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Underrated Doritos
« on: January 12, 2020, 12:34:16 AM »
This is a gaming forum, after all. Anyway spicy sweet chili and flamas are the best :lawd

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Re: Underrated Doritos
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2020, 12:44:29 AM »
Salt and Vinegar Lays, bb.

I have actually caused mouth injuries from eating too much of those. :doge

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Re: Underrated Doritos
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2020, 12:47:03 AM »


These originally going off the market correlates with the decline of my life.

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Re: Underrated Doritos
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2020, 12:56:31 AM »
Seaweed, Soft-Shelled Crab.

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Re: Underrated Doritos
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2020, 12:58:35 AM »
Ketchup flavored stuff is gross
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Re: Underrated Doritos
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2020, 01:02:30 AM »
which came first: ranch or cool ranch

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Re: Underrated Doritos
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2020, 01:03:33 AM »
Pringles were always gross to me in general. There’s something very food product-y about them, like McNuggets. I can’t get it out of my head that I’m eating something gross and artificial as a gnosh on their improbably consistent texture. It’s unnerving and I can feel it in my spine as I bite down. Nobody should want a potato to get pringled. It’s unnatural and less perfect than its normal form.
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Re: Underrated Doritos
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2020, 01:25:10 AM »

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Re: Underrated Doritos
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2020, 02:17:01 AM »
The whole product line is trash.

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Re: Underrated Doritos
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2020, 04:07:46 AM »
Pringles were always gross to me in general. There’s something very food product-y about them, like McNuggets. I can’t get it out of my head that I’m eating something gross and artificial as a gnosh on their improbably consistent texture. It’s unnerving and I can feel it in my spine as I bite down. Nobody should want a potato to get pringled. It’s unnatural and less perfect than its normal form.

You wanna eat people and you’re gonna complain about McNuggets?  :goldberg

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Re: Underrated Doritos
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2020, 04:26:53 AM »
Not if they’ve been processed into Pringles and McNuggets  :nope
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Re: Underrated Doritos
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2020, 06:30:50 AM »
Ketchup flavored stuff is gross

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Re: Underrated Doritos
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2020, 09:17:36 AM »
Jalapeno Doritos and whatever is the other green bag one are great. Also both the red bags. All the rest of them are suspect to bad.

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actually the taco ones are p good too

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Re: Underrated Doritos
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2020, 09:26:42 AM »
Fiery Doritos Locos Tacos

Fuck you Taco Bell for getting rid of them.
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Re: Underrated Doritos
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2020, 09:34:43 AM »
what if you mixed a bag of taco doritos with a bag of takis? :hmm

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Re: Underrated Doritos
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2020, 10:37:53 AM »
what if you mixed a bag of taco doritos with a bag of takis? :hmm

The takis would overwhelm the palette with their lime ass filth  :yuck

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Re: Underrated Doritos
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2020, 10:58:26 AM »
Bring back guacamole Doritos :stop

That and Taco Doritos
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