Author Topic: Bore serial killers (Read 3344 times)

nudemacusers · « **on:** July 24, 2019, 09:15:20 PM »

Cast your vote and provide reasoning ITT

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1 on:** July 24, 2019, 09:17:14 PM »

MMarsu. Choking whores on the streets.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** July 24, 2019, 09:17:17 PM »

ResetBanBot, I mean what's that guy's deal?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3 on:** July 24, 2019, 09:20:16 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 24, 2019, 09:18:19 PM

Glen really was the frontrunner here, but he crashed and burned out of a potential presidency like Hilldawg :'(

I wonder if he’ll ever kill as many innocents as Hilary

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 24, 2019, 09:27:42 PM »

What’s up with Molly’s Fruity Loops?

Mandark · « **Reply #5 on:** July 24, 2019, 09:45:18 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 24, 2019, 09:27:42 PM

What’s up with Molly’s Fruity Loops?

Q-anon style conspiracy theorist, pretty sure.

I'd say more likely to snap and fire a few rounds at Comet Pizza in the middle of the day than to kill multiple people and keep it secret over a stretch of time.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6 on:** July 24, 2019, 09:46:20 PM »

A lot of people will say TVC, but that's too obvious. He's the guy that the cops question in the first half hour of 1-hour crime drama, you know that dude didn't do it. It's gonna be the people you don't think about, like Tasty or Great Rumbler.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #7 on:** July 24, 2019, 09:49:43 PM »

Dennis killed a few bitches.

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 24, 2019, 09:51:38 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on July 24, 2019, 09:45:18 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 24, 2019, 09:27:42 PM
What’s up with Molly’s Fruity Loops?

Q-anon style conspiracy theorist, pretty sure.

I'd say more likely to snap and fire a few rounds at Comet Pizza in the middle of the day than to kill multiple people and keep it secret over a stretch of time.

But is he legit or someone’s joke character like Nintex?

Mandark · « **Reply #9 on:** July 24, 2019, 09:52:21 PM »

Maybe too obvious, but I'd nominate any of the three horsefuckers of the apocalypse (as an answer to the OP, not TVC's post above).

Mandark · « **Reply #10 on:** July 24, 2019, 09:54:42 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 24, 2019, 09:51:38 PM

But is he legit or someone’s joke character like Nintex?

Legit I think? I feel like a joke character would be trying to get more engagement. He just posts a bunch of one-off stuff, and a lot of it is in the conspiracy thread where people don't get into big arguments.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 24, 2019, 10:09:17 PM »

Can the mods shed some light on this? We know accounts don’t get approved here unless someone harasses one of the mods into approving someone else’s account, so someone probably vouched for MFL at some point.

Kara · « **Reply #12 on:** July 24, 2019, 10:17:48 PM »

Quote from: Stro on July 24, 2019, 10:05:08 PM

I think Molly's Fruity Loops is legitimately a bot. I don't think I've ever seen them post outside of the conspiracy thread, always with that weird format, and never responds.

Forums poster Molly's Fruity Loops has posted outside that thread.

benjipwns · « **Reply #13 on:** July 24, 2019, 10:27:22 PM »

honeypot thread

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 24, 2019, 10:35:23 PM »

benji, what do you know about Molly’s Fruity Loops? You two seem to share similar beliefs. Are you in cahoots?

toku · « **Reply #15 on:** July 24, 2019, 10:35:41 PM »

I know who killed someone.

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 24, 2019, 10:41:15 PM »

I just want to know if we have a real-life Russian bot here on the bore. Could you imagine? We’re big enough for Russia to justify targeting!

BisMarckie · « **Reply #17 on:** July 24, 2019, 10:43:55 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 24, 2019, 10:41:15 PM

I just want to know if we have a real-life Russian bot here on the bore. Could you imagine? We’re big enough for Russia to justify targeting!

More likely a Chipotle bot than a Russian bot tbh

BIONIC · « **Reply #18 on:** July 24, 2019, 11:00:22 PM »

I plead the fifth

agrajag · « **Reply #19 on:** July 24, 2019, 11:01:01 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 24, 2019, 10:41:15 PM

I just want to know if we have a real-life Russian bot here on the bore. Could you imagine? We’re big enough for Russia to justify targeting!

Да нет товарищ ТВЦ, не волнуйтесь ни о чём, миленький мой! Уверяю вас, нет никакой опасности. Пожалуйста, продолжайте писать камменты как будто ничего не произошло.

benjipwns · « **Reply #20 on:** July 24, 2019, 11:04:12 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 24, 2019, 10:41:15 PM

I just want to know if we have a real-life Russian bot here on the bore. Could you imagine? We’re big enough for Russia to justify targeting!

thinking the bot/surveillance farms don't just target everything

agrajag · « **Reply #21 on:** July 24, 2019, 11:06:10 PM »

you would know, Sir Dox-A-Lot

VomKriege · « **Reply #22 on:** July 25, 2019, 02:06:52 AM »

benji is one of those serial killers that only exist in fiction like Hannibal Lecter, Godhood delusion included.

Momo · « **Reply #23 on:** July 25, 2019, 02:13:24 AM »

Quote from: BIONIC on July 24, 2019, 11:00:22 PM

I plead the fifth

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Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** July 25, 2019, 02:16:21 AM »

toku. last nicca you'd expect

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #25 on:** July 25, 2019, 02:24:18 AM »

Creepy Stalker

Lol his name is banned

remy · « **Reply #26 on:** July 25, 2019, 02:29:30 AM »

Whoever it just pls stop killing kids in Canada

skullstorm · « **Reply #27 on:** July 25, 2019, 06:09:59 AM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on July 25, 2019, 02:16:21 AM

toku. last nicca you'd expect

Nah this makes sense, I bet he cries tears of peace and fulfillment when he gets to experience the life drain out of his victims. "Bless up", he says as the victim dies. The high lasts for a while but eventually everything becomes dark and only one thing can bring him joy again.

Or, you know, so I would imagine a serial killer feeling like, hah, right

nudemacusers · « **Reply #28 on:** July 25, 2019, 07:11:00 AM »

I once had an extremely vivid dream where I killed someone while driving on a back road and buried the body in a ditch. Woke up very strung out and anxious. But to ease your mind I didn’t wake up with a boner or anything creepy like that.

skullstorm · « **Reply #29 on:** July 25, 2019, 07:56:35 AM »

Now Nudemac on the other hand I feel like is someone who would offer himself as a victim for a cannibalistic serial killer because getting eaten alive would be his ultimate fantasy.

Mandark · « **Reply #30 on:** July 25, 2019, 07:57:53 AM »

Quote from: skullstorm on July 25, 2019, 07:56:35 AM

Now Nudemac on the other hand I feel like is someone who would offer himself as a victim for a cannibalistic serial killer because getting eaten alive would be his ultimate fantasy.

more like the vore dot com

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31 on:** July 25, 2019, 09:10:05 AM »

Imagine being eaten by someone while you simultaneously eat them as well; the heat of your combined bodies and exposed organs filling the air with an unmistakable unctuous texture, the room taking on a ruby-amber hue as viscera seeps onto the floor.

Boogie · « **Reply #32 on:** July 25, 2019, 10:10:41 AM »

T234

Well, as more of a contract killer, than true serial killer though.

skullstorm · « **Reply #33 on:** July 25, 2019, 10:16:38 AM »

Quote from: Esch on July 25, 2019, 09:28:18 AM

Quote from: skullstorm on July 25, 2019, 07:56:35 AM
Now Nudemac on the other hand I feel like is someone who would offer himself as a victim for a cannibalistic serial killer because getting eaten alive would be his ultimate fantasy.

No. He's clearly a Patrick Bateman type.

Dat skincare routine

A Patrick Bateman type wouldn't have a billion kids. That's a truly masochistic move.

But I'm sure he preaches to his kids about Rick Owens and Haider Ackermann or whatever the same way Bateman goes on about Phil Collins and Huey Lewis

Tasty · « **Reply #34 on:** July 25, 2019, 10:24:26 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2019, 09:46:20 PM

A lot of people will say TVC, but that's too obvious. He's the guy that the cops question in the first half hour of 1-hour crime drama, you know that dude didn't do it. It's gonna be the people you don't think about, like Tasty or Great Rumbler.

THE SINFUL MUST BE CLEANSED

I WILL BE THE ONE TO SAVE THE WORLD

I AM JUSTICE

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #35 on:** July 25, 2019, 10:25:32 AM »

I can't believe anyone has answered anything other than Glen

toku · « **Reply #36 on:** July 25, 2019, 11:12:54 AM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on July 25, 2019, 02:16:21 AM

toku. last nicca you'd expect

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** July 25, 2019, 11:29:05 AM »

It's just too hard to be a killer these days for any one of us to pull it off.

Boogie · « **Reply #38 on:** July 25, 2019, 11:35:55 AM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on July 25, 2019, 10:25:32 AM

I can't believe anyone has answered anything other than Glen

Well, would make for a short thread then.

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Author Topic: Bore serial killers (Read 3344 times)