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the bores formative sexual experience is back
« on: July 18, 2019, 04:20:19 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2019, 04:39:43 PM »
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I've never watched Top Gun
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It's an ok movie.
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2019, 04:40:31 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2019, 04:43:15 PM »
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I've never watched Top Gun
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You should it's camp af.

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« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2019, 04:54:58 PM »
I've seen bits and pieces cause of the TV age and know a lot through cultural osmosis but it never really interested me to be honest. Might do that just to be all caught up on 80's movies.

Same. Never seen it and never really bothered to watch it, but I've seen some bits here and there. Or maybe I've seen it as a kid but if I have I don't remember.

Maybe I'll watch it some day to see what all the fuss has been about.

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Re: the bores formative sexual experience is back
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2019, 04:56:05 PM »
Top Gun is a fun movie.
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« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2019, 04:56:43 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2019, 05:02:27 PM »
My sexual formative experience was the Electrosphere, thank you very much.
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« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2019, 05:04:22 PM »
Top Gun was fluffy trash. Not in the good way, like Showgirls.


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« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2019, 05:40:02 PM »
If they want to make it realistic he has to be out of the closet, and he also has to die in a crash from an F-35 design flaw
He’d be a washed out RPA pilot commanding a training detachment while fucking all the male recruits on the side.
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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2019, 05:51:48 PM »
This isn’t the Cats trailer.

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« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2019, 08:10:05 PM »
This isn’t the Cats trailer.

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« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2019, 09:11:47 PM »
If they want to make it realistic he has to be out of the closet, and he also has to die in a crash from an F-35 design flaw

or die unceremoniously while riding his motorcycle like peter o'toole t.e. lawrence

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« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2019, 09:54:58 PM »
This isn’t the Cats trailer.

I had a formative sexual experience related to Cats!

I sucked a Cats fan’s dick in high school once. I was lonely and horny and desperate. I lived in the middle of nowhere and there were no other gay kids, so it was either that or look for older closeted creeps on Craigslist... which I tried once, but to really bad results.

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I had a formative sexual experience related to Cats!

I sucked a Cats fan’s dick in high school once. I was lonely and horny and desperate. I lived in the middle of nowhere and there were no kids, so it was either that or look for older closeted creeps on Craigslist... which I tried once, but to really bad results.
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« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2019, 10:26:27 PM »
...and there were no kids...

Uh, wow, what a big oopsie!
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« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2019, 12:59:29 AM »
Top Gun is a fucking awesome film.
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« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2019, 01:04:11 AM »
Maverick wearing his old helmet. :lawd

Maverick flying without a partner. :goty2

Tom Cruise in fine form. :whew

Ed Harris mailing it in and looking way too old to be behind a desk. :beli

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Re: the bores formative sexual experience is back
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2019, 01:17:54 AM »
and he also has to die in a crash from an F-35 design flaw

Yes, please.

Also: ButWhyTho.gif Did people really ask for a Top Gun 2? :confused

Also I guess this is why we got "Playing with the Boys" as the start-screen music for Rocket League. Top Gun 2 items inbound after the "Radical Summer" event is over, I guess. :doge
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« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2019, 11:34:24 AM »
Sorry, I don't play Deus Ex.
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« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2019, 12:19:06 PM »
This isn’t finding a porn vhs in my older brothers room ???

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« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2019, 12:22:46 PM »
The jacket from the first movie is actually his dad's jacket.
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