thing is done and just post about him constantly?

Fuck off Nintendo direct is the only reason worth living these days

radicalised by pickachu buttocks I see

[BisMarckie]

Switch is all I have played on in the last two years apart from that month where I was unemployed and booted up the PS4.

Always play portable too.

Thats why Im excited

Ill prob dust off the PC or PS4 for Cyberpunk and FF7.

If I couldn‘t have some time for myself and was limited to play portable vidya, I would have murdered my entire family.

[thisismyusername]

Can we ban James until after the ninceldo thing is done and just post about him constantly?

Fuck off Nintendo direct is the only reason worth living these days

Incorrect.

https://twitter.com/SheasonFisher/status/1134994504623091712

You tried.

[james]

Fun fact, the first Microsoft and Nintendo collaboration was in Pilotwings 64, when Miencraft villagers spawned an Iron Golem

[nachobro]

[james]

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[BisMarckie]

Super Nintendo games for Nintendo Online subscribers please. 

[james]

Super Nintendo games for Nintendo Online subscribers please. 

Youre getting black and white Gameboy games for the next 14 months and youre going to fucking love it

[thetylerrob]

Switch price drop, I'm cheap and I want to play smash outside of lunch breaks

[BisMarckie]

Switch price drop, I'm cheap and I want to play smash outside of lunch breaks

Buying Nintendo products at a discount is basically piracy.

[tiesto]

What are people excited for from Nintendo these days?

I keep seeing people talking about like.. a new character in Super Smash Brothers.. as if that's huge news;  and I remain confused by Nintendo fans.

Honestly, now that they blew their load with Odyssey and BOTW, not too much. The hope a long dormant obscure franchise comes back, or seeing what Japanese 3rd party exclusives are coming.

[Momo]

Official Nintendo emulators for pc please 

[Cerveza mas fina]

Switch is all I have played on in the last two years apart from that month where I was unemployed and booted up the PS4.

Always play portable too.

Thats why Im excited

Ill prob dust off the PC or PS4 for Cyberpunk and FF7.

If I couldn‘t have some time for myself and was limited to play portable vidya, I would have murdered my entire family.

Its not a limitation, its my own choice

I have time, i just rather play portable on the couch or bed or whatever (I already finished like 6-7 games this year)

There is just something that makes games more accessible and fun experience on the switch

I can also half play half watch something with my wife etc which is more fun then being in a man cave.

[Momo]

There's something about grown men being unreasonably excited about things curated almost exclusively for pre-teens that makes me literally shake irl, kinda like bronies. Enjoy the Nintendo thing James 

[bork]

DQ11 Hero is in Smash!

Other heroes too!  Guess they're skins?

[james]

I dont even know who this is

[bork]

If they're opening this Direct with a DLC character announcement...does that mean there's not much to expect?

Yup, now it's DQXI for Switch.  We saw this already.

[james]

Where is Krystal

[Svejk]

Wow....  so NOT Reggie. lol

[thetylerrob]

Trash

[nachobro]

[james]

Stop wasting time on banter

[bork]

Lex LuthorDoug Bowser skits now.

[james]

I told you we'd get 5 minutes of vacuum instructions

I fucking told you

[Joe Molotov]

Gooigi

[nachobro]

gooigi

[Raist]

[Joe Molotov]

James has already jerked it to gooigi

[bork]

Can he snap his fingers and turn into Reggie?

[BisMarckie]

Luigi can suck my dick

with his vacuum cleaner

[james]

James has already jerked it to gooigi

Bring on the peach goo

[Joe Molotov]

Dark Crystal Emblems

[nachobro]

zelda pop is still uggo

[bork]

Best Zelda

[bork]

Dungeon creation and exploring! 

[BisMarckie]

More Square Enix anime weeb shit.

[bork]

Secret of Mana 3 remake?  Was this announced before?

[james]

Zelda looks good

This weebo crap does not

[bork]

Mana Collection on eShop today!

[BisMarckie]

Witcher 3 now running at 9fps in handheld mode

[nachobro]

more like witcher 3 fps

[Svejk]

Am I the only one that's horribly annoyed with them snapping everything for switch? snapping and switching are not the same thing.

[bork]

more like witcher 3 fps

[james]

Is witcher good never heard of it

More weebo crap

[Svejk]

 

[Joe Molotov]

Switcher 3