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Momo

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I'm just going to proclaim to hate Ghostbusters 2016 on twitter, no one would want a sexist in their army

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Man I'm scared.

Also, remove Trump.

Also, fuck Republicans.
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I don't really understand the people saying we're heading into WW3. Iran isn't in a mutual defense treaty with Russia or China and the first target would be Israel and Saudi Arabia anyway. Russia in particular would never want to trigger a NATO action, that would be a nightmare scenario for them.

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https://twitter.com/yfn_demarkus/status/1212968952516599808?

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Yo I'm high and time has stopped. It's got me convinced we all been nuked
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bless up

Momo

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this is like the 24th world war for me :noah



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The Associated Press is reporting on schoolyard roastings between two schoolyard bullies, ladies and gentlemen we made it :rejoice

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Iran was pushing it with Soleimani huddling with his revolutionary buddies in Iraq to coordinate the embassy raid. Plus their supreme leader was dragging Trump on Twitter.
There won't be WW3 because if Iran starts more shit they won't have the ability to respond. They're broke and now their top military leader is dead.
Also Russia and China won't team up with Iran against Trump. So whom would have to fight this World War?

Soleimani was like the Diplomatic Immunity guy from Lethal Weapon, considered untouchable. Every terrorist leader on the planet shit themselves last night.
If Trump can get to him, he can get anyone. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets another very nice letter from Kim Jun Un soon. 

It's fucking hilarious to watch some journalists and some left wing pundits side with Iran's dead intelligence officer.
Who was responsible for lots of killing and terrorist attacks on behalf of the regime.

It seems that some people also fail to understand that Trump would not wage war for a prolonged occupation but to defeat his enemies like in the old days.
So any campaign in Iran would start with blowing up the Palace of the Supreme Leader without warning probably while he's doing a speech on live TV.
Which for a top down hierarchy like Iran would be a devastating blow to morale and their ability to fight.
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you said iran has nuclear weapons

Nintex

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you said iran has nuclear weapons
Soleimani and Iran knew the risks. They went to Iraq to fuck with the biggest military power in the world and almost succeeded in doing another 1979.
Baghdad airport was partly used as a US air base not so long ago (and some might argue it still is). That's the type of diplomatic immunity this motherfucker thought he had.

And yes, Iran likely has nuclear weapons. But there's a difference between having nukes and being able to deploy them in any meaningful way.
I'd say the US should be more worried about a ground invasion of Iraq. Iran was taking over Iraq using 'soft power' but they might resort to different methods now.
I don't think there will ever be a massive invasion into Iran itself. The campaign will focus on taking out the proxies such as Hizbollah (who do most of the heavy lifting for the regime anyway).
Followed by cyberattacks and taking out their leadership and somehow coming to terms with a new regime.

To escalate Iran would have to fight and defeat the US forces in the region, which outside of Iraq and Afghanistan are spread out and mostly out of their reach in US allied countries.
They don't have the resources to take on the US and its allies in the region. They can do some damage but such a move would be very unwise.

Also I expect some heads will roll at Iranian intelligence once they figure out Eric Trump gave them a 30 minute warning something was about to go down.
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The Germans are due for a win.  :doge

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Trump is awake and shit posting  :preach
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Quote from: Nintex
Also Russia and China won't team up with Iran against Trump. So whom would have to fight this World War?

You're right. It's not like unforeseen consequences have ever lead to a World War. Everyone acts rationally all the time for sure.

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Just drone strike enemy commanders. Nothing bad will happen!
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Thank god I'm old, fat, and white, don't need to worry about being drafted
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Don’t know why anyone here would be worried about a draft, they only want fit, attractive people.
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Iran fucked up. Literally all they had to do was visit the Mar-a-Lago, take a picture with Trump and sign some document about improving relations* and maintaining the deal.
Maybe send Trump a few letters a year, play some golf and/or give Ivanka a nice birthday present.

Instead they had this nutjob running around doing all sorts of terrorist shit.
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Millions of new cases of bone spurs incoming.
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Cyberwar is big now right? I won't be on the front lines? :'(

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And yes, Iran likely has nuclear weapons. But there's a difference between having nukes and being able to deploy them in any meaningful way.
They don't have nuclear weapons.

Neither does Israel.

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I’m glad I turned 26 this year so I’m out of a potential draft.

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I’m glad I turned 26 this year so I’m out of a potential draft.

Oh shit didn't know about this. :jeb

Getting really old has its benefits :jeb

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Did you tho :teehee

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/10/246
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(a) The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.
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Did you tho :teehee

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/10/246
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(a) The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.

The draft only comes 18-25. You can elist up to 45, and I suppose Congress can expand the age if they needed.

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Well, that was the point. FYI US code 127e was used as justification for this whole kickoff event, so people do read these things and use them 👀
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Lmao Iran cant even invade Iraq lads relax

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Lmao Iran cant even invade Iraq lads relax

Iran held off an Iraqi army that was heavily supported by U.S. intelligence with a military that had half an officer corps in prison or a grave shortly after a revolution.

Kara

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Anyway, big ups to:

benji for saying Donald Trump is reflexively anti-war.

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Iran held off an Iraqi army that was heavily supported by U.S. intelligence with a military that had half an officer corps in prison or a grave shortly after a revolution.
and yet they couldn't protect one dude at an airport :trumps

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Lmao Iran cant even invade Iraq lads relax

Iran held off an Iraqi army that was heavily supported by U.S. intelligence with a military that had half an officer corps in prison or a grave shortly after a revolution.

Ok pls pm me when iran will do more then talk in this case

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Iran held off an Iraqi army that was heavily supported by U.S. intelligence with a military that had half an officer corps in prison or a grave shortly after a revolution.
and yet they couldn't protect one dude at an airport :trumps

According to the genius politics guys he killed hundreds so that's a pretty good KDA ratio.

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Dude was thinking he was playing DM but it was Fortnite so his k/d don't count for shit now.

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thank god we got a long enough kill streak to unlock the airstrike :jawalrus

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 :lol

US can wipe Iran from the face of the earth tonight, Iran wouldn't even know what hit em.

Doesn't mean this dude wasn't able to inflict some damage. Low scale.

Nuance might be hard for college intellectual pussies. That why you guys end up losing (elections). Cant even celebarate a decent assassination of a fucktard.


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US can wipe Iran from the face of the earth tonight, Iran wouldn't even know what hit em.

Doesn't mean this dude wasn't able to inflict some damage. Low scale.

Nuance might be hard for college intellectual pussies. That why you guys end up losing (elections). Cant even celebarate a decent assassination of a fucktard.

“Sand people”

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begun the drone war has

Momo

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:lol

US can wipe Iran from the face of the earth tonight, Iran wouldn't even know what hit em.

Doesn't mean this dude wasn't able to inflict some damage. Low scale.

Nuance might be hard for college intellectual pussies. That why you guys end up losing (elections). Cant even celebarate a decent assassination of a fucktard.

“Sand people”

Iranian Genocide

Smh what has this board come to
i choose to believe PL was out drinking with some gopniks and he accidentally injected krokodil. Should be fine tomorrow, minus some necrotic flesh

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he is not a socialist, who does not, in time of imperialist war, desire the defeat of his own country ;)
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https://twitter.com/SSS_gov/status/1213124918625345539

I'm sure they'd come up with some stupid shit like "Draft on Terror" to get around it.