I thought this was a joke.

Fun fact: yugoslav families think it's hilarious to attempt a crotch grab on the kids in family. A classic move is to bow down and point to some supposed strange spot on your elbow going "hey, what's that?". When the kid leans in to squint at it, they extend the arm toward their crotch and everybody laughs at how high you jumped.
I'll leave you to judge this as you see fit.
