The U.S. Army has an esports team

[Kara]

https://recruiting.army.mil/army_esports/

https://usarmyesports.gg/

[thisismyusername]

A_I_A annihilated. May he rest in the great liberal trucker highway in the sky.

[Joe Molotov]

CyberWar

[team filler]

does isis have a espor team?

[team filler]

war has changed 

[Kara]

does isis have a espor team?

Yeah, it's the CIA esports team.

[team filler]

*mossad 

[BisMarckie]

Kojima furiously looking for his notebook.

[Kara]

https://twitter.com/USArmyesports/status/1174716164741783554

[Kara]

https://twitter.com/USArmyesports/status/1196879529861619717

SIR. THANK YOU SIR.

[BisMarckie]

CAT 5?
Man, the American infrastructure truly is crumbling

[TVC15]

My tax dollars at work. Why isn’t my money going towards something even vaguely worthwhile, like waging war on organ harvesters in China? What a joke. Greatest military in the world. Play with your toys, children. Nobody has taken you seriously since nam anyway.

Seriously. What a huge waste of time and resources. If we’re going to waste resources on this, we may ass well offer free health care and socialized medicine since we’re effectively giving them away already.

[team filler]

your tax dollars bought me plenty of 8 balls of meth, boomer!

[Kara]

My tax dollars at work. Why isn’t my money going towards something even vaguely worthwhile, like waging war on organ harvesters in China? What a joke. Greatest military in the world. Play with your toys, children. Nobody has taken you seriously since nam anyway.

Seriously. What a huge waste of time and resources. If we’re going to waste resources on this, we may ass well offer free health care and socialized medicine since we’re effectively giving them away already.

You are why we can't have interesting things. Everything has to be "good" or "nice" or "pretty." You've allowed yourself to only appreciate one tiny corner of the entire grid, and way too many people are similar. You're holding progress back. You're holding aesthetics back. You're holding humanity's potential back. You are probably too old to be corrected.

[TVC15]

your tax dollars bought me plenty of 8 balls of meth, boomer!

Did you get to do some time in a third-world shithole?

[TVC15]

My tax dollars at work. Why isn’t my money going towards something even vaguely worthwhile, like waging war on organ harvesters in China? What a joke. Greatest military in the world. Play with your toys, children. Nobody has taken you seriously since nam anyway.

Seriously. What a huge waste of time and resources. If we’re going to waste resources on this, we may ass well offer free health care and socialized medicine since we’re effectively giving them away already.

You are why we can't have interesting things. Everything has to be "good" or "nice" or "pretty." You've allowed yourself to only appreciate one tiny corner of the entire grid, and way too many people are similar. You're holding progress back. You're holding aesthetics back. You're holding humanity's potential back. You are probably too old to be corrected.

Is not giving handout GPUs to people that could barely pass US public high school really likely to be “holding humanity’s potential” back? Are the GPUs in that equation the best place to focus on? We shouldn’t extravagantly waste pooled resources on individuals until we know they are a worthwhile investment. It’s why abortion is legal.

[Nintex]

Have you always dreamed about pulling out in Asia, patrolling oil fields, building walls fences and spreading liberty and democracy to online game servers?
President Donald Trump calls on YOU to fight for America in cyberspace with the best equipment in the world powered by Intel, Geforce and Tim Apple.

"I don’t have a computer on my desk. I don’t use an intercom. When I want someone in my office, I yell. It works a lot better than an intercom, and it’s much faster." - President Donald J. Trump

Enlist in the US Military today!

[nudemacusers]

Nobody pulls out in the military




 

[TVC15]

Nobody pulls out in the military




 

This is why filler’s made it so much further than you.

[nudemacusers]

Has he tho

[TVC15]

Why don’t you pm me your evidence so I can compare

[team filler]

I'm out here in beautiful central coast california climbing mountains  while nudemacs is in a sandy shithole getting cucked by some messageboard degenerate 

[nudemacusers]

https://www.perdiem101.com/oconus/2019/manama-bahrain-rate

Worth it tbh 

[TVC15]

I'm out here in beautiful central coast california climbing mountains  while nudemacs is in a sandy shithole getting cucked by some messageboard degenerate 

You did things the right way, filler. When you knocked up your strippers, you took care of biz and continued to keep it sleazy. Look at you now.

[Kara]

Can't stop thinking of filler as a docent at Hearst Castle now.

[benjipwns]

for switch?

[team filler]

smoking meth in hearst castle 

[Joe Molotov]

I’m surprised they haven’t relaunched America’s Army as a battle royale.

[TVC15]

smoking meth in hearst castle 

What’s your fave way to smoke? I always liked scratching the kaolin out of the inside of lightbulbs and then using a pen casing to suck up da sublimated juice. It made me feel dirty and trashy. We’d do it in this old dilapidated house that a creepy old biker with a molester vibe squatted in when he was around and selling to us lil school kids. He’d also let us shoot his guns in his back yard. Ah, 6th grade.

[benjipwns]

I’m surprised they haven’t relaunched America’s Army as a battle royale.

They might be, there's a new version on Unreal Engine 4 that started development late last year. It's a "5.0" not an update to Proving Grounds.

[Transhuman]

As long as they only kill virtual babies I guess i'm okay with it