Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?

[Rman]

It launches this week in the US.

Pretty good price and phenomenal catalog so far. The only issue is that they're doing the same ole' broadcast model (weekly drip as opposed to Netflix dump) for their original series.  I can wait and then binge. 

Lots of nostalgia wank there too, from Ducktales to Gargoyles, shows I grew with up.  It will be nice background filler.

[OnlyRegret]

Indeed, you are absolutely correct. The price point just can't be beat, they've seriously undervalued themselves and the catalog is absolute art full of soul unlike what the other failing competitors offer.

this hurt my soul to type

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[Momo]

[Rman]

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lol perfect

[CatsCatsCats]

Momo get a beej for nailing it but no fuck that shit a bridge too far

[Nuitangg]

That Disney+ and Hulu package seems like a good deal. I think it also comes with ESPN+.

[Madrun Badrun]

I will after a few of the Mavel shows get on it. 

[headwalk]

i don't really pay attention to the stream wars since i'm largely stuck in my criminal methods when it comes to TV shit, so i looked up disney+ and found this list:

http://whatsondisneyplus.com/top-50-series-on-disney-october-2019/

and came to the conclusion it's a way to pray on nonces and the developmentally impaired.

[Nintex]

[TVC15]

Why does this thread exist? Do we want to attract rabble. Re-title this something vulgar and kill it.

[nudemacusers]

As a prolific breeder, I am required to by culture and society.

[Trent Dole]

As a prolific breeder, I am required to by culture and society.

Disney+ is going to make a damn fortune via breeders and cat ladies.

[headwalk]

don't forget normie dating scum who don't want to be thrown on the "he asked me what i wanted to watch then plugged in his laptop and went to piratebay" pile.

[thisismyusername]

Who the fuck is pirating Disney things beyond Marvel films?

[jorma]

i'm a lover, not a breeder so i'll get by on just netflix for my chill-time

if they have any "must watch" shows i'll just get them on tpb like everyone else

[Pissy F Benny]

I’m getting it so I can also get a 20% discount on era clear 

[BisMarckie]

i don't really pay attention to the stream wars since i'm largely stuck in my criminal methods when it comes to TV shit, so i looked up disney+ and found this list:

http://whatsondisneyplus.com/top-50-series-on-disney-october-2019/

and came to the conclusion it's a way to pray on nonces and the developmentally impaired.

I‘d watch that NatGeo show about wolves I guess.
There is nothinng on there that isn‘t targeted at kids . Hard pass for me. That being said, I keep forgetting to cancel my netflix sub despite not having watched anything on it for more than 6 months or so.

[agrajag]

getting it for my sister as an xmas present, she loves that shit

[tiesto]

DuckTales and Rescue Rangers would be cool for the nostalgia, but nothing else really jumps out at me. Netflix has more than enough great nature docs (BBC Africa, no pun intended is  ) to make the Nat Geo exclusives that much of a sell.

[agrajag]

if they have the entire Gargoyles series and not just the two first seasons or whatever the blueray set was, it's a game changer.

Mandalorian looks cool too

[Rman]

if they have the entire Gargoyles series and not just the two first seasons or whatever the blueray set was, it's a game changer.

Mandalorian looks cool too

They'll have the full series.

[Bebpo]

I signed up for the 3 year deal and instantly regretted it after reading the release dates for upcoming stuff.

I don't care about back catalog, and for new content this thing is gonna be dire outside Mandolorian for the first two years.

[bork]

Don't care about the Disney stuff, don't care about Star Warzzz, and am mildly interested in the Marvel stuff (Loki = Yes, Falcon/Bucky = Maybe, Scarlet Witch/Vision = Eh), so...nope for now at least.

[Joe Molotov]

no cuz im not a pedo

[Madrun Badrun]

It's not pedo if you only like looking at their feet. 

Edit:  that might have been nickelodeon.

[Tasty]

It's not pedo if you only like looking at their feet. 

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amirox+

[Joe Molotov]

It's not pedo if you only like looking at their feet. 

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rip momo

[Momo]

I leave my ps4 and a half eaten burger to you Joe. These are my world possessions

[EightBitNate]

Someone DM their email/password after you sign up. I know none of you losers are sharing your accounts with anyone.

[EchoRin]

It's not pedo if you only like looking at their feet. 

Edit:  that might have been nickelodeon.

Yeah that was Dan "Good Burger aka Fat Fuck" Schneider. I can't wait for the day somebody releases all his skeletons.

To answer the main question, my friend will sign up for a trial run when Mandalorian is complete. I will try to scarf that down with him.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Of course I will once its here

For my daughter you know

[james]

If youre over the age of 15 and do not have a child under the age of 15, and you subscribe to Disney+, you are suspect AS FUCK

[Tripon]

If youre over the age of 15 and do not have a child under the age of 15, and you subscribe to Disney+, you are suspect AS FUCK

What you going to do when Disney+ gets that Splatoon TV show.

[james]

If youre over the age of 15 and do not have a child under the age of 15, and you subscribe to Disney+, you are suspect AS FUCK

What you going to do when Disney+ gets that Splatoon TV show.

Nothing because I am not a small child

[EightBitNate]

If youre over the age of 15 and do not have a child under the age of 15, and you subscribe to Disney+, you are suspect AS FUCK

I probably won’t subscribe but there’s nothing wrong with wanting to take a trip down memory lane. If you’re subscribing for the new content then I don’t get it but I won’t judge.

[james]

If youre over the age of 15 and do not have a child under the age of 15, and you subscribe to Disney+, you are suspect AS FUCK

I probably won’t subscribe but there’s nothing wrong with wanting to take a trip down memory lane. If you’re subscribing for the new content then I don’t get it but I won’t judge.

A trip down memory lane?

The vast majority are children's TV shows staring children aimed at children.

What exactly are you getting from that experience?

Does this look like something a well-adjusted adult should be watching?






No.

The answer is no.

If you've ever sprouted a hair from your ball sack you are too old for this shit.

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[EightBitNate]

If youre over the age of 15 and do not have a child under the age of 15, and you subscribe to Disney+, you are suspect AS FUCK

I probably won’t subscribe but there’s nothing wrong with wanting to take a trip down memory lane. If you’re subscribing for the new content then I don’t get it but I won’t judge.

A trip down memory lane?

The vast majority are children's TV shows staring children aimed at children.

What exactly are you getting from that experience?

Does this look like something a well-adjusted adult should be watching?

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No.

The answer is no.

If you've ever sprouted a hair from your ball sack you are too old for this shit.

Gargoyles

[james]

Gargoyles

A show that aired at 3:30pm as part of an after-school block?

If you've ever sprouted a hair from your ball sack you are too old for this shit.

[EightBitNate]

I don’t even like gargoyles the phones at my job stopped working and I’m just trying to pass the time stop yelling at me

[james]

I don’t even like gargoyles the phones at my job stopped working and I’m just trying to pass the time stop yelling at me

Talk about adult stuff like a ball carried around the field by giant men

[Purple Filth]

6.99 a month is very interesting 

I wonder if it will stay that way for long

[samir]

If youre over the age of 15 and do not have a child under the age of 15, and you subscribe to Disney+, you are suspect AS FUCK

What you going to do when Disney+ gets that Splatoon TV show.

Nothing because I am not a small child

You only jerk off to them.

[Rman]

wow, no SW fans on the Bore?

[thisismyusername]

Gargoyles

A show that aired at 3:30pm as part of an after-school block?

If you've ever sprouted a hair from your ball sack you are too old for this shit.

You're doing my bit, despite liking Splatoon...



I mean, I'm not necessarily complaining about you calling out Disney folks, but...

If youre over the age of 15 and do not have a child under the age of 15, and you subscribe to Disney+, you are suspect AS FUCK

What you going to do when Disney+ gets that Splatoon TV show.

Nothing because I am not a small child

You only jerk off to them.

sksksksksksksksksksksksksk and I oop. AND I OOP.

[Transhuman]

As long as they still bring Pixar movies to theatres, what are we really missing?

[Rman]

this thread is a hoot lol.

[Joe Molotov]

As long as they still bring Pixar movies to theatres, what are we really missing?

If you subscribe now, you also get access to Hulu, ESPN+, and WikiFeet Clear.

[Potato]

this thread is a hoot lol.

It's even funnier when you know that each and every one of them will be subscribing day one.

[Rufus]

this thread is a hoot lol.

It's even funnier when you imagine that each and every one of them will be subscribing day one.

fixd

[bork]

Fitting:
 

[Tasty]

https://twitter.com/yc/status/1194247028093652993

[Rman]

10 million subs already.  edgelords, blown the fuck out.

[bork]

10 million subs already.  edgelords, blown the fuck out.

Why are you stanning for this? 

[TVC15]

So I insomned all night and bitched out and signed up for the trial.

* Mandalorian - Pretty good! Has a graphic novel feel to it that’s different from the movies.
* Shit. There’s nothing else for adults if you aren’t a Pixar, Marvel, or Star Wars fan.

I was kind of joking before, but there really isn’t anything enticing here. I thought there was going to be a huge library of old shows? I really didn’t see that much. I knew the movie selection was going to be family friendly and sanitized, but holy shit the Disney shits were brutal in their selections.

I clicked the first (and only) movie that interested me in the list—which was believe it or not National Fucking Treasure with Nic Cage, that’s how toilet town the selection is—only to be told it wouldn’t be on the service until April of next fucking year? Holy shit, they’re beefing up their number of visible titles by making it look like things that won’t be available for 6 months are playable. Their shitty content library is also a shitty Potemkin content library.

[nachobro]

I was kind of joking before, but there really isn’t anything enticing here. I thought there was going to be a huge library of old shows? I really didn’t see that much. I knew the movie selection was going to be family friendly and sanitized, but holy shit the Disney shits were brutal in their selections

does it have the simpsons? i feel like that'd be one of benefits of them buying fox

[TVC15]

I ended up watching Escape to Witch Mountain, which wasn’t as good as when I was 6, but it did have Donald Pleasence in sexy, Blofeld-esque shape so I still managed to conjure some impure impulses. Mission failed, Disney.

[bork]

does it have the simpsons? i feel like that'd be one of benefits of them buying fox

https://twitter.com/TristanACooper/status/1194298167824650240