Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)

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I really did forget about Crackdown until he mentioned it. 

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The Death Stranding ad

[Joe Molotov]

The Death Stranding ad was legit hilarious.

[kingv]

Neither crackdown 3 nor death stranding are actually “bad” games.

Crackdown 3 is a completely unremarkable but competent sequel. It’s like a solid 6 or 7 game but I guarantee there are 50 games last year that came out that are worse. And death stranding is actually awesome.

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Neither crackdown 3 nor death stranding are actually “bad” games.

Crackdown 3 is a completely unremarkable but competent sequel. It’s like a solid 6 or 7 game but I guarantee there are 50 games last year that came out that are worse. And death stranding is actually awesome.

So you didn't watch the video.    

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Death Stranding isn't even on the list.   

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[BisMarckie]

Watching Jim Sterling videos in 2020

[Human Snorenado]

Neither crackdown 3 nor death stranding are actually “bad” games.

Crackdown 3 is a completely unremarkable but competent sequel. It’s like a solid 6 or 7 game but I guarantee there are 50 games last year that came out that are worse. And death stranding is actually awesome.

So you didn't watch the video.    

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Death Stranding isn't even on the list.   

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...only because it's not even a game

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[HardcoreRetro]

That trailer is a pretty good representation of the emotional writing you can expect in the game. 10/10 trailer.

[kingv]

Neither crackdown 3 nor death stranding are actually “bad” games.

Crackdown 3 is a completely unremarkable but competent sequel. It’s like a solid 6 or 7 game but I guarantee there are 50 games last year that came out that are worse. And death stranding is actually awesome.

So you didn't watch the video.    

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Death Stranding isn't even on the list.   

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I actuall6 had the sound off when I watched it lol.

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[thisismyusername]

Watching Jim Sterling videos in 2020

Don't worry, I skipped the 20 mins for you:

1. Anthem
2. Samael: The Legacy of Ophiuchus
3. Crackdown 3
4. Left Alive
5. SolSeraph
6. WWE/F 2K20
7. Contra: Rogue Corps
8. Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey
9. Ghost Recon: Breakpoint
10. Death Stranding, I guess. I didn't see a yellow title card on my skipping ahead so whatever.

I'm sure he explains them, but fuck watching a 20 minute video about how shitty they are. Only 6 (well 7 with Death Stranding) I've heard of. And that's only because they're AAA shit that was notable for how piss-poor they were developed (Left Alive, PBUFront Mission, Anthem), or just plain bad (#FucKonami but thank you for Contra: PC ports, I guess?, Ghost Recon: Breakpoint).

Seriously fuck doing this:

Watching Jim Sterling videos in 2020

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[benjipwns]

What's fun about Jim Sterling?

[Great Rumbler]

What's fun about fun?

[Human Snorenado]

What's fun about Jim Sterling?

I mean if you're demi you want to fuck him, so

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Am I the only one who finds his voice physically painful to listen to

[benjipwns]

What's fun about fun?

Tons. Which is why willingly allowing Jim Sterling into your life seems like such a poor decision.

Jim Sterling is actually a really good representation of how poorly we treat the subject of mental health, especially when it comes to "famous" people.

[benjipwns]

I don't feel safe on a forum where the moderators endorse this kind of hateful bigoted content pushing Gamergate type agendas ala Play Asia but censor/remove helpful Portal Gun tips for LGBT posters.

[Mr Gilhaney]

What's fun about Jim Sterling?

he's fat and ugly.