I will be going to the Phoenix Open

[max_cool]

And you won't, sorry that you'll be missing the greatest show on grass and the party at the 16th hole, but that's what you get for being a poor and not coming to the Phoenix Open, the best attended PGA tour event at over 500,000!

Saturday is going to rock!

[BlueTsunami]

This thread about Phoenix Darks fudge hole?

and awesome about going to that. I need to go to more sporting events

[Vizzys]

I'm going to get roasted for this (a lot of old people here lolz ) but:

Golf sucks dude.

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[max_cool]

it's not so much about the golf, it's about getting drunk and booing bad shots and cheering good shots. That's what the 16th hole is all about.

[aoi tsuki]

This thread about Phoenix Darks fudge hole?

and awesome about going to that. I need to go to more sporting events

i just imagined some random golfer hit the ball over a small hill, and into the 18th hole. But it wasn't green; it was brown. PD's brown hole, goatse-style. The ball rolled between his outstretched fingers, over his cheek, and down his chocolate starfish into his cavernous rectum. As the white ball entered the dark crevasse, it made the familiar sound. The camera focused on the golfer, and it was like Tiger Woods or some shit, and he struck a victory pose as the crowd cheered.

Holy shit i'm going to bed.