Just got a 20 over the limit speeding ticket reduced...

[BlueTsunami]

...to a parking violation.

The catharsis, my dudes like mana from heaven

I was actually going 90 in a 65 but the officer helped me out by logging me at 85. My speed racer days are over  all about that cruise control now 

[EchoRin]

[BlueTsunami]

I literally let out a Ric Flair WHOOO once I got into my ride. Mind you, this was in some Podunk county 2 1/2 hours from me one way. I was expecting to fight for my life and come to find the whole process is one big legal meat grinder. The prosecutor was calling people up like he was handing out pamphlets, to which he unceremoniously informed me it was reduced.

I also think I met a serial killer. Some dude from Maine not working with a full deck. Trump supporter, gun nut, kept talking about an uprising if Pelosi takes the Presidency and kept making this teeth sucking noise while dead eye staring at the women in the room.

[Joe Molotov]

He got his serial killer conviction reduced to 85 in a 60.

[toku]

sexy broody art types like you shouldn't be speeding anyway

[thisismyusername]

90 in a 65.

Shit, son. I thought you were doing a MANLY speed like 120 in a 60. Show the speed limits who's boss.

[BlueTsunami]

90 in a 65.

Shit, son. I thought you were doing a MANLY speed like 120 in a 60. Show the speed limits who's boss.

I actually did that exact number in a desolate highway strip in New Hampshire over the summer where staties have no real place to hide. Just to experience it once. It was terrifying as fuck. I don't know how people do 150+ just flipping by other drivers on the road.

[thisismyusername]

I was mostly joking. 

But generally if you're going those speeds on a desolate  highway, it's pretty easy to dodge the cars that don't stay to the right/slow lane. Only worry is cross-walks/intersections, but if you're going that speed on intersections, what the fuck are you doing?

[BlueTsunami]

Yeah that's a hair trigger away from meeting Jesus speeds

I was mostly joking. 

But generally if you're going those speeds on a desolate  highway, it's pretty easy to dodge the cars that don't stay to the right/slow lane. Only worry is cross-walks/intersections, but if you're going that speed on intersections, what the fuck are you doing?

Yeah on surface roads I don't play. I usually keep it chill

[chronovore]

Congrats on getting it reduced. Glad to hear you're reconsidering being a speedster. Once I had my kid, I wanted to get home safely, gave up on getting home "fast."