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thisismyusername

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Re: Sorry for not being woke...but a female 007? No.
« Reply #60 on: July 26, 2019, 04:12:27 PM »
Man, it must suck to be Am_I_Anonymous: A black football player that is perma-triggered when a *checks notes* white spy turns into a white spyress. :doge

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Re: Sorry for not being woke...but a female 007? No.
« Reply #61 on: July 26, 2019, 04:16:17 PM »
Queen & Country--and I stress that I am NOT embellishing here at all--takes plots from television's The Sandbaggers and literally gender / minority swaps the characters. It's one of the most creatively bankrupt comics ever made and that's a medium rife with bankruptcy.
It's a homage "quasi-sequel" :bolo

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Re: Sorry for not being woke...but a female 007? No.
« Reply #62 on: July 26, 2019, 04:29:22 PM »
Queen & Country--and I stress that I am NOT embellishing here at all--takes plots from television's The Sandbaggers and literally gender / minority swaps the characters. It's one of the most creatively bankrupt comics ever made and that's a medium rife with bankruptcy.
It's a homage "quasi-sequel" :bolo

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Re: Sorry for not being woke...but a female 007? No.
« Reply #63 on: July 26, 2019, 04:42:09 PM »
It's not a rip-off, it's an homage!
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Re: Sorry for not being woke...but a female 007? No.
« Reply #64 on: July 26, 2019, 05:01:01 PM »
A black female 007 secretly infiltrating a Russian crime syndicate would be pretty hilarious.
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Re: Sorry for not being woke...but a female 007? No.
« Reply #65 on: July 26, 2019, 05:28:15 PM »
Kinda like Roger Moore infiltrating a Caribbean island full of voodoo heroin gangsters.   

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Re: Sorry for not being woke...but a female 007? No.
« Reply #66 on: July 26, 2019, 06:47:26 PM »


:whew

He’s beating the absolute crap out of her. Movies are fantasy but when I see a normal sized man punching the fuck out of a normal sized woman’s skull like that my natural suspense of belief just gets kicked in the ass and I don’t expect her to get up. Women can absolutely beat up men but when it’s as violently charged as that or Casino Royale? The movie magic fails. Good job locking the triangle though.

Looks good to me. :yeshrug
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Re: Sorry for not being woke...but a female 007? No.
« Reply #67 on: July 26, 2019, 07:22:26 PM »
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Re: Sorry for not being woke...but a female 007? No.
« Reply #68 on: July 26, 2019, 07:43:17 PM »
Also, Sean Connery turning Japanese

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Re: Sorry for not being woke...but a female 007? No.
« Reply #69 on: July 26, 2019, 07:47:07 PM »


Wait... That was Sean Connery all along ?  :ohhh
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Re: Sorry for not being woke...but a female 007? No.
« Reply #70 on: July 26, 2019, 07:48:45 PM »
First Bond of colour. 

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Re: Sorry for not being woke...but a female 007? No.
« Reply #71 on: July 26, 2019, 08:18:45 PM »
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the part i keep coming back to is that clean separation on the cougar's neck, how does this technology operate?!?

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Re: Sorry for not being woke...but a female 007? No.
« Reply #72 on: July 27, 2019, 02:22:37 AM »
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Wait... That was Sean Connery all along ?  :ohhh

Hahah, that's a laughably bad disguise. Not having watched You Only Live Twice since my childhood, I had completely forgotten about this.
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Re: Sorry for not being woke...but a female 007? No.
« Reply #73 on: July 27, 2019, 02:26:37 AM »
Stopped giving a shit about these movies with the Daniel Craig ones, I'll come back once they are omega cheese hilarity again. Aka what Martin said.

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Re: Sorry for not being woke...but a female 007? No.
« Reply #74 on: July 27, 2019, 07:17:23 AM »
Hot or not, stop shitting up my childhood.

Discuss.

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Re: Sorry for not being woke...but a female 007? No.
« Reply #75 on: July 27, 2019, 07:25:39 AM »
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the part i keep coming back to is that clean separation on the cougar's neck, how does this technology operate?!?

Nanomachines, son.
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Re: Sorry for not being woke...but a female 007? No.
« Reply #76 on: July 27, 2019, 07:32:52 AM »
Bond movies suck so who cares.
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Re: Sorry for not being woke...but a female 007? No.
« Reply #77 on: July 27, 2019, 09:46:35 AM »
:rage stro

Stopped giving a shit about these movies with the Daniel Craig ones, I'll come back once they are omega cheese hilarity again. Aka what Martin said.

Yeah you might enjoy Spectre :lol