I just finished taking a shower

[TEEEPO]

you can easily tell who does and doesn't eat ass and vice versa in this thread

[agrajag]

this thread's got me fucked up

maybe if you trimmed your ass hairs, you wouldn't need to scrub the shit out yo ass

 

I shave my asshole with a double edged safety razor, I'm like a master samurai during the Edo period. Requires perfect dexterity and execution.

I hope one day you slip in the shower and lacerate the fuck out of your rectum

 

[team filler]

[agrajag]

that's how shosta washes his ass

[BisMarckie]

I am not a peasant in 1520 Saxony.

Yeah? You live in such material opulence that you no longer need to scrub the shit out of your ass? Are you fucking stupid?

Shut up Glen.

[BisMarckie]

I have a bidet. A real one, not one of these poverty ones that you mount on your toilet.

[TEEEPO]

i know what i'm eating tonight 

[agrajag]

I have a bidet. A real one, not these poverty ones that you mount on your toilet.

if your toilet doesn't greet you in 2019, you are a peasant

[CatsCatsCats]

I just wanted to point out that, yes, you should only be using a wash cloth once before putting it in the laundry

[agrajag]

the only time I used a wash cloth is when I'm forced to use one when staying in a hotel and those weird thin soap bars they give you. We have superior technology now

[CatsCatsCats]

I mean, a loofa or whatever I assumed we’re counting as a cloth designed for washing

[nudemacusers]

Are there literally people in this thread that don't use a washcloth to wash?

In what universe does it make an appreciable difference in hygiene?

It’s a gentle way to exfoliate the skin while building a lather. Like I’m going to use some artificial fiber loofah nonsense when I can luxuriate with 800gm Egyptian cotton

[TEEEPO]

800gm egyptian cotton   

[nudemacusers]

🥺

[Tasty]

Are there literally people in this thread that don't use a washcloth to wash?

In what universe does it make an appreciable difference in hygiene?

It’s a gentle way to exfoliate the skin while building a lather. Like I’m going to use some artificial fiber loofah nonsense when I can luxuriate with 800gm Egyptian cotton

I'll take this as confirmation it does not make an appreciable different in hygiene.

[Tasty]

I am not a peasant in 1520 Saxony.

Yeah? You live in such material opulence that you no longer need to scrub the shit out of your ass? Are you fucking stupid?

Bars of soap don't exist?

[CatsCatsCats]

You just rub a bar on yourself and then reuse it? Tasty, no, not like this. No it is not self cleaning

[Himu]

HOW do men who just shower with a bar of soap wash their dicks?

How?! Your hands aren't going to get into those crevices and ridges.

[Rufus]

What do you do about your belly button? Innies only.

[Tasty]

Wash-clothes are hankies for the ass. No thanks.

You just rub a bar on yourself and then reuse it? Tasty, no, not like this. No it is not self cleaning

HOW do men who just shower with a bar of soap wash their dicks?

How?! Your hands aren't going to get into those crevices and ridges.

Soap lathers pretty easily.

In addition, I trust soap to self-clean more than a piece of wet cloth.

[CatsCatsCats]

You use the cloth once and do laundry 

[Tasty]

You use it the cloth once and do laundry 

Everyone in the household is expected to have a laundry's worth of their own clean ass-hankies? Gotta say I don't buy it.

[CatsCatsCats]

we do laundry nearly daily, so, yeah our stack of 8 or so wash clothes does the trick

[Tasty]

Also, throw the bar of soap out the window. Body wash would be an even better counterargument.

Nudemac don't @ me

[CatsCatsCats]

Ewwwww y’all reuse your wash cloths

 

[CatsCatsCats]

we do laundry nearly daily, so, yeah our stack of 8 or so wash clothes does the trick

?!

Yeah, bitch, laundry usually every other day, suck it

[Tasty]

Also, if you're really cleaning as thoroughly as you should, those ass-hankies are getting brownstained to hell, ridiculous daily laundry schedule or no. Short of them being white and using a ton of bleach -- but then you're really taking a chance on the possibility those stains don't wash out. So I have to think you're using dark-colored ass-hankies and you don't even realize how disgustingly stained they've become over time.

[CatsCatsCats]

WIPE 👏 YOUR 👏 ASS 👏

But yeah duh white wash cloths but you shouldn’t be wiping into fecal matter lol c’mon

[CatsCatsCats]

Don’t be a coward, post photos of your brown eye rn

[Tasty]

Meanwhile I leave a bar of soap under water for 60 seconds and it noticeably decreases in size (indicating the outer, dry, potentially-dirty surface is completely gone.)

Literally lather, rinse, repeat.

[Tasty]

WIPE 👏 YOUR 👏 ASS 👏

But yeah duh white wash cloths but you shouldn’t be wiping into fecal matter lol c’mon

Confirmed: You don't clean your ass as thoroughly as I do. Who's unhygenic now?

[CatsCatsCats]

Rn, coward

On the real, I use body wash and a cloth. And because I don’t want any brown streaks if I’m concerned there might be I do a hand only prewash. IF YOU MUST KNOW

[Tasty]

The burden of proof is on the accuser. You're the one trying to prove washclothes' existence is worth defending.

Take a pic of all your washclothes laid out in high resolution.

[Himu]

Also, if you're really cleaning as thoroughly as you should, those ass-hankies are getting brownstained to hell, ridiculous daily laundry schedule or no. Short of them being white and using a ton of bleach -- but then you're really taking a chance on the possibility those stains don't wash out. So I have to think you're using dark-colored ass-hankies and you don't even realize how disgustingly stained they've become over time.

I’ve used wash cloths my entire life and none of them are brown.

Also your hands are not abrasive. You’re not nearly getting the dirt you think you are getting but if it works for you...

[Kara]

Plebs that don't use Castile soap.

[toku]

no wash cloth will reach your sins

[agrajag]

Hey he's named Tasty Meat not Soapy Meat.

the poo adds to the flavor?

 

[Himu]

Tbh I don’t use my washcloth in between the cheeks because I have a bidet. Therefore I re-use washcloths and trade it out for a new one every other day.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Lol look at this girl selling her bath water, so dumb, now everyone is talking about it, so dumb

Gotta be a joke she's not actually really doing th--

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/satherax/status/1145855878379266049

[close]

You just know ReeEra bought several gallons collectively.

[nudemacusers]

Don’t be a coward, post photos of your brown eye rn

Brown eye vids are the new dick sucking vids

[nudemacusers]

Also I have a dual shower head so I can spray out the anoose region prior to scrubbing.

Also I eat well so I don’t have a mess in there.

[bork]

https://twitter.com/VitoGesualdi/status/1146449811480010752
https://twitter.com/VitoGesualdi/status/1146568246528659461

[naff]

whoa, this whole wash cloth thing is ignant af. a lil' skin on skin rubbing with soap is more than enough to remove the standard build up of dirt and grime, if you need a wash cloth or scrubber to get heavy build up off well, go ahead. for standard washing you aren't getting any cleaner. it's just ocd.

[Transhuman]

Are there literally people in this thread that don't use a washcloth to wash?

Using a washcloth is just smearing your own filth back onto yourself

[TEEEPO]

eat my wash clothed ass

[agrajag]

https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1146970407427166209

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1146970407427166209

https://twitter.com/mechapoetic/status/1146982669668032513



Reading the Twitter thread is like I’ve been teleported 80 years into the future, as well.

lateral thinking and extreme violence 🇩🇿🇱🇾
·
4h
Let me break this down in the least condescending way I can figure: men today by a large number are numbed to the typical sexual tropes and kinks both due to societal attitudes towards certain cishet male sexual mainstays and that many are essentially the norm now
(...)
Furthermore, you kind of see glimpses into what men like this want both with this and if you go on reddit (I'm an ex MGTOW) and hear what are thier fears with women
(...)
Like, it's actually shocking seeing what her fans are like that we haven't skipped to what I assumed was the next stage of ubiquitous kink: chubby nerd girl cheats on you with "Chad" POV
(...)
But with this, it's less about feeling shame and more about feeling the intersection of thier hobbies and intimacy being met. Which in hindsight was bound to be a demand in due time
(...)
The "hot nerd girl takes pity on you" kink has really been around since the 2000s with the whole "booth babe" trope. Now, it's just a situation of "are you prepared to have a shameless demo.

 

[TEEEPO]

I haven't even paid attention enough to see what the girl looked like and now I'm like "her?"

But then again thirsty dudes online ain't exactly purveyors of taste.

speak for yourself buddy, i'd prob nut the second my tongue touches her unwashed ass

[VomKriege]

After thinking about it... No I don't respect the hustle, either.

[Himu]

I want fat dick.

[VomKriege]

Live and let live, for sure, I'm not here to save those people from themselves or one another. I don't think anything should be done about it but I have some contempt rather than respect for it.

[Don Rumata]

After thinking about it... No I don't respect the hustle, either.

Victimless crime. 

[Great Rumbler]

https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1146970407427166209

[bork]

https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1146970407427166209

WTF at those videos 

[bork]

https://twitter.com/andraydomise/status/1146971109960687616

[VomKriege]

james being all 

[agrajag]

After thinking about it... No I don't respect the hustle, either.

Careful  breh *pointed at MMaRsu's corpse*

[toku]

I bet those catgirl headphones aren't even audiophile tier

[kingv]

Fair enough. Respect is a strong word, I'm more like "I get it and why you're doing it so I can't really hate".

Honestly, I think she's more savvy than your average thot or cosplayer.

a lot of cosplayers try to blur the line and act like it's "sexy art" and she blows right past it and doesn't bother to pretend it's anything but pandering to thirsty dudes.

But at the same time she knows her audience and is willing to do all sorts of really weird shit that's not technically porn and they are happy to pay for it.

In comparison, that chick the breast feeding thot from a few months ago, she just went straight to porn. I feel like Belle probably gonna get rich from what are basically PG-13 boudoir photos and strange videos.

Her face looks weird to me though. I think she's pretty... kind of, but something about her looks... off. It might just be the weird anime faces she makes.

[agrajag]

she's also wearing a shit ton of makeup. Imagine if you order a jar of artisanal ass water and she ends up looking like this