Author Topic: Black Friday is now racist (Read 2484 times)

MMaRsu · « **on:** November 25, 2019, 07:38:54 AM »

Ikea is doing "Dark Deals" and is getting rid of the Black Friday moniker. At least here in The Netherlands.

Sure lets import a holiday which has 0 to do with Netherlands because hey we can sell even more shit to the sheeple consumers

Oh wait someone got offended

Quick lets change it to DARK DEALS

Fuck your coffee roast holiday shit

Don Rumata · « **Reply #1 on:** November 25, 2019, 08:10:16 AM »

Should've gone with Zwarte Piet Deals.

bdoughty · « **Reply #2 on:** November 25, 2019, 08:14:59 AM »

Dark deals sounds even worse, at least from an American perspective. In the olden days "Darkies" was a pretty commonly used term for Black people. It also sounds like something you might find surfing the Dark Web. Three pedo pictures for the price of one.

Momo · « **Reply #3 on:** November 25, 2019, 08:16:20 AM »

The solution, again, is to also have a whitey wednesday

Propagandhim · « **Reply #4 on:** November 25, 2019, 08:20:43 AM »

Me n my dutch bros celebrating after snagging a new 4k TV on the cheap.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5 on:** November 25, 2019, 09:08:22 AM »

African-American Friday

Kara · « **Reply #6 on:** November 25, 2019, 10:47:55 AM »

why isn't there a white Friday

jorma · « **Reply #7 on:** November 25, 2019, 11:01:28 AM »

Quote from: Kara on November 25, 2019, 10:47:55 AM

why isn't there a white Friday

THAT'S ALL THE OTHER FRIDAYS

team filler · « **Reply #8 on:** November 25, 2019, 11:03:02 AM »

jorma · « **Reply #9 on:** November 25, 2019, 11:03:13 AM »

Quote from: Kara on November 25, 2019, 10:47:55 AM

why isn't there a white Friday

i just went to the swedish ikea page to check out, and it turns out they do have a white monday

Kara · « **Reply #10 on:** November 25, 2019, 11:10:23 AM »

omg

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #11 on:** November 25, 2019, 12:49:47 PM »

I dunno. Darkie Friday sounds way worse.
My coffee shop calls it "Orange Friday" and I sorta get it. With a bunch of people intentionally staying away because the black friday mess rebranding was necessary. Although, I didn't see it coming from this corner. I should be reading more REEE apparently.

Nintex · « **Reply #12 on:** November 25, 2019, 01:23:45 PM »

dark deals?

Nintex · « **Reply #13 on:** November 25, 2019, 03:04:21 PM »

I just ordered four 4K HDR Blu-rays and Ace Combat 7 on the cheap.

I don't care what they call it

Ghoul · « **Reply #14 on:** November 25, 2019, 03:38:23 PM »

They’re at it again.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #15 on:** November 25, 2019, 06:17:09 PM »

White Friday exists, it's called Cyber Monday.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #16 on:** November 25, 2019, 06:25:18 PM »

maybe even Good Friday?

EchoRin · « **Reply #17 on:** November 25, 2019, 06:47:09 PM »

Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on November 25, 2019, 06:25:18 PM

maybe even G.O.O.D Friday?

Fixed since you used the Yeezy emoji

Nintex · « **Reply #18 on:** November 25, 2019, 06:48:57 PM »

Fat bitches pushing carts Friday

Refurbished junk clearance Monday

I'm sure there'll be some great deals on AMD VEGA GPU's, Sea of Thieves and of course LCD TV's from 2015.

Tuckers Law · « **Reply #19 on:** November 25, 2019, 06:55:53 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** November 25, 2019, 07:05:50 PM »

Quote from: Kara on November 25, 2019, 10:47:55 AM

why isn't there a white Friday

There are 51 of them a year.

edit: o guess jorma did this first. what an asshole.

benjipwns · « **Reply #21 on:** November 25, 2019, 07:12:00 PM »

capitalism was always racist

read settlers

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** November 25, 2019, 07:12:36 PM »

The board game?

Kara · « **Reply #23 on:** November 25, 2019, 07:15:57 PM »

The book adaptation by J. Sakai.

benjipwns · « **Reply #24 on:** November 25, 2019, 07:24:38 PM »

what the J stands for, nobody knows

News:

Author Topic: Black Friday is now racist (Read 2484 times)