Author Topic: Welcome new Evilborians (Read 150350 times)

APF · « **Reply #180 on:** January 31, 2007, 10:27:23 PM »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+city

"obviously, many people call their respective cities "the city" but there is only one CITY"

No doubt.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #181 on:** January 31, 2007, 10:28:06 PM »

APF is my favorite poster. If I was a woman, I'd have his ~~rape~~ babies.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #182 on:** January 31, 2007, 10:30:38 PM »

Quote from: APF on January 31, 2007, 10:27:23 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+city

"obviously, many people call their respective cities "the city" but there is only one CITY"

No doubt.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #183 on:** January 31, 2007, 10:47:30 PM »

Best borough of NYC. The home of many greats; rappers, actors, singers, loactions for great movies, pizza, nail places, hair salons, etc.

Bklynz da shit man

-the greatest borough of nyc
-endless things to do
-the coolest place in the u.s.
-great place for rap
-one of the most diverse places in the world:
Blacks, Latinos, Asians, Italians, Jews, Arabs, Russians and anyone else all living in the best place on earth

Brooklyn is da shizznit and kicks the other boroughs asses

Anybody wanna come to Brooklyn?low probablity of getting shot

Raw64life · « **Reply #184 on:** January 31, 2007, 11:11:35 PM »

I was born in Brooklyn but moved to LI when I was like 4. I'd probably be dead if I still lived there but atleast I wouldn't be bored all the time.

GilloD · « **Reply #185 on:** February 01, 2007, 02:06:39 AM »

Quote from: Raw64life on January 31, 2007, 11:11:35 PM

I was born in Brooklyn but moved to LI when I was like 4. I'd probably be dead if I still lived there but atleast I wouldn't be bored all the time.

Brooklyn is all white kids now, didn't you get the memo?

Himu · « **Reply #186 on:** February 01, 2007, 02:07:11 AM »

Bedstuy is apart of BK, so you're wrong.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #187 on:** February 01, 2007, 02:58:38 AM »

I'd like to visit NY. Someone put me up?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #188 on:** February 01, 2007, 07:37:13 AM »

You can sleep on the roof, it's awesome up there!

tiesto · « **Reply #189 on:** February 01, 2007, 08:31:17 AM »

Hmmm, what Urban Dictionary says about Smithtown is completely accurate:

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A small- or what feels like small- town about an hour east of New York Ctiy. When 99% of the population is white yet more than 40% of teenagers try to be "ghetto," wearing ecko and phat farm- which sadly enough true "ghetto" people would never be able to afford. Another 30% think they're "unique" when in reality they're "emo" brat children who sulk over the fact that "no good shows ever come to smithtown" and there "aren't any good thrift stores in sh*ttown" And another 30% of us are "prep" where if you don't wear abercrombie or american eagle you are instantaneouly an outcast. Where Friday nights are filled with sitting in the starbucks parking lot getting completely sh*tfaced or going to the otehrside of the parking lot to smoke some more weed that the they bought because they have too much money to even know what to do with. Kids here can't wait to escape (or so they think) yet when you leave you miss even- even though you don't want to. A polace where kids have very little responsiblity and every girls is a daddys girl and every guy thinks hes God's gift to woman- and if they don;t think like that then they're unknown. Smithtown- a place filled with snobby JAP like people who have too much money than they could ever spend- on anything usefull that is.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #190 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:00:50 AM »

Sounds like my town pretty much.

Roland · « **Reply #191 on:** February 01, 2007, 11:10:21 AM »

This is the only thing anyone ever knows about my town.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kent+State+Massacre

Himu · « **Reply #192 on:** February 01, 2007, 11:15:24 AM »

Howard Hughes was from my town.

Mupepe · « **Reply #193 on:** February 01, 2007, 12:06:07 PM »

A small city in New Mexico with few hangouts for teenagers which include: Wal-Mart,the Mall(really a hall),Sonic, Denny's and more recently, Plateau Expresso. Recently had a flood after years of drought because some political genius decided that he would fill in the arroyos. Full of posers and full of old people. Next to Holloman Air Force Base and White Sands which is where the atomic bomb was first tested at in 1945,
which probably explains a lot. I suspect the nuclear fallout is affecting people's brains. Gossip runs rampant and if you live here it kind-of makes you want to kill yourself or others. Nice place though.

If you end up in Alamogordo, you will probably never get out.
At least not for long.
See you at Denny's!
=)

Um, whoever this was is clearly a loser, even by Alamogordo standards. There's an awesome teen bar called Shooters there. Power 102.1 from El Paso holds parties at White Sands every weekend with tons of drinking and shit. Hastings is a book/movie store on 10th street and it's a cool place to hang out. There are a few places in the mountains people go to get shitfaced and fuck.

That shit deserves a thumb down except for the example. It's spot on. Alamogordo has small town syndrom multiplied by 10,000.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #194 on:** February 01, 2007, 01:07:53 PM »

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Worcester is called the "Heart of Massachusetts" because its in central MA. Worcester is littered with old factories, warehouses, and three decker houses. Worcester's claim to fame was a cold storage fire that killed 5 firefighters in december of 1999. Some famous people from Worcester include Comedian Denis Leary and activist Abbie Hoffman. Im from worcester and I plan on moving someday. There really are garbage storms too.

Why anyone would move to Worcester is beyond me.

OMG at the "Garbage Storms" bahhhahahhaha

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #195 on:** February 01, 2007, 02:48:46 PM »

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1. Mississauga 109 up, 45 down
One of the largest suburbs in North America, a nice quiet place to live and commute. Mississauga is known for a big ass train wreck, an MP who can't keep her mouth shut, and having lopsided mayoral elections

In 1979 a train carrying explosives and poisonous chemicals derailed and everyone in the city had to be evacuated. It was the biggest evacuation of a North American city at the time. One of the explosions created a giant fireball that was about a mile tall. Here's the funny part, since 1989 I've lived at the site of the derailment.

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4. mississauga 39 up, 50 down
Plastic suburb located west of Toronto, populated with a mix of fresh-off-the-boat immigrants and conspicuous consumers trying to impress with ridiculously sized McMansions, leased luxury cars and latest mall clothes. Focal point of the city is a mall called Square One. High culture in Mississauga is comprised of driving to the mall (usually imitating NASCAR with a minivan), mowing lawns, and loitering in front of fast food restaurants.

"Mississauga is to urban living what McDonald's is to gourmet dining."

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Mississauga 74 up, 98 down
An area with approxmatly 700,000 people, some wannabe thugs, bunch of pakis who always are the first people who start shit and first people to fall, the major problem amongst teens is pot and c-notes. Also alot of kids egg houses, steal and petty crimes. I have gotten in a few fights, and you will too if you look at people the wrong way

Paki: Yo wat up son??
Me: Didn't you just come here from pakiland.
Paki: yoyoyoyo aiight, there beef, imma ruckus you boi.
Me: Takes out dick and slaps paki.
Paki: My Bad, my bad, now take my weed and money and then we cool...

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lennoxville 15 thumbs up

A small town in south-western Quebec (located outside of Sherbrooke) Home to Bishop's University (the Biggest Party School in Canada.) also known as Lennoxvegas. It has everything you would want in a small university town fast food restaurants and bars...lots of bars.....And home to the Golden Lion Pub

Boy Lennoxville is a booming town.

They forgot to mention it's mother fucking cold

T234 · « **Reply #196 on:** February 01, 2007, 06:42:21 PM »

Hello

Himu · « **Reply #197 on:** February 01, 2007, 07:00:42 PM »

Who the hell are you?

T234 · « **Reply #198 on:** February 01, 2007, 07:16:53 PM »

I AM THE LAWD JEEZZUSS CAMMANDIN YOU TA STOP PLEASIN YERSELF IN THE LAVORORATORAH OF MY HOUSE

Mupepe · « **Reply #199 on:** February 01, 2007, 07:41:35 PM »

Quote from: T234 on February 01, 2007, 07:16:53 PM

I AM THE LAWD JEEZZUSS CAMMANDIN YOU TA STOP PLEASIN YERSELF IN THE LAVORORATORAH OF MY HOUSE

Himur0wned

Beezy · « **Reply #200 on:** February 01, 2007, 07:42:19 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 01, 2007, 07:41:35 PM

Quote from: T234 on February 01, 2007, 07:16:53 PM
I AM THE LAWD JEEZZUSS CAMMANDIN YOU TA STOP PLEASIN YERSELF IN THE LAVORORATORAH OF MY HOUSE

Himur0wned

Himu · « **Reply #201 on:** February 01, 2007, 07:56:07 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 01, 2007, 07:41:35 PM

Quote from: T234 on February 01, 2007, 07:16:53 PM
I AM THE LAWD JEEZZUSS CAMMANDIN YOU TA STOP PLEASIN YERSELF IN THE LAVORORATORAH OF MY HOUSE

Himur0wned

I'm not owned. If I was owned I wouldn't be laughing with you right now.

Mupepe · « **Reply #202 on:** February 01, 2007, 07:58:11 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 01, 2007, 07:56:07 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 01, 2007, 07:41:35 PM
Quote from: T234 on February 01, 2007, 07:16:53 PM
I AM THE LAWD JEEZZUSS CAMMANDIN YOU TA STOP PLEASIN YERSELF IN THE LAVORORATORAH OF MY HOUSE

Himur0wned

I'm not owned. If I was owned I wouldn't be laughing with you right now.

oes

whiteACID · « **Reply #203 on:** February 02, 2007, 11:28:30 AM »

Thank you everyone. I'll do my best to make the most of my time here.

Mupepe · « **Reply #204 on:** February 02, 2007, 11:50:15 AM »

Quote from: whiteACID on February 02, 2007, 11:28:30 AM

Thank you everyone. I'll do my best to make the most of my time here.

Why don't we just make the most of our time together?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #205 on:** February 02, 2007, 12:24:56 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 11:50:15 AM

Quote from: whiteACID on February 02, 2007, 11:28:30 AM
Thank you everyone. I'll do my best to make the most of my time here.
Why don't we just make the most of our time together?

You forgot to offer her a fish sandwich and some courvoisier.

Mupepe · « **Reply #206 on:** February 06, 2007, 01:00:22 PM »

Time to unpin this guys.

Mods: What have you guys been doing? No one has responded for four days!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #207 on:** February 06, 2007, 02:06:06 PM »

Demon knows about this place right? why isn't he here?

Mupepe · « **Reply #208 on:** February 06, 2007, 02:19:15 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 06, 2007, 02:06:06 PM

Demon knows about this place right? why isn't he here?

He loves GAF.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #209 on:** February 06, 2007, 02:21:51 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 06, 2007, 02:19:15 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 06, 2007, 02:06:06 PM
Demon knows about this place right? why isn't he here?
He loves GAY.

Fixed. LOL! He's so burnt.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #210 on:** February 08, 2007, 11:09:37 AM »

Demon MEH.

Boogie>Demon

tiesto · « **Reply #211 on:** February 08, 2007, 12:03:47 PM »

I'm pretty surprised drohne hasn't popped up here yet...

Himu · « **Reply #212 on:** February 08, 2007, 03:26:50 PM »

He has.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #213 on:** February 10, 2007, 02:53:04 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2007, 11:09:37 AM

Demon MEH.

Boogie>Demon

I like demon, but he can be depressing some times.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #214 on:** February 10, 2007, 02:20:08 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 10, 2007, 02:53:04 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2007, 11:09:37 AM
Demon MEH.

Boogie>Demon

I like demon, but he can be depressing some times.

Just a bit. $:-\$

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #215 on:** February 10, 2007, 02:21:52 PM »

Hi guys, great to be here! I recognize a few of you, this looks so much better than GAF!

Tee hee

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #216 on:** February 10, 2007, 02:54:15 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 10, 2007, 02:20:08 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 10, 2007, 02:53:04 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2007, 11:09:37 AM
Demon MEH.

Boogie>Demon

I like demon, but he can be depressing some times.

Just a bit. $:-\$

your

in your sig makes me depressed too. I'll wisper sweet things in your ear if you change it to a

?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #217 on:** February 10, 2007, 07:43:46 PM »

Someone needs to invite Anihawk here

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #218 on:** February 10, 2007, 08:13:59 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on February 10, 2007, 07:43:46 PM

Someone needs to invite Anihawk here

he hardly ever posts in the OT though so I'm not sure he'd like it here.

why isnt Bjork here? Hes one of the bigger posters in the OT.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #219 on:** February 10, 2007, 08:24:08 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on February 10, 2007, 07:43:46 PM

Someone needs to kill Anihawk

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #220 on:** February 10, 2007, 08:37:15 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on February 10, 2007, 08:24:08 PM

Quote from: Scenester on February 10, 2007, 07:43:46 PM
Someone needs to kill Anihawk

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #221 on:** February 10, 2007, 10:17:40 PM »

we need anihawk like we need a second dark shake

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #222 on:** February 12, 2007, 05:04:09 AM »

Anihawk was better before he became a GAF celebrity.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #223 on:** February 12, 2007, 12:12:54 PM »

no, he really wasn't.

T234 · « **Reply #224 on:** February 12, 2007, 12:30:45 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 10, 2007, 10:17:40 PM

we need anihawk like we need a second dark shake

Truth.

Herpes=shake

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #225 on:** February 12, 2007, 12:49:12 PM »

Nice joke charatcer, Drinky.

T234 · « **Reply #226 on:** February 12, 2007, 12:55:42 PM »

This user is currently ignored.

AWSOME

Boogie · « **Reply #227 on:** February 13, 2007, 07:50:14 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2007, 11:09:37 AM

Demon MEH.

Boogie>Demon

but demon is funnier than me.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 10, 2007, 02:20:08 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 10, 2007, 02:53:04 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2007, 11:09:37 AM
Demon MEH.

Boogie>Demon

I like demon, but he can be depressing some times.

Just a bit. $:-\$

pot, kettle, lolz.

j/k

littlemathletics · « **Reply #228 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:47:27 AM »

I hate this kind of "I am new bollocks", but I am. I'm also not much good at knowing what to say, so I thought maybe this rabbit would make a good substitute for witty banter:

Mupepe · « **Reply #229 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:50:07 AM »

awwww that's soooo cute!

bagofeyes · « **Reply #230 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:55:13 AM »

That rabbit is ugly

littlemathletics · « **Reply #231 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:01:59 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 19, 2007, 06:55:13 AM

That rabbit is ugly

You take that back. Look at his lip, goddamnit. He is smiling at you. Smiling for your love.

Mupepe · « **Reply #232 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:03:13 AM »

Quote from: littlemathletics on February 19, 2007, 07:01:59 AM

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 19, 2007, 06:55:13 AM
That rabbit is ugly

You take that back. Look at his lip, goddamnit. He is smiling at you. Smiling for your love.

I'll smile for your love.

littlemathletics · « **Reply #233 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:08:06 AM »

There's no need for special treatment.

Just a pinch on the arse will suffice.

Mupepe · « **Reply #234 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:10:17 AM »

Quote from: littlemathletics on February 19, 2007, 07:08:06 AM

There's no need for special treatment.

Just a pinch on the arse will suffice.

We don't do any of that gay shit around here.

We give kissies,

, and

's

littlemathletics · « **Reply #235 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:18:02 AM »

Je t'aime.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #236 on:** February 19, 2007, 08:08:07 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 13, 2007, 07:50:14 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2007, 11:09:37 AM
Demon MEH.

Boogie>Demon

but demon is funnier than me.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 10, 2007, 02:20:08 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 10, 2007, 02:53:04 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2007, 11:09:37 AM
Demon MEH.

Boogie>Demon

I like demon, but he can be depressing some times.

Just a bit. $:-\$

pot, kettle, lolz.

j/k

I think he rubbed off on me.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #237 on:** February 19, 2007, 10:07:44 AM »

hey littlemathletics

This is how I feel aboot you

Please enjoy your stay at evilbore

Beezy · « **Reply #238 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:36:18 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 19, 2007, 06:55:13 AM

That rabbit is ugly

It really is!

TVC15 · « **Reply #239 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:44:32 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 19, 2007, 06:55:13 AM

That rabbit is ugly

I want to fuck its mouth.

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Author Topic: Welcome new Evilborians (Read 150350 times)