Author Topic: Welcome new Evilborians (Read 150496 times)

Quote from: SVN on September 23, 2008, 07:14:33 AM
Hey guys, saw this place on gaf a while ago and thought i'd sign up

Please state your sexual preference before posting; top, bottom, or power bottom.

If you don't know which one to pick, just choose "tauntaun" for now.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1627 on:** September 25, 2008, 12:41:56 AM »

Don't worry, we don't actually practice the full Tauntaun here, it's more of a reverse half-tauntaun. The full tauntaun is a move so dirty that it was left out of the Kama Sutra, and has been banned in most civilized countries. Few people have even seen the tauntaun performed and lived, all we have is sketchy second-hand information from unreliable sources, but artist recreations depict it going something like this:

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Powerslave · « **Reply #1628 on:** September 25, 2008, 03:08:26 AM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1629 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:50:11 AM »

I'd say that's about 80% accurate. 100% can only be experienced.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #1630 on:** September 25, 2008, 04:22:06 PM »

I love how the hippo is crying.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1631 on:** September 25, 2008, 09:11:57 PM »

well you could assume tauntaun has 1 rok hard loli kok, more than a hippo can handle

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1632 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:19:05 PM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on September 25, 2008, 04:22:06 PM

I love how the hippo is crying.

That isn't tears... that is just how much juice TT is packin'.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1633 on:** September 26, 2008, 10:32:00 AM »

Quote from: Scenester on September 25, 2008, 09:11:57 PM

well you could assume tauntaun has 1 rok hard loli kok, more than a hippo can handle

You know it, my kok is l337.

Quote from: Zero Hero on September 25, 2008, 11:19:05 PM

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on September 25, 2008, 04:22:06 PM
I love how the hippo is crying.
That isn't tears... that is just how much juice TT is packin'.

Straight up dude, when you cum for a minute like me, the cum needs to go somewhere!

demi · « **Reply #1634 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:57:56 PM »

you have a panda bear avatar. i think that's cute.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1635 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:58:05 PM »

Welcome duder.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #1636 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:58:38 PM »

Welcome, my precious taco.

demi · « **Reply #1637 on:** September 29, 2008, 12:07:11 AM »

Well don't get comfortable in this thread... jump right in and post away.

Where everybody is somebody.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1638 on:** September 29, 2008, 12:27:44 AM »

We already have some one with a panda avatar!

I'm being replaced!!! :'(

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #1639 on:** September 29, 2008, 12:31:32 AM »

Quiet, trick. Evilbore can never have too many bears.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1640 on:** September 29, 2008, 12:34:03 AM »

It's arvie, not trick.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1641 on:** September 29, 2008, 01:25:17 AM »

hu? what?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1642 on:** October 14, 2008, 09:55:47 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on September 29, 2008, 12:45:47 AM

what? where?

the panda eats chutes and leaves.

*rimshot*

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1643 on:** October 14, 2008, 10:01:56 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on October 14, 2008, 09:55:47 PM

Quote from: Jinfash on September 29, 2008, 12:45:47 AM
what? where?

the panda eats chutes and leaves.

Spoken like a true Italian.

Powerslave · « **Reply #1644 on:** October 22, 2008, 09:02:54 AM »

Just be yourself dude.

Reb · « **Reply #1645 on:** October 22, 2008, 10:25:16 AM »

He tries so hard it goes beyond annoying and becomes endearing.

demi · « **Reply #1646 on:** October 24, 2008, 02:44:09 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on October 23, 2008, 11:34:57 PM

I've been seeing a user named theetrin lately. That's gotta be thetrin from GAF. Hope it is; he was an awesome poster over there.

he's posted here before, but we scared him off

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1647 on:** October 24, 2008, 10:13:42 AM »

Quote from: demi on October 24, 2008, 02:44:09 AM

Quote from: Green Shinobi on October 23, 2008, 11:34:57 PM
I've been seeing a user named theetrin lately. That's gotta be thetrin from GAF. Hope it is; he was an awesome poster over there.

he's posted here before, but we scared him off

He couldn't handle or rock hard koks.

Reb · « **Reply #1648 on:** October 24, 2008, 10:15:59 AM »

He posted here today. :rolleyes

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1649 on:** October 24, 2008, 10:50:29 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on October 24, 2008, 10:15:59 AM

He posted here today. :rolleyes

He trembles in fear before us!

Reb · « **Reply #1650 on:** October 24, 2008, 11:36:39 AM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on October 24, 2008, 10:50:29 AM

Quote from: Rebiak on October 24, 2008, 10:15:59 AM
He posted here today. :rolleyes

He trembles in fear before us!

Oh, something will tremble alright.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1651 on:** October 24, 2008, 11:59:08 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on October 24, 2008, 11:36:39 AM

Quote from: Tauntaun on October 24, 2008, 10:50:29 AM
Quote from: Rebiak on October 24, 2008, 10:15:59 AM
He posted here today. :rolleyes

He trembles in fear before us!

Oh, something will tremble alright.

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The Sceneman · « **Reply #1652 on:** October 25, 2008, 09:25:26 PM »

youre getting fucked wether you like it or not slut

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #1653 on:** October 25, 2008, 10:46:11 PM »

Wrong thread.

Himu · « **Reply #1654 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:08:36 PM »

Karakand registered at EB. I invited him but he was denied. Why the fuss? He's awesome.

Let him in!

demi · « **Reply #1655 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:09:48 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 12, 2009, 07:08:36 PM

Karakand registered at EB. I invited him but he was denied. Why the fuss? He's awesome.

Let him in!

wut... he wasnt denied. i approved him just now. if hes a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow then you better hope you dont get permanently banned from GAF. cause you aint coming back here. Duck Amuck.

Himu · « **Reply #1656 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:18:34 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #1657 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:33:11 PM »

Who is Karakand? does he likes the Metal Gear solid series?

demi · « **Reply #1658 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:37:30 PM »

METAL GEAR SUCKS

except Ghost Babel

Kara · « **Reply #1659 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:41:07 PM »

I ordered Pizza Hut delivery once back in the day solely so I could get a copy of the MGS1 demo and a bout of diarrhea for the night (from the pizza).

Diunx · « **Reply #1660 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:42:27 PM »

Karakand

Kara · « **Reply #1661 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:44:14 PM »

It was pepperoni stuffed crust BTW.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #1662 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:01:09 PM »

I notice you in the football thread now and again, don't worry about that.

I support Liverpool by the way :p

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1663 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:08:22 PM »

Karakand

demi · « **Reply #1664 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:15:26 PM »

now you have someone to play with

cigarillo

Kara · « **Reply #1665 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:15:47 PM »

Quote from: InfectedGib on March 12, 2009, 08:01:09 PM

I notice you in the football thread now and again, don't worry about that.

Hard to miss me if you read that thread.

T234 · « **Reply #1666 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:31:08 PM »

There is almost enough people here to support an NCAA thread here. Last time I tried, it was just a trollfest between me and Tet

pilonv1 · « **Reply #1667 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:33:57 PM »

omg NBA-AGE CONTINUES ITS INVASION

btw lakers are fegs

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1668 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:02:39 AM »

it's ok he won't talk for a while...

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with my cock in his mouth

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etiolate · « **Reply #1669 on:** March 13, 2009, 01:02:06 AM »

nba talk here is all kevin martin, ALL THE TIME

Kara · « **Reply #1670 on:** March 13, 2009, 08:37:05 AM »

I drove down his wages as only a Pole knows how so he had to leave.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1671 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:26:20 PM »

just in time for march madness I see

Ganhyun · « **Reply #1672 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:38:14 PM »

karakand is here. Awesome. We expect great NCAA threads here just like you deliver on GAF

Kara · « **Reply #1673 on:** March 13, 2009, 04:51:22 PM »

That's all I am to you people isn't it. :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1674 on:** March 13, 2009, 04:59:46 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 13, 2009, 07:56:46 AM

karakand is polish so its cool

now I want Borys back too

another Polack?

Jebus!

edit:
are you at least a self-hating polack like I am?

Kara · « **Reply #1675 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:12:34 PM »

I like telling Polish jokes if that's what you mean.

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A Polish Mother writing a leter to her son

Dear Son,
Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive. I'm
writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast.
You won't know the house when you come home . . we've moved.

About your father . . . he has a lovely new job. He has 500
men under him. He is cutting grass at the cemetery.

There was a washing machine in the new house when we moved in,
but it isn't working too good. Last week I put 14 shirts into it,
pulled the chain, and I haven't seen the shirts since.

Your sister Mary had a baby this morning. I haven't found out
whether it is a boy or girl, so I don't know whether you are an aunt
or uncle.

Your uncle Dick drowned last week in a vat of whiskey in Dublin
Brewery. Some of his workmates dived in to save him, but he fought
them off bravely. We cremated his body, and it took three days to
put out the fire.

Your father didn't have much to drink at Christmas. I put a
bottle of castor oil in his pint of beer. It kept him going until
New Years Day. I went to the doctor on Thrusday and your father came
with me. The doctor put a small tube into my mouth and told me not
to open it for ten minutes. Your father offered to buy it from him.

It only rained twice last week. First for three days, and then
for four days. Monday it was so windy that one of our chickens laid
the same egg four times.

We had a letter yesterday from the undertaker. He said if the
last installment wasn't paid on your grandmother within 7 days, up
she comes.

Your loving mother,

P.S. I was going to send you $10.00 but I had already sealed the
envelope.

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1676 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:16:26 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1677 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:20:58 PM »

Kara · « **Reply #1678 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:42:37 PM »

In the late stages of Nazi Germany's invasion of Poland, the Polish Air Force (or rather what was left of it), desperate to do anything to stem the tide, began employing what the Japanese called kamikaze tactics. Their most successful pilot of these doomed flights was Miroslav Sobkiewicz, who ended his career with 39 sorties.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1679 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:44:06 PM »

I don't get it. $:-\$

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Author Topic: Welcome new Evilborians (Read 150496 times)