Underrated Glen Posts

[Mr Gilhaney]

With Glenghazi in full force right now, I want a thread where we can celebrate the most underrated Glen posts.

personal favorite:

[nachobro]

would you rather eat noodles or a dick?

[agrajag]

wasn't the original debate whether lasagna is a noodle?

 

[Lonewulfeus]

On a random Tuesday, I do more for progressive policy before noon than you or Tokyosandblaster do in a year.

This one was pretty good

[TVC15]

Shota, what did your discharge smell like when your penis was covered in stage IV cancer tumors?

[EightBitNate]

I posted an account of a traumatic sexual experience in the relationships thread and then Glen used that post to make fun of me in an unrelated post completely unprovoked  :'(

[TVC15]

Which traumatic sexual experience was it?

[Transhuman]

Is that true Glen? You're going to make me cry

[EightBitNate]

Which traumatic sexual experience was it?

“Traumatic” is probably too serious a word but I felt neglected in a threesome I had planned with a girl I was having feelings for. I don’t think it about that experience much these days but I still found it kinda petty to bring up when I posted in that thread sincerely but whatever.

[EightBitNate]

Which traumatic sexual experience was it?

“Traumatic” is probably too serious a word but I felt neglected in a threesome I had planned with a girl I was having feelings for. I don’t think it about that experience much these days but I still found it kinda petty to bring up when I posted in that thread sincerely but whatever.

Read that shit again and pretend the person who wrote it isn't you. The whole situation was fucking hilarious.

Lmao u right

[jakefromstatefarm]

i dont remember the verbiage well enough to search for it, but the one where he was logged into jack remington and then accidentally outed himself by referring to a green shinobi post as something he wrote. then tried and failed to ninja edit. that ones my favorite

[Great Rumbler]

I don't know what thread it was in and I can't be bothered to look, but the one where he was mad about an AIDS vaccine or whatever was pretty good.

[TVC15]

You guys are being fucking ridiculous today.

This isn’t ridiculous. Nobody has even admitted to having sex with a teenager since you’ve been back.

[Kara]

His story in the did you shit yourself as an adult thread.

The Robinson Crusoe economics post Dmitri Dmitriyevich bumped recently.

[james]

Every post from Glen is a treasure and we are blessed in having them 

[TVC15]

His story in the did you shit yourself as an adult thread.

Uh oh, did I post in that thread, and if so which story did I tell?

[chronovore]

What's "Glenghazi"?

[Momo]

It's not too bad. At least you didn't get an erection. It happens but it doesn't make it any less embarassing when a training partner does it to you.

Huh, that would really be something, especially without the gi. Can't imagine that would happen though. There's no way my cardiovascular system could reroute enough blood to the extremities in mid-roll. Though now I'm googling that, and it also gets a lot of search results. Probably college-age dudes. At 33, there's no chance that would happen.

Edit: this one is interesting: https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/19ditv/one_of_the_reasons_i_stopped_doing_bjj/

I had to take three weeks off with a rib injury back in April and hated it. Getting back on the mats was the best feeling. Hope you stick with it.

[Momo]

I like you talking about not being able to get an erection more

[Great Rumbler]

What's "Glenghazi"?

"As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're killed in an attack on a Libyan embassy."

[BIONIC]

For reference:
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8429.msg2768766#msg2768766

Boy ain’t right in the head

[Ghoul]

Glen are you going through Manopause?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I don't know what thread it was in and I can't be bothered to look, but the one where he was mad about an AIDS vaccine or whatever was pretty good.

The original post is gone but we’ll always have this:

Wilco leave Green alone.  The truth is, he was creating - well planning on creating - his own aids vaccine that was going to be pretty life saving and have phenomenal aids killing power.  He had the idea fleshed out.  He would first make the vaccine, then inject people with it, and finally save all humanity.  It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.  But now these guys have beat him to it and worse did a half ass job of it.  Green is just pretty bummed out that's all.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36558.msg934609#msg934609

[TVC15]

#ReleaseTheGlenNovel

[Kara]

Then there was a thread about an AIDS "vaccine" that only lowered the risk of infection by 25% or something. Can that even be called a vaccine?

Yes

[Momo]

[Kara]

How are you any better than Green Shinobi, seriously. We had some interesting topics about film and shit, but even that couldn't last long before one or two trolls erupted in pages and pages of back and forth bullshit, with icons and regular members obviously instigating in the hopes of getting you banned.

[TVC15]

Oh god people bitching about icons. Why did you bother keeping this shithole alive, demi?

[Kara]

I'll be Poody, you be Green Shinobi.

[Kara]

WHY THE FUCK DO I REMEMBER THAT

[Mr Gilhaney]

A lot of great Glen posts in here. Thank you all for sharing.

[Kara]

but did u get free jack tacos

[team filler]

*dacos

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

An oldie but goodie:

Okay, I'll fess up. I was on Koh Phangan Thailand, and I'd been there about a week, going to beach parties every night. The previous night I'd gotten out of control on mushroom shakes, while also taking down 2-3 buckets, which each had a full flask of whiskey and some amphetamine-laced Thai energy drink. I think at some point, I accidentally smoked black tar heroin thinking it was hash. I smoked like two packs of cigarettes that night, and also drank many beers. Finally I drove home on a motorcycle over hilly jungle roads.

Point is, that morning I should have been dead. Yet something within me still clung to life. I stumbled out of the beach bungalow that I was sharing with some British lads and girls to smoke a cigarette. I was wearing my board shorts from the night before. As I was smoking, I had the urge to fart, but instead all my sins of the past few days came pouring out.

There was no hiding this. It was visibly running down my legs. In the bungalow, the others had woken up, and I could hear that they were looking for me so that we could all go get breakfast. I crouched down in he bushes, shit and dirt mixing together on my legs into a grimy outer shell. These were the most intense moments of my life. One of the lads' hawk-like gaze nearly found me out on more than one occasion. Finally they left. I dashed into the bungalow, grabbed a towel, and sprinted out to the water. The evidence washed off me in the cool morning waters of the Gulf of Thailand.

Later I caught up with the others at breakfast, and no one ever suspected.

[BIONIC]

I don't know if it's necessarily anti-Semitic to tell someone you wish they could get teleported into a concentration camp. You can wish someone was locked in a room getting Zyklon B dumped on them, and it can have nothing to do with them being Jewish. I told David Harsanyi from The Federalist that I wished he could get air-dropped into the Kurdish Syrian border with Turkey, and it doesn't make me an Islamophobe.

Classic

[BIONIC]

It gets better

I don't know if it's necessarily anti-Semitic to tell someone you wish they could get teleported into a concentration camp. You can wish someone was locked in a room getting Zyklon B dumped on them, and it can have nothing to do with them being Jewish. I told David Harsanyi from The Federalist that I wished he could get air-dropped into the Kurdish Syrian border with Turkey, and it doesn't make me an Islamophobe.

I don't think they're wishing them to be transported back as part of the SS.

Right, but you could think someone should get gassed for reasons that have nothing to do with their ethnicity, and they certainly don't have to be Jewish.

concentration camps and gas are #justnazithings

Now that's just ignorant. The Soviets used gas vans. Pol Pot had death camps. Also, the Nazis executed many non-Jews in those camps. I'm just saying that the person who wanted nachobro teleported to a concentration camp may not have been anti-Semitic at all. They could have thought he was Roma, for instance.

[Transhuman]

Uncut Glens

[OnlyRegret]

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Uncut Glens

glans*

[Transhuman]

I used to feel stupid because I didn't know why people hated Glen, and now I feel even stupider because I still don't know.

[Mandark]

p sure that for hate, glen's a net exporter

[EightBitNate]

I used to feel stupid because I didn't know why people hated Glen, and now I feel even stupider because I still don't know.

I'm kind of a douchebag.

It’s not even that. You’re just extremely unpredictable and hard to read.

[Mandark]

p sure that for hate, glen's a net exporter

If Glen were a country, what would his top 5 exports be?

1) rage
2) ire
3) apoplexy
4) hateration
5) cross-legged acoustic jams

[OnlyRegret]

I used to feel stupid because I didn't know why people hated Glen, and now I feel even stupider because I still don't know.

Apparently there is a dozen alts of history or so, so plenty of literature to read

[Transhuman]

I used to feel stupid because I didn't know why people hated Glen, and now I feel even stupider because I still don't know.

I'm kind of a douchebag.

"I'm a bit of a bad boy"

[team filler]

he's a loner, trashy



a rebel!

[ToxicAdam]

I always loved when Glen comes off the top rope out of nowhere with a genocide take. All the worlds problems can be alleviated by a little murder.

He was Thanos, before Thanos was cool.

[nachobro]

glen irl

[james]

I used to feel stupid because I didn't know why people hated Glen, and now I feel even stupider because I still don't know.

Three words:

[team filler]

jack remington retire bitch! 

[OnlyRegret]

oh so that's whose account joe deleted

[team filler]

 

[BIONIC]

All his posts got the Hilary emails treatment 

It’s like poetry 

[Yeti]

I’m like 10 pages behind in the US politics thread and all the gaps from missing posts is making it a challenge to read. 

[team filler]

 

[BIONIC]

Russia, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 underrated glen posts that are missing 

[team filler]

came up on him like a bitch

[thisismyusername]

I asked multiple people for the Hillary treatment in public/private and I just ended up back here shitposting for their amusement. 

You didn't post hog. The only way to get shit done is to do that.

[CatsCatsCats]

I asked multiple people for the Hillary treatment in public/private and I just ended up back here shitposting for their amusement. 

$100 buxx to Joe