Boston Approves Application for Straight Pride Parade

[Tasty]

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/26/us/straight-pride-parade-boston.html

What's the gay version of a race war?

[ToxicAdam]

It's going to be like one of those KKK rallies where there are 12 participants and 3000 protesters.

[Brehvolution]

So just a parade.


So pathetically needy. 

[Transhuman]

This is payback for every gay pride parade where they didn't let the straight guys have  a float

[Great Rumbler]

yeah and what about white history month

[Akala]

nothing screams straight like a parade.

[Joe Molotov]

I've already picked out my clothes for it.

[agrajag]

I've already picked out my clothes for it.

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[ToxicAdam]

Maybe they can get Michelle Bachmann's husband to be the grand marshal.

[Don Rumata]

Now i can finally say "I'm ok with straight people, but not when they parade it around and are too overt about it!". 

[BisMarckie]

Good thing nobody on the Bore would be allowed to participate.

[Tasty]

Think Tulsi's going?

[Tasty]

Isn't this just the line outside of Centrefolds every Saturday night in June?

If you've been then you'd know there's absolutely zero pride in that line, lol.

Reminds me of the time our tech startup CEO took a group of us there after hours.

Was my first look at vagoo in person

I don't know where I was going with this.

[Tasty]

CF is dingy as dishwater and GS is way emptier (in my experience), but the gap between them in both areas are still pretty close... same owner and location after all lol.

[Trent Dole]

[eleuin]

racist and homophobic pick a struggle bawston

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The funny thing is that all those people are gonna home and jack off to DL gay porn by the time their beards go to sleep.

[Great Rumbler]

I've already picked out my clothes for it.

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Got mine ready:

[chronovore]

I've already picked out my clothes for it.

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Got mine ready:

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You're the head-band one on the left, correct?

[Momo]

This is going to be Milo and his 5 straight friends isnt it

[Himu]

A straight float will look like one of those tattoos where it’s a girl posing very sexily. Kind of like on the Highwind in FFVII.

[benjipwns]

The parade organizers — a group called Super Happy Fun America, whose slogan is “it’s great to be straight” — celebrated on Wednesday at a news conference, where they denied that their event was anti-gay or intended to mock L.G.B.T. Pride.

“I agree it is unusual to have something like this, but a lot of things seem unpopular at first but then they become mainstream,” John Hugo, the president of Super Happy Fun America, said at the news conference.

nah, it'll never catch on, just another one of these fads

[benjipwns]

A sense that the whole enterprise may be an effort to troll the left has hung over the parade.

When the parade was condemned by all five co-hosts of “The View,” the organizers fired back with a statement calling their comments “an act of literal violence that has endangered the lives of heterosexuals everywhere.”

yep, gonna need more evidence

[Great Rumbler]

A straight float will look like one of those tattoos where it’s a girl posing very sexily. Kind of like on the Highwind in FFVII.

Nah, it'll be an F-150 with a huge tailpipe and truck nuts.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Its coming back!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Super Gay Fun America