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Moral Dilemma!
« on: January 30, 2007, 09:09:11 PM »
Okay, so there's this guy I used to be really good friends with from like 8th grade to 12th grade. (Himumu, it's Ruben).  After High School, we pretty much stopped talking.  A few weeks ago we started talking again and hung out a few times.  Well, last night I got some text messages from his girlfriend.  It was like 3 in the morning and normally I would check the text message and go back to sleep, but she asked "Would you fuck me?" and this immediately got my attention!  She went on to describe how she wanted me to fuck her this weekend at my place. 

So today I gave my friend a call and told him about the text messages.  He laughed it off and said she was probably joking.  I assure you, she was not.  And she is still sending me text messages.  I tried to convince my friend of this and he ignored it.

Since we're not really close anymore and I told him, would it be in bad taste to fuck her? 

Note 1: They have a horribly fucked up relationship.  I hung out with them both a few weekends ago and he kept telling her she should have stayed at home and she was fucking annoying.  She spent most of the time in his bedroom watching TV.  The next day she talked to me about how fucked up their relationship is.  Like how sometimes for weeks at a time he won't answer her calls until she calls from a number he doesn't know.  Or how he tells her all the time that she's nothing but a lay and that it's not a problem to stay at home and rub one out if it means he doesn't have to see her.

Note 2:  She would be the hottest girl I've ever had the pleasure of sticking my dick in.  She's gorgeous.

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2007, 09:15:07 PM »
Shit. I don't know...Personally, a friend's girlfriend is no territory I'd want to head into no matter how fucked up the relationship is. Just find some way to convince her to break up with him or something. But I mean, it's Ruben. I thought he was fucking gay. Or was that Tommy?
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2007, 09:16:22 PM »
Probably a bad idea.

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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2007, 09:17:12 PM »
I'd probably wait for them to go their seperate ways before heading into that territory, dude.
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2007, 09:18:40 PM »
Don't do that to Ruben man. I know he's an ugly and hairy Mexican, but you should lay off.
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2007, 09:22:21 PM »
Don't do that to Ruben man. I know he's an ugly and hairy Mexican, but you should lay off.
Look for Kimberly on my myspace friends and tell me she is not fucking gorgeous!

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2007, 09:24:27 PM »
Jesus fuck she is hot!
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2007, 09:26:04 PM »
PICS

I wouldn't do it. You don't know how he'll react when she tells him she fucked you. And if the relationship's as messed up as you say trust me she'll keep bringing it up.

"Damn vato you can't lay the pipe like my hombre Edward"
"Shaddup bitch"
"His dicks biggah than tu casa papi"
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2007, 09:27:24 PM »
Post a link to her myspace, then do her behind your old friends back.  in that order. 

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2007, 09:31:58 PM »
Not posting link unless Ed gives permission.
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2007, 09:33:23 PM »
Rehost the pics somewhere else so that we can't trace them back to her myspace page.  ;)

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2007, 09:36:07 PM »
Yes, by all means "leak" the pics.


And fuck that slut hard.  That'll teach that Ruben fellow to believe you next time!
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2007, 09:36:35 PM »
I'll post a pic from her myspace.



No myspace link though.  sorry guys.

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2007, 09:37:33 PM »
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2007, 09:39:05 PM »
slut

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2007, 09:41:38 PM »
FoC, you're the cigarillo that turned down a girl who literally wanted to lick your balls off. You have no right to judge another girl if you're that damn dense.
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2007, 09:42:37 PM »
Just sayin

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2007, 09:43:56 PM »
Lol at first I thought you were talking about the ugly woman on the right. :lol

Hmm she's good looking although apparently boobless. I'd do her obviously
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2007, 09:44:27 PM »
Guys, don't feed the troll.  Ignore FoC and hopefully he'll go away.
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2007, 09:45:08 PM »
Lol at first I thought you were talking about the ugly woman on the right. :lol

Hmm she's good looking although apparently boobless. I'd do her obviously

How the fuck is the girl on the right ugly?
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2007, 09:45:53 PM »

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2007, 09:52:17 PM »
Lol at first I thought you were talking about the ugly woman on the right. :lol

Hmm she's good looking although apparently boobless. I'd do her obviously

How the fuck is the girl on the right ugly?

Because she is?

Himu

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2007, 09:54:21 PM »
I think they're both good looking, the right one especially, because she's gotta cute smile.
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2007, 09:56:11 PM »
Mupupangus, fuck it all.  Stick your business stick into her slotted receptacle and thrust rhythmically.  She's hawt.
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2007, 09:57:02 PM »
Okay, so there's this guy I used to be really good friends with from like 8th grade to 12th grade. (Himumu, it's Ruben).  After High School, we pretty much stopped talking.  A few weeks ago we started talking again and hung out a few times.  Well, last night I got some text messages from his girlfriend.  It was like 3 in the morning and normally I would check the text message and go back to sleep, but she asked "Would you fuck me?" and this immediately got my attention!  She went on to describe how she wanted me to fuck her this weekend at my place. 

So today I gave my friend a call and told him about the text messages.  He laughed it off and said she was probably joking.  I assure you, she was not.  And she is still sending me text messages.  I tried to convince my friend of this and he ignored it.

Since we're not really close anymore and I told him, would it be in bad taste to fuck her? 

Note 1: They have a horribly fucked up relationship.  I hung out with them both a few weekends ago and he kept telling her she should have stayed at home and she was fucking annoying.  She spent most of the time in his bedroom watching TV.  The next day she talked to me about how fucked up their relationship is.  Like how sometimes for weeks at a time he won't answer her calls until she calls from a number he doesn't know.  Or how he tells her all the time that she's nothing but a lay and that it's not a problem to stay at home and rub one out if it means he doesn't have to see her.

Note 2:  She would be the hottest girl I've ever had the pleasure of sticking my dick in.  She's gorgeous.

You answered your own question in this post man!!

FIrst of all it's obvious the guy doesn't care, even if you did.  Secondly here's the deal, obviously she's not worth the time.  If she's literally sending out messages saying "would you fuck me" you've REALLY go to think about what the hell is going on upstairs.  She's depressed as shit, hates her relationship, probably wants to fuck someone else JUST to make the guy feel SOMETHING towards her.  After you fuck her she would possibly cling to you, wanting attention all of the time.

Obviously she's fucked up if they're having a fucked up relationship and she's sending texts like that.

In my personal opinion I say absolutely NOT!

It's always your call in the end.....

I know Catz would be devastated.
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2007, 09:57:19 PM »
I think they're both good looking, the right one especially, because she's gotta cute smile.

Whatever you say, Kobe.

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2007, 09:57:32 PM »
I think they're both good looking, the right one especially, because she's gotta cute smile.

Well she's got a crater forehead and ugly hair. Plus she's too skinny wtf

White girls :'(
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2007, 09:58:16 PM »
bust your steamiest load all over her face and make her call you drinky crow

also encourage her to purchase Microsoft Windows (tm) Vista (tm) Ultimate Edition, the ULTIMATE EDITION of the DIGITAL FUTURE
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2007, 09:58:52 PM »
She's hardly ugly. If that's ugly to you, then I don't know what to think.
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2007, 09:58:57 PM »
I think they're both good looking, the right one especially, because she's gotta cute smile.

Well she's got a crater forehead and ugly hair. Plus she's too skinny wtf

White girls :'(

Shut up, cracker.

Also, GODDAMMIT DOUG GET THAT SHILLING HORSECRAP OUT OF HERE
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2007, 10:01:09 PM »
Mupupangus, fuck it all.  Stick your business stick into her slotted receptacle and thrust rhythmically.  She's hawt.
OMG, I'm liking this advice.

Prost: Why did you have to throw the Catz line in there?  Would she really be devastated?  I don't want to disappoint her.  And yeah, she scares the hell out of me.  I know she's not stable, but she's hot, man!  I mean, you don't understand.  You have a hot, intelligent and awesome wife!  You get to wake up every morning next to her!  I have to settle for banging one every once in a while!

:'(

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2007, 10:01:45 PM »
She's hardly ugly. If that's ugly to you, then I don't know what to think.

Actually, she's not ugly. She's just not attractive.

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2007, 10:06:18 PM »
She's hardly ugly. If that's ugly to you, then I don't know what to think.

Damn Garret takin the L for the thread

You lost
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Himu

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2007, 10:08:25 PM »
It's Garrett.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2007, 10:10:58 PM »
Damn nicca in luv with spellin. You white?

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2007, 10:12:05 PM »
respect himuro, he know mupepe got game

the rest of you just hatin' undercover of so-called common sense, an act hitherfore to be called "prostin" as in "i was gonna git to frostin but i wound up prostin"
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2007, 10:14:35 PM »
Mupupangus, fuck it all.  Stick your business stick into her slotted receptacle and thrust rhythmically.  She's hawt.
OMG, I'm liking this advice.

Prost: Why did you have to throw the Catz line in there?  Would she really be devastated?  I don't want to disappoint her.  And yeah, she scares the hell out of me.  I know she's not stable, but she's hot, man!  I mean, you don't understand.  You have a hot, intelligent and awesome wife!  You get to wake up every morning next to her!  I have to settle for banging one every once in a while!

:'(
The catz thing was just a joke (like she'd be hurt that you were with someone else).  It was meant to be funny ;(

aaaanyways the looks aren't really a factor to me, I just personally think you could do better.

Just my opinion dude you do what you like! ;)
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2007, 10:14:44 PM »
She's hardly ugly. If that's ugly to you, then I don't know what to think.

Damn Garret takin the L for the thread

You lost

Riiiiiight.  Because you're in a position to be judging women. 
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2007, 10:15:11 PM »
respect himuro, he know mupepe got game

the rest of you just hatin' undercover of so-called common sense, an act hitherfore to be called "prostin" as in "i was gonna git to frostin but i wound up prostin"
Exactly, where is my reward?
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2007, 10:17:57 PM »
She's hardly ugly. If that's ugly to you, then I don't know what to think.

Damn Garret takin the L for the thread

You lost

Riiiiiight.  Because you're in a position to be judging women. 

lol son my female games on point how's yours? Oh



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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2007, 10:20:40 PM »
Mupupangus, fuck it all.  Stick your business stick into her slotted receptacle and thrust rhythmically.  She's hawt.
OMG, I'm liking this advice.

Prost: Why did you have to throw the Catz line in there?  Would she really be devastated?  I don't want to disappoint her.  And yeah, she scares the hell out of me.  I know she's not stable, but she's hot, man!  I mean, you don't understand.  You have a hot, intelligent and awesome wife!  You get to wake up every morning next to her!  I have to settle for banging one every once in a while!

:'(
The catz thing was just a joke (like she'd be hurt that you were with someone else).  It was meant to be funny ;(

aaaanyways the looks aren't really a factor to me, I just personally think you could do better.

Just my opinion dude you do what you like! ;)
I know it was a joke :)  I know you guys would love me no matter what I do.  You two are like family  :heartbeat

And guys, according to her, those are 34 C's.

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2007, 10:23:54 PM »
Damn, she is hella gorgeous. I'd say hit it, bro, but only if you can ensure it would stay just between the two of you.
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2007, 10:24:44 PM »
Mupupangus, fuck it all.  Stick your business stick into her slotted receptacle and thrust rhythmically.  She's hawt.
OMG, I'm liking this advice.

Prost: Why did you have to throw the Catz line in there?  Would she really be devastated?  I don't want to disappoint her.  And yeah, she scares the hell out of me.  I know she's not stable, but she's hot, man!  I mean, you don't understand.  You have a hot, intelligent and awesome wife!  You get to wake up every morning next to her!  I have to settle for banging one every once in a while!

:'(
The catz thing was just a joke (like she'd be hurt that you were with someone else).  It was meant to be funny ;(

aaaanyways the looks aren't really a factor to me, I just personally think you could do better.

Just my opinion dude you do what you like! ;)
I know it was a joke :)  I know you guys would love me no matter what I do.  You two are like family  :heartbeat

And guys, according to her, those are 34 C's.
I just see it this way....  if she seems like the type of girl you'd hang out with, then you could get sex multiple times, which is really nice!  And if she's really messed up... which it seems she is... and gives the strange yet unlikely possibility of your old bud getting weird on you.... and you only get one bang out of her..................................................

wouldn't you just prefer to rub one out? ;)

I say find a girl who likes the same stuff as you.  It's really not that hard these days.  Tons of girls into animes, and tv series, and games.  It's the new age!
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #43 on: January 30, 2007, 10:38:38 PM »
But I'm not into anime  :-\

But yeah, I get where you're coming from.  If I could find a girl I could really stay with, then I definitely would.  I'm a hopeless romantic at heart  :(  But for now, I have these kind of girls.

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #44 on: January 30, 2007, 10:43:18 PM »
That chick is gorgeous.  :o
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« Reply #45 on: January 30, 2007, 10:46:52 PM »
 :hump

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« Reply #46 on: January 30, 2007, 10:49:28 PM »
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #47 on: January 31, 2007, 12:48:10 AM »
I don't think you should do her until their relationship if over. When it is, get in on the rebound.
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« Reply #48 on: January 31, 2007, 12:49:47 AM »
I don't think you should do her until their relationship if over. When it is, get in on the rebound.
Should I start rumors or do some work to make it end quicker?  lolz

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« Reply #49 on: January 31, 2007, 01:12:28 AM »
I don't think you should do her until their relationship if over. When it is, get in on the rebound.
Should I start rumors or do some work to make it end quicker?  lolz

I like the way you think.

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #50 on: January 31, 2007, 01:33:35 AM »
I don't think you should do her until their relationship if over. When it is, get in on the rebound.
Should I start rumors or do some work to make it end quicker?  lolz

It almost sounds like she's in an abusive situation, so I'm wanting to say yes.
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #51 on: January 31, 2007, 01:44:35 AM »
pics?

do it man this kind of opportunity may be once in a life time

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #52 on: January 31, 2007, 01:49:27 AM »
Ed, I'm honestly surprised Ruben had that much game. I mean, he attracts women that look like that? What a shocker.
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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #53 on: January 31, 2007, 01:53:27 AM »
I don't think you should do her until their relationship if over. When it is, get in on the rebound.
Should I start rumors or do some work to make it end quicker?  lolz

I like the way you think.

This is Mupepe we're talking about. Evilbore's #1 :pimp.

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Re: Moral Dilemma!
« Reply #54 on: January 31, 2007, 01:57:03 AM »
damn shes hot and this kids a player he seems to know what hes doing

my advice to you is

hit it once now to give her a sample
wait till break up
then shes yours

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« Reply #55 on: January 31, 2007, 11:49:38 AM »

It almost sounds like she's in an abusive situation, so I'm wanting to say yes.
Verbally abusive?  Most definitely.  Physically?  I'd bet my life against it. 

Ed, I'm honestly surprised Ruben had that much game. I mean, he attracts women that look like that? What a shocker.
He's always been able to attract really good looking women.  I hate that douche.  He can get them no problem.  Back in High School he had all sorts of girls that wanted his balls, but he was too big of a pussy to act on anything.

I don't think you should do her until their relationship if over. When it is, get in on the rebound.
Should I start rumors or do some work to make it end quicker?  lolz

I like the way you think.

This is Beezy we're talking about. Evilbore's #1 :pimp.
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damn shes hot and this kids a player he seems to know what hes doing

my advice to you is

hit it once now to give her a sample
wait till break up
then shes yours
I don't want her to be mine, really.  haha  She seems nutty.  I wouldn't mind the hitting and quitting part  :D

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« Reply #56 on: January 31, 2007, 12:06:53 PM »

It almost sounds like she's in an abusive situation, so I'm wanting to say yes.
Verbally abusive?  Most definitely.  Physically?  I'd bet my life against it. 

Ed, I'm honestly surprised Ruben had that much game. I mean, he attracts women that look like that? What a shocker.
He's always been able to attract really good looking women.  I hate that douche.  He can get them no problem.  Back in High School he had all sorts of girls that wanted his balls, but he was too big of a pussy to act on anything.

I don't think you should do her until their relationship if over. When it is, get in on the rebound.
Should I start rumors or do some work to make it end quicker?  lolz

I like the way you think.

This is Beezy we're talking about. Evilbore's #1 :pimp.
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damn shes hot and this kids a player he seems to know what hes doing

my advice to you is

hit it once now to give her a sample
wait till break up
then shes yours
I don't want her to be mine, really.  haha  She seems nutty.  I wouldn't mind the hitting and quitting part  :D
hit and quit sounds like a game plan