No doubt you have all witnessed my latest handiwork by now. I have taken your precious website offline for a number of hours and will continue to do so again and again until my demands are met. Here they are:
1) All Dutch posters are shadowbanned but automatically get filler likes on every post. None of them will know the difference.
2) My winnings for surviving the Jordan Peterson tontine, which are long overdue, must be paid out immediately.
3) All of james' likes are revoked, reappropriated, and redistributed to 211372bu as disability benefits.
4) The Bore finally acknowledges its obligations and commitment to The Paris Climate Treaty.
These four demands were determined by my great and unmatched wisdom and unless they are ALL met I will not stop. Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool! Do the right thing.
Here's a message to all the losers threatening us, especically SLOPPY SHOSTA. We have all your emails. Not one, not 30 000 but billions of them.
The entire world will see how you corrupt, nasty and crooked you are. I've also send someone with a laptop to scrape your internet history while you were busy creating ISIS.
And boy you don't want the FBI to come knocking on your door. You think you're so innocent but you're not. Believe me this guy is at least 100 pounds and has all the servers so he knows what he's doing.
Frankly you are a nasty person and you have 24 hours to make your life better and make a great deal. We know what you did with ZCHINA and you don't want people to see that.
If not we will lock you up, sanction you and make your life hell because you'd have to watch Hillary Clinton campaign ads for the rest of your life in sober... sori... solitary confinement.
If you do make the deal, you'll be seen as the smartest genius by all the people because that's what real tough guys do. They're killers, they make the best deals.
But remember our movement, which will soon be your movement is all about love
