Author Topic: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up (Read 12336 times)

Nintex · « **Reply #60 on:** January 04, 2020, 08:39:10 AM »

https://twitter.com/Yasub14/status/1213186415779098625

Americans:

nudemacusers · « **Reply #61 on:** January 04, 2020, 10:06:22 AM »

Please support the troops, send likes right away, even if the post is subpar.

BIONIC · « **Reply #62 on:** January 04, 2020, 10:19:00 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on January 04, 2020, 10:06:22 AM

Please support the troops, send likes right away, even if the post is subpar.

Die, infidel

nudemacusers · « **Reply #63 on:** January 04, 2020, 01:35:32 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #64 on:** January 04, 2020, 03:13:43 PM »

https://twitter.com/TheNewThinkerr/status/1213536316731691008

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #65 on:** January 04, 2020, 03:15:54 PM »

Please post itt if you haven't been drafted yet for ww3 with Iran

team filler · « **Reply #66 on:** January 04, 2020, 03:24:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/Copernicus2013/status/1213301256401412096

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #67 on:** January 04, 2020, 03:24:58 PM »

Quote from: 213372bu on January 04, 2020, 03:18:58 PM

Quote from: Premium Lager on January 04, 2020, 03:15:54 PM
Please post itt if you haven't been drafted yet for ww3 with Iran
This thread is explicitly for memes, but you got roasted out of your own thread so I guess you have to sardonically post here

You must be new here if you think I got roasted out of a thread

team filler · « **Reply #68 on:** January 04, 2020, 03:28:58 PM »

https://twitter.com/TheOrlandoJones/status/1213557079966916610

he got a shaving profile

Kara · « **Reply #69 on:** January 04, 2020, 03:54:59 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #70 on:** January 04, 2020, 06:50:56 PM »

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #71 on:** January 04, 2020, 07:00:44 PM »

hopefully denmark do the 200iq strat again, of not picking side until there is a winner.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #72 on:** January 04, 2020, 07:03:45 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on January 03, 2020, 06:41:59 AM

you said iran has nuclear weapons

TBF we can't be 100% certain that they don't until we invade. Whats a few more decades of regional instability when it comes to peace of mind?

El Babua · « **Reply #73 on:** January 04, 2020, 08:22:02 PM »

Conscript all Dutch posters

Nintex · « **Reply #74 on:** January 04, 2020, 08:42:00 PM »

There's a big chance that Iraq will pass a law to have all US forces removed from their country as soon as tomorrow.
But something tells me Trump is just going to flat-out ignore it or "TAKE THE OIL" on his way out.

paprikastaude · « **Reply #75 on:** January 04, 2020, 09:18:24 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 03, 2020, 10:13:05 AM

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Also the reaction any country is gonna give the US when they ask for help in a "world war"

Tasty · « **Reply #76 on:** January 04, 2020, 09:23:56 PM »

As long as we're bankrolling NATO they'll do what we want

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #77 on:** January 04, 2020, 09:35:06 PM »

Quote from: filler on January 04, 2020, 03:28:58 PM

https://twitter.com/TheOrlandoJones/status/1213557079966916610

he got a shaving profile

We’re not sending our best.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #78 on:** January 05, 2020, 12:35:33 AM »

americans attacking culture? what a surprise

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #79 on:** January 05, 2020, 02:38:33 AM »

Stay safe while browsing muricans!

I was just on the internet myself today, shaking now.

Nintex · « **Reply #80 on:** January 05, 2020, 05:42:39 AM »

Looking at previous geopolitical rivalries between Donald Trump and some other leaders, there's two different outcomes.

25% chance Trump honors the memory of John McCain with operation Bomb Bomb Bomb ... Bomb Bomb Iran
75% chance Trump becomes best friends with Supreme Leader Khamenei after they meet in neutral territory

If I was Iran I would aim for the latter. That would make a lot more people in the US uncomfortable and would be a bigger victory than blowing up a tanker or military base.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #81 on:** January 05, 2020, 07:43:25 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on January 05, 2020, 02:38:33 AM

Stay safe while browsing muricans!

I was just on the internet myself today, shaking now.

It's getting real now

jorma · « **Reply #82 on:** January 05, 2020, 10:19:09 AM »

Quote from: shosta on January 04, 2020, 08:50:02 PM

Quote from: Nintex on January 04, 2020, 08:42:00 PM
There's a big chance
No there's not, they don't have the votes for that

yeah, about that...

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #83 on:** January 05, 2020, 11:09:12 AM »

https://twitter.com/anthonyvclark20/status/1213515286919426052

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #84 on:** January 05, 2020, 01:15:39 PM »

Quote from: jorma on January 05, 2020, 10:19:09 AM

Quote from: shosta on January 04, 2020, 08:50:02 PM
Quote from: Nintex on January 04, 2020, 08:42:00 PM
There's a big chance
No there's not, they don't have the votes for that

yeah, about that...

did he just lose face to nintex

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #85 on:** January 05, 2020, 02:59:49 PM »

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1213589231551037440

https://twitter.com/jinpayn/status/1213337218766368768

Nintex · « **Reply #86 on:** January 05, 2020, 05:33:19 PM »

Quote from: shosta on January 05, 2020, 12:14:49 PM

Quote from: jorma on January 05, 2020, 10:19:09 AM
yeah, about that...

Himu · « **Reply #87 on:** January 05, 2020, 06:03:07 PM »

I wish I were French.

Nintex · « **Reply #88 on:** January 05, 2020, 06:13:18 PM »

According to our local news Iran has put a bounty of 80 million USD on Trump's head.

They said something about getting their revenge all the way up to the White House and they cried a lot as if they had just watched the Lion King

TEEEPO · « **Reply #89 on:** January 05, 2020, 08:02:48 PM »

look at that fucking incel

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #90 on:** January 05, 2020, 09:22:28 PM »

https://twitter.com/shafei_d/status/1213627025388396544

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #91 on:** January 05, 2020, 09:55:28 PM »

Quote from: shosta on January 05, 2020, 07:48:48 PM

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Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #92 on:** January 06, 2020, 01:15:47 AM »

Quote from: shosta on January 05, 2020, 07:48:48 PM

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No wonder people this smart are afraid of ww3 breaking out

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #93 on:** January 06, 2020, 01:25:32 AM »

Well just seemed like an average american to me

Momo · « **Reply #94 on:** January 06, 2020, 02:09:51 AM »

me and my crew rolling up for the fight

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #95 on:** January 06, 2020, 08:57:07 AM »

When all the Zoomers get drafted, Millennials get to be in charge of funny memes again.

Nintex · « **Reply #96 on:** January 06, 2020, 09:01:51 AM »

millennials are all too depressed and nihilistic to fight anyway.

anyhow, I'd volunteer to be a drone pilot, cyber commander or general should the need arise.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #97 on:** January 06, 2020, 09:21:20 AM »

Nintenx u are already fighting the real online world war 3 with iranian proxy agents that are trying to make u feel bad for the assassination

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #98 on:** January 06, 2020, 09:29:04 AM »

Nintex · « **Reply #99 on:** January 06, 2020, 12:52:39 PM »

https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1214200102967029760

Ok Trump, humanity is officially lost and beyond saving, fire the missiles

team filler · « **Reply #100 on:** January 06, 2020, 02:10:10 PM »

https://twitter.com/HadiNasrallah/status/1214253043484631045

https://twitter.com/MaxAbrahms/status/1214250874404515843

Tasty · « **Reply #101 on:** January 06, 2020, 02:12:23 PM »

Off to fight WW3, see you guys later. 👋🏻

Nintex · « **Reply #102 on:** January 06, 2020, 02:55:15 PM »

In a twist of events the US is now leaving Iraq and/or even the 'region'.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #103 on:** January 06, 2020, 03:38:23 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #104 on:** January 07, 2020, 06:26:45 PM »

https://twitter.com/PressTV/status/1214688299316588545

Trump chuckled: "You mean the Chaos emeralds?"

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #105 on:** January 08, 2020, 12:04:16 AM »

https://twitter.com/samswey/status/1214732649123594240

team filler · « **Reply #106 on:** January 08, 2020, 12:28:03 AM »

https://twitter.com/LaithMarouf/status/1214776550584995840

Momo · « **Reply #107 on:** January 08, 2020, 07:16:20 AM »

Nintex · « **Reply #108 on:** January 08, 2020, 07:19:55 AM »

This should be pretty good for Khamenei's poll numbers. He might overtake Kim but unless the League of Evil commits to a single challenger this is the GOP primary all over again.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #109 on:** January 08, 2020, 08:34:03 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on January 08, 2020, 12:04:16 AM

https://twitter.com/samswey/status/1214732649123594240

I mean, he's not wrong

Nintex · « **Reply #110 on:** January 08, 2020, 09:32:27 AM »

Iran's Milkshake brings all the bois to the yard

https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1214775449001299968

Brehvolution · « **Reply #111 on:** January 08, 2020, 09:35:03 AM »

Bill Barr got him off too.

Himu · « **Reply #112 on:** January 08, 2020, 09:48:10 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on January 08, 2020, 09:32:27 AM

Iran's Milkshake brings all the bois to the yard

https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1214775449001299968

Have you seen Iranian women?

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #113 on:** January 08, 2020, 02:19:12 PM »

Quote from: Dickie Dee on January 08, 2020, 08:34:03 AM

Quote from: OnlyRegret on January 08, 2020, 12:04:16 AM

https://twitter.com/samswey/status/1214732649123594240

I mean, he's not wrong

https://twitter.com/ZacharyBrownAL/status/1214771990126645249

Brehvolution · « **Reply #114 on:** January 08, 2020, 02:19:37 PM »

trump getting back all the missiles sold by reagan to Iran via Iraq was some next level shit.

Nintex · « **Reply #115 on:** January 08, 2020, 02:46:06 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on January 08, 2020, 02:19:37 PM

trump getting back all the missiles sold by reagan to Iran via Iraq was some next level shit.

Just wait until you hear Rudy is selling Iran new missiles through some Ukrainian government official who lost his wife he cheated on in the plane crash yesterday.

Tripon · « **Reply #116 on:** January 08, 2020, 08:15:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/aNerdskull/status/1214856783715397632
https://twitter.com/aNerdskull/status/1215069284688252928

Momo · « **Reply #117 on:** January 09, 2020, 11:35:25 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #118 on:** January 10, 2020, 12:27:12 AM »

https://twitter.com/isgoodrum/status/1215454989042118656

back to russia again

Momo · « **Reply #119 on:** January 10, 2020, 01:50:41 AM »

The second CNN says Russia my brain immediately pushes the big blue doubt X

News:

Author Topic: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up (Read 12336 times)