Author Topic: I just finished taking a shower (Read 18274 times)

shosta · « **Reply #60 on:** July 03, 2019, 03:37:27 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 03, 2019, 03:25:15 PM

I am not a peasant in 1520 Saxony.

Yeah? You live in such material opulence that you no longer need to scrub the shit out of your ass? Are you fucking stupid?

agrajag · « **Reply #61 on:** July 03, 2019, 03:39:27 PM »

maybe if you trimmed your ass hairs, you wouldn't need to scrub the shit out yo ass

shosta · « **Reply #62 on:** July 03, 2019, 03:39:28 PM »

this thread's got me fucked up

Quote from: agrajag on July 03, 2019, 03:39:27 PM

maybe if you trimmed your ass hairs, you wouldn't need to scrub the shit out yo ass

I shave my asshole with a double edged safety razor, I'm like a master samurai during the Edo period. Requires perfect dexterity and execution.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #63 on:** July 03, 2019, 03:40:52 PM »

you can easily tell who does and doesn't eat ass and vice versa in this thread

agrajag · « **Reply #64 on:** July 03, 2019, 03:42:11 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 03, 2019, 03:39:28 PM

this thread's got me fucked up

Quote from: agrajag on July 03, 2019, 03:39:27 PM
maybe if you trimmed your ass hairs, you wouldn't need to scrub the shit out yo ass

I shave my asshole with a double edged safety razor, I'm like a master samurai during the Edo period. Requires perfect dexterity and execution.

I hope one day you slip in the shower and lacerate the fuck out of your rectum

team filler · « **Reply #65 on:** July 03, 2019, 03:45:33 PM »

agrajag · « **Reply #66 on:** July 03, 2019, 03:48:14 PM »

Quote from: filler on July 03, 2019, 03:45:33 PM

that's how shosta washes his ass

BisMarckie · « **Reply #67 on:** July 03, 2019, 03:48:17 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 03, 2019, 03:37:27 PM

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 03, 2019, 03:25:15 PM
I am not a peasant in 1520 Saxony.
Yeah? You live in such material opulence that you no longer need to scrub the shit out of your ass? Are you fucking stupid?

Shut up Glen.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #68 on:** July 03, 2019, 03:48:59 PM »

I have a bidet. A real one, not one of these poverty ones that you mount on your toilet.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #69 on:** July 03, 2019, 03:50:47 PM »

i know what i'm eating tonight

agrajag · « **Reply #70 on:** July 03, 2019, 03:51:19 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 03, 2019, 03:48:59 PM

I have a bidet. A real one, not these poverty ones that you mount on your toilet.

if your toilet doesn't greet you in 2019, you are a peasant

shosta · « **Reply #71 on:** July 03, 2019, 03:51:48 PM »

Do they make one that eats your ass, too?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #72 on:** July 03, 2019, 03:53:28 PM »

I just wanted to point out that, yes, you should only be using a wash cloth once before putting it in the laundry

agrajag · « **Reply #73 on:** July 03, 2019, 03:54:37 PM »

the only time I used a wash cloth is when I'm forced to use one when staying in a hotel and those weird thin soap bars they give you. We have superior technology now

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #74 on:** July 03, 2019, 03:55:56 PM »

I mean, a loofa or whatever I assumed we’re counting as a cloth designed for washing

nudemacusers · « **Reply #75 on:** July 03, 2019, 04:00:10 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 03, 2019, 03:27:31 PM

Quote from: shosta on July 03, 2019, 03:23:34 PM
Are there literally people in this thread that don't use a washcloth to wash?

In what universe does it make an appreciable difference in hygiene?

It’s a gentle way to exfoliate the skin while building a lather. Like I’m going to use some artificial fiber loofah nonsense when I can luxuriate with 800gm Egyptian cotton

TEEEPO · « **Reply #76 on:** July 03, 2019, 04:02:44 PM »

800gm egyptian cotton

nudemacusers · « **Reply #77 on:** July 03, 2019, 04:06:47 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #78 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:02:17 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 03, 2019, 04:00:10 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 03, 2019, 03:27:31 PM
Quote from: shosta on July 03, 2019, 03:23:34 PM
Are there literally people in this thread that don't use a washcloth to wash?

In what universe does it make an appreciable difference in hygiene?
It’s a gentle way to exfoliate the skin while building a lather. Like I’m going to use some artificial fiber loofah nonsense when I can luxuriate with 800gm Egyptian cotton

I'll take this as confirmation it does not make an appreciable different in hygiene.

Tasty · « **Reply #79 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:03:43 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 03, 2019, 03:37:27 PM

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 03, 2019, 03:25:15 PM
I am not a peasant in 1520 Saxony.
Yeah? You live in such material opulence that you no longer need to scrub the shit out of your ass? Are you fucking stupid?

Bars of soap don't exist?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #80 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:25:08 PM »

You just rub a bar on yourself and then reuse it? Tasty, no, not like this. No it is not self cleaning

Himu · « **Reply #81 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:30:35 PM »

HOW do men who just shower with a bar of soap wash their dicks?

How?! Your hands aren't going to get into those crevices and ridges.

Rufus · « **Reply #82 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:39:17 PM »

What do you do about your belly button? Innies only.

Tasty · « **Reply #83 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:39:39 PM »

Wash-clothes are hankies for the ass. No thanks.

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 03, 2019, 05:25:08 PM

You just rub a bar on yourself and then reuse it? Tasty, no, not like this. No it is not self cleaning

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on July 03, 2019, 05:30:35 PM

HOW do men who just shower with a bar of soap wash their dicks?

How?! Your hands aren't going to get into those crevices and ridges.

Soap lathers pretty easily.

In addition, I trust soap to self-clean more than a piece of wet cloth.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #84 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:41:20 PM »

You use the cloth once and do laundry

shosta · « **Reply #85 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:42:25 PM »

Ok, that's ridiculous

Tasty · « **Reply #86 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:42:31 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 03, 2019, 05:41:20 PM

You use it the cloth once and do laundry

Everyone in the household is expected to have a laundry's worth of their own clean ass-hankies? Gotta say I don't buy it.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #87 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:43:23 PM »

we do laundry nearly daily, so, yeah our stack of 8 or so wash clothes does the trick

Tasty · « **Reply #88 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:44:00 PM »

Also, throw the bar of soap out the window. Body wash would be an even better counterargument.

Nudemac don't @ me

shosta · « **Reply #89 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:44:28 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 03, 2019, 05:43:23 PM

we do laundry nearly daily

?!

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #90 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:44:28 PM »

Ewwwww y’all reuse your wash cloths

shosta · « **Reply #91 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:45:32 PM »

Someone ought to make an alignment chart for washing.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #92 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:45:38 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 03, 2019, 05:44:28 PM

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 03, 2019, 05:43:23 PM
we do laundry nearly daily, so, yeah our stack of 8 or so wash clothes does the trick
?!

Yeah, bitch, laundry usually every other day, suck it

Tasty · « **Reply #93 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:46:34 PM »

Also, if you're really cleaning as thoroughly as you should, those ass-hankies are getting brownstained to hell, ridiculous daily laundry schedule or no. Short of them being white and using a ton of bleach -- but then you're really taking a chance on the possibility those stains don't wash out. So I have to think you're using dark-colored ass-hankies and you don't even realize how disgustingly stained they've become over time.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #94 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:48:40 PM »

WIPE 👏 YOUR 👏 ASS 👏

But yeah duh white wash cloths but you shouldn’t be wiping into fecal matter lol c’mon

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #95 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:49:47 PM »

Don’t be a coward, post photos of your brown eye rn

Tasty · « **Reply #96 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:49:49 PM »

Meanwhile I leave a bar of soap under water for 60 seconds and it noticeably decreases in size (indicating the outer, dry, potentially-dirty surface is completely gone.)

Literally lather, rinse, repeat.

Tasty · « **Reply #97 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:50:43 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 03, 2019, 05:48:40 PM

WIPE 👏 YOUR 👏 ASS 👏

But yeah duh white wash cloths but you shouldn’t be wiping into fecal matter lol c’mon

Confirmed: You don't clean your ass as thoroughly as I do. Who's unhygenic now?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #98 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:51:46 PM »

Rn, coward

On the real, I use body wash and a cloth. And because I don’t want any brown streaks if I’m concerned there might be I do a hand only prewash. IF YOU MUST KNOW

Tasty · « **Reply #99 on:** July 03, 2019, 05:53:10 PM »

The burden of proof is on the accuser. You're the one trying to prove washclothes' existence is worth defending.

Take a pic of all your washclothes laid out in high resolution.

Himu · « **Reply #100 on:** July 03, 2019, 06:00:53 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 03, 2019, 05:46:34 PM

Also, if you're really cleaning as thoroughly as you should, those ass-hankies are getting brownstained to hell, ridiculous daily laundry schedule or no. Short of them being white and using a ton of bleach -- but then you're really taking a chance on the possibility those stains don't wash out. So I have to think you're using dark-colored ass-hankies and you don't even realize how disgustingly stained they've become over time.

I’ve used wash cloths my entire life and none of them are brown.

Also your hands are not abrasive. You’re not nearly getting the dirt you think you are getting but if it works for you...

Kara · « **Reply #101 on:** July 03, 2019, 06:02:11 PM »

Plebs that don't use Castile soap.

toku · « **Reply #102 on:** July 03, 2019, 06:03:04 PM »

no wash cloth will reach your sins

shosta · « **Reply #103 on:** July 03, 2019, 06:03:20 PM »

Sorry tasty, I have to put this thread on super ignore

agrajag · « **Reply #104 on:** July 03, 2019, 06:10:19 PM »

Quote from: riotous on July 03, 2019, 06:04:11 PM

Hey he's named Tasty Meat not Soapy Meat.

the poo adds to the flavor?

Himu · « **Reply #105 on:** July 03, 2019, 06:13:30 PM »

Tbh I don’t use my washcloth in between the cheeks because I have a bidet. Therefore I re-use washcloths and trade it out for a new one every other day.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #106 on:** July 03, 2019, 07:30:46 PM »

Quote from: bork on July 02, 2019, 07:56:00 PM

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 02, 2019, 06:02:52 PM
Lol look at this girl selling her bath water, so dumb, now everyone is talking about it, so dumb

Gotta be a joke she's not actually really doing th--

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You just know ReeEra bought several gallons collectively.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #107 on:** July 03, 2019, 08:08:41 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 03, 2019, 05:49:47 PM

Don’t be a coward, post photos of your brown eye rn

Brown eye vids are the new dick sucking vids

nudemacusers · « **Reply #108 on:** July 03, 2019, 08:10:07 PM »

Also I have a dual shower head so I can spray out the anoose region prior to scrubbing.

Also I eat well so I don’t have a mess in there.

bork · « **Reply #109 on:** July 03, 2019, 11:10:31 PM »

https://twitter.com/VitoGesualdi/status/1146449811480010752
https://twitter.com/VitoGesualdi/status/1146568246528659461

naff · « **Reply #110 on:** July 04, 2019, 01:45:14 AM »

whoa, this whole wash cloth thing is ignant af. a lil' skin on skin rubbing with soap is more than enough to remove the standard build up of dirt and grime, if you need a wash cloth or scrubber to get heavy build up off well, go ahead. for standard washing you aren't getting any cleaner. it's just ocd.

Transhuman · « **Reply #111 on:** July 04, 2019, 02:19:42 AM »

Quote from: shosta on July 03, 2019, 03:23:34 PM

Are there literally people in this thread that don't use a washcloth to wash?

Using a washcloth is just smearing your own filth back onto yourself

TEEEPO · « **Reply #112 on:** July 04, 2019, 03:17:26 AM »

eat my wash clothed ass

agrajag · « **Reply #113 on:** July 05, 2019, 01:16:06 AM »

https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1146970407427166209

VomKriege · « **Reply #114 on:** July 05, 2019, 03:35:44 AM »

Quote from: agrajag on July 05, 2019, 01:16:06 AM

https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1146970407427166209

https://twitter.com/mechapoetic/status/1146982669668032513

Reading the Twitter thread is like I’ve been teleported 80 years into the future, as well.

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lateral thinking and extreme violence 🇩🇿🇱🇾
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4h
Let me break this down in the least condescending way I can figure: men today by a large number are numbed to the typical sexual tropes and kinks both due to societal attitudes towards certain cishet male sexual mainstays and that many are essentially the norm now
(...)
Furthermore, you kind of see glimpses into what men like this want both with this and if you go on reddit (I'm an ex MGTOW) and hear what are thier fears with women
(...)
Like, it's actually shocking seeing what her fans are like that we haven't skipped to what I assumed was the next stage of ubiquitous kink: chubby nerd girl cheats on you with "Chad" POV
(...)
But with this, it's less about feeling shame and more about feeling the intersection of thier hobbies and intimacy being met. Which in hindsight was bound to be a demand in due time
(...)
The "hot nerd girl takes pity on you" kink has really been around since the 2000s with the whole "booth babe" trope. Now, it's just a situation of "are you prepared to have a shameless demo.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #115 on:** July 05, 2019, 03:40:07 AM »

Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 05, 2019, 01:53:33 AM

I haven't even paid attention enough to see what the girl looked like and now I'm like "her?"

But then again thirsty dudes online ain't exactly purveyors of taste.

speak for yourself buddy, i'd prob nut the second my tongue touches her unwashed ass

shosta · « **Reply #116 on:** July 05, 2019, 03:43:37 AM »

She is too hot. you would splurge your sploon sauce before she could even say "white male privilege". You wouldn't be a one pump chump with her! Your premature ejaculation would happen so fast that it would create a rift in spacetime and a black hole would appear that would suck you into it and you would end up in an alternative dimension living another existence as a meager fish or something silly like that.

VomKriege · « **Reply #117 on:** July 05, 2019, 03:50:23 AM »

After thinking about it... No I don't respect the hustle, either.

Himu · « **Reply #118 on:** July 05, 2019, 03:51:52 AM »

I want fat dick.

VomKriege · « **Reply #119 on:** July 05, 2019, 06:59:32 AM »

Live and let live, for sure, I'm not here to save those people from themselves or one another. I don't think anything should be done about it but I have some contempt rather than respect for it.

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Author Topic: I just finished taking a shower (Read 18274 times)