Whats the deal with you, tubers?

[BisMarckie]

Killary killing memes now. 

[agrajag]

she must be stopped before it's too late

[Raist]

sips is one of my favs.

[who is ted danson?]

The GameTuber
*Video opens*
*Dude sitting there in a DXracer/maxnomic g-g-gamer chair. In the background is an Ikea Kallax filled with nerd junk, and lit up with R/G/B strips*
"Whatsupguys its ya boy BigGamer69 cummin at you with another video"
"Shout out to my sponsors NordVPN. You really need a VPN, because I really need $5 in affiliate bucks. Let me really labor this point for 2 minutes of a 10 minute video."
"OK lets get right into the video"
*waffles for 10 minutes. Zooms into the PiP webcam whenever he thinks he makes a funny face. Jump cuts all over. Desperately tries to pretend to be your friend*
"Ok guys that about it for today. Remember to like and subscribe it realy helps. Sign up to NordVPN too. Oh and check back tomorrow for more quality CAHNTENT™"
*Video ends with channel outro image, generic royalty free electronic music, and links to his previous hot turd of a vid*

The VlogTuber
*Video opens*
*Girl sitting there in her bedroom. White/grey theme with ikea everywhere. In the background is an ikea kallax filled with houseplants, some random books, and lit up with white fairy light*
"Hey guys. Today we're going to talk about my favorite ways to watch paint dry"
"I would just like to thank the sponsors to todays video NordVPN. You really need a VPN even if you're a true normie because I get $5 in affiliate bucks"
*Rambles for another 8 minutes in their bedroom, cutting to other scenes shot in their house in a desperate attempt to mix things up. If they're feeling really risky its a video of them driving to the shops and then walking around with the camera angled at the ground for at least 4 out of 10 minutes*
"Thanks for watching guys, remember to like and subscribe. And check out the sponsor NordVPN. See you next time"
*Channel outro card with ///relaxing/// royalty free music and links to more of their garbage*

[Tasty]

The GameTuber
*Video opens*
*Dude sitting there in a DXracer/maxnomic g-g-gamer chair. In the background is an Ikea Kallax filled with nerd junk, and lit up with R/G/B strips*
"Whatsupguys its ya boy BigGamer69 cummin at you with another video"
"Shout out to my sponsors NordVPN. You really need a VPN, because I really need $5 in affiliate bucks. Let me really labor this point for 2 minutes of a 10 minute video."
"OK lets get right into the video"
*waffles for 10 minutes. Zooms into the PiP webcam whenever he thinks he makes a funny face. Jump cuts all over. Desperately tries to pretend to be your friend*
"Ok guys that about it for today. Remember to like and subscribe it realy helps. Sign up to NordVPN too. Oh and check back tomorrow for more quality CAHNTENT™"
*Video ends with channel outro image, generic royalty free electronic music, and links to his previous hot turd of a vid*

The VlogTuber
*Video opens*
*Girl sitting there in her bedroom. White/grey theme with ikea everywhere. In the background is an ikea kallax filled with houseplants, some random books, and lit up with white fairy light*
"Hey guys. Today we're going to talk about my favorite ways to watch paint dry"
"I would just like to thank the sponsors to todays video NordVPN. You really need a VPN even if you're a true normie because I get $5 in affiliate bucks"
*Rambles for another 8 minutes in their bedroom, cutting to other scenes shot in their house in a desperate attempt to mix things up. If they're feeling really risky its a video of them driving to the shops and then walking around with the camera angled at the ground for at least 4 out of 10 minutes*
"Thanks for watching guys, remember to like and subscribe. And check out the sponsor NordVPN. See you next time"
*Channel outro card with ///relaxing/// royalty free music and links to more of their garbage*

There's honestly a lot of business opportunity here just ripe for anyone with even some basic technical know-how.

[HardcoreRetro]

I loved the Men Drinkin' Coffee, but the stopped making content.

[Don Rumata]

I can stand most trashy things on youtube i think, but as soon as a video starts with that generic lofi hip hop (or whatever it's called) music in the background, i close immediately and erase from watch history.
Doubly so if it's some essay* about movies or games, or even worse, some trendy food channel.

*10 minutes video about the importance of silence, or guiding the player with light, or some other cpt. obvious shit.

[Coax]

Sucky autofocus is an occasional pet peeve. It's tolerable when someone is using a budget setup but I know some channels that utilize pricey gear and yet we still get

*ZOOM IN TO AREA OF INTEREST*

*BLURRED IMAGE*

*STILL BLURRY*

*Lemme just zoom out/pan/move object closer a little to compens—wait, it's focusing now?*

*Focused 🎉*

Just use some wireless manual focus ring or something, especially if you're in your own studio with fixed distances/depths for areas of interest. The amount of screen time per video that is lost to blurry images due to the overreliance on autofocus... Seconds!

[tiesto]

A few months ago, headwalk (I think?) brought up that stupid zoomer ukulele music they have in so many Youtube videos and TV commercials... ever since he mentioned it I keep hearing that shit nonstop. If any YT video has that, I turn it off right away.

[team filler]

I would watch my brehs play through games, so long as it's not boring fps crap

[Momo]

How could I forget best Youtuber, WWE's Asuka Kana?