learn to code

[Crash Dummy]

in order to fuck over another department i'm teaching myself some basic rpa shit on automation anywhere, any one else learnt some tech at work to make your life easier/screw over someone else?

[archnemesis]

You can get far by learning the basics. https://automatetheboringstuff.com/ has good examples for how to automate common office tasks with Python.

[samir]

I know how to code, I ain't no god damn cum chump

[Transhuman]

Oh , I can code alright.

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[Rufus]

Oh , I can code alright.

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[Nintex]

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//// OWN THE LIBS ENDLESS LOOP /////
var win;
var i;
function winning(lib) {
     if (lib = "owned") {
             win = true;
     }
     else {
             win = false;
    }
}
winning("owned");
setInterval(function() {
     for (i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
       alert(win);
     }
}, 10 * 1000);


[thisismyusername]

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//// OWN THE LIBS ENDLESS LOOP /////
var win;
var i;
function winning(lib) {
     if (lib = "owned") {
             win = true;
     }
     else {
             win = false;
    }
}
winning("owned");
setInterval(function() {
     for (i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
       alert(win);
     }
}, 10 * 1000);


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Unexpected statement '=' in expression position.
     if (lib = "owned") {

12.0Undeclared 'setInterval'.
setInterval(function() {

13.5Unexpected 'for'.
     for (i = 0; i < 10; i++) {

13.26Expected '+= 1' and instead saw '++'.
     for (i = 0; i < 10; i++) {

14.7Undeclared 'alert'.
       alert(win);

[Nintex]

riotous catched that feature quickly 

[Nintex]

IT/tech/web projects are basically college group projects.
A few people do most of the work and there's a number of others going along for the ride.

And now that there's more specialization than ever the number of hanger ons on any given project just keeps increasing.

[benjipwns]

I'll have you know that CodeAcademy contacts me quite regularly to return to pick up where I left off, five or six tutorials in, during that time a few years ago when I said "hey I should relearn to code like I used to be able to with C/BASIC of all types/PHP/HTML/etc." and started.

[Madrun Badrun]

I code mostly in math these days, plebs.  I einsum tensors like madman. 

[thisismyusername]

What the fuck?