Socialism isn't gonna happen because someone posted cringe at the convention 
Soviet scientist : Comrade First Secretary Stalin, five years ago you gave the order to form a committee of the 20 brightest socialist minds across all disciplines, and have me the honor to be the head of that vanguard effort. I'm pleased to announce that after working hard, we devised unanimously a scientific and surefire plan to transition to a communist society. The betterment and liberation of all human beings is at hand !
Stalin : Excellent work comrade ! Before going into the details let's celebrate !
Committee : *jazz hands* *jazz hands* *jazz hands* *jazz hands*
Stalin : ...
Stalin : You're all going to Siberia.