Author Topic: Welcome new Evilborians (Read 150376 times)

Grecco · « **Reply #1440 on:** August 14, 2008, 06:24:05 PM »

Whats with the uncut bashing. Circumciced fuckers are just jealous.

radioheadrule83 · « **Reply #1441 on:** August 14, 2008, 06:29:46 PM »

I'd say they're just a bit miffed about being genitally mutilated but its more likely its just cultural difference. Isn't it more common in the US than in other Western countries? Being uncut seems to be the norm here in England...

I actually wish I'd been cut. My foreskin actually strangles my dick a little bit when erect with the skin pulled back. Not to any detrimental extent, but I think it might be more comfortable if I got it cut. I've heard it can be a painful op for an adult though

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #1442 on:** August 15, 2008, 02:52:21 AM »

Hi guys.

Pirates are cool.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1443 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:02:25 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1444 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:02:53 AM »

Hello people. Make sure to stop by my PM box and pay the "Suck BlueTsunami's ballz" one time charge. If you get both of them in your mouf I'll make you an Icon.

Bildi · « **Reply #1445 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:05:00 AM »

Are you cut or uncut?

We're having an uncut movement.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1446 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:09:31 AM »

Totally uncut. My parents decided against mutilating me physically and went with the more current fucking me up mentally ;_;

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1447 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:12:20 AM »

UNCUT WOOHOO

cool breeze · « **Reply #1448 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:14:49 AM »

Gotta be cut, gotta not be an anteater.

Himu · « **Reply #1449 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:22:13 AM »

WELCOME NEW PEOPLE.

I LOVE YOU.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #1450 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:45:38 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 15, 2008, 03:02:25 AM

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lol

MCD · « **Reply #1451 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:47:04 AM »

welcome humans.

enjoy your stay.

Himu · « **Reply #1452 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:47:34 AM »

guybrush were you banned at gaf

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #1453 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:51:58 AM »

No.

I found out about this site from that thread on GAF about other forums you frequent so I decided to join.

Himu · « **Reply #1454 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:53:31 AM »

What thread?

demi · « **Reply #1455 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:56:10 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 15, 2008, 03:09:31 AM

Totally uncut. My parents decided against mutilating me physically and went with the more current fucking me up mentally ;_;

thats fuckin nasty. no chick is gonna want to deal with your nasty hooded cock

in all my amateur home movie watching not once have i seen a hooded dick. they're nasty.

demi · « **Reply #1456 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:56:33 AM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on August 15, 2008, 03:51:58 AM

No.

I found out about this site from that thread on GAF about other forums you frequent so I decided to join.

Good well cut your dick skin and start posting

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #1457 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:57:24 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 15, 2008, 03:53:31 AM

What thread?

It was deleted (lol).

Some people were talking about it in the Outside Links thread.

Darunia · « **Reply #1458 on:** August 15, 2008, 04:16:28 AM »

cool, guybrush.

you're a good poster, welcome!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1459 on:** August 15, 2008, 04:19:50 AM »

Quote from: demi on August 15, 2008, 03:56:10 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 15, 2008, 03:09:31 AM
Totally uncut. My parents decided against mutilating me physically and went with the more current fucking me up mentally ;_;

thats fuckin nasty. no chick is gonna want to deal with your nasty hooded cock

in all my amateur home movie watching not once have i seen a hooded dick. they're nasty.

I'ma change this. Totally release a BlueTsunami tape of some chick nibbling on my turtleneck :>

demi · « **Reply #1460 on:** August 15, 2008, 04:21:14 AM »

would you? i'd probably squeak one out to it

just make a bunch of noises and shit. riles me up.

Bildi · « **Reply #1461 on:** August 15, 2008, 06:33:31 AM »

Uncut guys have a definite advantage because our helmets haven't been rubbing on our pants for 30 years or whatever. Imagine how much more sensitive we are and how much more enjoyment that yields.

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on August 15, 2008, 03:51:58 AM

No.

I found out about this site from that thread on GAF about other forums you frequent so I decided to join.

You came of your own free will and not because you were banned? Awesome.

Powerslave · « **Reply #1462 on:** August 15, 2008, 06:49:22 AM »

uncut \m/

bagofeyes · « **Reply #1463 on:** August 16, 2008, 01:10:59 AM »

tell us about your cock

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1464 on:** August 16, 2008, 02:44:54 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on August 15, 2008, 02:18:35 PM

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on August 15, 2008, 03:51:58 AM
No.

I found out about this site from that thread on GAF about other forums you frequent so I decided to join.

Oh wow, you're like the only one.

Just give it time. He'll leave after a week or two, and then only come back when he gets banned.

inoperative · « **Reply #1465 on:** August 17, 2008, 03:00:29 PM »

My name is inoperative and I'm a forum addict.

Reb · « **Reply #1466 on:** August 17, 2008, 03:11:11 PM »

Welcome all!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #1467 on:** August 18, 2008, 01:55:31 AM »

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #1468 on:** August 18, 2008, 02:18:24 AM »

I had sex with an uncut guy yesterday. The hooded state of his penis didn't really matter when it was jammed up my butt.

So who cares about uncut penises? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU'RE HAVING SEX, it just looks reallllly gross.

demi · « **Reply #1469 on:** August 18, 2008, 03:02:05 AM »

I'm not sure why I just read that.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1470 on:** August 19, 2008, 06:18:35 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 15, 2008, 03:56:10 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 15, 2008, 03:09:31 AM
Totally uncut. My parents decided against mutilating me physically and went with the more current fucking me up mentally ;_;

thats fuckin nasty. no chick is gonna want to deal with your nasty hooded cock

in all my amateur home movie watching not once have i seen a hooded dick. they're nasty.

Then you're not watching enough U.K porn, which is surprising as your a sick anglophile.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1471 on:** August 19, 2008, 06:19:33 PM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on August 18, 2008, 02:18:24 AM

I had sex with an uncut guy yesterday. The hooded state of his penis didn't really matter when it was jammed up my butt.

So who cares about uncut penises? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU'RE HAVING SEX, it just looks reallllly gross.

Ewww. That's not fucking subtext.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #1472 on:** August 19, 2008, 07:33:49 PM »

Seriously. Lets keep our gayness locked up inside here people.

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #1473 on:** August 19, 2008, 07:51:49 PM »

father, why do you have a two-tongued avatar? is it because you can lick two cocks at the same time?

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #1474 on:** August 19, 2008, 07:57:24 PM »

I had to make my post descriptive, that was the only way my uncut message could be taken seriously by you guys.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1475 on:** August 19, 2008, 11:23:06 PM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on August 19, 2008, 07:57:24 PM

I had to make my post descriptive, that was the only way my uncut message could be taken seriously by you guys.

Sorry man. If you were a woman I would would take you more seriously with that shit.
Why do gay guys feel the need to bring your sexual preference into every post?
Your gay, it's cool. We know by now.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #1476 on:** August 20, 2008, 12:23:35 AM »

Buncha Snowballers

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1477 on:** August 20, 2008, 09:56:13 AM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on August 20, 2008, 12:23:35 AM

Buncha Snowballers

Costanza · « **Reply #1478 on:** August 20, 2008, 10:04:58 AM »

Can someone approve Permutated? He signed up a couple days ago.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1479 on:** August 20, 2008, 10:33:07 AM »

Quote from: Costanza on August 20, 2008, 10:04:58 AM

Can someone approve Permutated? He signed up a couple days ago.

Will he let me touch him and whisper in his ear?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1480 on:** August 20, 2008, 07:00:32 PM »

Quote from: laesperanzapaz on August 19, 2008, 07:51:49 PM

father, why do you have a two-tongued avatar? is it because you can lick two cocks at the same time?

It's a cravat.

Tundra · « **Reply #1481 on:** August 22, 2008, 11:25:54 AM »

Also uncut. Like most germans.

Circumsized people are mostly US and middle east citizens ... My theory: that's why they are always fighting and bombing each other, they are traumatized about the fact that their penises were mutilated after birth and having had no choice about it.

damn, how do i appreciate my peacelovin' foreskin...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1482 on:** August 22, 2008, 01:02:11 PM »

Quote from: Tundra on August 22, 2008, 11:25:54 AM

Also uncut. Like most germans.

Tundra · « **Reply #1483 on:** August 23, 2008, 01:20:29 AM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on August 22, 2008, 01:02:11 PM

Quote from: Tundra on August 22, 2008, 11:25:54 AM
Also uncut. Like most germans.

demi · « **Reply #1484 on:** August 23, 2008, 01:48:42 AM »

Your cock is gross

Tundra · « **Reply #1485 on:** August 23, 2008, 02:35:57 AM »

Quote from: demi on August 23, 2008, 01:48:42 AM

Your cock is gross

ah, okay....

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #1486 on:** August 23, 2008, 02:38:30 AM »

Quote from: Tundra on August 23, 2008, 02:35:57 AM

ah, okay....

Don't listen to demi. I mean, he likes Too Human.

Mandark · « **Reply #1487 on:** August 23, 2008, 02:39:51 AM »

I think WW2 solidly rebuts the alleged foreskin-peacenik correlation.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #1488 on:** August 23, 2008, 05:00:03 AM »

WW2 was a war for penis supremacy

Bildi · « **Reply #1489 on:** August 23, 2008, 07:51:24 AM »

Quote from: Tundra on August 23, 2008, 02:35:57 AM

Quote from: demi on August 23, 2008, 01:48:42 AM
Your cock is gross

ah, okay....

They're just jealous because the ranks of the EB uncut continues to swell.

Tundra · « **Reply #1490 on:** August 23, 2008, 12:03:52 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on August 23, 2008, 07:51:24 AM

Quote from: Tundra on August 23, 2008, 02:35:57 AM
Quote from: demi on August 23, 2008, 01:48:42 AM
Your cock is gross

ah, okay....

They're just jealous because the ranks of the EB uncut continues to swell.

Tundra · « **Reply #1491 on:** August 23, 2008, 12:09:00 PM »

Btw, what's the point about Drohne and Smooth Groove having the same gay Avatar? Are they in the EB Secret Society of Buttfriends, or what else is there to know?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1492 on:** August 23, 2008, 12:13:18 PM »

Quote from: Tundra on August 23, 2008, 12:09:00 PM

Btw, what's the point about Drohne and Smooth Groove having the same gay Avatar? Are they in the EB Secret Society of Buttfriends, or what else is there to know?

You really want to know?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Show me the cock.

[close]

Tundra · « **Reply #1493 on:** August 23, 2008, 12:20:46 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on August 23, 2008, 12:13:18 PM

Quote from: Tundra on August 23, 2008, 12:09:00 PM
Btw, what's the point about Drohne and Smooth Groove having the same gay Avatar? Are they in the EB Secret Society of Buttfriends, or what else is there to know?

You really want to know?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Show me the cock.
[close]

But...

it's so gross....

Tundra · « **Reply #1494 on:** August 23, 2008, 12:23:15 PM »

Quote from: Tundra on August 23, 2008, 12:09:00 PM

Btw, what's the point about Drohne and Smooth Groove having the same gay Avatar? Are they in the EB Secret Society of Buttfriends, or what else is there to know?

I guess i just found out...

permutated · « **Reply #1495 on:** August 23, 2008, 04:27:51 PM »

It's about fucking time, I had to troll Gametrailers for a week waiting for this shit.

What's up everyone, it's Permutated from GAF fame. Nice to be aboard.

Powerslave · « **Reply #1496 on:** August 23, 2008, 04:29:29 PM »

Post your Gaf avatar.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #1497 on:** August 23, 2008, 04:30:51 PM »

Quote from: permutated on August 23, 2008, 04:27:51 PM

It's about fucking time, I had to troll Gametrailers for a week waiting for this shit.

What's up everyone, it's Permutated from GAF fame. Nice to be aboard.

Why were you banned?

permutated · « **Reply #1498 on:** August 23, 2008, 04:31:51 PM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on August 23, 2008, 04:30:51 PM

Quote from: permutated on August 23, 2008, 04:27:51 PM
It's about fucking time, I had to troll Gametrailers for a week waiting for this shit.

What's up everyone, it's Permutated from GAF fame. Nice to be aboard.

Why were you banned?

Because I went into the HOME thread and called it "Second Life with trophies...hooray."

What a bunch of skanks.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #1499 on:** August 23, 2008, 05:29:26 PM »

That's a pretty mild comment.

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Author Topic: Welcome new Evilborians (Read 150376 times)