I bought prescription-only antiemetics from some weird auction site. It's like ebay but it definitely looks like the web developer came out of a 4 week bootcamp from Devry University. And then got put into the remedial class after failing. We're talking someone who took half of the Udemy course, thought it was too hard, then went on Newgrounds to one of those "Learn Javascript" games dressed up as an RPG where you battle monsters with if statements. We're talking Under Construction signs at the checkout page. We're talking a FAQ that says "We are not responsible if you get scammed because we just made a website, and have no part of this shit. Free Ross Ulbricht." Anyway, I needed a particular kind of medication and I didn't want to deal with going to the doctor and having to explain that I don't want the one that increases breast milk production , and then him saying 'it's just a little prolactin. It's just a little titty milk. Ain't nobody got hurt over a little titty juice." I don't want to have to negotiate with the dr about milky tits at this point in my life. The one I need is very strong - it's used for chemo patients and it's not the first antiemetic a doctor issues out. I just didn't want to deal with the process of explaining this shit. The guy i bought it from immediately took down all his listings upon purchase, goes by like 3 different names: his e-mail, paypal, and auction site name are all different first and last names, writes LIKE THIS DO U NEED ANYTHNG ELSE ILETME KNOW IF IT SHIPPED I SHIOPPED IT OUT POST HASTE. He used the word post haste, which reassured me for some reason - like, "oh this guy reads books he can't steal my money." But all he sells is dickpills and burn cream, so i was immediately disinclined from that reasoning. After awhile, I thought I got scammed, but apparently it just showed up in the USPS tracking yesterday after he had been sitting on a printed shipping label for 4 days. This morning I got a call from USPS' 1800 number. I didn't pick up because I don't pick up 1800 numbers...and only learned it was USPS after googling it. It's not like this is a scheduled drug or something you can get high off of. Am I in trouble?
TLDR: Answer whichever question comes first/makes the other one moot: Are they going to call me Puke Boy in the pen while i get a big 'ol dick in my ass? Or, what's the worst that can happen to me?
