Author Topic: How often do you masturbate? (Read 2654 times)

samir · « **on:** October 25, 2019, 08:23:16 AM »

Well?

GF is always around so not as often as I used to. $:-\$

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #1 on:** October 25, 2019, 08:28:04 AM »

8 hours a day. I would do more, but work and sleep get in the way.

EightBitNate · « **Reply #2 on:** October 25, 2019, 10:34:40 AM »

Your GF is always around so not as often as I used to.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #3 on:** October 25, 2019, 10:40:59 AM »

Ghoul · « **Reply #4 on:** October 25, 2019, 10:43:38 AM »

NOT TODAY MR KEELLOGG'S

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** October 25, 2019, 10:52:20 AM »

Sir, my information is a valuable commodity and if you'd like it for your study you're simply going to have to compensate me

bork · « **Reply #6 on:** October 25, 2019, 10:52:30 AM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #7 on:** October 25, 2019, 11:01:16 AM »

wait, we're allowed to do this?

Ghoul · « **Reply #8 on:** October 25, 2019, 11:04:45 AM »

wait, we're allowed to do this?

Not you

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #9 on:** October 25, 2019, 11:49:03 AM »

Your gf is around so twice as much as I used to

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** October 25, 2019, 12:29:45 PM »

Prob twice a week, but sometimes the mood strikes and what better way to spend 5 minutes

bork · « **Reply #11 on:** October 25, 2019, 12:57:49 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** October 25, 2019, 01:47:14 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #13 on:** October 25, 2019, 02:10:40 PM »

Inside or outside the body?

team filler · « **Reply #14 on:** October 25, 2019, 02:15:20 PM »

as many chances as I can, but not always to completion!

nachobro · « **Reply #15 on:** October 25, 2019, 02:23:15 PM »

every time i click the bore picture thread

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** October 25, 2019, 05:52:05 PM »

U kuk

samir · « **Reply #17 on:** October 25, 2019, 05:53:08 PM »

Your GF is always around so not as often as I used to.

I'm not dating your sister.

Or maybe I am

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #18 on:** October 25, 2019, 09:15:08 PM »

Wkuk is the sketch comedy show I stopped referencing because no one had seen it. Good show

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** October 25, 2019, 09:27:05 PM »

It's in proportion to the amount of times I watch Gilbert and Sullivan clips on youtube. Like a 1:1 proportion.

toku · « **Reply #20 on:** October 25, 2019, 09:33:36 PM »

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 25, 2019, 10:21:44 PM »

2-3 times everyday. Sometimes 4-5 back in the really dark times. My penis doesn't even really work anymore.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #22 on:** October 25, 2019, 10:57:05 PM »

Thanks for reminding me

BisMarckie · « **Reply #23 on:** October 25, 2019, 11:05:17 PM »

My penis doesn't even really work anymore.

Gonna need video evidence for that.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** October 25, 2019, 11:22:53 PM »

2-3 times everyday. Sometimes 4-5 back in the really dark times. My penis doesn't even really work anymore.

Try this

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #25 on:** October 25, 2019, 11:50:31 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 25, 2019, 10:21:44 PM
My penis doesn't even really work anymore.

Gonna need video evidence for that.

Nintex · « **Reply #26 on:** October 26, 2019, 07:39:50 AM »

4-5 times... a day?
Either you have a very efficient production process or your output is akin to a soviet style 5 year plan.

Rufus · « **Reply #27 on:** October 26, 2019, 07:42:37 AM »

Well, it's better than comfort eating.

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