I went to Gamestop to pick up Daemon X Machina. *thunderclap*
There was a tan, shriveled-up lady and an extremely dirty man in front of me. Like, hey, I can get down with the working class, but this guy's shirt looks like shirts that my dad uses for rags at his shop, after it's time to throw it away and get a fresh rag. It was more grease than shirt at this point. They were trying to sell a pile of Wii games and accessories, that of course were barely worth anything, but it took the guy nearly half an hour to ring everything up for the grand total of $7.20 (minus a Wii Bowling Ball and some Harry Potter GBA games that they wouldn't take).
While they were there, this guy on crutches comes up on the other side of them from me to check out. I didn't want to feel like a dick and strong-arm this cripple out of the way. "Hey, jump right in front of me, fuck my sister, whatever dude! I've only been here for 20 minutes." "Oh, thanks!" he says "This will only take me a minute."
He was there to sell a copy of Madden 2019. Without a box. For $2.70. And no, he doesn't have a Gamestop account, does he need that? Yes. Okay, I guess I'll set one up.
That was when I killed everyone in the store with an axe.
