Author Topic: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+? (Read 12196 times)

TVC15 · « **Reply #60 on:** November 13, 2019, 08:39:43 PM »

Maybe there is a good value proposition for me here. I could most certainly derive some transgressive erudition by manipulating myself to family movies that I used for non-sexual comfort while sad and alone as a child in a crummy family in a crummy place. You might even say it could give a therapist a couple of months of material to work with.

nachobro · « **Reply #61 on:** November 13, 2019, 08:48:11 PM »

Quote from: pork on November 13, 2019, 08:32:51 PM

https://twitter.com/TristanACooper/status/1194298167824650240

lol why crop it? it's normal on tv, so they would have had to do more work just to fuck it up.

disney pls

EchoRin · « **Reply #62 on:** November 13, 2019, 08:55:36 PM »

It's beyond fucked up. Anyone who crops any image deserves to die. (obviously exaggerating)

I'm pretty sure The Simpsons were cropped on Hulu too or wherever they were streaming before.

Cropping drives me nuts. About as much as people not setting the proper aspect ratio on their TVs.

TVC15 · « **Reply #63 on:** November 13, 2019, 08:56:20 PM »

Quote from: Stro on November 13, 2019, 08:47:22 PM

What if you watched them without jerking off and they actually made you a happier person?

Maybe if I was allowed to take mushrooms while watching. Escape to Witch Mountain has an awesome trippy intro. And it would make me less likely to maintain an erection.

TVC15 · « **Reply #64 on:** November 13, 2019, 09:11:33 PM »

Look at this. This is listed in the library alongside other playable titles, no indication it’s unavailable.

I bet they’re inflating their library with blanks that are no-interest titles because people are unlikely to click on them to discover the deception. This Magoo thing, why else would they advertise the availability of something that won’t be there for a fucking year?

TVC15 · « **Reply #65 on:** November 13, 2019, 09:14:06 PM »

“Fuck, phew, Magoo. Glad they let me know about that obvious flagship title’s delayed release. You saved me some money there, D.”

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #66 on:** November 13, 2019, 09:18:59 PM »

I've set up a reminder for Mr. Magoo already!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #67 on:** November 13, 2019, 11:30:16 PM »

Preorder your Disney+ founder’s edition golden wokelord pass, and in twelve months you could be watching Mr. Fucking Magoo.

NekoFever · « **Reply #68 on:** November 14, 2019, 04:25:04 AM »

Quote from: pork on November 13, 2019, 08:32:51 PM

Quote from: nachobro on November 13, 2019, 08:26:03 PM
does it have the simpsons? i feel like that'd be one of benefits of them buying fox

https://twitter.com/TristanACooper/status/1194298167824650240

Whatever 'remaster' they've done there looks terrible as well. It looks like those smear filters on emulators that try to smooth out the square pixels.

Don Rumata · « **Reply #69 on:** November 14, 2019, 04:29:20 AM »

Anything other than Mandalorian on this thing, anyway? (Original shows i mean, i don't care about old stuff)

Rman · « **Reply #70 on:** November 14, 2019, 07:05:19 AM »

Quote from: pork on November 13, 2019, 08:14:53 PM

Quote from: Rman on November 13, 2019, 08:13:37 PM
10 million subs already. edgelords, blown the fuck out.

Why are you stanning for this?

Just trolling lol

Occam · « **Reply #71 on:** November 14, 2019, 08:25:05 AM »

I think there is something distinguishingly mentally challenged (did I do this right without using the word filter?) about giving money to Disney for this (and possibly anything else).

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #72 on:** November 14, 2019, 09:02:38 AM »

Disney plays the Get Out of Racism Free card.

https://mobile.twitter.com/324_B21/status/1194249958221737986

Mr. Magoo probably got delayed until they could figure out how to properly address its ableist message.

Tasty · « **Reply #73 on:** November 14, 2019, 09:36:56 AM »

Quote from: NekoFever on November 14, 2019, 04:25:04 AM

Quote from: pork on November 13, 2019, 08:32:51 PM
Quote from: nachobro on November 13, 2019, 08:26:03 PM
does it have the simpsons? i feel like that'd be one of benefits of them buying fox

https://twitter.com/TristanACooper/status/1194298167824650240

Whatever 'remaster' they've done there looks terrible as well. It looks like those smear filters on emulators that try to smooth out the square pixels.

I remember when the Simpsons season box sets were like, the gold standard for TV on DVD back in the day.

I wonder if the new filters are from the Blu-ray transfers or if Disney went out of their way to fuck things up.

Tasty · « **Reply #74 on:** November 14, 2019, 09:38:37 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 14, 2019, 09:02:38 AM

Disney plays the Get Out of Racism Free card.

https://mobile.twitter.com/324_B21/status/1194249958221737986

Mr. Magoo probably got delayed until they could figure out how to properly address its ableist message.

If WB becomes the Pepsi to Disney's Coke, eh, I'm game.

james · « **Reply #75 on:** November 14, 2019, 10:53:17 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 13, 2019, 09:11:33 PM

Look at this. This is listed in the library alongside other playable titles, no indication it’s unavailable.

(Image removed from quote.)

I bet they’re inflating their library with blanks that are no-interest titles because people are unlikely to click on them to discover the deception. This Magoo thing, why else would they advertise the availability of something that won’t be there for a fucking year?

Please tell me that every title on Disney + has the Disney logo in the title to remind you that you are watching Disney products on a Disneys ervice

TVC15 · « **Reply #76 on:** November 14, 2019, 12:01:13 PM »

Disney couldn't even get Fraggle rock for this shit. You only get second tier muppets stuff.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #77 on:** November 14, 2019, 02:48:37 PM »

Disney's Double Teamed

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #78 on:** November 14, 2019, 02:49:46 PM »

When they have kino like Da Jokah I'll consider it.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #79 on:** November 14, 2019, 02:52:29 PM »

Quote from: D3RANG3D on November 14, 2019, 02:49:46 PM

When they have kino like Da Jokah I'll consider it.

No R-rated content, think of the kids!

james · « **Reply #80 on:** November 14, 2019, 02:53:21 PM »

Is it true that Disney + has two Little Toaster sequels, but not the original?

And if this rumor is true, how could you purchase this Disney + product and not kill yourself?

Rman · « **Reply #81 on:** November 14, 2019, 03:40:27 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 14, 2019, 12:01:13 PM

Disney couldn't even get Fraggle rock for this shit. You only get second tier muppets stuff.

Fraggle Rock was awesome.

Tasty · « **Reply #82 on:** November 14, 2019, 04:03:21 PM »

All three pieces of Tron media are there launch day

TVC15 · « **Reply #83 on:** November 14, 2019, 04:38:45 PM »

Fraggle Rock is no shit the shit.

EchoRin · « **Reply #84 on:** November 14, 2019, 04:45:59 PM »

Look at the aesthetics on Return and Escape from Witch Mountain. Now look at the aesthetics Race to Witch Mountain. 100% honest, I have never heard of any 3 of these movies, but if I was gonna randomly pick a movie and saw the cover of the Rock one I would assume it's just some crap with no soul. The other two seem to have some character in their icon art. I don't know, maybe all these movies are awful or great, but just going off the style of the images I would not be enticed for the Rock version.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #85 on:** November 14, 2019, 04:57:01 PM »

https://twitter.com/jazz_inmypants/status/1194809171104935936

In my experience, that seems true for the Disney Spinsters (and folks that sub to this service). Rman, care to confirm/deny this accusation?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #86 on:** November 14, 2019, 05:02:44 PM »

Quote from: EchoRin on November 14, 2019, 04:45:59 PM

Look at the aesthetics on Return and Escape from Witch Mountain. Now look at the aesthetics Race to Witch Mountain. 100% honest, I have never heard of any 3 of these movies, but if I was gonna randomly pick a movie and saw the cover of the Rock one I would assume it's just some crap with no soul. The other two seem to have some character in their icon art. I don't know, maybe all these movies are awful or great, but just going off the style of the images I would not be enticed for the Rock version.

That’s because the first two came out in the 70’s and the other one came out in like 2011 and was mainly sold on having The Rock in it.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #87 on:** November 14, 2019, 08:29:11 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 14, 2019, 09:02:38 AM

Disney plays the Get Out of Racism Free card.

https://mobile.twitter.com/324_B21/status/1194249958221737986

Mr. Magoo probably got delayed until they could figure out how to properly address its ableist message.

Does this mean we're getting Song of the South?

Rman · « **Reply #88 on:** November 14, 2019, 08:33:14 PM »

Quote from: shosta on November 14, 2019, 08:30:38 PM

I don't know why you need a disclaimer about an old cartoon unless you think everyone is fucking stupid

Outrage culture, bro.

And of course, the dude on Twitter is a white guy lol.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #89 on:** November 14, 2019, 08:35:59 PM »

Quote from: shosta on November 14, 2019, 08:30:38 PM

I don't know why you need a disclaimer about an old cartoon unless you think everyone is fucking stupid

It's a "cover our ass so we don't get sued" move, similar to those "THIS GAME WAS CREATED BY A DIVERSE CAST OF <X, Y, Z>" notices in Assassin's Creed and other titles now.

TVC15 · « **Reply #90 on:** November 14, 2019, 08:57:03 PM »

FUCK DISNEY! WALT DISNEY WAS A NAZI UNION BUSTER! ACTUALLY I’M NOT SURE IF HE WAS A NAZI REALLY BUT YOU CAN CALL ANYONE A NAZI THESE DAYS SO HE WAS ONE! LONG LIVE JIM HENSON! LONG LIVE THE BEST MUPPETS!

TVC15 · « **Reply #91 on:** November 14, 2019, 08:58:39 PM »

DEATH TO FALSE MUPPETS!

james · « **Reply #92 on:** November 14, 2019, 09:18:00 PM »

Double teamed is a porn right

team filler · « **Reply #93 on:** November 14, 2019, 09:25:12 PM »

for amirox

TVC15 · « **Reply #94 on:** November 14, 2019, 09:26:37 PM »

Fruckle Fuck

team filler · « **Reply #95 on:** November 14, 2019, 09:27:58 PM »

fraggle cock

team filler · « **Reply #96 on:** November 14, 2019, 09:53:02 PM »

fa

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cock

TVC15 · « **Reply #97 on:** November 14, 2019, 09:58:27 PM »

Quote from: filler on November 14, 2019, 09:53:02 PM

fa ggle cock

Down on fa

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cock

TVC15 · « **Reply #98 on:** November 14, 2019, 09:59:06 PM »

fuck I hate crimed myself

team filler · « **Reply #99 on:** November 14, 2019, 10:50:30 PM »

Occam · « **Reply #100 on:** November 14, 2019, 11:13:20 PM »

Quote from: shosta on November 14, 2019, 08:30:38 PM

I don't know why you need a disclaimer about an old cartoon unless you think everyone is fucking stupid

Not everyone, but
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=46720.msg2733205#msg2733205
Q.E.D.

team filler · « **Reply #101 on:** November 15, 2019, 01:34:43 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #102 on:** November 16, 2019, 07:28:18 AM »

FYI

Disney didn't do this remaster of the Simpsons. Fox did. It was done for their fox streaming service which apparently no one used to find out how old this news was but there you go.

Rman · « **Reply #103 on:** November 16, 2019, 08:22:32 AM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on November 16, 2019, 07:28:18 AM

FYI

Disney didn't do this remaster of the Simpsons. Fox did. It was done for their fox streaming service which apparently no one used to find out how old this news was but there you go.

Yep. I remember. I do hope they go back and fix it. Who knows, though.

Nuitangg · « **Reply #104 on:** November 16, 2019, 09:27:36 AM »

https://www.engadget.com/2019/11/15/simpsons-disney-plus-aspect-ratio/

Rman · « **Reply #105 on:** November 16, 2019, 09:28:48 AM »

Quote from: Nuitangg on November 16, 2019, 09:27:36 AM

https://www.engadget.com/2019/11/15/simpsons-disney-plus-aspect-ratio/

Nice. ty

TVC15 · « **Reply #106 on:** November 26, 2019, 07:23:18 PM »

Coming in more than a year and a half...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #107 on:** November 26, 2019, 07:25:35 PM »

At least I'll have Mr. Magoo to tide me over until then.

TVC15 · « **Reply #108 on:** November 26, 2019, 07:32:51 PM »

I’m sorry for the bump. I’m just going through the D+ service’s D- library looking for anything to justify a subscription since I have the app open from watching the latest Mandalorian.

TVC15 · « **Reply #109 on:** November 26, 2019, 07:34:26 PM »

What the fuck is a Cheetah Girl? Cheetah sounds like it could be a racial slur.

TVC15 · « **Reply #110 on:** November 26, 2019, 07:37:17 PM »

Disney’s Fairy Tale Weddings Holiday Magic Special? This is garbage old dying people watched on TV on Saturday nights because nobody loved them anymore. Nobody is ever going to willingly watch this shit.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

excluding manabyte

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #111 on:** November 26, 2019, 07:38:07 PM »

I was gonna ~~use my friends's login~~ sign up for Disney+, but it thinks I'm behind a VPN or some shit so it wouldn't even let me. I'll have to wait until I'm at work to watch The Mandalorian and Double Teamed.

TVC15 · « **Reply #112 on:** November 26, 2019, 07:41:13 PM »

So far both of the decent movies I’ve seen available star Don Knotts.

TVC15 · « **Reply #113 on:** November 26, 2019, 07:48:32 PM »

Hocus Pocus is up there. I know some people are into that.

Not me, though. If I’m going to watch women pretend to be drag queens, I’d just rather see real drag queens.

TVC15 · « **Reply #114 on:** November 26, 2019, 07:49:57 PM »

Okay, who has seen Home Alone 3? How bad is it? Because the associated images on D+ have me close to hate-watching it.

TVC15 · « **Reply #115 on:** November 26, 2019, 07:55:46 PM »

Wow, the Inspector Gadget movie has Matthew Broderick and Andy Dick in it. A lot of bloody hands in that fam-friendly Disney romp.

Fuck, the sequel swaps Broderick for French Stewart

TVC15 · « **Reply #116 on:** November 26, 2019, 08:03:38 PM »

I saw a movie called The Luck of the Irish from the Disney Channel. It had a white kid dressed in basketball stuff, so knowing how much hatred of the Irish has been displayed here today, I checked it out, figuring it may be a timely entry in the white-guy-plays-basketball genre that we could have fun with.

I read the Wikipedia entry before diving in to make sure it was worthwhile. Thank god I did, because look at the ending I saved myself from:

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He then wakes up, and realizes he is late for Heritage Day; on the day, he does an Irish folk dance and leads the crowd in singing "This Land is Your Land", with his parents and grandfather in the audience proudly joining in.

TVC15 · « **Reply #117 on:** November 26, 2019, 08:15:32 PM »

Did you ever notice how people born from ~1990 or so have malformed heads and faces? Sometimes eyes, too. There’s like a trend toward balloon-like shaped heads, with more bulbous tops and pointed bottoms. Larger eyes. I feel like I’m paging through a textbook on cranial abnormalities.

TVC15 · « **Reply #118 on:** November 26, 2019, 08:22:27 PM »

Richie Rich’s Christmas Wish had better not be to help poor people or I’m calling bullshit.

TVC15 · « **Reply #119 on:** November 26, 2019, 08:27:32 PM »

The 10yo fourth or so direct-to-video sequel in a spin-off series from Air Bud. Coming in, uh, 2 years.

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Author Topic: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+? (Read 12196 times)