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Answer the question.

Shit baby, we all stink
2 (15.4%)
Cum my darling, we're love love juice
11 (84.6%)

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Voting closed: May 11, 2021, 05:20:47 PM

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mormapope

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Did God (s) shit us out, or cum us out?
« on: July 15, 2019, 05:20:47 PM »
Some days its shit, some days its cum. Its one of those cum days for sure.
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mormapope

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Re: Did God (s) shit us out, or cum us out?
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2019, 05:29:32 PM »
Quote from: riotous on July 15, 2019, 05:22:32 PM
We talking like, normal people, or like, the Dutch?

A very seasoned stereotype I did not know of would be that Dutch people are penny pinchers and very accountable with money and finances.

Based on all the facts, Dutch people come from God (s)' ATM machine. They are crisp bills.
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curly

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Re: Did God (s) shit us out, or cum us out?
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2019, 05:35:49 PM »
I reject the premise
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Himu

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Re: Did God (s) shit us out, or cum us out?
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2019, 05:39:49 PM »
Came for the cum, left for the shit.
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mormapope

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Re: Did God (s) shit us out, or cum us out?
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2019, 05:41:22 PM »
Quote from: curly on July 15, 2019, 05:35:49 PM
I reject the premise

Before I lay my head to rest tonite, Im going to speak to god using my very strong spiritual strength. And I assure you my fellow and beautiful stain, I will get an answer.

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Tasty

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Re: Did God (s) shit us out, or cum us out?
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2019, 05:48:19 PM »
All life begins with the seed.
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Occam

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Re: Did God (s) shit us out, or cum us out?
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2019, 05:55:26 PM »
God is a brain disorder many are suffering from.

So neither.
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Boredfrom

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Re: Did God (s) shit us out, or cum us out?
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2019, 06:04:02 PM »
Quote from: Occam on July 15, 2019, 05:55:26 PM
God is a brain disorder many are suffering from.

So neither.

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Joe Molotov

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Re: Did God (s) shit us out, or cum us out?
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2019, 09:27:16 PM »
milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made
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curly

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Re: Did God (s) shit us out, or cum us out?
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2019, 09:28:11 PM »
Quote from: Occam on July 15, 2019, 05:55:26 PM
God is a brain disorder many are suffering from.

So neither.

are you a time traveler from the internet of 2007
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toku

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Re: Did God (s) shit us out, or cum us out?
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2019, 09:29:27 PM »
Who said we ever left god's nut sack? The "release" of death.

:rollsafe
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CatsCatsCats

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Re: Did God (s) shit us out, or cum us out?
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2019, 09:30:27 PM »
If those are the rules, it’s gotta be cum
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TVC15

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Re: Did God (s) shit us out, or cum us out?
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2019, 10:05:40 PM »
You gotta be more specific. Are we talking about the Monad or the Demiurge?
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Did God (s) shit us out, or cum us out?
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2019, 10:21:23 PM »
We are the crusty kleenex in God's trash can.
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curly

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Re: Did God (s) shit us out, or cum us out?
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2019, 10:23:23 PM »
what if god was one of us
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HardcoreRetro

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Re: Did God (s) shit us out, or cum us out?
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2019, 10:35:49 AM »
*Noah on his big ass boat*

"You know, God. We really are the last of us."
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Mr Gilhaney

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Re: Did God (s) shit us out, or cum us out?
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2019, 11:05:59 AM »
he shidded then farded
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Great Rumbler

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Re: Did God (s) shit us out, or cum us out?
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2019, 01:11:10 PM »
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