irrational fears you have

[shosta]

Testicular torsion. I'm always checking my balls to see if they've flipped.

[Momo]

randomly getting jailed and being split in half by a lifer with a huge cock.

[Transhuman]

Those are both incredibly rational fears

[EightBitNate]

Someone’s hiding in the shower while I piss. I make it habit to peak inside before I go.

[Crash Dummy]

hair loss

[samir]

A rat emerging from the toilet water while I'm taking a shit. Fuck, can you imagine...

[BisMarckie]

Ladders.

Fuck them.

[Great Rumbler]

Having a heart attack.

[Rufus]

An insect crawling into my ear. Any buzzing near my ears stresses me the fuck out.

[EightBitNate]

Having a heart attack.

Aneurisms as well. Could happen to anyone and at any moment.

[Great Rumbler]

Having a heart attack.

Aneurisms as well. Could happen to anyone and at any moment.

[CatsCatsCats]

Those are both incredibly rational fears

also fetishes

[Mr. Nobody]

Heavy objects directly over my head in buildings crashing down on me. I make it a point to step aside.

[Raist]

That shosta would start making good threads.

Completely irrational, I know. Can't help it.

[shosta]

That Glen Jack will return to The Bire

He told me he's gone for life.

[Nintex]

Ladders.

Fuck them

Whenever I see someone climbing a flimsy ladder I always think: "Yeah sure, go ahead and kill yourself"
I nearly got hit by a car on a crossing so whenever I pass that spot I get chills all over me.

Having to suddenly poop while driving on the highway is another one.

[curly]

That Glen Jack will return to The Bire

He told me he's gone for life.

Please he'll be back before super tuesday

[TEEEPO]

since people are sharing rational fears...

[jakefromstatefarm]

every time I get tinnitus I start worrying whether I’m losing my hearing

[toku]

That love is not enough.

[toku]

I know you wouldn't lie to me Riotous.

[Yeti]

Whenever those metal pegs in the grocery store don’t have anything hanging from them I get worried that I’m going to trip and impale myself through the eye

[Valkyrie]

moblin finally posting, and turning out to be boring as fuck.

[Don Rumata]

Death.
(Irrational because once dead i wouldn't care either way  ).

[Himu]

Being murdered and complete distrust in authority. While also using lowering crime as an argument against gun control.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

My dog is in 11 and in great shape currently but I know he will pass away before I know it and I’ll never be ready for it.

[benjipwns]

posting something that won't get any likes

[benjipwns]

this asshole coming into a thread he never would ever visit otherwise just to drop likes on two posts that he's going to revoke because he thinks it's funny when there's SUPPOSED TO BE A TRUCE IN PLACE

[Fifstar]

running over somebody with a car

[benjipwns]

I think you lose taste if you lose smell, so stay safe

[Brehvolution]

Swimming in natural bodies of water and not being able to touch the bottom.

River Monsters has damaged me.

[Propagandhim]

My tinnitus getting much worse and so loud that it's all I can hear and I have no choice but to blow my brains out.



So, how's everyone doing today?   

[Madrun Badrun]

This thread is full of very rational fears.  You should all be ashamed.

Mine: getting called on to do impromptu karaoke during work.  Like someone just brings in a machine and demands I sing in front of everyone. 

[Tasty]

My dog is in 11 and in great shape currently but I know he will pass away before I know it and I’ll never be ready for it.

Getting harder and harder for my 13-year jack russell to get up the stairs.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Heights, bugs, flying

I think you lose taste if you lose smell, so stay safe

Can confirm i took a leak in a friends beer once abd he cant smell and he didnt taste it just said it felt less fizzy

[ToxicAdam]

Dropping my keys in a sewer grate.

[Joe Molotov]

Arvie comes to my job and starts singing impromptu karaoke.

[Phoenix Dark]

You know how you get Chinese food and they staple the individual bags of food closed? I always have to rip the staple out and discard it because I'm afraid as fuck of accidentally chewing on the staple as I eat the food.

[benjipwns]

This thread is full of very rational fears.  You should all be ashamed.

getting my hand stuck in a fan

not one of the nearly 5000 followers of @BenjiSales on Twitter but one of those things with blades that go round and kill Korean people as they sleep

not like a ceiling fan, or a computer case fan (although that would be pretty interesting) but like a desk/floor fan with those big gaps between the slots, so not a box fan

sometimes a foot if it's like at the end of the bed, though that at least seems like it could be an accident so is rational right

[CatsCatsCats]

That some day I might actually fit in here.

You’re not even our first Seattle based beer snob tho

Edit: to say, you’re fitting in perfectly in a spot mostly vacant rn

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

That some day I might actually fit in here.

You’re not even our first Seattle based beer snob tho

Edit: to say, you’re fitting in perfectly in a spot mostly vacant rn

I don’t know, does riotous enjoy Gundam and getting pegged?

[Tripon]

Paper cuts that will cause my arm to be cut off.

[CatsCatsCats]

That some day I might actually fit in here.

You’re not even our first Seattle based beer snob tho

Edit: to say, you’re fitting in perfectly in a spot mostly vacant rn

I don’t know, does riotous enjoy Gundam and getting pegged?

Prolly

[nudemacusers]

I’ve been having weird dreams lately of my children dying horrifically; like burning alive and such. I don’t know why...

But more actively and in sync with the thread; my wife dying prematurely... I think it would fuck me up in ways I can’t calculate right now.

[CatsCatsCats]

Makes sense. I’d be so pissed if I didn’t die first

[nudemacusers]

I think those dreams and the thoughts about your wife are related to your avatar

Nah these are elderly men’s toenails.

[CatsCatsCats]

Ugh fuck you both I zoomed in to see what it was ewwwwwww